Ooh Ooh Ooh, Complete CLASH POLL (that's a laugh) - ILX Artist Poll #41 (?) - Voting Ends July 9th at Midnight (EST)

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First I'll have to cure my temper.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 17:56 (ten years ago) link

voted!

sleeve, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 20:02 (ten years ago) link

Any failure by this poll to place Rudie Can't Fail in the top 10 will erode my faith in humanity.

― something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 9 July 2013

cf Death or Glory imo. expect it'll tank in this poll due to antirockist bias but to my ear it's nothing short of a complete musical and spiritual triumph and kinda encapsulates everything i love about the band. it rocks, it rags, it rages and it's wise enough not to exclude itself from criticism. catalogs tyrannies of class and commerce on its way to a long hard look in the mirror at the subtle tyranny of narrative and the personal cost of punk mythmaking.

man... the bridge alone is better than a lot of bands ever get. gonna raise trouble, gonna raise hell, gonna fight you brother, gonna fight til you lose.

resulting post (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 20:36 (ten years ago) link

I really want to poll Overpowered By Funk vs The Crunge

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 20:36 (ten years ago) link

I really want I'm Not Down to be the big sleeper LC hit, but fear it'll be getting overlooked instead

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 20:38 (ten years ago) link

xpost i'm on a roll here hell just the intro even i mean come on. like muscles rippling under a tiger's skin, set to explode at any moment...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MwzMuuGOsVI

resulting post (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 20:38 (ten years ago) link

can't hear that second verse anymore without thinking of c0bian tbqh

resulting post (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 20:39 (ten years ago) link

I think the idea is to not give away too much of what we voted for til the results start rolling out, but I will say that I had 11 LC tracks on my ballot.

The Butthurt Locker (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 20:39 (ten years ago) link

Me too! Pretty certain that comfortably outscores any other album in any of my previous ballots.

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 20:41 (ten years ago) link

though Sandinista! did pretty well too

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 20:42 (ten years ago) link

I really tried to rein in the LC love too, but I know I was lying to myself. I also tried to excise some of their singles, 'til I realised that was just being stupid.

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 20:44 (ten years ago) link

I tried to not let Sandinista dominate my ballot

Mark G, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 20:45 (ten years ago) link

My album breakdown (at least as I define "album")

The Clash (US): 6
Rope: 3
Black Market: 2
London: 9
Sandinista: 4
Combat: 4
Crap: 1
Non-album: 1

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 20:58 (ten years ago) link

This ballot was surprisingly easy for me because I had 20-some tracks that were just absolutely going to be on there, no question. So I only really had to make hard calls about 7 or 8 (out of 40-plus more that were serious contenders).

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 21:00 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, I'm not even sure I could hazard a stab at this.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 21:06 (ten years ago) link

Hazard it!

Gukbe, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 21:07 (ten years ago) link

Deadline is today? No way.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 21:09 (ten years ago) link

You're kidding me Josh, you've got to do this. You're only like 3% of the electorate at this point anyway.

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 21:10 (ten years ago) link

Well you really have until tomorrow afternoon.

Gukbe, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 21:10 (ten years ago) link

You don't have to think about it too hard. The Clash is a feeling, man.

Gukbe, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 21:11 (ten years ago) link

I feel like voting for everything except two or three tracks.

Oh, I can do it later, I guess.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 21:11 (ten years ago) link

I left "Train in Vain" off and feel no regrets.

first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 21:22 (ten years ago) link

I'll go to bat for Death Or Glory. I'm a sucker for anthems. It's their Born To Run for me.

On that note, I think they played the song all of maybe 5 times? How did that happen? It was pretty great each time, too. It seems like a bizarre setlist omission to me, to not play Death Or Glory and let Paul Simonon stagger through increasingly painful versions of Guns Of Brixton.

kaleb h. (Everything You Like Sucks), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 21:59 (ten years ago) link

Well, it's *his* song, innit?

Then again, Topper never sang his one, did he? (Ivan/GI Joe)

Mark G, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 22:18 (ten years ago) link

Also, I wanna put Three Card Trick on my top 30, based on this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1gWBPRXGJ0

Don't think I can though because the studio version isn't even in the same ballpark. To this day I'm amazed at Cut The Crap. I like most of the songs better than Combat Rock, but then they just systematically ruined everything in ways I didn't even think were possible. Guitar tone ruined, solid drummer replaced with drum machine, 1985 keyboards all over the place. Great songs deleted and replaced with last-minute songs that barely qualify as music. Pitch-shifted vocals for no reason. How does Jericho and In The Pouring Rain not make that album and Play To Win does? It boggles the mind.

kaleb h. (Everything You Like Sucks), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 22:20 (ten years ago) link

Topper sings "Ivan Meets GI Joe" on that Amsterdam 81 show I was raving about upthread. It's a really strong performance actually.

kaleb h. (Everything You Like Sucks), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 22:22 (ten years ago) link

Probably because they couldn't't be made to fit the blueprint..

I do have a Clash2 boot it's pretty great

xpost wtyg

Mark G, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 22:23 (ten years ago) link

I got given redund notice at one place of work, and accidentally on my last 2 days I got given unfettered internet, like really fast broadband when I find't have it at home. I downloaded tons from The Clash Zone, fully expecting that it would't be there long (I was right, it's long gone now)

Mark G, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 22:26 (ten years ago) link

I've got my good speakers on tonight and hearing unexpected really low vocal parts on I'm Not Down and Guns Of Brixton, almost like growls and barks. They're new to me anyway. With that and the weird mixing that brings out all these hidden hooks (as noted upthread), LC's production is impeccable.

Ismael Klata, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 22:37 (ten years ago) link

A friend of mine saw Clash2, and had seen Clash1 w/ Chimes in '82. He said both shows were equally great, and even gave a slight edge to Clash2 (for the drumming). When he heard CtC he was profoundly baffled and disappointed; nothing in the Clash2 show indicated a new album would be anything but great.

Clash 2 was a joy for awhile. They sounded great with two guitarists--sounded like a return to Give 'Em Enough Rope, which is my favorite Clash album. They even fixed some songs that Clash 1 couldn't pull off. Even Guns of Brixton sounded pretty damn good. Extremely tight and energetic. It's too bad they didn't make a record (who even plays on CTC? I think Vince White, Paul Simonon and Pete Howard are all AWOL).

My only criticism of Clash 2 as a touring unit is that for awhile they tried to do Mick's songs with one of the new guitarists and let Paul Simonon sing Police On My Back and What's My Name, which teetered on horrific.

kaleb h. (Everything You Like Sucks), Tuesday, 9 July 2013 23:01 (ten years ago) link

Is Bee OK reading this thread? Could Bee OK e-mail the poll because I *DON'T* have an embarrassingly stupid question about calculating results no no I don't.

Gukbe, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 23:13 (ten years ago) link

cf Death or Glory imo. expect it'll tank in this poll

That would be a shame, as it's one of the greatest songs of all time.

kornrulez6969, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 23:51 (ten years ago) link

In addition, everyone should double check their ballots to ensure that Hateful is near the top.

kornrulez6969, Tuesday, 9 July 2013 23:55 (ten years ago) link

39 ballots

Gukbe, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 00:58 (ten years ago) link

Almost done with mine.

kaleb h. (Everything You Like Sucks), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 01:04 (ten years ago) link

starting mine now!

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 01:08 (ten years ago) link

40+ is going to produce a good set of results, esp with 30- track ballots.

WmC, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 01:09 (ten years ago) link

Is Bee OK reading this thread? Could Bee OK e-mail the poll because I *DON'T* have an embarrassingly stupid question about calculating results no no I don't.

yes i am. what do you need?

Bee OK, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 01:41 (ten years ago) link

are you looking for this?

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/ccc?key=0Alm9ijj_zohtdDhKV1NraFUtWXptd25nbEZ0cGxYeXc#gid=0

Bee OK, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 01:41 (ten years ago) link

Ah. I was just wondering how you divvied up the points starting at 50 as you did in the New Order poll.

Gukbe, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 01:46 (ten years ago) link

voted!

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 01:46 (ten years ago) link

also sidenote: I really hate the US version of the s/t

track organization is bollocks. BOLLOCKS I say. Not opening that album with Janie Jones is the stupidest thing I have ever heard of.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 01:47 (ten years ago) link

wish I had voted for more Give Em Enough Rope but I didn't want to pore over it too much. Go with me gut, that's the Clash way

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 01:48 (ten years ago) link

oh...this is how i did it

Usual scoring method (1:50, 2:46, 3:43, 4:40…) will be applied.

Bee OK, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 01:49 (ten years ago) link

I like about half of GEER, but as its the half that is made up of the singles/most frequently anthologized tracks, I never find any need to listen to the record itself.

The Butthurt Locker (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 01:53 (ten years ago) link

(sigh) Sent.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 01:54 (ten years ago) link

sorry, i should have emailed you.

looking forward to these results Gukbe!

Bee OK, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 01:55 (ten years ago) link

also sidenote: I really hate the US version of the s/t

track organization is bollocks. BOLLOCKS I say. Not opening that album with Janie Jones is the stupidest thing I have ever heard of.

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, July 9, 2013 9:47 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'd been listening to this for about five years before I knew it was different from the UK version, much less that it was recorded over a 2-year period. Because the first song was "Clash City Rockers," and because it sounded like "I Can't Explain," I instantly became a Clash fan for life. The UK version, great as it is, always sounded lacking by comparison.

It's like the US Beatles records: I'll take The Beatles' Second Album over With The Beatles in a heartbeat.

Esperanto, why don't you come to your senses? (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 02:02 (ten years ago) link

wtf tarfumes I thought we were friends

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 02:05 (ten years ago) link


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