ILM's TOP 77 TRACKS of 2015

I like how XTC becomes kind of feral-sounding at the end

okay yeah the vocal sample being used a 2nd time is really unnecessary

Agreed on the sample.

This single's bside is super cool. Better than XTC imo.

cheekbones

― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, January 18, 2016 10:45 AM (1 hour ago)

learning about alfred's taste in men is always a nice little sub-narrative in these results threads

no flex zone!

UNLEASH… THE CARLYYYYYYYYYY

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64 CARLY RAE JEPSEN "Making the Most of the Night" (206 points, 6 votes, 1 first-place vote)
Pitchfork - DNP / P&J - 233 / Youtube

iirc that's the best crj

this one wasn't even a standout to me on the record

I had a week in July when I'd gel my hair singing MTMOTN and going HEY into the mirror.

That Koze track is tremendous!

The best CRJ track didn't get nommed :(

This one is still great though

good song :)

i kept my crj track votes to the singles since i figured i'd just be complicit in the absurd vote splitting otherwise

HIJACK U

this song is not as amazing as "Black Heart" or "When I Needed You" but it is very amazing

Dj Koze is the cool dj/producer already cool djs/producers use to remix their songs but as a songwriter/producer he still feels so underrated to me. I know he's probably making music for a niche audience but I keep expecting him to break into wider recognition. He has kept a consistent quality in his releases/sets/remixes for more than a decade and he has a very recognisable style.

I just listened to the DJ Koze song but I didn't notice it playing :(

I heard Michael Mayer drop XTC at Glastonbury and it was instantaneously both enhanced and ruined by my friend asking if the vocal sample was Margaret Thatcher.

lol

So is this guy like the son of Mike Flowers? He sounds like him.

― Tuomas, Monday, January 18, 2016 4:41 PM (2 hours ago)

Genuine world-class deadpan here.

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63 ALESSIA CARA "Here" (206 points, 7 votes, 1 first-place vote)
Pitchfork - 32 / P&J - 18 / Youtube

this song recently earned some chatter in the rolling worst songs 2015 thread so let the bickering begin :D

ps i voted!

oh huh

I don't know what to think of it. I gave it a middling score in June but it sounds cool on the radio.

ow wow i hate this song. she just keeps going on and on in with that same cadence and it never ends.

i voted for that! i like it. it's a fun song and at least a couple of my friends say it's their "anthem" of 2015 (idk, #FOMO or whatever). i still can't conjure it in my mind without accidentally hearing Hell Is Around The Corner, though.

xp i think the consistent cadence is one of my favourite parts!

not FOMO, FOGO.

I think some of the lines in here are cringe-worthy but at the same time hell yes do I identify with the punchline of "I'll be over here". Didn't even consider voting for this and the only thing I remember about her other songs is that I don't remember them, but yeah.. some on the nose introvert pop going big actually does feel kinda good.

It's a bit like hearing a really self-involved teenager talk at you at a party, but that's sort of endearing in a way? I reserve the right to disown this opinion when she turns into this generation's Kate Nash.

Using that sample is kind of a cop-out but we're talking about a singer literally young enough to have been played Glory Box in the womb so I'll let her off.

I literally just heard this for the first time the other day when we were listening to the radio in the car; I liked it primarily because I was mentally singing Glory Box and Hell Is Around The Corner over it.

This was my #1, but I just love bland MOR pop in general for some reason.

as if she's not entitled to have a song using the same sample as glory box if she hasn't heard it before lol

I cannot fn stand this new wave of singers w/ that Dave Matthews vocal affectation where it sounds like they're singing every vowel as an "ah" sound w/ their mouth open v v wide (Alessia Cara, Hailee Steinfeld, Clean Bandit/Jess Glynne, etc, etc)

do we have a name for this trend yet?

oh this was the glory box one

fucksake

"Here" is basically kidz bop trip hop. sounds like an executive slammed their fist on the table and said "Lorde is platinum! BRING ME MORE DARIA TYPES!" but it's not bad, just kinda smh.

I cannot fn stand this new wave of singers w/ that Dave Matthews vocal affectation where it sounds like they're singing every vowel as an "ah" sound w/ their mouth open v v wide (Alessia Cara, Hailee Steinfeld, Clean Bandit/Jess Glynne, etc, etc)

do we have a name for this trend yet?

― police patrol felt the smell of smoke and found that goat burns (Stevie D(eux)), Monday, January 18, 2016 2:30 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Progressive Winehouse? Deschanel Vowel Syndrome?

this song is very young/juvenile to be sure but its perspective is more observant than anything i've heard from lorde

I had this big theory planned out about how this song is what happens when the children of first-generation British rave kids grow up and go to stage school, and then I found out she's actually Canadian.

Using that sample is kind of a cop-out but we're talking about a singer literally young enough to have been played Glory Box in the womb so I'll let her off.

born in 96 appaz, too young for that

i'd never heard it before and it definitely wasn't what i was expecting. the song felt very sellotaped over the sample but maybe that's bc i know "glory box" too well?

"making the most of the night" ended up my fav CRJ by some way, fucking love how the drums SNAP on top and patter underneath it

think dj koze is very overrated by critics and would not be a fan of hearing that sample if i was actually on e, but it's otherwise fine, just not really a standout for any reason

still disapprove of kendrick (and kanye) using dancehall mcs for ~gravitas~ and then not crediting them

also i roll my eyes now at ppl who think they're above whatever party they're at but i imagine i'd have been well into it when i was 19

her vocal is very...insistent and foregrounded, that took me by surprise, imagined something less in-yr-face

i certainly still end up at parties where i feel like that & i'm not 19 anymore

I voted for The Blacker The Berry and I think it's too low (not that Kendrick needs any more love really), but I would have voted Assassin's 'Bad' higher if I'd remembered to nominate it. Str8 banger.

xp - on nye i almost went to a party where i would have felt like that but someone sent me a photo at 11pm and i was like "well that was close"

it was 6 people, 5 were looking at their phones, and cards against humanity was involved

i was *this close* to going too

still disapprove of kendrick (and kanye) using dancehall mcs for ~gravitas~ and then not crediting them

― cher guevara (lex pretend), Monday, January 18, 2016 2:37 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

yeah that's a terrible trend. also "Blacker The Berry" contains the album's most questionable lyrics (the vaguely 'what about black on black crime' ending) and its most uninteresting crowd-pleasing 'token banger' production, so it's really one of the last songs from TPAB i'd vote for.

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62 TY DOLLA $IGN FT. BABYFACE "Solid" (210 points, 6 votes)
Pitchfork - DNP / P&J - DNP / Youtube

"here" was prob my least favorite pop song of the year, just something really nagging about both the sentiment and the melody

i hate that "ooh Ty got Babyface on his album!" got more attention than an actual Babyface album

i like "solid" a lot ... i think it's fun that ty made an acoustic ratchet r&b song but there's better songs on that album

lex otm about that Glory Box song. if you're going to do that, at least do something interesting over the top. every time I hear people talk about 'introverts', I think about this http://the-toast.net/2014/11/10/sorry-murdered-everyone-im-introvert/
We get it, you'd rather be in bed with a book than at this party. Guess what, I like reading too.