― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 11:27 (twenty years ago) link
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 11:29 (twenty years ago) link
alex- you always pick on easy targets.
― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 11:35 (twenty years ago) link
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 11:39 (twenty years ago) link
― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 11:45 (twenty years ago) link
― richy, Tuesday, 8 July 2003 11:46 (twenty years ago) link
― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 11:46 (twenty years ago) link
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 11:48 (twenty years ago) link
― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 11:49 (twenty years ago) link
i admit i noticed this mainly when reading eg uk cosmo etc (i've never read maxim in my life, and stopped reading the uk himbo mags when FHM/loaded appeared) but this unexpected inferiority complex seems universal: if for example uk elle aggressively backed music which went WITH its overall ideology-look-attitude that wd be (potentially) interesting and useful, but instead it timidly follows the hem hem rockist consensus
― mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 11:50 (twenty years ago) link
― mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 11:52 (twenty years ago) link
― robin (robin), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 11:56 (twenty years ago) link
― dave q, Tuesday, 8 July 2003 11:56 (twenty years ago) link
― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 12:04 (twenty years ago) link
― dave q, Tuesday, 8 July 2003 12:10 (twenty years ago) link
― dave q, Tuesday, 8 July 2003 12:11 (twenty years ago) link
― g--ff c-nn-n (gcannon), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 12:12 (twenty years ago) link
― Kingfish (Kingfish), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 12:25 (twenty years ago) link
― Tom Breihan (Tom Breihan), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 12:25 (twenty years ago) link
― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 12:27 (twenty years ago) link
not really, just JOKING around as usual do u see blah blah...
― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 12:28 (twenty years ago) link
― Andrew Thames (Andrew Thames), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 12:30 (twenty years ago) link
Otherwise, like Alex said, these are all quite easy targets. I mean, c'mon, who's gonna jump to the defense of a Yanni/John Tesh album or a Leonard friggin Nimoy album? Sheesh.
― nickalicious (nickalicious), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 12:33 (twenty years ago) link
― Tom Breihan (Tom Breihan), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 12:41 (twenty years ago) link
― Tom Breihan (Tom Breihan), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 12:42 (twenty years ago) link
and they spent months hyping "Yellow Ledbetter" and then they DIDN'T put it on the friggin' record! What was up with THAT!
― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 12:49 (twenty years ago) link
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 12:54 (twenty years ago) link
― edward o (edwardo), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 13:09 (twenty years ago) link
blurbs still are sorta fun tho.
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 13:57 (twenty years ago) link
― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 14:01 (twenty years ago) link
― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 14:02 (twenty years ago) link
― amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 14:11 (twenty years ago) link
Well, not this Nimoy album anyway. But The Touch of Leonard Nimoy is absolutely sublime. His version of "I Think It's Going to Rain Today," makes me cry. That does not diminish your point, however. This list ranges from easy targets to just plain nonsense. You think anyone on the staff of Maxim has ever even listened to Onobox? Or is it just funny and cool to dismiss Yoko Ono's entire career by sticking her collected works on some idiotic "worst of" list? (To be fair, I've never read Maxim. But I'm pretty sure it sucks.)
If I Were a Carpenter is terrific, and includes my favorite Sonic Youth song ever -- "Superstar." And plenty of other records on here are just fine.
The whole damned list is a pretty easy target.
― Salmon Pink (Salmon Pink), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 14:11 (twenty years ago) link
― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 14:13 (twenty years ago) link
To me, hating music is a non-starter.
― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 14:13 (twenty years ago) link
― james (james), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 14:26 (twenty years ago) link
I don't know if it's on that album, but that Bilbo Baggins song is off the hook.
― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 14:27 (twenty years ago) link
― Horace Mann (Horace Mann), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 14:32 (twenty years ago) link
― Felcher (Felcher), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 14:45 (twenty years ago) link
― Charles McCain (Charles McCain), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 14:49 (twenty years ago) link
"No, here at Maxim we prefer to remember the late Karen Carpenter just the way she was—on her knees in the kitchen, face-down in the dog food bowl."
anyway i still think lad-mag music reviews (as opposed to hit-pieces) generally have a less rockist and more lifestyle outlook in the u.s., whatever sinkah's impressions of the english ones are.
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 14:52 (twenty years ago) link
― mark s (mark s), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 14:59 (twenty years ago) link
― Matt Helgeson (Matt Helgeson), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 15:12 (twenty years ago) link
Michael Jackson - HIStory Poison - Look What the Cat Dragged In ... Rolling Stones - Emotional Rescue Ace of Base - The Sign Ricky Martin - Ricky Martin ...Hanson - Middle of Nowhere Debbie Gibson - Electric Youth / Tiffany - Hold on Old Friend's Hand
― chuck, Tuesday, 8 July 2003 15:19 (twenty years ago) link
― chuck, Tuesday, 8 July 2003 15:22 (twenty years ago) link
― amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 15:23 (twenty years ago) link
― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 15:24 (twenty years ago) link
― Tico Tico (Tico Tico), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 15:24 (twenty years ago) link
― amateurist (amateurist), Tuesday, 8 July 2003 15:26 (twenty years ago) link
― James Blount (James Blount), Thursday, 10 July 2003 23:48 (twenty years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 10 July 2003 23:52 (twenty years ago) link
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 10 July 2003 23:54 (twenty years ago) link
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Thursday, 10 July 2003 23:56 (twenty years ago) link
He did his music live, that's hate enough.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 10 July 2003 23:58 (twenty years ago) link
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 11 July 2003 00:01 (twenty years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 11 July 2003 00:02 (twenty years ago) link
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 11 July 2003 00:03 (twenty years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 11 July 2003 00:06 (twenty years ago) link
― James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 11 July 2003 00:06 (twenty years ago) link
― James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 11 July 2003 00:07 (twenty years ago) link
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 11 July 2003 00:13 (twenty years ago) link
― James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 11 July 2003 00:13 (twenty years ago) link
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 11 July 2003 00:15 (twenty years ago) link
― James Blount (James Blount), Friday, 11 July 2003 00:16 (twenty years ago) link
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 11 July 2003 00:16 (twenty years ago) link
MMMMMMMMMMM.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 11 July 2003 00:17 (twenty years ago) link
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 11 July 2003 00:18 (twenty years ago) link
― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 11 July 2003 00:20 (twenty years ago) link
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 11 July 2003 00:24 (twenty years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 11 July 2003 00:29 (twenty years ago) link
― ron (ron), Friday, 11 July 2003 00:39 (twenty years ago) link
― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 11 July 2003 02:39 (twenty years ago) link
― ron (ron), Friday, 11 July 2003 02:43 (twenty years ago) link
― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 11 July 2003 02:52 (twenty years ago) link
i prefer comic sans though
― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Friday, 11 July 2003 03:01 (twenty years ago) link
― Lord Custos Epsilon (Lord Custos Epsilon), Friday, 11 July 2003 03:04 (twenty years ago) link
btw my browser overrides your helvetica font also
NOTHING BUT SWEET BEAUTIFUL ARIAL hehe ;-)
also btw my html book says tt stands for 'typewriter text'
― ron (ron), Friday, 11 July 2003 03:04 (twenty years ago) link
― ron (ron), Friday, 11 July 2003 03:06 (twenty years ago) link
oh wait
― maura (maura), Friday, 11 July 2003 04:11 (twenty years ago) link
we used to talk about this lots back in the infancy of ilm.
― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Friday, 11 July 2003 04:25 (twenty years ago) link
― geeta, Friday, 11 July 2003 04:39 (twenty years ago) link
― maura (maura), Friday, 11 July 2003 04:57 (twenty years ago) link
And what about Mandy Moore "So Real", "The Flying Nun" soundtrack, and "Kids Bop".
― John Norton, Sunday, 13 July 2003 01:53 (twenty years ago) link
― James Blount (James Blount), Sunday, 13 July 2003 02:02 (twenty years ago) link
― rv, Thursday, 11 December 2003 00:22 (twenty years ago) link
i still like this review.
― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 11 December 2003 00:27 (twenty years ago) link
So much of Maxim's list consists of the most routine targets of the rock critics - Milli Vanilli, Hanson, Air Supply (#10 on Blender's "50 Worst Artists Of All Time"), Ricky Martin, Debbie Gibson, Tiffany. The albums by Dylan, the Stones and R.E.M. date from after they "sold out" or lost relevance.
Many critics really don't see grunge as actually relevent nowadays, so Pearl Jam is no tough target either.
Though he really does not attack tough targets, the intelligent amateur "janitor-x" (see "http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/cm/member-glance/-/A2AXIWOCL9XOMM/ref=cm_aya_ac_longdesc/102-0267016-6736903?see-more-desc=1") does realise how irrelevant people today understand these super-soft targets of Blender and Maxim to be. "janitor-x" believes the idolisation of the 1960s to be quite unrealistic and a betrayal of the roots of rock music. For him, the worst artists ever are U2, the Beatles, the Cure, R.E.M. (all eras), Rage Against The Machine, the Smiths, the Clash and Pavement. His views on music might be seen as rather narrow, but his intellignce betrays popular assumptions about metals fans - for one thing.
― Julien Peter Benney, Monday, 9 August 2004 23:18 (nineteen years ago) link
6 of 27 people found the following review helpful:
gangstagangsta, January 12, 2001 Reviewer: A music fan I'll say I was impressed with them's collection of songs. Perhaps the best gangsta rap album of 1965 this one must be picked up. the beats are so fat. Its all over now fet. Van Morrison is so phat. peace out ya'll
― The Bells! The Bells!, Tuesday, 10 August 2004 00:20 (nineteen years ago) link
None of these albums are bad.
― billstevejim, Thursday, 22 August 2019 03:46 (four years ago) link
I remember liking <i>Fore!</i> "Doin it all for my bayyba" That song is funny.
― billstevejim, Thursday, 22 August 2019 03:48 (four years ago) link
I mean Fore!
All this talk about Conor Oberst upthread. That’s someone who fits the “Whose artistic legacies have declined in the past ten years?” thread like a glove.
― Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 22 August 2019 15:09 (four years ago) link
There has never been a good “Worst Albums Ever” list.
― Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 22 August 2019 15:10 (four years ago) link
Wow, what a dumb list. I mean it's Maxim, but still.
― Dez Tekken (Old Lunch), Thursday, 22 August 2019 15:13 (four years ago) link