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It's aggrandizement at worst. People are using it as an excuse to run their mouths and flex their self-righteous muscles.

Chris Ott (Chris Ott), Thursday, 2 March 2006 20:57 (eighteen years ago) link

Isn't satire supposed to reveal something?

Well Nick's brand reveals that you can get all the way to senior associate editor being pretty much full of shit at all times.

Candicissima (candicissima), Thursday, 2 March 2006 20:58 (eighteen years ago) link

GIS return for "Nick Sylvester":
http://www.danlindblom.com/wp-images/warning.jpg

senseiDancer (sexyDancer), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:00 (eighteen years ago) link

chris, do you think that people outside of the 'riff central'/'riff raff'/pitchfork fan demographic knew that those old stories weren't just another breathless trend story, but a parody of said breathless genre?

i mean, i wonder how journalists who did actual research for their stories feel about having their bylines held in the same esteem as the "obviously" fake stories. no matter how outre or unbelievable they seemed, those faux-satirical pieces have now cast a shadow on their reputations as well.

that said, my stomach did turn a bit when the e & p story showed up on drudge.

maura (maura), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:01 (eighteen years ago) link

haha ilx regulars getting into circle jerky willful misreading flamewars is some compulsively ugly reading, but wow being tsk-tsked about "running their mouths" just made it all all right.

geoff (gcannon), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:03 (eighteen years ago) link

"I don't know how I would have gotten through med school if it weren't for Morse code," says Dr. Conrad Boccuti, a recent Harvard Med grad whose real name has been changed so his patients don't sue him. Medical students are often under intense pressure; Morse code cheating is nearly essential, even after a degree is conferred. "Click click click, clap clap, long-clap—you see, I just told that man over there he has herpes."

If you can't tell this is satire, you probably shouldn't be, like, reading.

Eppy (Eppy), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:04 (eighteen years ago) link

we always kiss and go out for gelato at the end

ham'ron (dubplatestyle), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:04 (eighteen years ago) link

thanks eppy! way to miss my point. kisses to you too!

maura (maura), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:05 (eighteen years ago) link

That's why I shouldn't post to this thread. That and the castration threats.

Eppy (Eppy), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:07 (eighteen years ago) link

How do "real" musicians feel about "noise" musicians being reviewed side-by-side in the same magazine?

senseiDancer (sexyDancer), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:08 (eighteen years ago) link

OK so how about "If people outside of the 'riff central'/'riff raff'/pitchfork fan demographic can't tell this is satire, people outside of the 'riff central'/'riff raff'/pitchfork fan demographic probably shouldn't be, like, reading."

Eppy (Eppy), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:09 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm with ethan, I've never understood the mindset that sez "the only good interviewer is a TOUGH interviewer" (at least where music writing's concerned) - though mark s has interesting things to say on this subject w/r/t john lydon & possibly others

-- Thomas Tallis

was this on a thread here, or what? i'd love to read it. i've got an interview coming up (first non-review work! pat on the back) with a guy who i may disagree with on a lot of issues surrounding his work. i'm sure all the hardened pros can give a cub a tip or two (to make a thread worth a good goddam for once)

geoff (gcannon), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:11 (eighteen years ago) link

chris ott, do you realize how naive you sound? it's a sizeable news story when village voice pulls a cover story and suspends the reporter. especially when the voice has been going through some pretty public problems. journalists are gonna be writing about it. people are gonna be "running their mouths" about it. i'd suggest you get used to the fact that there's going to be a fair bit of damage done by this one.

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:12 (eighteen years ago) link

xxpost

Musicians, usually supplying entertainment instead of information, aren't held to a code of ethics and standards.

If they were then we would never have David Allen Coe.

Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:12 (eighteen years ago) link

Way to limit the audience of the Voice there, Eppy.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:12 (eighteen years ago) link

I know, I'm going to get a letter of reprimand from circ.

Eppy (Eppy), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:15 (eighteen years ago) link

Sylvester always had infinite boners for the likes of 3xc3pt3r and Gang Gang Dance, but I guess To Live and Shave in LA didn't make the cut


midi sanskrit (sanskrit), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:15 (eighteen years ago) link

"I had no idea..."
http://www.djoflaeyjan.com/gamalt/owelles.jpg

senseiDancer (sexyDancer), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:16 (eighteen years ago) link

roffle

midi sanskrit (sanskrit), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:17 (eighteen years ago) link

Because one trainwreck deserves another:

MARISSA MARCHANT SIGHTED ON PROGRESSIVEHOUSE.COM!!!

Confounded (Confounded), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:19 (eighteen years ago) link

i've got an interview coming up with a guy who i may disagree with on a lot of issues surrounding his work. i'm sure all the hardened pros can give a cub a tip or two (to make a thread worth a good goddam for once)

Good: "You know, some people might consider a song like that a little mysoginistic"

Bad: "Quite frankly, I think you're a fucking woman-hater and an total douchenozzle, Mr. Mayer!"

Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:20 (eighteen years ago) link

not exactly that clear-cut a situation but yeah thx

geoff (gcannon), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:23 (eighteen years ago) link

This just in from AP:

"Jonathan Swift proposes using Irish babies as foodstuffs."

M. Biondi (M. Biondi), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:32 (eighteen years ago) link

I hear there are some openings at Spin...

Edward III (edward iii), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:34 (eighteen years ago) link

The non-Gawker takes on this so far have been hilarious:

"More to the point: How does anyone, in this day and age, think they can get away with it? As CBS News learned during Memogate, the Internet has connected us to the point where critics can seize on a misstep nearly instantaneously. That's not to say we live in an era free of journalistic sin – far from it. But technological innovation has made it pretty damn hard to get away with an outright fabrication, which is a pretty good reason not to do it, if ethics ain't enough to sway you."

The technological innovation of the voice fact-checking after the article has already come out? Yeah, damn those internets.

Eppy (Eppy), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:42 (eighteen years ago) link

i find this whole brouhaha to be ridiculous and likely the product of a new eic who is unfamiliar with nick's writing. a quick look at nick's entire career as a writer (love 'em or hate 'em) reveals that this is always how he has approached his topics: with a flippancy that obviously annoys more than a few and a general disrespect for his subject matter. this is his writing style, and i for one enjoy it.

certainly the stakes were raised with this being a cover story (tho we do not know if it was assigned as such), but this is pretty much a standard nick sylvester piece. it has a very narrative structure, it's full of asides and the quotes are very rich. of course this was cooked -- that's his style!

it is certainly within a publication's rights to refuse that sort of writing -- witness wolfe and the like thriving at new york and esquire in the '60s while the new yorker thumbed its nose at them for shoddy journalism. it's a style of writing with a long history: swift, dickens, london, thompson and countless more. in fact, up until the '20s, that *was* journalism. the point was the moral, not the facts.

of course this changed and this has largely been for the good (i say largely because politically this leads to lots of he said she said pieces where the existence of cold hard facts is ignored -- it's a twist on journalism 101 that benefits the deceiver). but there are still writers who work around this, most notably -- and ironically -- strauss. i could see glass as a possible parallel here except that i can't imagine nick ever really honestly claiming his pieces as fact. he writes classic ledes and all of that with a wink and a nudge to make sure we're in on the joke.

and so in this instance i think the issue came from: a) someone complaining (as was absolutely their right to do) and b) a new editor who was unfamiliar with how nick writes. i agree that there are journalistic standards -- i strongly advocate them -- but nick is not a journalist! he's a features writer, plain and simple. and so from that miscommunication (or at least that's what i see it to be) between the editor seeing nick as a journo and nick seeing himself as nick, we've reached this hubbub that i'm finding really hard to take.

somehow, even tho we're a society so immune and oblivious to fact, we are now demanding total transparency in the strangest places. sure, politicians and companies can lie, but not movie stars or writers that we never read. there's this false standard that has arisen from i dunno the fuck where, and through a confluence of bad decisions and timing (nick is not absolved of guilt here, tho i do not really blame him for being the writer that he is) nick has gotten caught up in this. needless to say, i'm pulling for him.

Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:47 (eighteen years ago) link

"Someone hired Evel Knieval as a busdriver, and he drove that busload of kids of the Grand Canyon! It's the fault of the guys that hired him! Don't they know he jumps canyons? It's what he does!"

Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:53 (eighteen years ago) link

"off the"

Whiney G. Weingarten (whineyg), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:54 (eighteen years ago) link

Wonder what this guy's parents think of him. Did he have to warn them that his first Voice cover story was getting pulled b/c he fabricated quotes? Did they ask him if "this is how he's spending their Harvard tuition money?"

Bob D., Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:54 (eighteen years ago) link

somehow, even tho we're a society so immune and oblivious to fact, we are now demanding total transparency in the strangest places. sure, politicians and companies can lie, but not movie stars or writers that we never read.

Jams, I have to be blunt -- this completely undercuts what I think is a good and spirited defense, because it puts the onus on us that somehow we are all individually at fault for this failing which you envision as endemic. I find that insulting, if not patronizing, and I hope I don't have to spell out why.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:54 (eighteen years ago) link

i've got an interview coming up (first non-review work! pat on the back) with a guy who i may disagree with on a lot of issues surrounding his work. i'm sure all the hardened pros can give a cub a tip or two (to make a thread worth a good goddam for once)

well, those issues are a part of the story, so you shouldn't shy from them. and you would be doing your subject a disservice if you discussed these reservations in the piece without confronting them with them and getting their side of the story. but there are ways of doing this, as Whiney intinmated, without making you look like an arrogant, uninformed douche.

i am not a nugget (stevie), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:56 (eighteen years ago) link

Also, I think you dismiss a core point too swiftly:

a) someone complaining (as was absolutely their right to do)

If you agree it is their right, are you also defending Nick's practice in this particular instance? I don't find it an impossible balance to maintain, but it strikes me as a questionable one.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 2 March 2006 21:58 (eighteen years ago) link

sorry to be blunt but surely that's part of the normal job of editing ?

blunt (blunt), Thursday, 2 March 2006 22:01 (eighteen years ago) link

i see a lot of jams' points, but it wasn't some kind of free-wheeling gonzo journalism that got him in trouble. the fiction that he's admitted to is this:
I did not meet Steve Lookner in New York at Bar 151. The trip and my encounter with him, DC, and Vali did not happen as I reported, or at all. The scene was a composite of specific anecdotes shared to me primarily by the two other parties, DC and Vali; Lookner did not share or take part in these anecdotes either

this isn't particularly interesting to the reader or integral to the narrative or artistically brilliantly rendered. it's not like some editor was unable to grasp the "style" that made it ok for him to write this. it's not like we're arguing about the bats rising out of the desert in "fear and loathing in las vegas", we're arguing about somebody writing "this guy told me x in y" and the guy saying "i was never in y and i didn't say x".

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 2 March 2006 22:02 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah ned that's not sposed to be a major point or even a blame shift but more of an aside, just something outside of nick that's been on my mind of late. and it's not "people" so much as "the media." but anyway.

and no i am not defending nick's practice of attributing false quotes and actions to real people. to fictional people -- or composites -- i'm all for it.

Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Thursday, 2 March 2006 22:02 (eighteen years ago) link

Nigga stole my bike.

Jayson Blair, Thursday, 2 March 2006 22:03 (eighteen years ago) link

the problem is that unlike the cheating piece, there's nothing patently unbelievable or fantastic about his Game article. i *am* familiar with his style and i didn't think he was deliberately exaggerating, or pulling a Tom Wolfe imagining-the-inside-of-my-subject's-head thing. if that's what he was trying to do, it was a pretty weak attempt.

yuengling participle (rotten03), Thursday, 2 March 2006 22:03 (eighteen years ago) link

"and so in this instance i think the issue came from: a) someone complaining (as was absolutely their right to do) and b) a new editor who was unfamiliar with how nick writes. i agree that there are journalistic standards -- i strongly advocate them -- but nick is not a journalist! he's a features writer, plain and simple. and so from that miscommunication (or at least that's what i see it to be) between the editor seeing nick as a journo and nick seeing himself as nick, we've reached this hubbub that i'm finding really hard to take."

Rationalize it all you want, but feature writers still have an obligation to tell the truth. Their styles may be more creative than the sweaty stuffed shirts documenting city council meetings, but they are held to the same ethical standards.

The Village Voice shouldn't be required to bend to suit Nick Sylvester.

Terrible Cold (Terrible Cold), Thursday, 2 March 2006 22:04 (eighteen years ago) link

i swore i would stay out of this, but i will say this--as far as i know, there was no "new editor" involved with this story. the acting EIC is doug, who has been at the voice for an extremely long time.

geeta (geeta), Thursday, 2 March 2006 22:04 (eighteen years ago) link

I think his admissions can still be read as "judicially sound" ways of admitting his ..creative writing, without stirring further controversy at this point.

blunt (blunt), Thursday, 2 March 2006 22:04 (eighteen years ago) link

ah thanks for that geeta. i thought that nt brought in someone new. i hearby retract that!

Jams Murphy (ystrickler), Thursday, 2 March 2006 22:05 (eighteen years ago) link

I would wager he was trying to mock an old semi-friend who didn't find his jab so funny.

senseiDancer (sexyDancer), Thursday, 2 March 2006 22:06 (eighteen years ago) link

It's good writing, again

blunt (blunt), Thursday, 2 March 2006 22:07 (eighteen years ago) link

"hearby"

Confounded (Confounded), Thursday, 2 March 2006 22:11 (eighteen years ago) link

Nick Sylvester
Feature Writer/ Satirist Extraordinaire
"Purveyor of Fine Fanstastical Scenarios in the Dickensian/Swiftian Mode"
50p. per worde


M. Biondi (M. Biondi), Thursday, 2 March 2006 22:13 (eighteen years ago) link

sorry yance, you're wrong. i'm pulling for nick too but the wysiwyg defense does not -- and should not -- fly. the habit of fabricating quotes and falsely insinuating yourself into events does not comprise a "style" any more than cheating comprises a strategy. its a violation of privilege, plain and simple, end of story.

i think nick is a great critic and i feel for what he's going through as an acquaintance but i really resent the oversympathetic liberal mindset that forgives bad journalism by nibbling away at the circumstantial and anecdotal evidence. sure, maybe this isn't the kind of writing he's done before, and yes, perhaps he was rushed into the situation but, know what? he's also a fucking bright kid who shouldn't need three years under bob woodward to know that rule one of feature writing is "don't make shit up". someone upthread said that if he wasn't ready for this kind of gig he shouldn't have taken it on, and that really couldn't be more true. being responsible for yourself = the ultimate careerism.

i don't buy for a second that this was anybody's responsibility but nick's, and although i hope there's more to the story, if it's as simple as how it's being presented by the press so far, i'm really disappointed.
that said, i'm pulling for him and i'm hoping he comes out of this for the better.

xposts

mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 2 March 2006 22:13 (eighteen years ago) link

the wysiwyg defense?

Fritz Wollner (Fritz), Thursday, 2 March 2006 22:14 (eighteen years ago) link

M. Biondi

di Milano ?

blunt (blunt), Thursday, 2 March 2006 22:14 (eighteen years ago) link

fritz: what you see is what you get

mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 2 March 2006 22:17 (eighteen years ago) link


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