Pitchfork's Chris Ott takes No Prisoners

there's always a need for those guys who come around and look at your computer when it freezes and tell you to reinstall windows

http://research.gmu.edu/techtransfer/images/SidePhoto3.png

I want 94k and bennies :(

Actually I'm fortunate to have good bennies, I asked em right up front in the interview "Say buddy boy, before we make this official, I gotta know what kinda bennies you got around here.."

Then I says "listen chief I like my bennies like I like my women, big and a lot of them"

buddih

I imagine that after a wife and three kids and a mortgage and car insurance, 94k will probably go about as far as a kid freelancing blog posts for Noisey or band signed to Underwater Peoples

that's what the "novel" about Mark McGrath was gonna help cover

Can't put a price on bennies though

i believe the term is bodied?

https://twitter.com/edwarddroste/status/368972270808477696

how does droste come off the top rope at big perp but let ott just pummel him into submission?

you think droste's the loser in last night's exchange?

you can't be surprised that someone who thinks 'dom passantino style' is something to aspire to would think that

Ott is pig shit

This: When u have a family & they're asleep at the same time u will understand happiness PRO TIP it's not 4 chords & a reverb pedal

And this: Are you asking to sleep with me I am not gay I actually transmitted the seed that birthed my three kids into a woman.

*barf*

wowwww didn't see those

When u have a family & they're asleep at the same time u will understand happiness PRO TIP it's not 4 chords & a reverb pedal

isn't this a brad paisley lyric

this thread should be condemned.

you can't be surprised that someone who thinks 'dom passantino style' is something to aspire to would think that

<3 u balls

"actually"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gZj4Cb-2bfE

also there is little that has made me more ashamed of music journalism as a "thing" than twitter

He started baiting Ed saying "I'm happier than you because I have a family" and Ed said "I'm gay" and Ott said "why are you suggesting that homosexuals cannot start families" and "are you coming on to me" plus "I fathered my children in a natural way" followed by "you're a Nazi". Ed is my bud and I'll always be on his side regardless but I thought he handled this idiotic motherfucker with an exceptional amount of dignity

when u have a family & they're asleep at the same time & u are still awake shit-talking indie rock musicians online u will understand happiness

if there's anything worse than an aggressive straight male music guy, it's an aggressive straight male music guy with a Twitter account who emulates dom

@edwarddroste
@shallowrewards go to bed. Your kids will be up soon.

i don't see why it matters that the whole family is asleep at the same time, seems like ott has some zingcraft problems to work out

http://www.tvworthwatching.com/blog/2008/12/11/shield-finale-shane-family-.jpg

just some sad angry man struggling with the fact that he's completely irrelevant. this is why i quit caring about silly things a long time ago.

you think droste's the loser in last night's exchange?

― Geoffrey Schweppes (jaymc), Sunday, August 18, 2013 3:16 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark

no just that i figured dude who pulled an embarrassing perpetua photo from the depths of the internet after being called "the frasier of indie rock" wouldn't take the high road after being called a nazi

pulled an embarrassing perpetua photo from the depths of the internet

https://twitter.com/edwarddroste/status/276073021842792450

this is why i quit caring about silly things a long time ago.

very glad that i've spent as much time on this as i have

just as bad! xp

@edwarddroste
@shallowrewards go to bed. Your kids will be up soon.
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Sunday, August 18, 2013 3:41 PM (56 minutes ago) Bookmark

Damn

Just in case this hadn't already hit a new level of sad, I'm pretty sure Ott has either paid someone or gamed the system to get a lot of his twitter followers. Just too many fake accounts in there. Perhaps that's his IT gig?

buying followers to get up to 8k is pretty sad indeed

http://www.ebay.com/itm/12-000-Twitter-followers-/261267197940?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_0&hash=item3cd4bd0ff4

i could do a lot w/ that money

buying followers to get up to 8k is pretty sad indeed

― some dude, Sunday, August 18, 2013 4:46 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark

remember, he makes $94k base with bennies... he's definitely not breaking the piggy bank here. i'm impressed

give it to me instead

I dunno, I like him.

this guy seems like a nutball.

Watched this play out yesterday morning. Whether you like Grizzly Bear or not, Ed is a lovely guy with a huge amount of time for his fans and a genuine curiosity and interest in the music press (that is to say that there's no way he doesn't know who Ott or Perpetua or whoever are - he knows who I am, ffs). I've never seen him be anything other than gentlemanly, good-humoured, and humble on Twitter, and I thought he dealt with Ott's frankly pretty disgusting trolling with impeccable restraint and class.

As for Ott... well he's always been a troll to some extent, but this was beyond the pale. Does anybody know why it started, what triggered it?

demotion in the IT dept.

At least old-ILX has retreated into the foothills of social media

Big ott

http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Entertainment/images-5/over-the-top-poster.jpg

with every blow, comes another lie

can't you feel the 'fork?

Wait a minute, "The Orc"? WHAT Orc?

http://students.english.ilstu.edu/rwohara/creation/Orcs.jpg

Needs more bennies, that one.