yo is it true that lanquidity got sonned in a cheese beef with Ott
― How dare you tarnish the reputation of Turturro's yodel (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 6 March 2014 23:05 (ten years ago) link
hi n8
― gimme the lute (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 6 March 2014 23:05 (ten years ago) link
hey dude, i'm not even involved in this debate, sorry for harassing you but welcome!
― JoeStork, Thursday, 6 March 2014 23:06 (ten years ago) link
This has made the whole ordeal worth it
― lanquidity, Thursday, 6 March 2014 23:15 (ten years ago) link
serious use of "stakeholder" re: message board citation beef is amazingly classic.
― call all destroyer, Friday, 7 March 2014 01:08 (ten years ago) link
haha otm
― mookieproof, Friday, 7 March 2014 01:23 (ten years ago) link
to call back to earlier in the thread, now at least i know his i.t. job is real
― call all destroyer, Friday, 7 March 2014 01:25 (ten years ago) link
welcome back nate, however briefly
― PSY talks The Nut Job (forksclovetofu), Friday, 7 March 2014 03:03 (ten years ago) link
lot of posts about an inconsequential pop music opinion-haver, i see, gj ilx
― k3vin k., Friday, 7 March 2014 03:06 (ten years ago) link
^^^shit-stirrer sad that he missed the prime beef
― mookieproof, Friday, 7 March 2014 03:19 (ten years ago) link
i barely see k3v on ilx now he's sticking to his promise not to troll the race thread
― you are clinically deaf and should sell you iPod (stevie), Friday, 7 March 2014 07:24 (ten years ago) link
CAD OTMx2
― Charles, hatless (sic), Friday, 7 March 2014 13:49 (ten years ago) link
also poor nate getting dragged back in here :(
― Charles, hatless (sic), Friday, 7 March 2014 13:50 (ten years ago) link
Whatever the rights and wrongs of any individual case, Ott always appears so obnoxious that if he were kidnapped by Somali pirates I'd feel bad for the pirates.
― What is wrong with songs? Absolutely nothing. Songs are great. (DL), Friday, 7 March 2014 14:08 (ten years ago) link
"You guys hijhack ships for money? You should get telemarketing jobs and do piracy on your free time for the love of it!"
― I got the glares, the mutterings, the snarls (President Keyes), Friday, 7 March 2014 14:10 (ten years ago) link
it's so funny/sad to see guys mourn the aspiration towards principles and ethics in '80s/'90s indie by demanding everyone engage ethically with '80s/'90s indie sounds.
― da croupier, Friday, 7 March 2014 15:13 (ten years ago) link
work for haliburton, who gives a fuck, UNLESS YOU HAVE A FUZZBOX THEN NO
― da croupier, Friday, 7 March 2014 15:14 (ten years ago) link
hmmm
https://twitter.com/wewenthenfap
― goole, Friday, 7 March 2014 15:28 (ten years ago) link
ilx up and spontaneously twittermorphized. machine sentience!
― Roberto Spiralli, Friday, 7 March 2014 15:31 (ten years ago) link
New registrant Twin Stars of Pence should frequent the base ball board.
― Andy K, Friday, 7 March 2014 15:56 (ten years ago) link
that is a really awful concept twitter, even by concept twitter standards
― he always came across as a great guy in Kerrang! in the 90s (some dude), Friday, 7 March 2014 16:12 (ten years ago) link
fuck yes
https://medium.com/shallow-rewards/59c631acbb48?curator=MediaREDEF
― famous instagram God (waterface), Friday, 9 May 2014 19:35 (ten years ago) link
I found that article utterly unreadable
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Friday, 9 May 2014 19:47 (ten years ago) link
straight gibberish
― adam, Friday, 9 May 2014 19:50 (ten years ago) link
isn't it always
― afriendlypioneer, Friday, 9 May 2014 19:52 (ten years ago) link
The ultimate problem for Apple, Beats and any other media distributor is that people want to experience art for themselves. These marketers speak in terms of data, simplification, and “music discovery,” an asinine formalization of “turning on the radio.” It’s not about discovery, the “user experience,” or their “trust” in your brand: it’s about finding a way we can arrive at music, on our own terms, free of the hype, advertisements, PR chicanery, and editorial bias you’re offering. We’re not paying you to tell us what to like: we’re paying you to provide us an easy platform through which to navigate music.
Shut up, and take our money.
― famous instagram God (waterface), Friday, 9 May 2014 19:52 (ten years ago) link
[guy I've never heard of and have no reason to care about]’s CV reads like [incomprehensible reference to old-ass shitty movie], and [disclaimer that just leaves me more baffled. Plucked from the back room of [???] by [namedrop of some other dude I have never heard of and don't give a shit about] in [21 fucking years ago asshole, some of your readers are that age], Rogers lived out the decade as a hybrid digital hipster [what the fuck does that mean?], parlaying his double-threat reputation as a web designer and music industry insider into a lucrative if fruitless position at Yahoo! in the early 2000s [wanks, frustratingly unable to cum]. Honing an innate talent for concept-evangelism [motherfucker what?], Rogers absorbed the slick, bulletproof jargon [come again?] of his peers in digital marketing, and set out on his own, forming [Circle Jerx, Inc., now defunct] in 2007.
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Friday, 9 May 2014 20:13 (ten years ago) link
Killer lede graf brah. Tell me more.
all that linguistic detritus is what makes it such a special, special article.
― Daniel, Esq 2, Friday, 9 May 2014 20:17 (ten years ago) link
he wrote like 11 paragraphs of backstory so he could arrive at one point about how he doesn't like the beats music app that much
― call all destroyer, Friday, 9 May 2014 20:24 (ten years ago) link
And it's 11 paragraphs of confusing music industry inside baseball to arrive at the point that these music industry types should get out of the way and let me hear the music, man.
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Friday, 9 May 2014 20:26 (ten years ago) link
word
― Bo Diddley Is A Threadkiller (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 9 May 2014 20:27 (ten years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfl6Lu3xQW0
― Bo Diddley Is A Threadkiller (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 9 May 2014 20:28 (ten years ago) link
this is why I only read the sub-header
― chillin' on an "awesome pretzel" hoagie (DJP), Friday, 9 May 2014 20:31 (ten years ago) link
the sub-header kind of misses the fact that beats had like a billion dollars in revenue last year. ty for your business insight chris ott of pitchfork media.
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Friday, 9 May 2014 20:37 (ten years ago) link
even with that omission, I've only spent about a second on interpreting Ott today so I feel like I'm coming out ahead of others on this thread
― chillin' on an "awesome pretzel" hoagie (DJP), Friday, 9 May 2014 20:39 (ten years ago) link
sigh, otm
― Doritos Loco Parentis (Hurting 2), Friday, 9 May 2014 20:40 (ten years ago) link
at least we got some cleese
― famous instagram God (waterface), Friday, 9 May 2014 20:41 (ten years ago) link
sorry everyone
*sulks in the corber*
― famous instagram God (waterface), Friday, 9 May 2014 20:42 (ten years ago) link
This mentality permeates Beats Music, a re-badged relaunch of MOG Music, which Beats purchased for $14 million in 2012.
wasn't MOG what Insider1 became? If so, I think technically Beats owns some stuff I wrote for Insider1 when it was a zero-ads for-love-only operation. Please send my billion dollars c/o Aerosmith
― Now I Am Become Dracula (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 9 May 2014 21:05 (ten years ago) link
send u some bennies
― the glimmer man (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 9 May 2014 21:09 (ten years ago) link
lower back surgery asap plz
― Now I Am Become Dracula (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Friday, 9 May 2014 21:11 (ten years ago) link
I thought Beats was just something Dre called his line of headphones, had no idea it was anything else, much less anything else worth money
― famous instagram dog (Shakey Mo Collier), Friday, 9 May 2014 21:11 (ten years ago) link
i mean beats by dre is worth money.
those headphones are a key cultural artifact of this decade.
i never heard of the other thing either. i listen to all my music on c80s and youtube and also if i want to hear something that's not on youtube i'll just sing it to myself
― wat is teh waht (s.clover), Friday, 9 May 2014 21:58 (ten years ago) link
its fun because then you can make up words
did Ott apply to make playlists for beats and get rejected? Half the ones it's recommended to me lately we're create by h4rvell
― a strange man (mh), Friday, 9 May 2014 22:31 (ten years ago) link
beats by j
― socki (s1ocki), Friday, 9 May 2014 22:40 (ten years ago) link
Maybe in seconds spent thinking you win, DJP, but in brevity of posting I believe I have the upper hand.
― Bo Diddley Is A Threadkiller (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 10 May 2014 02:58 (ten years ago) link
http://www.twitlonger.com/show/n_1s1qmsj
― °ㅇ๐ْ ° (gr8080), Tuesday, 20 May 2014 16:05 (ten years ago) link