Pitchfork's Chris Ott takes No Prisoners

i can't believe this thread is 11 years old.

i heard a long-ass time ago that grimes/james bought ott a bunch of fake followers as a joke. true or false, i still remember his count exploding overnight

Lmao can you do that??

I'm gonna do that right now

*Dips into my bennies and extracts $20 which I use to buy Ott 10,000 fake twitter followers*

i can't believe this thread is 11 years old.

i heard a long-ass time ago that grimes/james bought ott a bunch of fake followers as a joke. true or false, i still remember his count exploding overnight
--soyrev

quite a bit of discussion of ott's follow count being 94 percent fake upthread, as determined via twitteraudit, so yea that combined with this tidbit adds up

yeah i meant to be replying to that, hah sorry :B

also, why is he threatening lindsay zoladz with a label suit? cld not find any explanation lol

haha wow. is he friendly w/ Grimes or is she on his enemies list? Murgatroid pointed out to me recently that Ott refers to his daughter as "Baby Grimes" repeatedly in tweets which just seems so odd and creepy.

Hahah that is so http://www.theonion.com/articles/cool-dad-raising-daughter-on-media-that-will-put-h,26132/

SD I would guess that she's too hyped by pitchfork to not(t) be on his enemies list.

Wait what did the DIIV dude do? I can't keep up

Wait what did the DIIV dude do? I can't keep up
--you say tomato/i say imago (upper mississippi sh@kedown)

some member of the band (not heroin-casualty zach cole himself) went on a tear of misogynist and sexist bullshit via 4chan

correction to above redundancy: misogynist and racist (and anti-Semitic! and homophobic) bullshit

grimes has tweeted anti pitchfork things, inc. "fuck pitchfork" and "pitchfork sucks"

He doesn't "hate people hyped by pitchfork", that's like really stupid thing to say, you clearly know nothing of the Ott

WE HAVE SOCK SLIPPAGE ATTENTION WE HAVE SOCK SLIPPAGE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__HBBf_eDLM

Looks like your big toe popped through, probably due to your little claws.

sloth you're a charli xcx superfan i think that qualifies you to the autosock club

?

you're saying sloth is charlie xcx?

look, it's no one's fault but god's that you don't have opposable thumbs, take it up with him

i am a superfan of many musical things, even ones supposedly approved by both otts and tanukis

xp i'd prob have my student loans paid if i was, that'd be so convenient

lisen I said something unkind about charlie xcx when I joined and it set a light to your ass ever since don't be mad cuz I'm right

Don't Be Mad Cuz I'm Right: The Thoughts of Raccoon Tanuki (self-published)

oh,

http://31.media.tumblr.com/c2f7227472d03fca6402df75065ca3c9/tumblr_n78b0nDAT91qdc41so1_500.jpg

ott i mean nuki you have never once said anything about charli xcx while i've been on ILX, other than posting a link to the saul austerlitz article ITT, and i could care less if you did - for the 1,000th time, things like that are not why people mock you for clowning on pop music

also i know the spelling errors might be a cover-your-sock-tracks tactic but goddamn dude

bene vixit qui bene latuit

the ott is gone, long live the ott

WE HAVE SOCK SLIPPAGE ATTENTION WE HAVE SOCK SLIPPAGE

how did I miss this most glorious of moments

Is there a sadder bastion of back-patting than ILM IDK.

Hi

IT ISN'T SO WRONG TO BE WHERE YOU'RE FROM.

Is there a sadder bastion of back-patting than ILM IDK.

― $90k plus bennies (CJ IN THE CUT), Sunday, January 18, 2015 11:34 PM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

probably you, by yourself, making videos in your basement

Basements are underrated though

Xpost It's not where you're from but where you're ott

My videos had more hits than this thread, so, no.

i'll never know, until i can watch chris ott's children sleeping ;_;

ILM is the NME mailbin of the Internet age.

are your video hit numbers as trustworthy as your twitter follower stats?

that sounds like something a Brand Strategist would be really concerned with vetting.

zing, because hits don't matter, oh wait

why do i care how many hits this thread is do i think this thread should go viral and make me money what is this?

this thread has insufficient hits its a failure shut it down

http://img.pandawhale.com/post-33728-normalizedtmp52ab8dbb2544a-YS1L.gif

thing is a lotta guys who see themselves as Benders are really Brians

But Stapp later came into the Harbor Court Hotel bar while Sexton and bandmates SA Martinez and P-Nut were watching basketball on television. He stepped in front of the screen and said, "311, I am ready to fight," according to Sexton.

bytchass of juxberry rules, agreed?

Hey Chris,

Pygmalion is just "OK".

*cries in the snow*

A Place to Bury Strangers did Loveless better than MBV

still got a tiny black mole on my heart for the ilxor bluds.

http://38.media.tumblr.com/a06023ea28c9dc642f080829063fcb4f/tumblr_nmoccroW0U1qdmmiqo1_400.gif
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