I WANNA TAKE UP THE STAIRSAND SEE YOUR UNDERWEARS
AMANDA
― Euler, Friday, 16 August 2013 17:06 (ten years ago) link
I WANNA TAKE YOU BY THE WILLOWSAND SEE YOUR DIRTY PILLOWS
― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Friday, 16 August 2013 17:09 (ten years ago) link
I WANNA TAKE YOU TO THE MALLAND YOU AND I WILL BALL
― Euler, Friday, 16 August 2013 17:21 (ten years ago) link
!
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 16 August 2013 17:23 (ten years ago) link
I WANNA PARK AT PIZZA HUTAND PUT IT IN YOUR BUTT
― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Friday, 16 August 2013 17:23 (ten years ago) link
I WANNA RIDE WITH YOU UPSTATEAND TOGETHER MASTURBATE
― Euler, Friday, 16 August 2013 18:46 (ten years ago) link
FIRST WE SHARE AN ICE CREAM FLOATAND THEN WE MOTORBOAT
― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Friday, 16 August 2013 18:47 (ten years ago) link
I WANNA LAY DOWN ON THE GROUNDAND CLIMB YOUR VENUS MOUND
― Euler, Friday, 16 August 2013 19:02 (ten years ago) link
I WANNA TELEPHONE YOUR DADAND COSPLAY BREAKING BAD
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 August 2013 19:22 (ten years ago) link
I WANNA TIE YOU UP TODAYLIKE FIFTY SHADES OF GREY
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 August 2013 19:24 (ten years ago) link
I WANNA FEEL YOUR LONG BLACK STOCKINGAND GET THESE BOOTS A KNOCKING
― Euler, Friday, 16 August 2013 19:45 (ten years ago) link
I'm glad this thread turned out okay after all.
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 16 August 2013 19:46 (ten years ago) link
:D
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 August 2013 19:48 (ten years ago) link
I WANNA TAKE YOU BY SURPRISEAND VOMIT ON YOUR THIGHS
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 August 2013 19:49 (ten years ago) link
I WANNA TAKE A NAPTHEN WATCH YOU MAKE IT CLAP
― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Friday, 16 August 2013 19:52 (ten years ago) link
I WANNA ROCK N ROLL ALL NIGHTAND PARTY EVERY DAY
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 August 2013 19:55 (ten years ago) link
hahaha
― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Friday, 16 August 2013 19:56 (ten years ago) link
thank you all for humoring my descent back into middle school
I GOT A LETTER FROM THE GOVERNMENTTHE OTHER DAYI OPENED AND READ ITIT SAID THEY WERE SUCKERS
― Shart Week (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 16 August 2013 19:56 (ten years ago) link
THAT'S GREATIT STARTS WITH AN EARTHQUAKEBIRDS AND SNAKES, AN AEROPLANELENNY BRUCE IS NOT AFRAID
― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Friday, 16 August 2013 20:02 (ten years ago) link
I AM THE FLOWER YOU ARE THE SEEDWE WALKED IN THE GARDEN WE PLANTED A TREE
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 August 2013 20:06 (ten years ago) link
I WANNA SEE YOU KICKSTART NUDEAND GET MY BOTTLE CHEWED
― I tweeted too much and I am in jail. (crüt), Friday, 16 August 2013 20:06 (ten years ago) link
omg lol
― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Friday, 16 August 2013 20:07 (ten years ago) link
I WANNA PLAY A BOSTON SONGAND WAVE AROUND MY DONG
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 16 August 2013 20:24 (ten years ago) link
AND I TRYOH MY GOD DO I TRYI TRY ALL THE TIME
― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Friday, 16 August 2013 20:27 (ten years ago) link
― Shart Week (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 16 August 2013 20:39 (ten years ago) link
think we all know which song will win the poll
― Lee626, Friday, 16 August 2013 20:43 (ten years ago) link
YOU CAN'T HIDE YOUR LYIN EYESAND YOUR SMILE IS A THIN DISGUISE
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 August 2013 20:45 (ten years ago) link
NOW SHE WANT A PHOTOYOU ALREADY KNOW THOYOU ONLY LIVE ONCETHAT'S THE MOTTO
#YOLO
― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Friday, 16 August 2013 20:46 (ten years ago) link
I WANNA KNOW WHAT TURNS YOU ONSO I CAN BE ALL THAT AND MORE
― I tweeted too much and I am in jail. (crüt), Friday, 16 August 2013 20:47 (ten years ago) link
NOT ON THE BED LAY ME ON YOUR SOFACALL BEFORE YOU COME I NEED TO SHAVE MY CHOCHA
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 August 2013 20:52 (ten years ago) link
IF I COULD FLYI'D PICK YOU UPAND TAKE YOU INTO THE NIGHTAND SHOW YOU LOVE
― Lee626, Friday, 16 August 2013 20:53 (ten years ago) link
^^ winner
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 August 2013 20:54 (ten years ago) link
WHEN YOU'RE SLIDING INTO FIRSTAND YOUR PANTS BEGIN TO BURST
― Here's the storify, of a lovely ladify (Phil D.), Friday, 16 August 2013 20:54 (ten years ago) link
bwaahah
ha!
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 16 August 2013 20:54 (ten years ago) link
I hope La Lechera doesn't wander into this thread by accident.
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Friday, 16 August 2013 20:55 (ten years ago) link
ONE HAND ON THE STICKAND ONE HAND ON THE STICK
― Euler, Friday, 16 August 2013 20:57 (ten years ago) link
omg phil
― I tweeted too much and I am in jail. (crüt), Friday, 16 August 2013 20:58 (ten years ago) link
MILK MILK LEMONADEAROUND THE BACK FUDGE IS MADE
― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Friday, 16 August 2013 20:58 (ten years ago) link
I sing these kinds of things to "Amanda" around all the house all the time so this thread is solid gold to me
― Euler, Friday, 16 August 2013 20:58 (ten years ago) link
THERE'S A PLACE IN FRANCEWHERE THE NAKED LADIES DANCE
― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Friday, 16 August 2013 21:15 (ten years ago) link
ahahaah
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 August 2013 21:18 (ten years ago) link
HALLO MUDDAH HALLO FADDAHHERE I AM AT CAMP GRANADA
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 August 2013 21:19 (ten years ago) link
IT'S ELECTRICBOOGIE OOGIE OOGIE
― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Friday, 16 August 2013 21:20 (ten years ago) link
I HEARD MY MAMA CRY I HEARD HER PRAY THE NIGHT CHICAGO DIED (DADALADADA)
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 August 2013 21:23 (ten years ago) link
HOWEVER DO YOU WANT MEHOWEVER DO YOU NEED ME
― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Friday, 16 August 2013 21:24 (ten years ago) link
VIDEOGAMES
― emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Friday, 16 August 2013 21:25 (ten years ago) link
DOCTOR WHOOOOOOOOOO OOOH (HEY!)DOCTOR WHODOCTOR WHOOOOOOOOOO OOOH (HEY!)
― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 16 August 2013 21:26 (ten years ago) link
THE MILK TRUCK EASED INTO MY SPACESOMEBODY SCREAMED SOMEWHERE
― emo canon in twee major (BradNelson), Friday, 16 August 2013 21:26 (ten years ago) link
I LOVE PLANESSENSUAL AIRCRAFT
― Coolio Iglesias (Turrican), Thursday, 9 March 2017 22:13 (seven years ago) link
lmao
― the raindrops and drop tops of lived, earned experience (BradNelson), Thursday, 9 March 2017 22:16 (seven years ago) link
jesus fucking christ i love this thread
― the raindrops and drop tops of lived, earned experience (BradNelson), Thursday, 9 March 2017 22:17 (seven years ago) link
HELTER SKELTER PINK STRAWBERRYLETS KILL YOUR PARENTS SO WE CAN MARRYAMANDA
― earlnash, Friday, 10 March 2017 04:24 (seven years ago) link
I WANNA HA I WANNA HA I WANNA HA I WANNA HAI WANNA REALLY REALLY REALLY WANNA ZIGAZIG
― Not raving but drooling (contenderizer), Friday, 10 March 2017 05:51 (seven years ago) link
I DO MY MAKEUP IN SOMEBODY ELSE'S CARWE ORDER DIFFERENT DRINKS AT THE SAME BARS
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 10 March 2017 06:11 (seven years ago) link
I WANNA BUY SOME FAMOUS BOWLSAND GARGLE DOWN YOUR BOOTY HOLES
― Not raving but drooling (contenderizer), Friday, 10 March 2017 06:36 (seven years ago) link
THAT'S WHY I'M EASYI'M EASY LIKE SUNDAY MORNING
― Coolio Iglesias (Turrican), Friday, 10 March 2017 22:41 (seven years ago) link
OVERHEARD OVER A DINNER OF CREPESBABY DOES THAT CARPET MATCH THEM DRAPES
― to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Friday, 10 March 2017 23:33 (seven years ago) link
I'M NOT AWARE OF TOO MANY THINGSI KNOW WHAT I KNOW, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
― Coolio Iglesias (Turrican), Friday, 10 March 2017 23:39 (seven years ago) link
I WANNA READ YOUR BEATLES PIECEAS I SCRATCH MY BACKSIDE CREASE
― The Anti-Climax Blues Band (Turrican), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 20:03 (seven years ago) link
I WANNA PROTEST THIS SONGTHIS THREAD IS SO WRONG
― The Anti-Climax Blues Band (Turrican), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 20:33 (seven years ago) link
DESPACI-TO
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 21:53 (seven years ago) link
god help me, i have "cool the engines" stuck in my head and i may not survive the night
― yellow is the color of some raisins (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 24 August 2017 01:28 (six years ago) link
try to stay on-topic pls
― mookieproof, Thursday, 24 August 2017 02:06 (six years ago) link
Haha!
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 24 August 2017 02:47 (six years ago) link
COOL YOUR ENGINES SAID SHEAS WE AWAIT THE TAPE OF PEE
― to fly across the city and find Aerosmith's car (C. Grisso/McCain), Thursday, 24 August 2017 04:15 (six years ago) link
IF GAWKER STILL EXISTEDHIS PEE TAPE WOULD BE LISTED
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Thursday, 24 August 2017 04:41 (six years ago) link
UNCOOL
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Thursday, 24 August 2017 13:10 (six years ago) link
Important:
Today in 1986, Boston's "Amanda" reached #1 on the Hot 100.— chart data (@chartdata) November 8, 2017
― Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 8 November 2017 15:03 (six years ago) link
― Eazy, Wednesday, 8 November 2017 17:08 (six years ago) link
Are you still a believer in Santa? Because at seven it's marginal, right?
― Infidels, Like Dylan In The Eighties (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 25 December 2018 16:39 (five years ago) link
I WANNA SCREAM OUT "OK BOOMER"WHILE I DO YOU IN THE POOPERAMANDA
― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 02:34 (four years ago) link
EVERYBODY BE ALL QUID PRO QUOTHAT ASS GOT ME QUID PRO WOAH
― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 02:51 (four years ago) link
YOU'RE GONNA HEAR THE BED FRAME CRANCHWHILE I POO IN YOUR GRAN'S FLANGE
― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 04:06 (four years ago) link
booooooooooooooooo
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 04:58 (four years ago) link
Remove Bookmark from this Thread
― weird ilx but sb (Doctor Casino), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 17:12 (four years ago) link
IF SHE READS ALL THE LYRICSSHE'LL PITY THE MEN I KNOW
― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 17:20 (four years ago) link
Xpost Kinda surprised you had it bookmarked to begin w tbh
― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 17:21 (four years ago) link
I like to keep an eye on it so I can boo it now. Assert myself. It’s better (for me) than knowing it’s there and ignoring it.
― weird woman in a bar (La Lechera), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 17:46 (four years ago) link
<3
― Jordan Pickford LOLverdrive (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 20 November 2019 17:47 (four years ago) link
LET ME MASSAGE YOUR LITTLE FEETSOUNDTRACKED BY GRETA VAN FLEET
― a bevy of supermodels, musicians and Lena Dunham (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 17:55 (four years ago) link
How have I never seen this thread before?!?! Amazing work, all!
― A perfect transcript of a routine post (Dan Peterson), Tuesday, 14 January 2020 18:18 (four years ago) link
Might have been Chuck Eddy's first review in the Voice--first one I still remember, anyway.
― clemenza, Wednesday, 15 January 2020 01:17 (four years ago) link
I’M GONNA ARGUE FOR “THIRD STAGE”ON THE NEW JERSEY PAGEAMANDA
I’M GONNA TELL YOU RIGHT AWAYMELLON COLLIE HAS TO STAYAMANDA
SHANIA TWAIN OR R.E.M.IT’S “UP” FOR BOTH OF THEMAMANDA
― Front-loaded albums are musical gerrymandering (Prefecture), Tuesday, 10 May 2022 00:40 (two years ago) link
DROP DOWN YOUR METALLIC RAMPACCEPT MY FULL BASKET FROM BANDCAMP
― an icon of a worried-looking, long-haired, bespectacled man (C. Grisso/McCain), Tuesday, 10 May 2022 00:59 (two years ago) link