Pitchfork's Chris Ott takes No Prisoners

his whole point in that vid is that there are too many portals and magazines and websites?? wtf that's not true.

and then his solution is writers like julian cope who have their own site? confusing stuff.

no joke: I have no idea what they are.

for once you're actually not missing anything

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It's like Between Two Ferns if you took out the guests, the jokes and the ferns

http://oi43.tinypic.com/28jy9hz.jpg

no joke: I have no idea what they are.
― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, August 20, 2013 12:09 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Vines_(band)

ok whenever anyone posts a tinypic, i click the link and get a page full of ads and then the pic appears like 5 seconds later. not sure how that "pageview" gets calculated but i hope some droplet of my rage makes it into the stats

morbs, check these great vines.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoEmsjIYj1s

wow vine sucks

just remember: the great thing about being a family man is that eventually the wife and kids go to sleep and you can get online and chat with cute gay guys

lolll

wow vine sucks
--usic for 18 magicians (upper mississippi sh@kedown)

ladies and gentlemen, someone schooling us on online strategy

i've seen vine before whiney, i wasn't schooling you on 'online strategy' just saying that page views don't matter as much anymore

you're the one who makes 150K with full bennies u should know this stuff

viney g. vinegarten more like it

All hitting F5 on ilx a bunch of times then close up on his face "WHO GIVES A SHIT?"

would watch

i make 94k. base

thank you 94k base god

god damnit i was literally about to make that my display name

is he really @PitchforkMe? :(

https://vine.co/v/hMLVA1emhej

man see u

pitch a fork @ me i'm done

I was watching the basement video and there was some dust on my screen right where his mustache was and I whipped it with my finger and then it just felt like I was having an intimate moment so I bailed on the video. Oh well.

Ah, the plot of Spike Jonze's new film.

Tweets of Rage off Ott's Basement Tapes now up on spotify

http://mimo.recordingconnection.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/her-poster-joaquin-phoenix-628x628.jpg

When u have a family & they're asleep at the same time u will understand happiness

Ninety-Four-Thousand Dollar Bash

taking the potatoes down to be mashed

Gentlemen, it has come to my attention that a breakaway Russian Republic called Kreplachistan will be transferring a nuclear warhead to the United Nations in a few days. Here's the plan. We get the warhead and we hold the world ransom for 94k and full bennies.

i just died @ "you wanna go see people who are young and sexy just like you!"

not even tiny montgomery makes 94k base

forget bennies

suggest bennies

Maybe he meant 49K and bennies.

18 and life

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that video was so weird and meandering and pointless.

"When we keep doing this and participating in this way, it confuses the kids."

"You can't just say this is the best album ever recorded ... that album is going to say it for itself."

"Over in that direction, Over the Top of those mountains,“ Nobodaddy shouted back, “is the unusual land of Oh-tee-tee, Ott, a land ringed by bright waters, whose denizens, the Otters, are devoted to all forms of excess. They talk too much, eat too much, drink too much, sleep too much, swim too much, chew too much betel nut, and they are without any question the rudest creatures in the world. But it's an equal-opportunity impoliteness, the Otters all lay into one another without discrimination, and as a result they have all grown so thick-skinned that nobody minds what anyone else says. It's a funny place, everyone laughs all the time while they call one another the worst things in the world. That lady up there is their Sultana, their Queen, but because she's the most brilliant and sharp-tongued abuse of them all, everyone calls her the 'Insult-ana.' It was her idea to take the battle to the Respectorate, because she respects nobody and nothing. You could almost call Ott the 'Disrespectorate,' and dissing is unquestionably what they do best-- Look at her!” he broke off, admiring the Queen. “Isn't she gorgeous when she's angry?”

:D

FULL BENNIES, BITCHEZZZ

has anyone named their band Full Bennies yet? Cuz I'm thinking I should take it.

I am considering naming my bleeding haemorrhoids Poliopolice bands.

Apparently he spent Thanksgiving weekend not giving thanks?

hmm?

Like he became the crabby bullshit uncle at Thanksgiving we've all heard about.

and this surprised folks?

Wish people would stop taking the bait.

Also: http://laurasnapes.tumblr.com/post/68689072745/who-are-you-to-say-whats-significant

He does Chris Ott better than anybody, he might as well get in on it.