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― Jersey Al (Albert R. Broccoli), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 16:15 (ten years ago) link
It's like Between Two Ferns if you took out the guests, the jokes and the ferns
― da croupier, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 16:18 (ten years ago) link
http://oi43.tinypic.com/28jy9hz.jpg
― am0n, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 16:24 (ten years ago) link
no joke: I have no idea what they are.― Miss Arlington twirls for the Coal Heavers (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, August 20, 2013 12:09 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Vines_(band)
― am0n, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 16:25 (ten years ago) link
ok whenever anyone posts a tinypic, i click the link and get a page full of ads and then the pic appears like 5 seconds later. not sure how that "pageview" gets calculated but i hope some droplet of my rage makes it into the stats
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 16:27 (ten years ago) link
morbs, check these great vines.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoEmsjIYj1s
― how's life, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 16:29 (ten years ago) link
wow vine sucks
― usic for 18 magicians (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 16:42 (ten years ago) link
just remember: the great thing about being a family man is that eventually the wife and kids go to sleep and you can get online and chat with cute gay guys
lolll
― ship who you wanna ship (flamboyant goon tie included), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 16:48 (ten years ago) link
wow vine sucks --usic for 18 magicians (upper mississippi sh@kedown)
ladies and gentlemen, someone schooling us on online strategy
― i'm walter white btw (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 16:53 (ten years ago) link
i've seen vine before whiney, i wasn't schooling you on 'online strategy' just saying that page views don't matter as much anymore
― usic for 18 magicians (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 16:57 (ten years ago) link
you're the one who makes 150K with full bennies u should know this stuff
― usic for 18 magicians (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 16:58 (ten years ago) link
viney g. vinegarten more like it
― socki (s1ocki), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 17:00 (ten years ago) link
All hitting F5 on ilx a bunch of times then close up on his face "WHO GIVES A SHIT?"
― how's life, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 17:04 (ten years ago) link
would watch
― BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 17:05 (ten years ago) link
i make 94k. base
― reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 17:07 (ten years ago) link
thank you 94k base god
― da croupier, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 17:09 (ten years ago) link
god damnit i was literally about to make that my display name
― k3vin k., Tuesday, 20 August 2013 17:10 (ten years ago) link
is he really @PitchforkMe? :(
― i also enjoy in line skateing (spazzmatazz), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 17:12 (ten years ago) link
https://vine.co/v/hMLVA1emhej
― markers, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 17:16 (ten years ago) link
man see u
― i'm walter white btw (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 17:46 (ten years ago) link
pitch a fork @ me i'm done
― am0n, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:12 (ten years ago) link
I was watching the basement video and there was some dust on my screen right where his mustache was and I whipped it with my finger and then it just felt like I was having an intimate moment so I bailed on the video. Oh well.
― Evan, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:42 (ten years ago) link
Ah, the plot of Spike Jonze's new film.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:43 (ten years ago) link
Tweets of Rage off Ott's Basement Tapes now up on spotify
― touch. zing touch. you've almost convinced me I'm real (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:48 (ten years ago) link
http://mimo.recordingconnection.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/her-poster-joaquin-phoenix-628x628.jpg
When u have a family & they're asleep at the same time u will understand happiness
― wk, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:48 (ten years ago) link
Ninety-Four-Thousand Dollar Bash
― touch. zing touch. you've almost convinced me I'm real (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:51 (ten years ago) link
taking the potatoes down to be mashed
― reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:54 (ten years ago) link
Gentlemen, it has come to my attention that a breakaway Russian Republic called Kreplachistan will be transferring a nuclear warhead to the United Nations in a few days. Here's the plan. We get the warhead and we hold the world ransom for 94k and full bennies.
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 18:55 (ten years ago) link
i just died @ "you wanna go see people who are young and sexy just like you!"
― some dude, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:03 (ten years ago) link
not even tiny montgomery makes 94k base
― reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 19:17 (ten years ago) link
forget bennies
― reggie (qualmsley), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 20:01 (ten years ago) link
suggest bennies
― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Tuesday, 20 August 2013 20:12 (ten years ago) link
Maybe he meant 49K and bennies.
― how's life, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 21:42 (ten years ago) link
18 and life
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 20 August 2013 22:07 (ten years ago) link
http://rlv.zcache.com/bennies_go_home_jersey_shore_t_shirt-r1d55f887c2d54363bf90059701b32ba8_804gs_512.jpg
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 02:27 (ten years ago) link
that video was so weird and meandering and pointless.
― rap steve gadd (D-40), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 03:13 (ten years ago) link
"When we keep doing this and participating in this way, it confuses the kids."
"You can't just say this is the best album ever recorded ... that album is going to say it for itself."
― rap steve gadd (D-40), Wednesday, 21 August 2013 03:16 (ten years ago) link
"Over in that direction, Over the Top of those mountains,“ Nobodaddy shouted back, “is the unusual land of Oh-tee-tee, Ott, a land ringed by bright waters, whose denizens, the Otters, are devoted to all forms of excess. They talk too much, eat too much, drink too much, sleep too much, swim too much, chew too much betel nut, and they are without any question the rudest creatures in the world. But it's an equal-opportunity impoliteness, the Otters all lay into one another without discrimination, and as a result they have all grown so thick-skinned that nobody minds what anyone else says. It's a funny place, everyone laughs all the time while they call one another the worst things in the world. That lady up there is their Sultana, their Queen, but because she's the most brilliant and sharp-tongued abuse of them all, everyone calls her the 'Insult-ana.' It was her idea to take the battle to the Respectorate, because she respects nobody and nothing. You could almost call Ott the 'Disrespectorate,' and dissing is unquestionably what they do best-- Look at her!” he broke off, admiring the Queen. “Isn't she gorgeous when she's angry?”
― reggie (qualmsley), Sunday, 10 November 2013 19:49 (ten years ago) link
:D
― imago, Sunday, 10 November 2013 19:54 (ten years ago) link
FULL BENNIES, BITCHEZZZ
has anyone named their band Full Bennies yet? Cuz I'm thinking I should take it.
― Poliopolice, Wednesday, 13 November 2013 23:20 (ten years ago) link
I am considering naming my bleeding haemorrhoids Poliopolice bands.
― Damo Suzuki's Parrot, Wednesday, 13 November 2013 23:41 (ten years ago) link
Apparently he spent Thanksgiving weekend not giving thanks?
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 1 December 2013 18:44 (ten years ago) link
hmm?
― EZ Snappin, Sunday, 1 December 2013 18:48 (ten years ago) link
Like he became the crabby bullshit uncle at Thanksgiving we've all heard about.
― Ned Raggett, Sunday, 1 December 2013 18:56 (ten years ago) link
and this surprised folks?
― EZ Snappin, Sunday, 1 December 2013 19:01 (ten years ago) link
Wish people would stop taking the bait.
Also: http://laurasnapes.tumblr.com/post/68689072745/who-are-you-to-say-whats-significant
― Murgatroid, Sunday, 1 December 2013 19:11 (ten years ago) link
He does Chris Ott better than anybody, he might as well get in on it.
― Skatalite of Dub (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 1 December 2013 19:13 (ten years ago) link
Ok what's going on?
― lorde willin' (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 1 December 2013 19:14 (ten years ago) link
let me guess: a person on this earth did something condemnable that we can now condemn if we so choose
― sleepingbag, Sunday, 1 December 2013 19:17 (ten years ago) link