So nice of that AP reporter to let his 10 yer old review the festival for them.
― the vineyards where the grapes of corporate rock are stored (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 04:38 (ten years ago) link
Lol, I thought that was actually serious until I got to this: NIN closed the night with a slow and smoky cover of Johnny Cash's "Hurt," which earned nonstop cheers from the crowd.
― emil.y, Tuesday, 3 September 2013 04:41 (ten years ago) link
I just came here to post that, lol.
― Geoffrey Schweppes (jaymc), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 04:42 (ten years ago) link
Just as I thought the paragraph couldnt get any worse they dropped that bomb
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 04:44 (ten years ago) link
That reads like the reporting I give my parents when asked if I made it to mass on Easter Sunday
― touch. zing touch. you've almost convinced me I'm real (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 04:45 (ten years ago) link
that particular part was even worse though
The band's 90-minute set featured hard rock anthems, songs with techno influences as well as groovy and eerie jams. NIN closed the night with a slow and smoky cover of Johnny Cash's "Hurt," which earned nonstop cheers from the crowd. Reznor was soft as he sang the song's verses — making it the set's highlight. "Yeah, Trent!" one burly voice screamed, and that was one of many.
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 04:47 (ten years ago) link
Burly man so disappointed when Trent's hard during 'Hurt'
― touch. zing touch. you've almost convinced me I'm real (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 04:49 (ten years ago) link
I love that detail.
― One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 05:07 (ten years ago) link
It's like a robert frost poem gone awry
they still havent fixed the band name they got wrong
― pfunkboy (Algerian Goalkeeper), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 05:11 (ten years ago) link
are y'all sure that wasn't written by some kind of not very advanced computer program?
― imagine Brigadoons (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 10:13 (ten years ago) link
Can a voice really be 'burly'?
― bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 3 September 2013 10:47 (ten years ago) link
If it's burly audible (need a Lancashire accent for this)
― Tommy McTommy (Tom D.), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 11:05 (ten years ago) link
can i just
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDKb4O-l02U
(interesting side note, this record pisses on Trent Gothface's entire shitty career)
― imagine Brigadoons (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 11:09 (ten years ago) link
Found the author, btw: http://bigstory.ap.org/content/mesfin-fekadu
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 13:53 (ten years ago) link
Oh lord.
http://bigstory.ap.org/article/girl-girl-groups-are-making-comeback
I'll tell want you want, what you really, really want: Girl groups.
A new batch of pop tarts are ready to dominate the charts and fill a void since best-selling groups like Destiny's Child, TLC and the Spice Girls aren't dropping songs as fast as music fans want them.
This person is actually a music journalist?
― emil.y, Tuesday, 3 September 2013 14:48 (ten years ago) link
haahahah. the inclusion of TLC there takes this from absurd to sort of sad and morbid but still absurd.
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 15:00 (ten years ago) link
yes, TLC's output has definitely slowed of late
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 15:01 (ten years ago) link
unfrozen caveman music critic
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 15:07 (ten years ago) link
https://twitter.com/MusicMesfin
― emil.y, Tuesday, 3 September 2013 15:09 (ten years ago) link
"The Saturdays is one of a new crop of girl groups currently on the music scene."
― Mark G, Tuesday, 3 September 2013 15:11 (ten years ago) link
there shd probably be a dedicated thread for the unsung heroes feeding the world's relentless demand for content day in day out
― imagine Brigadoons (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 15:13 (ten years ago) link
a new crop of whores are ready to dominate charts and fill a void left by the decreasing output of the dead
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 15:19 (ten years ago) link
if this dude has been paid a cent ever for writing im literally going to cry
― the Shearer of simulated snowsex etc. (Dwight Yorke), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 15:23 (ten years ago) link
Damn, too long for a display name. xp
― emil.y, Tuesday, 3 September 2013 15:23 (ten years ago) link
im no jordan sargent but i'd like to think im slightly better than MusicMesfin and i've never been paid for any writing
― the Shearer of simulated snowsex etc. (Dwight Yorke), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 15:24 (ten years ago) link
"The lead single from Ciara's self-titled fifth album, "Body Party," is an oozing, seductive R&B track that deserves rousing applause — especially when the 27-year-old matches the song with daring and sensual dance moves that scream Janet Jackson, Aaliyah and others that have come before her, as she did at the recent BET Awards."
― One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 15:29 (ten years ago) link
"an oozing R&B track"dat sentence structure
title of that piece is REVIEW: CIARA STILL SEARCHING FOR CIARA ON 'CIARA'i think there's a lot to be mined with this guy
― One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 15:30 (ten years ago) link
I guess if a music writer's twitter is 80% RTs of articles from his place of work and 20% NormalTweetGuy inanity, at least that cuts down on the public circlejerking
― many a slip 'twixt Yow and Yip (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 15:32 (ten years ago) link
Lol hurting
― rooibos in disguise (wins), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 15:40 (ten years ago) link
and you will know us by the decreasing output of the dead...
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 16:50 (ten years ago) link
Rumors of TLC's fall from the pop charts have been greatly exaggerated
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 16:52 (ten years ago) link
This guy. The more I read, the more I fear my eyes will roll so far back into my head that I may not be able to get them back out.
― Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 17:05 (ten years ago) link
"Mumford & Sons and the crowd were loud, but not unruly during the two-hour show. The band played their folk-rock tunes with ease, and at times slowed things down as red-orange lights shined and small light bulbs hung in the air. They boys were like mad scientists during "Dustbowl Dance" — singer Marcus Mumford was now on the drums and he kicked it out of his way as he headed to the front of the stage to finish singing the song."
First half of first sentence is almost seussian.
― sktsh, Tuesday, 3 September 2013 19:13 (ten years ago) link
Professional rock band plays songs professionally, at times slowly, with lighting
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 19:19 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnIF72mW1vs
― scott seward, Tuesday, 3 September 2013 19:30 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3EizbF-38I
― scott seward, Tuesday, 3 September 2013 19:32 (ten years ago) link
― #fomo that's the motto (Hurting 2), Tuesday, September 3, 2013 3:19 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
The Associated Press isn't exactly looking for Richard Meltzer tho
― Vinetalic - "My Friend Terio" (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 19:39 (ten years ago) link
i basically get the sense that maybe this person didn't want to be a music journo at all, and sort of doesn't care? or cares about one sort of music but really doesn't care about NIN or british pop girlgroups and is just sort of phoning it in until they can cover whatever they feel their 'calling' is? like more than anything else, it just drips with boredom and indifference.
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 20:29 (ten years ago) link
"One member of the band picked up his guitar and began playing it. Then, while the singer vocalized into his microphone, the drummer crashed his sticks wildly into his drums and cymbals, creating a stir in the crowd, which seemed close to filling the 430-person capacity venue."
― TracerHandVEVO (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 20:39 (ten years ago) link
It's the Associated Press, it's not supposed to be fucking Joan Didion, guys
― Vinetalic - "My Friend Terio" (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 20:41 (ten years ago) link
"The lead single from Ciara's self-titled fifth album, "Body Party," is an oozing, seductive R&B track
http://pzrservices.typepad.com/vintageadvertising/images/2008/03/15/vintage_ad_1975_copy.jpg
― first I think it's time I kick a little verse! (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 20:42 (ten years ago) link
cap'n save-a-hack
― "Dave Barlow" is the name Lou uses on sabermetrics baseball sites (s.clover), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 20:48 (ten years ago) link
i'm kind of relieved when i run across phoned-in robot articles written by people who have not spent any time analyzing pop culture, one less human being subjecting themselves to the grotesquery of caring in a sinking ship industry.
― forevermore (a maven) (Matt P), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 21:02 (ten years ago) link
*puts cigarette out on palm, gazes balefully into the smoggy distance*
― One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 21:02 (ten years ago) link
in any case, this guy answers the thread question pretty definitively; i can't imagine anyone else who gets this level of distribution and exposure who writes this poorly
― One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 21:03 (ten years ago) link
it's a relief! phew, this person can care more about things that matter. good for them.
xp i beg to differ. i enjoyed the 'burly voice' line more than anything you've ever posted.
― forevermore (a maven) (Matt P), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 21:10 (ten years ago) link
no offense. i mean it's a great line, not everyone can be a genius.
― forevermore (a maven) (Matt P), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 21:11 (ten years ago) link
no offense taken. there are certainly plenty of would-be "genius" hacks who devote themselves to flexing atrophied muscles on the internet in misguided attempts to look clever. why one of them could be in the room right... now.http://www.sherv.net/cm/emoticons/hand-gestures/crossed-arms-smiley-emoticon.gif
― One burly voice screamed and that was one of many. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 3 September 2013 21:17 (ten years ago) link