Our Band Could Be Your Life poll

Husker Du... probably.

... best, that is.

In order of how much of a shit I give:

Big Black
Black Flag
Minutemen
Butthole Surfers
Sonic Youth
Minor Threat
Mudhoney
Fugazi
Husker Du
Replacements
Dinosaur Jr
Mission Of Burma
Beat Happening

care about:

Minutemen
Butthole Surfers
Big Black

don't care about:

Minor Threat
Husker Du
Fugazi

I dig at least some stuff by all the others

Everything below Sonic Youth on my list basically a tie btw.

our band could be your mom

Lol

pretty burnt out on all these bands tbh. write-in vote for live skull

our band could give a fuck

if i was to choose a single album to listen to right now by any of all that lot though, it would probably be Vs.

guys i don't get the minutemen, someone explain the minutemen to me

they are definitely not my least favourite of these bands but I think Black Flag was the most disappointing gulf between how exciting Azerrad made them sound and how exciting actually listening to the records was

Live '84 is probably the best Black Flag document.

If we're talking about caring about bands, I don't really care about any of them ... Butthole Surfers probably the closest I can manage.

First issue of Forced Exposure I ever bought/read was the Mission of Burma issue, when they were already this semi-mythical disbanded band whose recs in the UK were p tough to source (apart from the live alb, for some reason.) So when they, somewhat unexpectedly, reformed AND played in England (and later Scotland) AND totally didn't suck - when, in fact, they were totally awesome - well, that kind of happy wish fulfillment doesn't happen that often in music, or in life. So Burma.

re Black Flag it's years since I read I read it but I just remember the impression of squalor and misery and the way the book made it sound like driving around America in a van with Henry Rollins and Greg Ginn was the worst thing imaginable, but that didn't really seem to translate to the records in as interesting a way as one might have hoped

Absence of meat puppets in this book still appalls me.

Butthole Surfers.

I forgot to mention Mudhoney before when I was listing the bands I didn't care about

Listen to in the present day with any frequency:
Sonic Youth
Dinosaur Jr.
Husker Du
Big Black

Used to listen to a lot, still enjoy plenty of things by them:
Fugazi

Like what I know but don't own anything:
Minutemen
Mission of Burma

Enjoy some things:
Black Flag
Butthole Surfers

Don't have much of a connection with:
Mudhoney
Replacements

Decidedly not for me*:
Beat Happening

*I would say "No just please God no someone think of the children" but ever since I stopped worrying and learned to love Neutral Milk Hotel, I don't take anything for granted.

my favorite chapters:
minutemen
dinosaur jr
butthole surfers
big black
minor threat
fugazi

i have not yet read:
mission of burma
replacements
mudhoney
beat happening

i think about doing that "perfect pencil" joke in the butthole surfers chapter to someone way too often

dinosaur jr one was hilarious to read about how much those dudes really hated each other, sounded like such a bad trip that it is astonishing that they made such good music

i don't know what it is about sonic youth but i don't have much desire to listen to them anymore, thurston is just too much of a dick and i can't handle his personality/lyrics/voice anymore

couldn't really give tuppence about their music these days, but i do appreciate beat happening's stridently non-macho presence on this list

this was every band i gave a shit about in college. the only ones i listen to with any regularity anymore are burma and fugazi, so one of them (i also think they're easily the best bands here)

have a lot of love for a lot of these bands, leaning towards fugazi for both coming in and going out like champs

mudhoney might have competed on that front if i hadn't just seen mark arm's uniqlo aad

(Voted for SY obv.)

not saying i begrudge mark getting an easy buck per se, just that it takes you out of the running against fugazi on the "going out like a champ" front

I was going to say "don't tell me Evol is macho" but then I considered whether killing California girls and firing an exploding load into the milkmaid maidenhead might complicate that.

couldn't really give tuppence about their music these days, but i do appreciate beat happening's stridently non-macho presence on this list

and obv. there's the almost complete absence women here (kim, kira, teresa, heather from beat happening - is that it?), could of had the likes of scrawl, ut, fire party, throwing muses, babes in toyland...

I've never even heard of 3 out of 5 of those bands

personally would have LOVED a scrawl chapter - or really i'd love to read a book about scrawl. as much as i love the book i do think it makes too straight a line from punk to nirvana - a lot of the quirkier alt stuff got pushed aside, some due to distribution technicalities (i.e. babes and muses were distributed by majors by their second albums) but i think also due to a goal TO explain how punk became nirvana

^^^ yes, a Scrawl chapter would've been great.

and the fact remains that groups that AREN'T needed to explain how a Mabuhay Gardens mosh-pit became a Cow Palace moshpit - i.e. Mission Of Burma - are pretty dude-band

Descending order of shit-givance, from "still listen to on a regular basis" all the way down to "loathe":
Mudhoney
Black Flag
Dinosaur Jr
Minor Threat
Fugazi
Minutemen
Mission Of Burma
Husker Du
Sonic Youth
Replacements

Bands I've never heard:
Butthole Surfers (excepting the radio song from the mid-90s)
Big Black
Beat Happening

Sorely missing chapters:
Meat Puppets
Camper Van Beethoven

Apparently, I blocked out Minor Threat when making my list, which is actually fairly apropos to how I feel about them.

the thing I remember most from the Minutement chapter is Mike Watt's account of meeting D Boon for the first time in a park when they both were kids, and being amazed at all these funny jokes and stories Boon was telling, apparently off the top of his head, then later realising that they were Jack Benny routines he had memorised (or possibly another old-timey comedian? does anyone remember?)

oh, and Boon literally falling out of a tree to land next to him, and that being how they met

Sonic Youth
Butthole Surfers
Dinosaur Jr
Big Black
Mission Of Burma
Beat Happening
Husker Du
Minor Threat
Replacements
Fugazi
Black Flag
Minutemen
Mudhoney

i like beat happening (esp. black candy) but can see why people hate them

or possibly another old-timey comedian? does anyone remember?

It was George Carlin

who in their right mind would single out Mission Of Burma as the "dude-band" on this list

come on

Best/funniest thing about the book = the ghost of REM hovering in the background

I have liked all these bands at various points. In order of most liked to least on record.

Sonic Youth
Big Black
Mission Of Burma
Husker Du
Dinosaur Jr
Minutemen
Minor Threat
Mudhoney
Fugazi
Replacements
Beat Happening
Black Flag
Butthole Surfers

I also enjoy and still listen to all of these bands except the Butthole Surfers

I also enjoy and still listen to all of these bands except the Butthole Surfers Replacements

Minor Threat chapter is my favorite, I don't think there has been anything else written about them w/that amount of detail

a Throwing Muses chapter would've been terrific

The Wipers should of been in there but of course they were an outlier in history until old saint Kurt shined the light upon everybody.

(from what i've read at least. i don't know if they were ever in competition/cahoots with any of these bands)

I've always liked the idea of Black Flag, and I still get a kick out of The First Four Years, but they're just not that good.

Calvin Johnson is a creep and Beat Happening is cloying bullshit.

I've barely listened to Mudhoney or Fugazi. I admire and enjoy all the other bands to varying degrees, but there's only one I adore. Huskers win.

peak value for me are Husker, Mats and Minutemen, SY for longevity. MoB excellent but essentially b4 my time.

prob HD if i must

saw all of em live but for Minor Threat, tho B Flag was late ('86?)

Saw Sonic Youth ('92, opening for Neil Young), Butthole Surfers ('90 headlining, then '91 at Lollapalooza) and Mudhoney ('89, as described above).

I would probably have cut the Mudhoney and possibly the Minor Threat chapters.

Minor Threat chapter is not the most thrilling in the book, but it adds another traditional hardcore band, tells the story of a fertile non-LA HC scene, and gets in "Dischord and the importance of independent labels" stuff as well.

That said, Azerrad probably could have done a chapter on Bad Brains and accomplished basically the same thing, though I don't know if they fit his "independently released" criteria.

I liked the Mudhoney chapter because, more than the other chapters, it's less about a band and more about the entire scene they were apart of, plus it has the increasing realization among the players involved that the whole scene was on the verge of becoming a major moneymaker.

Saw Sonic Youth ('92, opening for Neil Young)

Pretty sure that was 1991 (unless Neil had them open the mostly-acoustic Harvest Moon tour, which I seriously doubt).

I saw them -- SY & NY -- on that '91 tour, and it was brilliant. It was the third time I'd seen Sonic Youth in four months -- saw them in November '90 headlining, in December opening for Public Enemy, and in February '91 opening for Neil and Crazy Horse.

During their set, a grizzled older boomer next to me said, "You like this shit?!" I said, "Yeah, it's just like Crazy Horse, but faster!" He paused for a minute, then smiled and said, "Yeah, I guess you're right!"

saw last Minutemen NYC gig (Oct '85) w/ SY opening

'89-93 are a blur. I saw so many shows back then...

I liked the Mudhoney chapter because, more than the other chapters, it's less about a band and more about the entire scene they were apart of, plus it has the increasing realization among the players involved that the whole scene was on the verge of becoming a major moneymaker

Yes, but he's already done this in his Nirvana book.

If anything, he's selling Mudhoney short (I don't think their 'story' is as interesting as 2/3rd of this book, but anyway).

Two MacKaye chapters is overkill. Sonically, he really that interesting when detailing the actual music involved (Bob Mould is ten times the hardcore guitarist Lyle Preslar is)

he really 'isn't' that interesting

I'll agree that MacKaye isn't interesting enough for two chapters, honestly I'd probably cut the Fugazi one, since so much of Fugazi's strongest work is outside of the time period of the book (though I guess you could make an argument that it should be included because it represents the continued spirit of the 80s "underground")

I do think the book is better for having two bands whose most famous work is meat-and-potatoes hardcore. It gives a chance to emphasize the city-by-city scenes of kids inspired to start bands. Otherwise it'd just immediately jump to the all the bands that were outliers for being more arty or melodic or jammy.

Also it'd be weird to write a book about hardcore punk and what came out of it and not include the early 80s DC scene. Like I said upthread, a Bad Brains chapter would have accomplished the same thing, though I legitimately don't know if their recordings fit the criteria that Azerrad used as far as independent labels/distribution.

As far as the Nirvana book, I have never read it, I'll take your word that it makes a lot of the Mudhoney chapter redundant.

Is Jess' review of this for Freaky Trigger still around? I'd dig it up via archive.org, but that's blocked in China ...

Surprised this book's become as canonical as it has considering the defects - whole bunch of Guangzhou musicians I know have read it, and find Beat Happening p.inspirational.

absolutely baffles me that everyone around here loves the Huskers and hates Black Flag.
I'm guessing that's related to one Greg Ginn.

Faves: MoB, Huskers, Mats, Big Black, Raymond Pettibon.

I like Black Flag especially the marquee 84 gig, but do like that whole heavy as rock grinding thing they were doing around that time and the Chuck Dukowski version of that material too.

Shakey, you need to hear My War, jesus. At least side 2. I can leave everything bf did after that.

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Re: later Black Flag stuff, My War is def worth hearing but I like In My Head even more

Realize this won't be a popular vote, but I saw a ton of Replacements shows in their first few years. Loved 'em more than anything else on this list by far.

Like:
Sonic Youth
Beat Happening
Dino Jr
The Replacements
Big Black
Fugazi
Husker Du

Dislike:
Black Flag

Even heard enough:
Mudhoney
Butthole Surfers
Minor Threat
Mission Of Burma
Minutemen

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100+ votes is pretty good turnout

Poor calvin

yeah i'm fine w/ beat happening, enough time has passed, but there was no way in hell i was voting beat happening. that said calvin is the hero of this book. voted fugazi as that's the one i'm by far most likely to listen to nowadays, would guess sonic youth is the one i've listened to most (over husker du) but that's mainly sheer volume of releases. except for mudhoney, beat happening, and i guess butthole surfers (all of whom i like)(like those first few butthole surfers way more than any mudhoney or beat happening, they just fell off pretty hard and became supertiresome in general for me), i love every group up there.

I think this book would have been improved with some levity towards the end - I would possibly have made some room for Camper Van Beethoven, for example. Sonically, there's some 'spirit of punk' right there (compared to one or two groups who talked the talk but sounded not unlike everyone else)

Ian MacKaye's problem with T&G ("they were the ones who smoked cigars and ate ribs") - what's that about? It seemed like a contemporaneous interview.

wasn't T&G was pretty well respected? i thought i heard they uniformly did 50/50 recording contracts with bands

maybe that's not that great, idk

i wonder if ian mackaye has ever had a conversation with paul westerberg about the proper performance state of mind

I always took that "cigars and ribs" remark as reflecting a pretty clear culture clash between the Dischord wing of steadfast DIYism and the T&G/Albini/"pigfuck" wing. It's easy to imagine that the guy who wrote the lyrics to "Suggestion" might look askance at the part of the scene that plays host to a band called Rapeman.

It's also a working class midwest mindset vs. activist/political east coast mindset.

Trying to think which of the midwest punk/indie bands of the era ever got political. Not the Effigies, Naked Raygun, Big Black, Jesus Lizard, Killdozer ...

Effigies 'We're Da Machine' is v pointedly political

but yeah there was an avoidance of hectoring or anything that might resemble it in nearly all cases

toxic reasons?

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