Steely Dan: "Steely Dan's name has been popping up as a hip musical crush. Remember, this glossy bop-pop was the indifferent aristocracy to punk rock's stone-throwing in the late 70's. People fought

Message Bookmarked
Bookmark Removed
Not all messages are displayed: show all messages (3124 of them)
Why does every Steely Dan thread make me feel like I've stumbled into Bizarro ILM?

I honestly don't think I will ever like this band. Lord knows I've given them chance after chance, usually upon having someone recommend one song or another as the one that stands out above the pack. I remain unconvinced. Others on the board have managed, at long last, to help me begin to understand what they appreciate about them, but SD sounds deeply, fundamentally wrong to my ears. But I suppose that much of the music that I enjoy would likely provoke that reaction in others. To each their own, yeah?

Deric W. Haircare (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 8 April 2006 20:05 (eighteen years ago) link

you sound like a weirdo. what do you listen to? don't say radiohead.

scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 8 April 2006 20:19 (eighteen years ago) link

Radiohead. Coldplay.

Deric W. Haircare (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 8 April 2006 20:23 (eighteen years ago) link

you sound like a norwegian

gear (gear), Saturday, 8 April 2006 20:33 (eighteen years ago) link

hey deric,

quit being such a hater.

love,
music

lf (lfam), Saturday, 8 April 2006 20:35 (eighteen years ago) link

music asked me to pass that on

lf (lfam), Saturday, 8 April 2006 20:35 (eighteen years ago) link

Dear music,

I love you. I truly do. And it is with love that I ask: exactly how much Scotchgard did you huff before giving birth to that flipper baby that you call Steely Dan?

LYLAS,
Deric

Oh, now that was just unfair of me...

Deric W. Haircare (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 8 April 2006 21:17 (eighteen years ago) link

(All previous and subsequent replies to this thread written with full knowledge that criticising the Dan on ILM is a battle already long-lost.)

Deric W. Haircare (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 8 April 2006 21:20 (eighteen years ago) link

the emperor wears clothes, the kid is just high

gear (gear), Saturday, 8 April 2006 21:37 (eighteen years ago) link

Well, I mean honestly: all anti-Dan sentiment espoused on this board is met with responses ranging from disingenuous snarkiness to outright hostility (excepting those few among us with dissenting opinions). There seems little to be gained in mounting a defense against the deluge of ILM Steely Love, and I assure you that I'm not the one who's going to be able to provide a solid, ready-for-print dissection of that which makes Steely Dan unpalatable. The fact that I've done little more than toss in my two cents and a bit of snark in return doesn't mean that there isn't a case to be made against. It just means I'm not much cop as an intraweb pundit.

Deric W. Haircare (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 8 April 2006 21:51 (eighteen years ago) link

"but SD sounds deeply, fundamentally wrong to my ears."


how exactly do they sound deeply, fundamentally wrong?

scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 8 April 2006 22:04 (eighteen years ago) link

oh jesus christ how many times have we had this fucking "i dont get sd" discussion then a year or two later dood comes back and says "i cant stop listening to aja!"

shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Saturday, 8 April 2006 22:12 (eighteen years ago) link

Their music always sounds, to me, as if it's been drained of something essential. Vitality, spark, et al. World-weariness and cynicism seem to be prime among Steely Dan's lyrical themes, which is wholly valid except that it seems somehow ingrained in their very character and somehow carries over into their music.

(Now before anyone shows up to pummel me with anecdotes about Fagen and Becker's eternally sunny dispositions and how this informed their music ironically, please note that I'm operating from a non-fan perspective here. By which I mean that I don't know a lot of the background details, but that I'm simply relating what seems to me to be the case.)

In short: (almost) everything of theirs I've heard sounds like elevator music. Which is not the type of thing I enjoy listening to. I'm still willing to be convinced otherwise, but the Dan Fans are batting a big fat goose egg in that arena thus far.

Deric W. Haircare (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 8 April 2006 22:18 (eighteen years ago) link

(In re: the possibility of being convinced and shredding's comment above, note that my position on Fleetwood Mac was similar until fairly recently, when I came to realize that the Buckingham songs on Tusk are a wonder to behold. But I've heard an awful lot of Steely Dan.)

Deric W. Haircare (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 8 April 2006 22:21 (eighteen years ago) link

WHY DID YOU ENCOURAGE HIM, SCOTT??

shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Saturday, 8 April 2006 22:21 (eighteen years ago) link

i'm sorry. i was bored and he wouldn't go away.

scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 8 April 2006 22:24 (eighteen years ago) link

lol

shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Saturday, 8 April 2006 22:25 (eighteen years ago) link

you aren't ready yet, deric. give it time. if you were meant to receive the glory, you will certainly receive it someday. but you can't force these things. your epiphany, if it comes, will be blinding and instantaneous. you will remember nothing of your former ignorance.

scott seward (scott seward), Saturday, 8 April 2006 22:28 (eighteen years ago) link

Ha ha. It's happened before (Royal Trux being another "once dismissed, now beloved" example that springs to mind), so it can't be discounted completely out of hand.

I think that I can at least respect them on the basis of their obsessiveness, which is something that often fascinates me and attracts me to music/art in general. There's something in the quality of their obsession, though, that seems to suggest that they don't know when or where to quit (much like myself w/r/t this thread). Just because you can achieve a high-gloss sheen through obsessive attention to detail doesn't mean it's necessarily advisable.

Deric W. Haircare (Deric W. Haircare), Saturday, 8 April 2006 22:42 (eighteen years ago) link

yes it does! (although i might just be like that). and if you can come around with royal trux (finger down throat rolling eyeballs around) then certainly steely has a chance...

Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Saturday, 8 April 2006 22:46 (eighteen years ago) link

lol i love susan

shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Saturday, 8 April 2006 22:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Deric's been telling me he was a genius since he was 17.

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Saturday, 8 April 2006 23:50 (eighteen years ago) link

Oh Deric. Steely Dan rule on a lot of songs!

Matthew C Perpetua (inca), Sunday, 9 April 2006 01:05 (eighteen years ago) link

Steely Dan sounded OK until Destroyer's Rubies changed my life and cured my cancer.

timmy tannin (pompous), Sunday, 9 April 2006 01:22 (eighteen years ago) link

OTM. My penis fell off but then Destroyer's Rubies put it back on with love and sparkles.

scott seward (scott seward), Sunday, 9 April 2006 01:38 (eighteen years ago) link

". Remember, this glossy bop-pop was the indifferent aristocracy to punk rock's stone-throwing in the late 70's. People fought and died so our generation could listen to something better. Okay, so they died of overdoses and car crashes. They still had soul. Keep up the good fight. Put down this sports-utility vehicle of a record. As with the urban yuppie driver, the four-wheel drive is never activated."

I think that the latter part of the paragraph shows the writer was at least a little self-deprecating about punk rock and its cultural strength. That said, Steely Dan is pretty cool.

Harrison Barr (Petar), Sunday, 9 April 2006 01:54 (eighteen years ago) link

"as with the urban yuppie driver..." anyone who talks like this IS an urban yuppie driver (just bc you don't own the car...)

Susan Douglas (Susan Douglas), Sunday, 9 April 2006 02:31 (eighteen years ago) link

But I mean, I think we can give the writer enough credit that at least some of that is said tongue planted in cheek. Come on, it's Pitchfork, irony is their thing!

Harrison Barr (Petar), Sunday, 9 April 2006 04:54 (eighteen years ago) link

i was talking about this earlier with some friends of a friend, who didn't like aja when i put it on. they all said it was too 'cheesy', which i guess is some synonym for 'uncool' or 'inauthentic.' i told them to stop caring so much and that then they would really start enjoying music. i think that the same attitude ends up cock-blocking with fleetwood mac.

lf (lfam), Sunday, 9 April 2006 06:29 (eighteen years ago) link

Yo, D--

Wait til summer. Find a nice place outside, then go there with a portable listening device, Aja and a fattie. Smoke it, press play, and sprawl out on the grass.

Then everything'll be clear-- Steely Dan are fucking awesome.

trees (treesessplode), Sunday, 9 April 2006 06:39 (eighteen years ago) link

The other question is: do you hate smooth jazz?

trees (treesessplode), Sunday, 9 April 2006 06:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Alternatively, book a trip to Beyrouth, check yourself into the local Yacht Club. Lie down drink in hand. Insert Gaucho in stereo. Enjoy

Le Baaderonixx de Benedict Canyon (baaderonixx), Sunday, 9 April 2006 12:03 (eighteen years ago) link

Deric, if you find the irony/remove/disaffectedness off-putting, I would suggest giving Katy Lied a listen. To my ears that particular record possesses a stark rawness of emotion in several tracks...check out Bad Sneakers...Doctor Wu...genuine anger, desperation, anguish.

Actually, I think the notion that most of their stuff is completely couched in irony is a mistaken one; I mean, there is definitely irony present quite often in the lyrics themselves as well as in their delivery; but that doesn't subtract from the fact that even on what is considered their "slickest" records, Aja and Gaucho, lotsa the material is actually pretty dang down-to-earth...to give just two examples, Black Cow is a pretty straightfoward kissoff song, and Hey Nineteen is pretty much about precisely what the lyrics state: "we got nothing in common..." Yah, I guess there's something to be said about the fact that the latter is a song about sexing and coking it up with near-jailbait which musically happens to fit pretty comfortably into a smooth jazz format, but if that kinda thing bugs you about Steely Dan, it's kinda like objecting to the Beach Boys because you don't like falsetto singing-- the pattern of wedding lyrics about kinda-transgressive stuff to loverly jazzy music is sorta unavoidable throughout their stuff...at least from Pretzel Logic onwards. Anyway, for what it's worth, I think the narrator as well as Fagen himself's emotions in those two songs are genuine and easily identified with...I don't think that they're smirking at either of the narrators in those songs or looking at them from some far, far remove-- the first one is basically "see ya- i'm not gonna stick around any longer to endure any more of the grief that you've been giving me" (a pretty universal sentiment for most of us at one time or another) and the second one is "i'm disillusioned by the results of my pre-midlife crisis quest for nubile flesh" (a revelation most dudes likely undergo at some point)

I love Steely Dan's music, but the one thing that always bugged me about them is Do It Again. For a band which has a reputation for making use of sophisticated chord changes and other complixicated stuff one associates more with jazz than rock, they sure managed in that one to come up with one unbearably monotonous song. I always want to clunk Fagen over the head when I hear that one in hopes that he'll spice up the vocal melody a bit. It doesn't help that the verses seem to go on forever! Eleventeen and twenty bars or so...

What does peoples think of Razor Boy? I think that's a great one that no one ever seems to mention. Totally beautiful haunting lonesome pedal steel and all...there really needs to be more songs that incorporate both vibraphone and pedal steel guitar. Man, that's a good 'un.

Dell, Sunday, 9 April 2006 12:39 (eighteen years ago) link

I think it's entirely likely that I, in fact, do not like smooth jazz. And that therein lies the root of my distaste.

I said in another thread something to the effect of Steely Dan's music reminding me of the hairdos on Knots Landing. It recalls the sterile tastelessness of the eighties that always makes me cringe when I see it. I concede that this may be for entirely personal reasons that have nothing to do with the relative quality of Steely Dan's music.

But I continue to sample songs as you folks recommend them, figuring surely I'll find a diamond in the rough. Vibraphone and pedal steel certainly does sound like an enticing combination...

Deric W. Haircare (Deric W. Haircare), Sunday, 9 April 2006 15:26 (eighteen years ago) link

I think it's entirely likely that I, in fact, do not like smooth jazz. And that therein lies the root of my distaste.

But alas, therein lies the error of your displeasure, o writer of stilted prose. For Steely Dan be smooth jazz only inasmuch as Silver Jews be folk music of the singer/songwriter variety.

Abbadavid Berman (Hurting), Sunday, 9 April 2006 15:42 (eighteen years ago) link

I think Gears deserves a lot of points for starting this thread. whattaguy. over two years ago! jesus! time flies, etc.

Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Sunday, 9 April 2006 16:12 (eighteen years ago) link

Steely Dan-hating dude: I'd recommend starting with Countdown to Ecstasy if you don't like the smoove jzz. Gaucho is something you must achieve.

A|ex P@reene (Pareene), Sunday, 9 April 2006 16:18 (eighteen years ago) link

Also, do you like the song "F.M."? If not, there is no hope for you.

A|ex P@reene (Pareene), Sunday, 9 April 2006 16:19 (eighteen years ago) link

I was drunkenly babbling about Steely Dan last night at a crowded bar to a girl from chicago who didn't like them. after touching on nostalgia for New York, sleezy drugs'n'women'n' strip-cruising, the balancing act between self-loathing and digust for everyone else, and coke-fueled perfectionism, i described it as the soundtrack to hitting on the barely-legal barstaff at karaoke night at a revolving rooftop bar in Arlington.

she finally said she still didn't like them but my defense of them was "poetic." i went home alone and the cab driver made fun of me.

A|ex P@reene (Pareene), Sunday, 9 April 2006 16:28 (eighteen years ago) link

"World-weariness and cynicism seem to be prime among Steely Dan's lyrical themes"--try "Peg," "My Old School," and "Josie." Maybe that will help you.

the live wire, Sunday, 9 April 2006 16:40 (eighteen years ago) link

My Old School????

A|ex P@reene (Pareene), Sunday, 9 April 2006 16:47 (eighteen years ago) link

my old school is pretty optimistic.

Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Sunday, 9 April 2006 18:33 (eighteen years ago) link

on the last day i was in high school, me and five friends piled into a friend's nissan and tooled around town for awhile. at one point we popped in this song and it became our "school's out".

and then we did in fact have to go back to school for our classes after lunch break.

gear (gear), Sunday, 9 April 2006 18:59 (eighteen years ago) link

now i'm imagining an alternate universe in which low-budget '80s comedies used "My Old School" in the requisite last day hijinks montages.

A|ex P@reene (Pareene), Sunday, 9 April 2006 19:10 (eighteen years ago) link

this thread title reminds me of the librarian in Prick Up Your Ears, outraged by orton and halliwell's graffiti:

This calls for a little detective work,
Miss Batersby.


"Fucked by Monty." indeed!

Men died! Died!


dr x o'skeleton, Monday, 10 April 2006 14:19 (eighteen years ago) link

I just listened to Steely Dan for the first time. Well, actively listened. I found a vinyl copy of Aja in my girlfriend's crates and stuck it on.

Maybe the problem is that I'd been listening to real jazz right before it, but the smoove was overpowering. Pleasant, and I don't have any hate for it, but like baby food. Like jazz pre-chewed.
I liked Deacon Blues OK, and I thought Josie was pretty cool. I like the bass sound that they've got, warm and mid-'70s. But things like the disco-ish beat on Black Cow and the endless vapid crooning (I know, I know, everyone loves the lyrics. But Home At Last is pretty damn empty, at least to me). Too much pretention in this yacht rock. If I'm going to listen to smoov, I want something a little more fun and a little less late night AM radio. Too much REO Speedwagon. Too much Hall and Oates ballad. And I know, I know, those guys didn't do it as meticulously (or something). And Steely Dan passes on the practical scale— you can tell that they succeeded at putting out albums that sounded like they wanted them to sound, even if that meant saxophones so slick that they glisten like slug trails. And if the argument is going to be that you simply need to be a musician to comprehend their consumate skill, well, I'll cop to feeling a little more populist on that front (while acknowledging the contradiction between that and eschewing 'smooth,' 'accessible' music).
I'm not even going to bother with the real/memorex distinction about whether or not anyone here's crush on Steely Dan is genuine/backlash, except to say that the endless hype did make me expect something more. Sorry, I'll take my Sex Pistols album over Aja any day, and rating the other way seems to be more contrarianism than conviction.
Weirdly enough, the "slick disco" isn't as much of a problem for me as the slick jazz. I've been tussling with my dad (also an ILMer) over Donna Summer and my growing appreciation for her this last week, but he loves Steely Dan in a way that I don't get. It sounds too much like the theme from 'Taxi.'
And, given the choice of studio lunacy, I'll take 10cc any day. At least they seemed like they were having fun, rather than placing a coke-fueled chrome polish onto Randy Newman song suites. Out of 10, I'd put it Aja at 5.5 or so, a bit above "I'm Your Captain." Maybe I'm wrong, and maybe I'll listen to it again in five years.

js (honestengine), Monday, 10 April 2006 22:11 (eighteen years ago) link

"she finally said she still didn't like them but my defense of them was "poetic." i went home alone and the cab driver made fun of me."

this is almost a Steely Dan song in itself... of the four Dan albums I have Aja is far and away my least favorite (don't give up js)

Shakey Mo Collier (Shakey Mo Collier), Monday, 10 April 2006 22:19 (eighteen years ago) link

aja might be my least favorite, also. grab yo self some "countdown to ecstasy" or "katy lied."

Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Monday, 10 April 2006 22:20 (eighteen years ago) link

i like whatever rekkerd i'm listening to at the time best.

scott seward (scott seward), Monday, 10 April 2006 22:23 (eighteen years ago) link

home at last is fucking incredible

shredding repis on the gnar gnar rad (chaki), Monday, 10 April 2006 22:36 (eighteen years ago) link


You must be logged in to post. Please either login here, or if you are not registered, you may register here.