Stuart Sutcliffe has been called the fifth Beatle.[4]Pete Best has been called the fifth Beatle.[6]"If anyone was the fifth Beatle, it was Brian Epstein."[2][8]George Martin has been called the fifth Beatle.[12]Neil Aspinall has been called the fifth Beatle.[16]Derek Taylor is also attributed by some to be the fifth Beatle.[17]Tony Sheridan has been referred to as the fifth Beatle.[18]American pianist Billy Preston has been referred to as the fifth Beatle.[19]Drummer Jimmie Nicol has been called the fifth Beatle.[22]Eric Clapton has been referred to as the fifth Beatle.[23]
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Sunday, 26 April 2015 03:15 (nine years ago) link
^all of these fifth Beatles can fuck off![2][4][6][8][12][16][17][18][19][22][23]
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Sunday, 26 April 2015 03:16 (nine years ago) link
haha I looked that up today too! IA thread rite?
― nults of 2 ppl don't amount to a will have beens in this crazy (wins), Sunday, 26 April 2015 03:18 (nine years ago) link
lol, I didn't even realize they were having that conversation on the IA thread. but fifth Beatles proclamations have been disturbing my peace of mind for years, and I knew there'd be a ridiculously detailed Wikipedia article about them.
― the geographibebebe (unregistered), Sunday, 26 April 2015 03:22 (nine years ago) link
lol awes
― nults of 2 ppl don't amount to a will have beens in this crazy (wins), Sunday, 26 April 2015 03:23 (nine years ago) link
Lol Murray the K not even mentioned
― sonic thedgehod (albvivertine), Sunday, 26 April 2015 03:34 (nine years ago) link
Is it me or has Beatles-related satire, or even outright hatred, never really been as funny as it could have been, given that we're dealing with the biggest band ever here?
― Master of Treacle, Sunday, 26 April 2015 04:10 (nine years ago) link
HI , HATERS
http://i.imgur.com/dV4urW7.jpg
― pplains, Sunday, 26 April 2015 04:36 (nine years ago) link
Learn to shave your neck, Ringo, and then fuck off!
― Hideous Lump, Sunday, 26 April 2015 04:46 (nine years ago) link
What kind of asshole is in THE BEATLES and blows through that unending well of cash and needs fucking SNEAKER AD MONEY
FUCK OFF
― ^^^ NOT METAL (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 26 April 2015 09:09 (nine years ago) link
PEACE AND LOVE PEACE AND LOVE
― ^^^ NOT METAL (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 26 April 2015 09:10 (nine years ago) link
I see how they help with the drumming though
https://skechersblog.files.wordpress.com/2015/03/ringo-starr-skechers_s01r_bts-0580.jpg
― StanM, Sunday, 26 April 2015 09:13 (nine years ago) link
Look how many of them you get in each pair!
http://www.abc.es/Media/201504/01/ringo-starr-SKECHERS--644x362.JPG
― StanM, Sunday, 26 April 2015 09:14 (nine years ago) link
Ringo needs two couches for one ad campaign? Fuck off.
― StanM, Sunday, 26 April 2015 09:21 (nine years ago) link
Five buttons on your jacket cuff? O-Bla-La-di-fucking-da. Fuck off.
― ^^^ NOT METAL (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Sunday, 26 April 2015 10:00 (nine years ago) link
So when Ringo made that video saying stop sending Beatles shit for him to autograph because he was busy, what he meant was 'busy appearing in ads for sneakers'?
― Hugh G. Wreckjoke (snoball), Sunday, 26 April 2015 10:10 (nine years ago) link
http://media.tumblr.com/337b5f5c1b55eec6189aab32c8832329/tumblr_inline_mqijgtJZGw1qz4rgp.jpg
― Hugh G. Wreckjoke (snoball), Sunday, 26 April 2015 10:11 (nine years ago) link
I didn't know Lulu has been called the fifth Beatle?
― StanM, Sunday, 26 April 2015 10:16 (nine years ago) link
Alonzo Tuske hates the Beatles.
― dlp9001, Sunday, 26 April 2015 11:44 (nine years ago) link
Fuck Off is surely the fifth Beatle
― yeovil knievel (NickB), Sunday, 26 April 2015 11:54 (nine years ago) link
Dusty Springfield and Tom Jones used to job share as the Fifth Beatle.http://beatlephotoblog.com/photos/2010/08/180.jpg
― Hugh G. Wreckjoke (snoball), Sunday, 26 April 2015 12:54 (nine years ago) link
Ringo could make a legit claim to being on that list of Fifth Beatles.
― pplains, Sunday, 26 April 2015 14:41 (nine years ago) link
naa na na nanananaaaaaaa nanananaaaaaa FUCK OFF!
― You’re being too simplistic and you’re insulting my poor heart (Turrican), Wednesday, 29 April 2015 22:38 (nine years ago) link
Fuck Faul (false Paul) and solo Lennon. Up with Nilsson!
― bodacious ignoramus, Wednesday, 29 April 2015 23:29 (nine years ago) link
Revolver: FUCK OFF!Magical Mystery Tour: FUCK OFF!
― You’re being too simplistic and you’re insulting my poor heart (Turrican), Friday, 1 May 2015 17:39 (nine years ago) link
I FUCKED THE WALRUS OFF!
FUCK FUCK FUCK OFF!
― You’re being too simplistic and you’re insulting my poor heart (Turrican), Friday, 1 May 2015 21:10 (nine years ago) link
fuck off beatles
― j., Friday, 1 May 2015 21:13 (nine years ago) link
Fuck Ringo for ever singing and Fuck George for not ratting out Faul.
― bodacious ignoramus, Sunday, 3 May 2015 21:31 (nine years ago) link
SAY THE WOOOOOOORD AND YOU'LL FUCK OFF!
― You’re being too simplistic and you’re insulting my poor heart (Turrican), Thursday, 7 May 2015 15:30 (nine years ago) link
I don't speak any Swedish but I like to think the lyrics translate as 'beatles beatles fuck off, yeah yeah yeah'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrFg4nyBeAE
― soref, Sunday, 10 May 2015 08:37 (nine years ago) link
These are words that go together well... FUCK right OFF!
― You’re being too simplistic and you’re insulting my poor heart (Turrican), Sunday, 7 June 2015 16:39 (nine years ago) link
I'm super annoyed by Beatles uber-fans today, so hey Beatles! Fuck off!
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Wednesday, 17 June 2015 15:07 (nine years ago) link
"I have all the British mono versions with yellow Parlophone--" AWWWWWW FUCK OFF
― fave dranko (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 18 June 2015 02:07 (nine years ago) link
http://thebeatlesneverexisted.com/
― Οὖτις, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 00:08 (eight years ago) link
Wonderful new angle on the multiple Maccas theory:
Another concern is the way he flip-flopped as to whether he had rhythm and could dance and sway to the beat of the music
― Josefa, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 17:24 (eight years ago) link
what's the code to fp a thread
― deejerk reactions (darraghmac), Wednesday, 23 September 2015 22:49 (eight years ago) link
FOC FOC FOC FOC FOCAAAAAAAA!
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-0G0fAUhlSYc/TibOVDWPDaI/AAAAAAAABz0/hRjQavf4i_g/s1600/yum.jpg
― Turrican, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 23:02 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkOpvttxohs
― PaulTMA, Wednesday, 23 September 2015 23:05 (eight years ago) link
the tragedy, of course, is that every thread that wants the Beatles to fuck off ends up being overrun by muzhiks talking about the Beatles
― OshoKosho B'Gosho (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 September 2015 05:35 (eight years ago) link
grow up shitbird
― hunangarage, Thursday, 24 September 2015 06:08 (eight years ago) link
touché
― OshoKosho B'Gosho (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 24 September 2015 06:10 (eight years ago) link
humangarbage bringin it lately
― fappy board (wins), Thursday, 24 September 2015 17:04 (eight years ago) link
pretty much the ultimate F.O. to The Beatles (and ultimate reductionist pick-apart critical approach) ~ it will make you wanna come to their defense:http://scaruffi.com/vol1/beatles.html
― Paul, Thursday, 24 September 2015 17:24 (eight years ago) link
... take your broken wings and learn to fly.
― Fields of Fat Henry (Tom D.), Thursday, 24 September 2015 17:32 (eight years ago) link
Perhaps they began to feel obsolete listening to Cream.
― Οὖτις, Thursday, 24 September 2015 17:36 (eight years ago) link
oi beatles piss off m8
― Ma$e-en-scène (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Thursday, 24 September 2015 17:54 (eight years ago) link
This old article by Piero Scaruffi has won several international awards as the most professional analysis of the career of pop group the Beatles ever written
― niels, Thursday, 24 September 2015 18:04 (eight years ago) link
man, that thing is a fuckin novella
― sleeve, Thursday, 24 September 2015 18:07 (eight years ago) link
Wings, more like Wangs
― jimmy falloff (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 26 September 2015 04:44 (eight years ago) link
scaruffi seems like an alternate-universe geir
― mookieproof, Saturday, 26 September 2015 06:25 (eight years ago) link