Ooh Ooh Ooh, Complete CLASH POLL (that's a laugh) - ILX Artist Poll #41 (?) - Voting Ends July 9th at Midnight (EST)

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Ah. I was just wondering how you divvied up the points starting at 50 as you did in the New Order poll.

Gukbe, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 01:46 (ten years ago) link

voted!

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 01:46 (ten years ago) link

also sidenote: I really hate the US version of the s/t

track organization is bollocks. BOLLOCKS I say. Not opening that album with Janie Jones is the stupidest thing I have ever heard of.

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 01:47 (ten years ago) link

wish I had voted for more Give Em Enough Rope but I didn't want to pore over it too much. Go with me gut, that's the Clash way

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 01:48 (ten years ago) link

oh...this is how i did it

Usual scoring method (1:50, 2:46, 3:43, 4:40…) will be applied.

Bee OK, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 01:49 (ten years ago) link

I like about half of GEER, but as its the half that is made up of the singles/most frequently anthologized tracks, I never find any need to listen to the record itself.

The Butthurt Locker (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 01:53 (ten years ago) link

(sigh) Sent.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 01:54 (ten years ago) link

sorry, i should have emailed you.

looking forward to these results Gukbe!

Bee OK, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 01:55 (ten years ago) link

also sidenote: I really hate the US version of the s/t

track organization is bollocks. BOLLOCKS I say. Not opening that album with Janie Jones is the stupidest thing I have ever heard of.

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Tuesday, July 9, 2013 9:47 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I'd been listening to this for about five years before I knew it was different from the UK version, much less that it was recorded over a 2-year period. Because the first song was "Clash City Rockers," and because it sounded like "I Can't Explain," I instantly became a Clash fan for life. The UK version, great as it is, always sounded lacking by comparison.

It's like the US Beatles records: I'll take The Beatles' Second Album over With The Beatles in a heartbeat.

Esperanto, why don't you come to your senses? (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 02:02 (ten years ago) link

wtf tarfumes I thought we were friends

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 02:05 (ten years ago) link

D:

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 02:05 (ten years ago) link

haha :)

I love the UK version, but any record with "Complete Control" is better than any record without it.

Esperanto, why don't you come to your senses? (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 02:13 (ten years ago) link

^^^

How I break it down to an extent.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 02:33 (ten years ago) link

uhh, first the raiders, now this, vg. :)

a hand, palming an ilx face forever (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 02:48 (ten years ago) link

Delving further into my love for the US s/t, I remember really clearly my dad bringing that album home from the local library in I guess probably 1979 or '80. The first thing there is the improbability of that album being at our local library, which was a dusty small-town place in remote Finger Lakes New York. Dad was a '60s rock guy, straight-up Dylan/Beatles/Stones, but he wascurious enough about the whole punk thing to get this record out of the library. I was 10 years old and just completely fascinated by the album. I already knew the Bobby Fuller version of "I Fought the Law," but I loved how much faster and noisier the Clash version was. The rest of the album just sounded like fast noise to me, but fast noise is pretty appealing to a 10-year-old. I spent a while listening to it and looking at the picture of policemen on the back running to some kind of emergency that was obviously created by the scary/cool guys on the front. Then the album went back to the library, and it was probably four years or so before I got back around to buying my own copy. I made a cassette dub of it, and I listened to it on the school bus, sometimes every day for days at a stretch. I had all the other albums too, and loved them, but that particular collection of songs and sounds has always felt like something personal to me. It planted some ideas for me that I think opened up a whole lot of things. And song for song, I'd put it up against anything.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 02:49 (ten years ago) link

us version was the first lp i ever bought (on cassette)!

a hand, palming an ilx face forever (Hunt3r), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 02:56 (ten years ago) link

catalogs tyrannies of class and commerce on its way to a long hard look in the mirror at the subtle tyranny of narrative and the personal cost of punk mythmaking.

So well put. I take the uplift outro to mean "Don't mythologize, organize," but the song seems almost stranded with those hopeless dads and bands until Strummer adds his political version of "won't you give me a smile?" and then let's it build into something more. The Clash made optimism seem tough.

Pete Scholtes, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 02:57 (ten years ago) link

"Clash City Rockers" is the only song appended to the U.S. version that pales besides the others. As for the britishes version, I don't "Protex Blue" or "Deny" tbh.

first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 03:06 (ten years ago) link

Man, the piano on "Clash City Rockers" alone ... I just love that song.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 03:08 (ten years ago) link

Also one of Joe's greatest vocals, pure snarl.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 03:10 (ten years ago) link

tipsy's story reminds me of the whole year of high school I spent with the only thing in my walkman being a cassette dub of the US s/t on one side and Too Much Joy's ...finally on the other.

The Butthurt Locker (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 03:14 (ten years ago) link

Great piece, but I found this part weirdly infuriating:

At least you managed to repair your friendships quickly after Mick was sacked.

MJ: Oh, very soon. That was the amazing thing. There was only a short time when we weren't really talking to each other.

PS: When me and Joe came and got involved in your video [for the 1985 single The Medicine Show by Jones's post-Clash group Big Audio Dynamite], in some ways that was a visual statement saying: "We're friends. We're OK."

THEN DO A FUCKING CLASH RECORD! YOU'RE RIGHT THERE! THE CLASH! DO MORE CLASH!

Esperanto, why don't you come to your senses? (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 03:40 (ten years ago) link

I don't know, it sounds like they needed to get out of the band to not hate each other.

I think it's interesting how the big rift seems to have been Paul-Mick more than Joe-Mick. It's like if George had broken up the Beatles.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 03:45 (ten years ago) link

What up?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vdEt9EuDQhE

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 03:49 (ten years ago) link

tarfumes/tipsy mothra otm re clash city rockers feel so bad for alfred and vg had no idea they were so broken inside ;_;

resulting post (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 04:07 (ten years ago) link

>:(

spare me yr pity

set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 04:25 (ten years ago) link

irl lol :D

resulting post (rogermexico.), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 04:30 (ten years ago) link

just sent mine.

i am kinda flummoxed by the idea that 'janie jones' is a better song than 'clash city rockers,' or that CCR is a bad song at all!

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 06:18 (ten years ago) link

When I first got into The Clash the one song that bothered me was "Clash City Rockers". Struck me as corny to use your name in a song name. I have since come around though.

Gukbe, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 06:49 (ten years ago) link

there is something slightly monkees-esque about that, i'll admit.

(The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 06:50 (ten years ago) link

wtf? Janie Jones should win this

g simmel, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 06:51 (ten years ago) link

What's the over under on number of fights that will happen in the rollout thread?

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 06:52 (ten years ago) link

Realising I didn't really ask if we should count "Capital Radio" and "Capital Radio Two" as the same song. I would say "no", but I realise I didn't set out any parameters for it when I started.

Gukbe, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 07:05 (ten years ago) link

No-one has mentioned Safe European Home, probably the greatest album opener ever by anyone. Make sure you don't forget it folks.

Dr X O'Skeleton, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 09:38 (ten years ago) link

don't worry, it is unforgettable

xxxxxp I'm Not Down was the only London Calling track on my ballot (apart from Train In Vain which is top 5 forever)

g simmel, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 09:59 (ten years ago) link

Johnny Fever, surely you mean clashes?

g simmel, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 10:00 (ten years ago) link

There will be gobbing. Watch your screens.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 12:21 (ten years ago) link

I'm also down with I'm Not Down. Am already regretting things that fell off the bottom of my ballot, like Death or Glory, Pressure Drop (I know, insane, isn't it?), Gates of the West

Dr X O'Skeleton, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 12:26 (ten years ago) link

I voted for two songs with "Clash" in the title. Their mythmaking seems more cheeky than corny to me.

"Safe European Home" is one of my faves, musically and lyrically. Hard to imagine anyone else making a balls-out self-deprecating anthem about white liberal racial anxiety. And that song makes the best use of Pearlman, or vice-versa -- it sounds like it was shot out of a cannon.

something of an astrological coup (tipsy mothra), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 12:28 (ten years ago) link

Love that song, was high in my ballot.

Didn't vote "Pressure Drop" because it's the rare Clash cover that I don't think bests the original. They got to remake it again in a Clash stylie as "Revolution Rock."

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 12:29 (ten years ago) link

"Safe European Home" is very high on my ballot; that''s all I say.

first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 12:29 (ten years ago) link

i am kinda flummoxed by the idea that 'janie jones' is a better song than 'clash city rockers,' or that CCR is a bad song at all!

― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.),

not once did I say it was a bad song! I said it was my least favorite of the added songs.

first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 12:30 (ten years ago) link

Yeah, really, there are only a spare handful of Clash songs one could argue are actually bad, and most of them are goofs.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 12:31 (ten years ago) link

...or that CCR is a bad song at all!

― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.)

Disorienting acronym.

clemenza, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 12:38 (ten years ago) link

Immediately imagined Fogerty singing it ("boin down the suburbs with the half closed eyes")

Esperanto, why don't you come to your senses? (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 13:32 (ten years ago) link

thinking about the Clash-named songs as being like the Monkees makes me happier with Clash mythology. unlike the Stones & their "greatest rock & roll band in the world" (cf. http://ethanrussell.com/americanstory/?p=407) I've never picked up on any tounge-in-cheek-ness re. the bullshit of that mythology on the band's part...but I also haven't read deeply on the band or maybe even listened close enough.

Euler, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 13:36 (ten years ago) link

love the clash but let's not pretend they weren't deeply corny or awash in bullshit mythology, there's a reason this happened: http://youtu.be/5tjAQSxWdhM?t=3m20s

balls, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 13:55 (ten years ago) link

When I first got into The Clash the one song that bothered me was "Clash City Rockers". Struck me as corny to use your name in a song name. I have since come around though.

― Gukbe, Wednesday, July 10, 2013 2:49 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

there is something slightly monkees-esque about that, i'll admit.

― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Wednesday, July 10, 2013 2:50 AM (7 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

The first song on Black Sabbath's first album is called "Black Sabbath" wtf is wrong with you people

This amigurumi Jamaican octopus is ready to chill with you (Phil D.), Wednesday, 10 July 2013 14:03 (ten years ago) link

kinda 'eh' on 'clash city rockers' but having the name of yr band in the title of yr most who-like song is just good form i think

balls, Wednesday, 10 July 2013 14:05 (ten years ago) link


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