Worst Thing In This Daily Telegraph "10 ways Britpop changed modern manhood" Article

Nice having some bantz w you marcos :)

wahey! etc.

'fucking' written phonetically as 'fookin' something that predates britpop?

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voted for #8 cuz i can't think of any cuisine less appetizing than that made by a britpop stan

He is worse than just a harmless britpop stan, behind the fake perky everybloke front he is quite a bigoted prick.

let's have it!

'fucking' written phonetically as 'fookin' something that predates britpop?

― the final toasting before making a dash for the frigid regions upstairs (soref), Friday, 2 May 2014 20:04 (26 minutes ago)

theres a thinkpiece somewhere abt this saying it infantilizes the north to print that but not 'fuck'

the fookin thing was around when I first read the music press. Thought it was stupid then too

I remember when the NME started to write the word fuck uncensored. a momentous day. suddenly it felt like we could do anything

were you mad fer it?!?!

Yeah, the fookin thing was always around - as well as other ways of transcribing accent phonetically - especially during Madchester. It did always come across as awfully patronising.

I was a weird teenager who assumed I was on the verge of being interviewed extensively by the NME and Melody Maker, and I was very paranoid about this. I remember taking elocution lessons specifically to ensure I couldn't be done over in this way. The first proper gig I went to was the Manic Street Preachers in Edinburgh in early 1992. Afterwards, me and my friend ended up in their dressing room. No one else: just me, him and the Manics. Dismal times for the Manics no doubt. I had the ear of Richey Manic and all I really talked to him about was whether he felt he had to make a special effort to talk proper to the music press. He didn't.

Is this real?

I genuinely can't tell what is satire in this article and what is for real. I never get most British comedy or puns....minus Fawlty Towers.

I only ever read the NME between '89 and '91 and can't even remember their swearing policy, am sure Swells used to swear a lot, bless his soul.

I never met anyone that said mad fer it. Not once.

― ۩, Friday, May 2, 2014 6:56 PM (3 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Likewise.

Well yeah, imagine saying that. You can't. QED.

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^am given to understand they changed the name to the far more dignified 'The Ferret'

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I don’t mean that tedious “wahey, boobz and bantz!” kind of laddishess.

I mean an old-fashioned, faintly roguish joy in just being a cheeky tearaway who likes football, beer, rock music and male bonding. Let’s have it! Mad fer it! Parklife! Etc.

You couldn't get a fucking fag paper between these stereotypes. Does Liam Gallagher stopping a huge gig and refusing to play until he sees a "bird with her tits out" on the big screen count as "wahey, boobs and bantz" or "roguish mad fer it cheeky tearaway"?

I voted for blood sausage in accordance with my duty as a British ilxor.

If that was the Oasis gig I went to (Wembley, the one on the Video), she had already. Liam asking for something that was already there...

I was going to vote for food, it's always a good idea to have some.

Then I read the 'entry' um....

Great article

mad fer it!

etc

wallop! etc

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pukka!

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this wastemans twitter feed is the most abject shit imaginable, nexus of aging landfill media cunts retweeting each others tryhand bantz about the worthless british culture of their youth, every single one of them is human faeces

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nothing but contempt and immense disapproval of everyone i know who tacitly approves of that shit

On the 'ead!

Fancy a ruby? Man on!

Are we gannin down the pub or wot?

jfc stfu with this

kmt

Hang on, I've only just realised this is a Daily Telegraph article which tacitly endorses cocaine.

John Niven is the worst of these cocks, there's this poisonous mix of casual racism and sub-Frankie Boyle shit whenever he's called out on it.

wallop! etc.

ReferEEE!

'Avin it LARRRGE

SHUT THE FUCK UP EVERYONE

fuckinell you're literally as bad as the cunt who wrote this

Yeah, shut up with the top bantz everyone.

lol lex if you don't want to deal with people having some fun ripping on this loser why the FUCK did you click on this thread?

lex's intriguing ILX style strikes again

i'm all for seeing everyone rip on him but this isn't that

IMITATION IS NOT SATIRE

He Wants to "deal with" etc.