Hey Beatles I found a "Mono Box" for $10 (!) at a garage sale last weekend. (True!) And you best believe I bought it, which means that you didn't get any of my money. So you can take your limited-editions and overinflated prices and FUCK OFF!
― Sir Lord Baltimora (Myonga Vön Bontee), Thursday, 13 June 2013 07:29 (eleven years ago) link
You never give me your money,you only tell me to fuck off
― go cray cray on my lobster soufflé (snoball), Thursday, 13 June 2013 07:57 (eleven years ago) link
http://rockstarwallpapers10.net/wp-content/uploads/images/71/john-lennon-0.jpg
― please delete outrageous tanuki crappyposter (wins), Friday, 3 October 2014 20:16 (nine years ago) link
on phone but someone repost the xelab broadside here for posterity
― Ƹ༑Ʒ (imago), Friday, 3 October 2014 20:17 (nine years ago) link
blackbird singing in the dead of night: fuck off, you
― The Complainte of Ray Tabano, Friday, 3 October 2014 20:32 (nine years ago) link
bump
― sleeve, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 20:31 (nine years ago) link
my curry is 10 minutes late and frankly i blame the Beatles
― daed bod (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 20:35 (nine years ago) link
the beatles can have a lolly in their bottom
― describing a scene in which the Hulk gets a boner (contenderizer), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 20:41 (nine years ago) link
Beatles are amazingly great, I think its because they were all white males and wrote their own songs and played their own instruments back when music was real
― local eire man (darraghmac), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 22:53 (nine years ago) link
My bf wants the Beatles on our wedding playlist. I don't have to agree to this, right?
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 23:25 (nine years ago) link
in all seriousness you have full veto powers and I support u 100%
― local eire man (darraghmac), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 23:26 (nine years ago) link
unless it's "why don't we do it in the road", in which case, you're on your own
― describing a scene in which the Hulk gets a boner (contenderizer), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 23:27 (nine years ago) link
john Lennon was a hero to most but he never meant shit to me >:[
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 23:31 (nine years ago) link
I will allow the Stevie wonder version of "we can work it out" but I guess that's counter to the spirit of the thread.
― horseshoe, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 23:33 (nine years ago) link
good job that history will eternally laugh at mersey-beat and jazz will always win the moral victory.
― psychedelic shit and white honky monody (xelab), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 23:43 (nine years ago) link
the beatles are a bit like religion - the older i get the more my ambivalence turns to hatred
that and the fact that they are riddled with institutionalised paedophilia.
― Moyes Enthusiast (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 23:44 (nine years ago) link
hating the beatles is stupid
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 23:47 (nine years ago) link
gtfo
― sleeve, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 23:50 (nine years ago) link
"hating the beatles is stupid"
yOU aRE oN The WRong Fucking thread here paL!
― psychedelic shit and white honky monody (xelab), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 23:55 (nine years ago) link
yes, have a lolly. for your bottom.
― describing a scene in which the Hulk gets a boner (contenderizer), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 23:59 (nine years ago) link
don't get me wrong this is still the best beatles-related thread on ilx
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 00:00 (nine years ago) link
at least you kept it short xp
― psychedelic shit and white honky monody (xelab), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 00:04 (nine years ago) link
mercifully
― psychedelic shit and white honky monody (xelab), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 00:05 (nine years ago) link
a lolly for your fanny
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 25 February 2015 00:05 (nine years ago) link
but it's easy if you try
― daed bod (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 00:06 (nine years ago) link
xxp ws 2 jd
― describing a scene in which the Hulk gets a boner (contenderizer), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 00:07 (nine years ago) link
we've never needed this thread more than now
― vacuum head tree disease (imago), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 01:30 (nine years ago) link
pssst the beatles, come over here for a second, there's something I have to tell you
clear off go on shoo
― ladies goatse to the queen (qiqing), Wednesday, 25 February 2015 20:39 (nine years ago) link
Stuart Sutcliffe has been called the fifth Beatle.[4]Pete Best has been called the fifth Beatle.[6]"If anyone was the fifth Beatle, it was Brian Epstein."[2][8]George Martin has been called the fifth Beatle.[12]Neil Aspinall has been called the fifth Beatle.[16]Derek Taylor is also attributed by some to be the fifth Beatle.[17]Tony Sheridan has been referred to as the fifth Beatle.[18]American pianist Billy Preston has been referred to as the fifth Beatle.[19]Drummer Jimmie Nicol has been called the fifth Beatle.[22]Eric Clapton has been referred to as the fifth Beatle.[23]
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Sunday, 26 April 2015 03:15 (nine years ago) link
^all of these fifth Beatles can fuck off![2][4][6][8][12][16][17][18][19][22][23]
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Sunday, 26 April 2015 03:16 (nine years ago) link
haha I looked that up today too! IA thread rite?
― nults of 2 ppl don't amount to a will have beens in this crazy (wins), Sunday, 26 April 2015 03:18 (nine years ago) link
lol, I didn't even realize they were having that conversation on the IA thread. but fifth Beatles proclamations have been disturbing my peace of mind for years, and I knew there'd be a ridiculously detailed Wikipedia article about them.
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Sunday, 26 April 2015 03:22 (nine years ago) link
lol awes
― nults of 2 ppl don't amount to a will have beens in this crazy (wins), Sunday, 26 April 2015 03:23 (nine years ago) link
Lol Murray the K not even mentioned
― sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Sunday, 26 April 2015 03:34 (nine years ago) link
Is it me or has Beatles-related satire, or even outright hatred, never really been as funny as it could have been, given that we're dealing with the biggest band ever here?
― Master of Treacle, Sunday, 26 April 2015 04:10 (nine years ago) link
HI , HATERS
http://i.imgur.com/dV4urW7.jpg
― pplains, Sunday, 26 April 2015 04:36 (nine years ago) link
Learn to shave your neck, Ringo, and then fuck off!
― Hideous Lump, Sunday, 26 April 2015 04:46 (nine years ago) link
What kind of asshole is in THE BEATLES and blows through that unending well of cash and needs fucking SNEAKER AD MONEY
FUCK OFF
― ^^^ NOT METAL (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 26 April 2015 09:09 (nine years ago) link
PEACE AND LOVE PEACE AND LOVE
― ^^^ NOT METAL (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 26 April 2015 09:10 (nine years ago) link
I see how they help with the drumming though
https://skechersblog.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/ringo-starr-skechers_s01r_bts-0580.jpg
― StanM, Sunday, 26 April 2015 09:13 (nine years ago) link
Look how many of them you get in each pair!
http://www.abc.es/Media/201504/01/ringo-starr-SKECHERS--644x362.JPG
― StanM, Sunday, 26 April 2015 09:14 (nine years ago) link
Ringo needs two couches for one ad campaign? Fuck off.
― StanM, Sunday, 26 April 2015 09:21 (nine years ago) link
Five buttons on your jacket cuff? O-Bla-La-di-fucking-da. Fuck off.
― ^^^ NOT METAL (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 26 April 2015 10:00 (nine years ago) link
So when Ringo made that video saying stop sending Beatles shit for him to autograph because he was busy, what he meant was 'busy appearing in ads for sneakers'?
― Hugh G. Wreckjoke (snoball), Sunday, 26 April 2015 10:10 (nine years ago) link
http://media.tumblr.com/337b5f5c1b55eec6189aab32c8832329/tumblr_inline_mqijgtJZGw1qz4rgp.jpg
― Hugh G. Wreckjoke (snoball), Sunday, 26 April 2015 10:11 (nine years ago) link
I didn't know Lulu has been called the fifth Beatle?
― StanM, Sunday, 26 April 2015 10:16 (nine years ago) link
Alonzo Tuske hates the Beatles.
― dlp9001, Sunday, 26 April 2015 11:44 (nine years ago) link
Fuck Off is surely the fifth Beatle
― yeovil knievel (NickB), Sunday, 26 April 2015 11:54 (nine years ago) link
Dusty Springfield and Tom Jones used to job share as the Fifth Beatle.http://beatlephotoblog.com/photos/2010/08/180.jpg
― Hugh G. Wreckjoke (snoball), Sunday, 26 April 2015 12:54 (nine years ago) link
Ringo could make a legit claim to being on that list of Fifth Beatles.
― pplains, Sunday, 26 April 2015 14:41 (nine years ago) link