and representatives of the scott trust have also contracted with him to haemorrhage content 114 times in the last couple of years, cf
A recent spoof news story claimed that Oasis will stage a comeback later this year under the new name of Noelgallagher: "Sources close to the Manchester band said the music will sound the same in every conceivable way but with a slightly deeper and less annoying voice." Elsewhere on satirical site The Daily Mash, God responds angrily to Noel's claims that he is an Oasis fan. "I'd never actually heard of them until yesterday," says the bearded deity. "Having had a quick listen, I'd say it's a load of derivative, sub-Beatles tosh fronted by divs. I'm more into harp music."
This summer's a biggie for Brand Britain. Not only does Queen Gawdblessherbeth II celebrate 60 years of waving, but there's some sporty thing called, like, the Olympics? To capitalise, the combined UK tourist boards are launching a £5m campaign called "Make it a GREAT 2012". The shouty caps are theirs. It's the written-down version of a Brit raising his voice to make Johnny Foreigner understand he wants A PROPER CUP OF TEA.Talking of tea, the ad opens with Stephen Fry sipping some. What could be more British than Twitter's top walking thesaurus wielding a cup and saucer like a tweedy Lady Gaga?
Talking of tea, the ad opens with Stephen Fry sipping some. What could be more British than Twitter's top walking thesaurus wielding a cup and saucer like a tweedy Lady Gaga?
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Friday, 2 May 2014 16:46 (ten years ago) link
mad fer it!
― dollar rave club (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 2 May 2014 18:49 (ten years ago) link
wallop!
― marcos, Friday, 2 May 2014 18:50 (ten years ago) link
etc
― marcos, Friday, 2 May 2014 18:51 (ten years ago) link
I never met anyone that said mad fer it. Not once.
― ۩, Friday, 2 May 2014 18:56 (ten years ago) link
Nice having some bantz w you marcos :)
― dollar rave club (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 2 May 2014 18:56 (ten years ago) link
wahey! etc.
― marcos, Friday, 2 May 2014 18:59 (ten years ago) link
'fucking' written phonetically as 'fookin' something that predates britpop?
― the final toasting before making a dash for the frigid regions upstairs (soref), Friday, 2 May 2014 19:04 (ten years ago) link
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSTiuXoTVwWQ0e3s5KHESiskaFW6xmtHNTllDIs2LW4xdQn6Bg37g
voted for #8 cuz i can't think of any cuisine less appetizing than that made by a britpop stan
― le goon (J0rdan S.), Friday, 2 May 2014 19:04 (ten years ago) link
He is worse than just a harmless britpop stan, behind the fake perky everybloke front he is quite a bigoted prick.
― under the cobblestones, le dogshit (xelab), Friday, 2 May 2014 19:14 (ten years ago) link
let's have it!
― marcos, Friday, 2 May 2014 19:16 (ten years ago) link
― the final toasting before making a dash for the frigid regions upstairs (soref), Friday, 2 May 2014 20:04 (26 minutes ago)
theres a thinkpiece somewhere abt this saying it infantilizes the north to print that but not 'fuck'
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Friday, 2 May 2014 19:32 (ten years ago) link
the fookin thing was around when I first read the music press. Thought it was stupid then too
― ۩, Friday, 2 May 2014 19:46 (ten years ago) link
I remember when the NME started to write the word fuck uncensored. a momentous day. suddenly it felt like we could do anything
― From Tha Crouuuch To Da Palacios (DJ Mencap), Friday, 2 May 2014 21:09 (ten years ago) link
were you mad fer it?!?!
― marcos, Friday, 2 May 2014 21:10 (ten years ago) link
Yeah, the fookin thing was always around - as well as other ways of transcribing accent phonetically - especially during Madchester. It did always come across as awfully patronising.
I was a weird teenager who assumed I was on the verge of being interviewed extensively by the NME and Melody Maker, and I was very paranoid about this. I remember taking elocution lessons specifically to ensure I couldn't be done over in this way. The first proper gig I went to was the Manic Street Preachers in Edinburgh in early 1992. Afterwards, me and my friend ended up in their dressing room. No one else: just me, him and the Manics. Dismal times for the Manics no doubt. I had the ear of Richey Manic and all I really talked to him about was whether he felt he had to make a special effort to talk proper to the music press. He didn't.
― Eyeball Kicks, Friday, 2 May 2014 21:17 (ten years ago) link
Is this real?
I genuinely can't tell what is satire in this article and what is for real. I never get most British comedy or puns....minus Fawlty Towers.
― Dreamland, Friday, 2 May 2014 21:17 (ten years ago) link
I only ever read the NME between '89 and '91 and can't even remember their swearing policy, am sure Swells used to swear a lot, bless his soul.
― under the cobblestones, le dogshit (xelab), Friday, 2 May 2014 21:32 (ten years ago) link
― ۩, Friday, May 2, 2014 6:56 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Likewise.
― Toni Braxton-Hicks (Turrican), Friday, 2 May 2014 22:11 (ten years ago) link
Well yeah, imagine saying that. You can't. QED.
― wins, Friday, 2 May 2014 22:17 (ten years ago) link
http://blogpreston.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/mad-ferret.jpg
― the final toasting before making a dash for the frigid regions upstairs (soref), Friday, 2 May 2014 22:23 (ten years ago) link
^am given to understand they changed the name to the far more dignified 'The Ferret'
― From Tha Crouuuch To Da Palacios (DJ Mencap), Friday, 2 May 2014 22:48 (ten years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 00:01 (ten years ago) link
I forgot about this poll
― ۩, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 10:06 (ten years ago) link
I don’t mean that tedious “wahey, boobz and bantz!” kind of laddishess.
I mean an old-fashioned, faintly roguish joy in just being a cheeky tearaway who likes football, beer, rock music and male bonding. Let’s have it! Mad fer it! Parklife! Etc.
You couldn't get a fucking fag paper between these stereotypes. Does Liam Gallagher stopping a huge gig and refusing to play until he sees a "bird with her tits out" on the big screen count as "wahey, boobs and bantz" or "roguish mad fer it cheeky tearaway"?
I voted for blood sausage in accordance with my duty as a British ilxor.
― pick it up for ripple laser (onimo), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 12:12 (ten years ago) link
If that was the Oasis gig I went to (Wembley, the one on the Video), she had already. Liam asking for something that was already there...
― Mark G, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 12:20 (ten years ago) link
I was going to vote for food, it's always a good idea to have some.
Then I read the 'entry' um....
― Mark G, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 12:21 (ten years ago) link
Great article
― james lipton and his francs (darraghmac), Wednesday, 14 May 2014 21:06 (ten years ago) link
― marcos, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 21:09 (ten years ago) link
― marcos, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 21:10 (ten years ago) link
wallop! etc
― marcos, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 21:11 (ten years ago) link
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pukka!
― marcos, Wednesday, 14 May 2014 21:12 (ten years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Thursday, 15 May 2014 00:01 (ten years ago) link
this wastemans twitter feed is the most abject shit imaginable, nexus of aging landfill media cunts retweeting each others tryhand bantz about the worthless british culture of their youth, every single one of them is human faeces
― Little Saint Hugh of Lincoln (nakhchivan), Thursday, 15 May 2014 00:26 (ten years ago) link
^^^^^^
nothing but contempt and immense disapproval of everyone i know who tacitly approves of that shit
― lex pretend, Thursday, 15 May 2014 06:40 (ten years ago) link
On the 'ead!
― now I'm the grandfather (dog latin), Thursday, 15 May 2014 09:16 (ten years ago) link
Fancy a ruby? Man on!
― now I'm the grandfather (dog latin), Thursday, 15 May 2014 09:17 (ten years ago) link
Are we gannin down the pub or wot?
― Mark G, Thursday, 15 May 2014 10:15 (ten years ago) link
jfc stfu with this
― lex pretend, Thursday, 15 May 2014 10:16 (ten years ago) link
kmt
― james lipton and his francs (darraghmac), Thursday, 15 May 2014 10:18 (ten years ago) link
Hang on, I've only just realised this is a Daily Telegraph article which tacitly endorses cocaine.
― the joke should be over once the kid is eaten. (chap), Thursday, 15 May 2014 12:33 (ten years ago) link
John Niven is the worst of these cocks, there's this poisonous mix of casual racism and sub-Frankie Boyle shit whenever he's called out on it.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 15 May 2014 13:07 (ten years ago) link
wallop! etc.
― marcos, Thursday, 15 May 2014 13:12 (ten years ago) link
ReferEEE!
― now I'm the grandfather (dog latin), Thursday, 15 May 2014 13:23 (ten years ago) link
'Avin it LARRRGE
― now I'm the grandfather (dog latin), Thursday, 15 May 2014 13:25 (ten years ago) link
SHUT THE FUCK UP EVERYONE
― lex pretend, Thursday, 15 May 2014 13:36 (ten years ago) link
fuckinell you're literally as bad as the cunt who wrote this
― lex pretend, Thursday, 15 May 2014 13:37 (ten years ago) link
Yeah, shut up with the top bantz everyone.
― now I'm the grandfather (dog latin), Thursday, 15 May 2014 13:43 (ten years ago) link