OK, is this the worst piece of music writing ever?

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sean o'neal's a treasure and they're lucky to have him

not a huge fan of the stuff i've read from ignatiy, never sure what the hype is about

worthless lucubrations w/ ill-concealed apathy bro (zachlyon), Sunday, 26 January 2014 18:25 (ten years ago) link

http://www.buzzfeed.com/perpetua/macklemore-grammys

this is as bad as you think

Murgatroid, Monday, 27 January 2014 22:06 (ten years ago) link

i don't really remember the dates i liked the av club for music. there was a period around 2002-2005 that i read it pretty frequently and treated it as a 'second opinion' after the voice that i tended to trust more than e.g. most glossies, and then i sorta drifted away from paying attention and i couldn't tell you what happened since why. from that period there were a bunch of names that ended up showing up elsewhere/around both online and in print that were all pretty decent too. i think a lotta good ppl probably passed thru there over the years.

lollercoaster of rove (s.clover), Monday, 27 January 2014 22:56 (ten years ago) link

there’s certainly no other major rapper willing to be as overtly pro-LGBT on a record

this is surely false - plz counter, ILX

get the feeling that perp is ignoring a lot of female rappers there for a start

i assume "Little Joey" (imago), Monday, 27 January 2014 22:58 (ten years ago) link

"i think a lotta good ppl probably passed thru there over the years."

yeah -- in the current publishing climate, "too good for __________" is a weird thing to say about any writer.

katherine, Tuesday, 28 January 2014 00:09 (ten years ago) link

nicki fucking minaj

worthless lucubrations w/ ill-concealed apathy bro (zachlyon), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 02:46 (ten years ago) link

was the article about the importance of pharrell's hat any good?

^ enlightening post (sarahell), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 02:54 (ten years ago) link

av club was early on in taking a catholic approach across genres. wide-ranging coverage, including serious reviews of pop albums, etc. better than most alt-weeklies. i was in chicago at the time and the reader had a good music section but it was sort of specific and featurish. for general reviews and coverage the av club (which i read thru the print edition) was way better than any other weekly i could get my hands on, physically.

lollercoaster of rove (s.clover), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 03:15 (ten years ago) link

omg are we going to count on him to defend the racist music industry every few weeks now?

dyl, Tuesday, 28 January 2014 04:14 (ten years ago) link

Just seen this from 2012
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/culture/lucyjones/100063781/should-paul-simon-have-defied-a-un-boycott-to-make-graceland-in-south-africa-under-apartheid/

"Music-lovers will find it difficult not to take his side, as Philip Glass, Paul McCartney, David Byrne and Oprah do in the film. It is said that he put a “human face on apartheid” and raised awareness about what was happening in South Africa. It is said that without his chutzpah Ladysmith Black Mambazo and other musicians wouldn't have had so much global success. It is even said that without Graceland, there would be no hiphop".

۩, Tuesday, 28 January 2014 22:21 (ten years ago) link

read that last sentence again

۩, Tuesday, 28 January 2014 22:21 (ten years ago) link

what the

SHAUN (DJP), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 22:26 (ten years ago) link

it is even said by morons that without Graceland, there would be no hiphop

tylerw, Tuesday, 28 January 2014 22:29 (ten years ago) link

oh wow

Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 22:37 (ten years ago) link

it is even said that without graceland, there would be no martin luther king

now say that in the voice of Herman Cain

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 22:40 (ten years ago) link

ok this is like 10x more minor, but it really irks me when people miss the point of this line:

So he took off to the home of Elvis, saw the 'Mississipi Delta shining like a national guitar' and eventually decided to just go with it.

by not capitalizing National. The line is a reference to National brand resophonic guitars, which are very silvery and shiny, and are also used a lot in blues. Yes, there's also a play on words, with the mississippi delta being like a "national" guitar of the united states, but that makes no fucking sense without the reference. Why would a national guitar of the US be shiny?

Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 22:40 (ten years ago) link

it is said it is shiny

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 22:41 (ten years ago) link

Clearly, art cannot exist in a vacuum, in some sealed-off Arcadia in the clouds. But then… how I adore Graceland. I remember exactly where I first heard it, sitting on the floor of a friend’s room in my first year of university, drinking cheap red wine. There’s a moment in the film where the drummer breaks into a grin at the riff of You Can Call Me Al. Perhaps we should just be glad it exists – but even more so that apartheid is over.

Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 22:44 (ten years ago) link

The Magic of "Graceland"
By Jay Nordlinger
January 28, 2014 5:32 PM 43 Comments

Clearly, art cannot exist in a vacuum, in some sealed-off Arcadia in the clouds. But then… how I adore Graceland. I remember exactly where I first heard it, sitting on the floor of a friend’s room in my first year of university, drinking cheap red wine. There’s a moment in the film where the drummer breaks into a grin at the riff of You Can Call Me Al. Perhaps we should just be glad it exists – but even more so that apartheid is over.

Bryan Fairy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 22:46 (ten years ago) link

not to put too fine a point on it

PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 22:47 (ten years ago) link

meanwhile in MN, Meagan Pittelko is writing the most heartfelt thank-you note of her life

SHAUN (DJP), Tuesday, 28 January 2014 22:47 (ten years ago) link

mon-wed

TV Club 10
Adapt and Die
The Single File
One-Season Wonders, Weirdos and Wannabes

worthless lucubrations w/ ill-concealed apathy bro (zachlyon), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 06:15 (ten years ago) link

It is even said that without Graceland, there would be no hiphop

<3

Deafening silence (DL), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 10:30 (ten years ago) link

"without Graceland, there would be no hiphop"

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soref, Wednesday, 29 January 2014 12:03 (ten years ago) link

At av club andy battaglia was great back in the day.

Tim F, Wednesday, 29 January 2014 12:06 (ten years ago) link

Oh, apparently the 'no hip hop' argument is made in the Under African Skies documentary, rather than just being something the telegraph blogger invented. So I suppose she is correct that 'it is (even) said'

soref, Wednesday, 29 January 2014 12:09 (ten years ago) link

She didn't bother to take it to task so one can presume she believed it to be true.

۩, Wednesday, 29 January 2014 12:58 (ten years ago) link

sometimes just reporting the words is enough

rock nobster (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 13:00 (ten years ago) link

Paul Simon time-traveled to the Bronx 1971 and performed Planet Rock at the Under the Sea dance.

Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 15:17 (ten years ago) link

it is believed that "Bridge Over Troubled Water" by Grandmaster Paul & Gar-Funkenstein prophetically refers to the Marley Marl/KRS-One beef of the mid-late 80s.

Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 15:23 (ten years ago) link

Little known fact but he also paved the way for bands like Operation Ivy and the Mighty Mighty Bosstones with his song Ska-Bro Fare.

keiji cretins (NickB), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 15:36 (ten years ago) link

it is believed that "Bridge Over Troubled Water" by Grandmaster Paul & Gar-Funkenstein prophetically refers to the Marley Marl/KRS-One beef of the mid-late 80s.

― Just noise and screaming and no musical value at all. (Colonel Poo), Wednesday, January 29, 2014 10:23 AM (13 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ftw

Jimmywine Dyspeptic, Wednesday, 29 January 2014 15:40 (ten years ago) link

also recorded the early diss track "A Message to Benedict Art" after his group broke up

I got the glares, the mutterings, the snarls (President Keyes), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 15:45 (ten years ago) link

lol @ Ska-Bro Fare

Deafening silence (DL), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 15:49 (ten years ago) link

I heard he hard-sonned Papoose in a battle last year in disguise, under the moniker "50 Wayz"

Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 16:08 (ten years ago) link

I Am A Roc Marciano

Jimmywine Dyspeptic, Wednesday, 29 January 2014 16:54 (ten years ago) link

The Only Living B-Boy in New York

I got the glares, the mutterings, the snarls (President Keyes), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 16:57 (ten years ago) link

Paul Simon time-traveled to the Bronx 1971 and performed Planet Rock at the Under the Sea dance.

― Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Wednesday, January 29, 2014 10:17 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Afrika! Afrika, it's Marvin. Your cousin, Marvin Bambaataa. You know that new sound you're looking for? Well, listen to this!

Whiney G. Weingarten, Wednesday, 29 January 2014 17:01 (ten years ago) link

omg lol

SHAUN (DJP), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 17:02 (ten years ago) link

set...SPIKE!

Burt Stuntin (Hurting 2), Wednesday, 29 January 2014 17:03 (ten years ago) link

http://www.theglobeandmail.com/arts/music/why-is-pop-music-stuck-on-the-same-old-song/article16557019/

why doesn't Beyonce write songs about Robbe-Grillet novels

struggle blogger (Andre Gunder Frank 3000), Thursday, 30 January 2014 08:36 (ten years ago) link

can't believe that the guy who brought us "When it comes to selfies, James Franco could take a lesson from Lady Gaga" and "Can winter socks be both warm and dressy?" could stoop to this

Squidward Ka-Spel (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 30 January 2014 08:41 (ten years ago) link

In hip hop, the verses can be chanted rather than sung

*takes notes*

Merdeyeux, Thursday, 30 January 2014 09:40 (ten years ago) link

Five'll get you ten he's never read Alain-Grillet in his life. Otherwise he would have known that I Am Sasha Fierce is Beyonce's Les Gommes.

He also wrote this, lol: http://www.theglobeandmail.com/arts/the-truth-about-publishing-its-full-of-hotties/article4322712/

longneck, Thursday, 30 January 2014 09:57 (ten years ago) link

But I have never in my whole career made a real pass at one of my colleagues or, I think, been flirtatious to the point of making someone seriously worried about my attention. Even when I was single.

Why has this guy not been arrested already?

What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. I love songs. I sing them in the shower sometimes. They can be poignant or cheery or angry and they can have catchy and satisfying melodies. There’s nothing wrong with songs.

Very long new board description

Deafening silence (DL), Thursday, 30 January 2014 10:34 (ten years ago) link

All songs – all of them, every single one, that is to say 100 per cent – must have a four-four time signature.

That's Burt Bacharach put in his place then.


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