Marissa Marchant is gone off the net because of you

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i wonder if this is blount

unfished business, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 13:42 (seventeen years ago) link

I haven't really followed this whole thing, so I'm a bit in the dark... who is Joachim, and why does he deserve this level of... how do I phrase this... obsessive stalking focused interest?

DougD, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 13:45 (seventeen years ago) link

the scorpio is a love, lust and passion machine..
they are an obsessive and emotion sign....

I am libra/scorpio...

before I realized that I was a cusp sign...
i didn't believe in the zodiac...

now I do...
I have a hyper-libido...
and my librian side is into beauty, aesthetcs and romance....
If you read about scorpios ..they are rather intense people..

He is a poet.....

Joachim is Bill Shakespeare, and better....

He is a genius...
and i am not better then Joachim...i just said that because I was upset...


and mark, yes, I have worked on that piece alot...
but right now, I have been sick for a few days...and not feeling well...so my work is not going well...but tomorrow i am sure I will be back to norma...as I am feeling better....

ACV apple cider vinegar is helping the ailment...
it brings the body into a state of low alkaline..
and it purifies the blood...cures many things...

everything is going well.....
peace to you all....

marissa, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 13:55 (seventeen years ago) link

I can not stalk him from where I live, which is five hours from his home.

I do not call him...

I have been into my music for a year and a half..recording....
and I should attended to this before...because now i could have lost him forever.

Joachim wrote all this passionate poetry here..and left clues within the context that he was the person who wrote it....

I met Joachim a few years back in nyc, while i was living there....
he was very interested in me....
and he too was obsessed...with my website....

maybe he is a scorpio....

marissa, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 13:58 (seventeen years ago) link

You are a Capricorn, I believe...

Mark G, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 14:09 (seventeen years ago) link

marissa,

talking to a bunch of assholes like us on the internet isn't the best form of therapy. go see a professional. this is me being serious on this thread for once, okay?

and i like king crimson, i meant that too.

M@tt He1ges0n, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 14:24 (seventeen years ago) link

Joachim wrote me all the shakespearean poetry on here......

he was on my site morning noon and night back in nyc....

he was following me around....

I am a beautiful woman....

and he is a beautiful man....

we loved each other...
yet something was wrong with HIM>.....not me.


Nothing is wrong with me mentally.

there is something wrong with Joachim and something very wrong with you Matt.

You are insane...
that is why I don't care about your opinion.

I am here for one person...
Joachim.

He had some problems....
but I leaving these messages.....because he went out of way to write the most beautiful poetry I have ever written on this board to me...
he wrote it....

remember Bill Shakespeare on here...
that was him...

he was madly in love with me....
saying it over and over again.

you can make judgements all you want about people....

you are boring people...nothing to talk about except to insult people and just talk like the usual boring stuff...

I am not interested in speaking to any of you really.....

so go away matt...go away all of you.

you are jealsou that I love Joachim....and don't give a damn about speaking to any of you.

I think he was Native of Nyc and came on here.....

this is all very crypic for people who don't know Joachim or myself...

you are outsiders...
you don't know me enough to say I need professional help...

anyway,
I am a very accepting person...and open-minded....

don't care what people think.....

also someone else came back here and said they were Leave the Capital...

so Joachim, if you are here....
are you going to leave NYC?

or will you never see my again.

If so, I have some other people I can get to know....

not on this board...

marissa, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 14:52 (seventeen years ago) link

Matt, you need professional help...

you are as sick as a dog....

I can tell...

please stop talking to me, can't you see I am not here to speak to you


I am a beautiful woman, in love with a gorgeous man...

a ten on the scale of one to ten...

YOu are not a ten....not even in words or deeds...

Joachim was a very romantic man.....

the first night I met him, he said that I was radiant....

and he was an exceptional man in reality....

He was an exceptionally sweet and sensitive man....

worth making a fool of myself for...

He wasn't just some guy.....

Joachim had some problems...

he told me that his parents had cancer....
and that he was taking care of them.....

he had some serious problems...and I don't know if the story was true....
but Joachim was suffereing from serious depression....and was not contacting me normally....
but he did contact. me....more then once of a few years.....

I am ten....you know why.....

I a true lover.....

marissa, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 14:57 (seventeen years ago) link

Thanks, Matt.

Pye Poudre, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 15:12 (seventeen years ago) link

I was not here to speak to any of you, just here leaving messages for Joachim.

Aka Bill Shakespeare.....the most romantic and loving man in the world....

the reason i know that Joachim wrote all this poetry, was the clues within the text.....

only i would know this....


you would not...

do you remember Bill Shakespeare on here?

He left endless romantic poetry here for me......

he wasn't talking about king crimson.....

I have actually never had a guy write this kind of poetry to me in my whole life....

When I first laid eyes on Joachim....
he was staring at me, when I wasn't looking....caught him....
and followed me upstairs to the balcony on the manhattan ferry side....

Something came over us..that evening....

it didn't end there.....
In the Village Voice i started to suspect that he might be leaving romantic poetry for me...

because it fit in to what was happening with me and him...
yet, I am more sure that Bill Shakespeare on here...was in fact Joachim.....

He was madly in love with me...and wanted me soon.....i printed out this poetry...

marissa, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 15:19 (seventeen years ago) link

i am not writing well, because I had four hour sleep.....

Joachim was also always reading hard copy books....
he was very literary...

marissa, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 15:21 (seventeen years ago) link

I am not coming here any longer...for good this time.

if you want to email me joachim, I will give you my phone number....


if not that is fine....
a guitist friend of mine just asked me to meet him in chicago...but i couldn't make it....

\I am still meeting different musicians....

I am sure I will find a man to love me.

Good luck with your life Joachim and thanks for the gorgesous poetry....

I wish I could thank you with a big kiss.

marissa, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 18:52 (seventeen years ago) link

I meant guitarist...i can spell..

freakvox@yahoo.com


email me if you want sweety..

I was madly in love with your persona...your beauty, grace and poetry....

marissa, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 18:53 (seventeen years ago) link

I don't want to mention his name...but I leave you with an answer....

A man who has writing me off and on for a few years...is more talented then Bela Fleck...yet isn't interested in commerical fame...
he is interested in aesthetics...

He is famous in his genre....yet happy to create beauty...
and is not obsessed with money. He is not a phony....

He invited me to his festival in Chicago...their band was the highlight of the festival...with another band...
the big show...on Saturday...
their band is exceptional....fantastic if you value beauty....

The reason he has been writing me...and perhaps Joachim has not...
I am not sure...
but I know this multi instrumentalist/vocalist is a man who is mature in his mind, and interested in beauty and culture...
He puts on no airs or very little...
He called me beautiful, sexy and talented, numbers of times through email and through the phone....
he is european...French....
He is not over-taken with emotions as the libra/scorpio...he is a virgo....

I did go on with my life, because I see very little hope involving you Joachim.
You are too distant, too cryptic...

This other man, has said that he wants to meet more then once...
he is exceptionally gifted...and famous in world music....

Now Bela is not more talented then this man....

just because someone is more famous, doesn't make them more talented...

I also think this man is more intelligent...

I also think you Joachim are very intelligent and don't know much about your talents or about you...
yet it seems that you are also gifted....
I wish you luck in your life, and if you are married now, I wish you all the happiness in the world....
she is a lucky woman...

This man that I talk to from France is doing something with his life...he is not mean, haughty, and conceited....
yet his music is superior to all the people I mentioned who are pumping themselves up with hype....

Beauty is what I consider talent....aesthetics..not just jamming out..and rocking out...

marissa, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 21:20 (seventeen years ago) link

Marissa, we should get a drink or something. You doing anything tonight?

forksclovetofu, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 21:29 (seventeen years ago) link

You guys can jam out.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 21:51 (seventeen years ago) link

you live in manhattan...

and if you like abigail washburn's music alot, then i probably nothing in common with you....

but that is o.k...some people have different tastes....

i wouldn't want to meet guy who doesn't really have similar tastes in music to myself...

everyone has different tastes.

I don't think that my taste is mainstream....

Joachim is probably a very maintream guy and why we didn't really connect....
his thinking is probably very mainstream...

and since I am not mainstream, and that is the way my mind operates....we will never meet again most likely...but I am God, I can't say for sure...

but John if that is your name....
you live very very very far from me....

I am sure there are many women close to your home that would love you...

I had four hour sleep last evening..and don't feel like going out...
hopefully tomorrow I am continue with my work...

marissa, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 22:15 (seventeen years ago) link

what gracefulness, beauty, aesthetics...

what elegant women...ahahhahah

marissa, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 22:24 (seventeen years ago) link

there's something truly hilarious about the second of those rugby photos, and I think it may have something to do with the lady on the right.

unfished business, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 22:35 (seventeen years ago) link

not interesting.

marissa, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 22:38 (seventeen years ago) link

i think I am over Joachim....
we will never see each other again, and that is o.k....

God has a plan.....
and Joachim is not meant to be with me...it appears this way.....

I can accept the will of the good God.

marissa, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 22:40 (seventeen years ago) link

whereas you, darling, have a captive audience of ones entranced with this unfolding tale of passion and unrequital

unfished business, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 22:46 (seventeen years ago) link

this is surely one of the finest non-seward image-bombs on ILX

unfished business, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 22:49 (seventeen years ago) link

OMG @ censored haka

unfished business, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 22:52 (seventeen years ago) link

forksclove is joachim

marissa, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 23:04 (seventeen years ago) link

forksclovetofu is joachim, and joachim is losing his ability to fight me off?
correct?
lol

marissa, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 23:05 (seventeen years ago) link

joachim's penis is at the forefront of his mind right now, and most likely Forksclovetofu is Joachim...from NYC.....

and he is breaking down....I think so...

marissa, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 23:06 (seventeen years ago) link

mmmmmmmmm,
maybe I am correct. The answer to you joachim, if you are forksclovetofu....

is yes....
but not tonight...
I am really feeling sick....i had four hour sleep...

but another night soon, would be great...we can sip wine and grape juice under the stars...
and under the moon....

marissa, Tuesday, 20 March 2007 23:42 (seventeen years ago) link

awesome, let's go sip some grape juice.
I have a pass from my girlfriend where you're concerned, so it's all good.

forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 04:43 (seventeen years ago) link

"joachim's penis is at the forefront of his mind right now"

so he has perfected opening his third eye.

Frogman Henry, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 05:19 (seventeen years ago) link

That freaks me out on so many levels.

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 13:47 (seventeen years ago) link

awesome, let's go sip some grape juice.
I have a pass from my girlfriend where you're concerned, so it's all good.

more games....
not email....no follow up.....and
and more games....

more cryptic messages...more things that make no sense....

no follow up....all talk and no action.....

no backbone....
hides behind the girlfriend bit to cover up his intense fears.....

lol
I doubt that you are Joachim, but then again, Joachim had male hormones...i was tempting him.....
he had the equipment for this....

anyway, if you have girlfriend, stay with her.....
I don't want to date someone who has a girlfriend.....

I have man who has been showing interest in me.....
if joachim doesn't follow through and has a girlfriend or wife...

I will soon get together with the frenchman and enjoy that excess of french kissing.

marissa, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 15:18 (seventeen years ago) link

I think a concept album needs to be written, using marissa's posts as lyrics. Entitled 'You Never Her', with such stunning tracks as 'Commerical Fame' and 'That Excess Of French Kissing'...it could be the big breakthrough she so wantonly craves!

unfished business, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 15:22 (seventeen years ago) link

honesty from Joachim is what I crave...and openess....and not on this board, but in private.

Is John Joachim?
could be...he lives in nyc, is involved with the music scene...
Joachim is a cryptic, mysterious, enigma, and a very secretive man....

O.k if you are Joachim, email me and get a ticket here....I live in such a romantic place...you would love my house....
and my two acre yard, over looking the bay and woods...
a perfect place to drink grape juice...
we have a special grape juice here....it is called, "Glendale Farms Grape Juice."
It is from upstate new york...and Certified Organic...and with NO water added...
it is exceptional juice...but with lips and eyes that Joachim posesses, the only thing that would really turn me on...is drinking the grape juice from his lips and mouth...


marissa, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 15:28 (seventeen years ago) link

What happened to Frédéric Longuet?

baaderonixx, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 15:42 (seventeen years ago) link

I am totally not Joachim Marissa. We've had this discussion before.
Is that grape juice the stuff that they sell at The Union Square Farmers Market? Cuz that shit is DOPE, no doubt. Super tasty.

forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 16:44 (seventeen years ago) link

they don't sell it in nyc....

the frenchman is a nice man, and he is a mature person.

he doesn't like abigail washburn and has good taste in music....

i think I will stick with him.....

john, I am not interested in meeting you.....

whoever wrote the poetry, i suppose it was an immature joke.

I am not interested in immature men no matter what age they are.

I didn't think you were Joachim...
he is long gone, and wasn't mature enough for me....
well, it seemed that way...but i never got to know him....

so it doesn't matter.....he wasn't a friendly or opened person.....

marissa, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:03 (seventeen years ago) link

Wait, what poetry are we talking about?

forksclovetofu, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:06 (seventeen years ago) link

if you don't know what poetry, then you didn't write it, so it is not worth talking about it...

it is past..

marissa, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Get with the program, Joe

baaderonixx, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:07 (seventeen years ago) link

Okay, seriously, fuck this. From now on I'm going back to the old policy of deleting any further Marissa threads on sight.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 21 March 2007 17:18 (seventeen years ago) link


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