Musicians you would really punch in the face

- Ja Rule

- Every member of Linkin Park.

I wouldn't put it beyond myself to maybe kick Fred Durst in the neck and face repeatedly to the tune of N*E*R*D's "Rock Star" upon a chance encounter.

If confronted by Courtney Love on the street whilst I happened to be drunk, I'd whip my dick out and wave it around at her while singing "instant karma's gonna get YOOOOOUUUUU!". She probably wouldn't get the joke ('joke' = I've seen her genitalia far too many times oh stop the burning sensation in my mind's-eye!!!!!).

I probably wouldn't hurt him, but if I did happen to bump into Ryan Adams, I wouldn't be able to stop myself from at least pointing and laughing, or maybe if I could keep control of myself I might just walk by him, not look at him or act like I recognize him at all, but as I pass him by, hum a few bars of "Summer of '69", just loud enough for him to hear it.

Most of all though, if I ever get my hands on that Nickalicious fucker...well, you know that intro bit from "M.E.T.H.O.D. Man"?

Sorry to get all emo but this is the second time you've played this card today

Which one of these things doesn't belong here? (hint: coughthesecondonecough)

BTW, I hate gays and blacks equally.

and I love you, and you know it, too, but your conviction that white ppl not liking aboveground rap=white ppl revealing their secret racist hearts!!! needs serious reexamination. My hatred of Puffy isn't 'cause he's a convenient stand-in for stuff I don't like, it's cause back when he was all over the charts, listening to pop radio/watching MTV or its various equivalents became a fucking chore because I couldn't stand all that uncreative, dull recycling of songs under the guise of "sampling." You gotta give people the benefit of the doubt & take 'em at their word: people might just wanna punch Puffy in the face 'cause they think he sucks.

Oh yeah and there was the whole "I am no longer Puff Daddy, now I am P. Diddy" thing, which merits as much ridicule as the world can spare

physically attacking a bunch of black people who make 'bad' music = not racist

also he was diddy was before the namechange, he used it all over no way out!!

My hatred of Puffy isn't 'cause he's a convenient stand-in for stuff I don't like, it's cause back when he was all over the charts, listening to pop radio/watching MTV or its various equivalents became a fucking chore because I couldn't stand all that uncreative, dull recycling of songs under the guise of "sampling."

this statement makes no sense!! the second half merely reaffirms the first part you deny!! 'i hate modern hiphop--puffy is a representative of modern hiphop--i hate puffy' (or the even less convincing conclusion '--puffy is not a representative of modern hiphop')

and all that biggie stuff you love j0hn? straight puffy productions.

badboys 4 life was great too.

How in the world have we made it this far without a DevBan mention? Him then.

omg 5 years ago is embarrassing jesus

embarrassing, jesus

haha you were right the first time.

rollins has been punched in the face zillions of times! didn't y'all read GET IN THE VAN??

hatin' on the strokes in 08 is funny though.

Any "freak-folk"/"psych-folk" musician who is not Skip Spence (and he's dead, so that'd just be mean and pointless).

^^do not hit gary higgins or bill fay in the face they are old (and maybe dead in fay's case)

i think i'm going to try these crazy login names the kids are so crazy about these days.

I can't imagine hating on Puffy. He is like a fountain of amusement.

you've come a long way, baby