Tell me about Peaches

peaches is so sexless. how could anyone find it erotic/sexy? its not even dirty. its like having my old english teacher pulling down her pants and shouting 'fuck me'. what, am i meant to be turned on?

never trust women with beards

The album sucks as bad as the album cover

I could totally deal with a person just yelling "Fuck me" over and over. My problem is that her lyrics seem to be like a Burroughsian cut-up of porn phrases removed of any actual statement and repeated endlessly. I hesitate to call them lyrics cuz it's usually like three slogans. It's superficial and "abstract." All I know about Peaches is that her songs are endless and she's not afraid to say naughty things (which might be shocking if rap hadn't softened the blow; seriously where's the props for Roxanne Shante? She wasn't afraid to say where she was coming from!).

That one video arguably made a shocking statement by having her bikini waxing disappear. I guess some people might be shocked by hair on a woman. I guess.

"Like Blondie/Check out my Chrissy Be-Hynde/It's fine all of the time" is one of my favorite lines ever.

...or "I.U.D. / S.I.S. / Stay in school / 'cos it's the best."

She's doing it for the kids, yo.

Next Peaches single: "Books...Check 'Em Out!" (or "The Cigarette Mash")