Musicians you would really punch in the face

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'ilm: i want to hurt famous black people and non-famous totally unknown indie musicians'

trife (simon_tr), Sunday, 8 June 2003 19:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

Michael Jackson's black?

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 8 June 2003 19:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

well this thread is fucking appaling.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 8 June 2003 20:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

yeah im writing to my mp

Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 8 June 2003 20:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

that's even worse!

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Sunday, 8 June 2003 20:30 (twenty-one years ago) link

i love how all the indie celebs are like conceited sellout types who want to be big rockstars and so ilm thinks theyre abandoning their roots or some bullshit like that, but the rappers rnb singers etc named are just rappers and rnb singers!!! their crime is being successful!!!

trife (simon_tr), Sunday, 8 June 2003 20:35 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yeah, I'm very jealous of P. Diddy, you got me, trife. Have you ever listened to any Dave Matthews?

Millar (Millar), Sunday, 8 June 2003 20:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

its like ilm is mark fuhrman and yo look out jay z is driving while black!!!

trife (simon_tr), Sunday, 8 June 2003 20:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

Are you suggesting, trife, that Jay Z is not a "conceited sellout types who want to be big rockstars"? That sounds pretty accurate to me.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Sunday, 8 June 2003 20:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

ILM in big collection of envious bigots shocker, trife?

Millar (Millar), Sunday, 8 June 2003 20:42 (twenty-one years ago) link

theres not the same reaction to jay 'selling out' because i doubt millar or whoever was a reasonable doubt head who still wants him to be gritty, its the p diddy thing too, their history doesnt matter for shit to you because theyre 'selling out' by not being marginalized and poor!!

trife (simon_tr), Sunday, 8 June 2003 20:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

and millar i never said anything about jealousy or envy so stop trying to bring that, i know youre not envious of puffy i mean come on hes COLORED

trife (simon_tr), Sunday, 8 June 2003 20:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

p diddy is going back to being marginalised and poor to make iffy house records

Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 8 June 2003 20:57 (twenty-one years ago) link

Okay trife you got me there! Ha ha! Boy did I feel stupid when I found out Carl Craig and Derrick May were BLACK, I sure did want to punch them in the face!

Millar (Millar), Sunday, 8 June 2003 21:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

not famous

trife (simon_tr), Sunday, 8 June 2003 21:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

this is sub trifean at best.

Ronan (Ronan), Sunday, 8 June 2003 21:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

yeah trife stick around, in the late show we hate on gay people too

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 9 June 2003 00:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

the datsuns aren't sellouts, they were always shit. i wanted to punch them BEFORE they were all over england's tits. only difference is they got a stylist now. i can't believe they need someone to choose their denim for them!

di smith (lucylurex), Monday, 9 June 2003 00:15 (twenty-one years ago) link

in the past week the only thread on ilm to mention puffy or em or 50 or jay z is this one, when you only trot out these artists for a useless beatdown thread it starts to seem a little like racial profiling!! puffy hasnt even had a hit in years, hes not there for himself hes there as a symbol for rap that white people shouldnt like

trife (simon_tr), Monday, 9 June 2003 00:28 (twenty-one years ago) link

yawn.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 9 June 2003 00:31 (twenty-one years ago) link

trife Alex is right. Puffy isn't a symbol of anything except lame, unimaginative, f**kin' not-real-in-any-Goddamn-sense-of-the-word-except-the-one-that-means-"yes,-it-exists"
shitty ass gives-a-bad-name-to-a-good-genre rap. Calling Puffy's records "rap" does the whole genre a terrible disservice. I saw him on the Regis
Philbin show doin' his "I want a girl who's there for me" song and it was just painful. It's not "racist" to fucking loathe Puffy. It's just good sense.

Sorry to get all emo but this is the second time you've played this card today

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 9 June 2003 02:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

I mean, I don't notice you calling misogyny when two guys talk about how one's gonna hold Avril Lavigne down while the other one beats her...oh, wait, that's right, racism=bad, sexism=not something to worry about

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 9 June 2003 02:13 (twenty-one years ago) link

Jesus Christ what do you want should I start a thread called 'RAPPERS I WOULD NEVER DREAM OF PUNCHING IN THE FACE?' I've got quite a list. Is it so wrong then to call out the rappers I don't like? What the fuck. I knew when I started this thread it would get all 'if you don't have anything to nice to say' boo-hooey, which is why I prefaced it with a comment about the fact that I don't really have any musicians that fit the thread description anymore. Whatever. Please remain on the smug pedestal and rain down yr righteous indignation, it's almost as productive as the rest of this thread.

Millar (Millar), Monday, 9 June 2003 02:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

mention puffy or em or 50 or jay z is this one, when you only trot out these artists for a useless beatdown thread it starts to seem a little like racial profiling!!

Which one of these things doesn't belong here? (hint: coughthesecondonecough)

BTW, I hate gays and blacks equally.

oops (Oops), Monday, 9 June 2003 02:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

don't forget women and the disabled

electric sound of jim (electricsound), Monday, 9 June 2003 02:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

Yes, I think their food is running low...gotta go refill the vats. Thanks Jim!

oops (Oops), Monday, 9 June 2003 02:58 (twenty-one years ago) link

: ( i love p diddy

trife (simon_tr), Monday, 9 June 2003 03:04 (twenty-one years ago) link

that's not our fault

Millar (Millar), Monday, 9 June 2003 03:07 (twenty-one years ago) link

: ( i love p diddy

and I love you, and you know it, too, but your conviction that white ppl not liking aboveground rap=white ppl revealing their secret racist hearts!!! needs serious reexamination. My hatred of Puffy isn't 'cause he's a convenient stand-in for stuff I don't like, it's cause back when he was all over the charts, listening to pop radio/watching MTV or its various equivalents became a fucking chore because I couldn't stand all that uncreative, dull recycling of songs under the guise of "sampling." You gotta give people the benefit of the doubt & take 'em at their word: people might just wanna punch Puffy in the face 'cause they think he sucks.

Oh yeah and there was the whole "I am no longer Puff Daddy, now I am P. Diddy" thing, which merits as much ridicule as the world can spare

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 9 June 2003 03:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

I believe I have now become a musician whom Trife would punch in the face ;)

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 9 June 2003 03:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

physically attacking a bunch of black people = racist

physically attacking a bunch of black people who make 'bad' music = not racist

also he was diddy was before the namechange, he used it all over no way out!!

My hatred of Puffy isn't 'cause he's a convenient stand-in for stuff I don't like, it's cause back when he was all over the charts, listening to pop radio/watching MTV or its various equivalents became a fucking chore because I couldn't stand all that uncreative, dull recycling of songs under the guise of "sampling."

this statement makes no sense!! the second half merely reaffirms the first part you deny!! 'i hate modern hiphop--puffy is a representative of modern hiphop--i hate puffy' (or the even less convincing conclusion '--puffy is not a representative of modern hiphop')

trife (simon_tr), Monday, 9 June 2003 03:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

agree re: punchability but that's why he's got so many guns around him, he's not stupid

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 9 June 2003 03:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

trife, you may have had a point if every person listed here was black. But most of them aren't. Are we to pretend we like all black acts just cuz they're black and we feel guilty from slavery?
No one here is 'physically attacking a bunch of black people' or 'physically attacking a bunch of black people who make 'bad' music'. We are simply attacking PEOPLE. The only person here to whom race is a factor is you.

oops (Oops), Monday, 9 June 2003 04:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

i cant imagine anyone hating puffy except if because they were racist!!

trife (simon_tr), Monday, 9 June 2003 04:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

c'mon the i need a girl remix was fucking great.

and all that biggie stuff you love j0hn? straight puffy productions.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Monday, 9 June 2003 04:48 (twenty-one years ago) link

and all this "he steals other artists" bullshit? c'mon its not like STING'S artistic integrity needs preservation or something, not to mention which critics flipped when the Fugees did it worse.

badboys 4 life was great too.

Sterling Clover (s_clover), Monday, 9 June 2003 04:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

His production on "You Gets No Love" kills everything ever, and "Bad Boy For Life" is one of the best rock songs of 2001, but he still has a face that needs punching, so does Eminem, so does Kobe Bryant. They're all at the top of their game but they all seem so cocky about it = punchable punchable punchable

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 9 June 2003 05:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

Sterling you've got me confused with somebody else, I like Biggie fine but only own one album of his and generally I'm the guy saying "Biggie's overrated" in a room full of ppl goin' "oh Biggie, best MC ever" etc

trife, here's what you said upthread:

in the past week the only thread on ilm to mention puffy or em or 50 or jay z is this one, when you only trot out these artists for a useless beatdown thread it starts to seem a little like racial profiling!! puffy hasnt even had a hit in years, hes not there for himself hes there as a symbol for rap that white people shouldnt like

so I was responding to that. Despite your multiple exclamation points, it is perfectly possible (even rational!) to hate Puffy because one thinks his music is ass & he couldn't write a lyric if his life depended on it. His records are ass. His production skills, whatever. The records he takes lead on suck bone. Period. As Sterling points out, he has appalling taste in music ("Every Breath You Take" is worth biting? JESUS), and his "sampling" is just such dull use of the medium. I NEVER SAID "oh he steals other people's stuff." I said that the way he did it is BORING. And it is.

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 9 June 2003 12:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

I threw a punch at one member of Sum 41.

Jon Williams (ex machina), Monday, 9 June 2003 12:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

I've implied violence towards members of Jimmie's Chicken Shack

Travis Angel (Travis Angel), Monday, 9 June 2003 12:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

Trife, I like you bro, but this "____ would punch Puffy = ______ is a racist" is the weakest argument I've heard not come from the mouth of Rush Limbaugh. I hate Puffy cuz he's a fucking god-awful horrible weak-like-a-stream-of-squirrel's-piss-flow-having rapper who has raped-with-a-switchblade some of my favorite recordings of the past 25+ years.

nickalicious (nickalicious), Monday, 9 June 2003 13:02 (twenty-one years ago) link

....I can't understand what makes a man hit another man, help me understand....

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 9 June 2003 13:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

trife note that nick didn't say he was against sampling, only that Diddy sucks at it

J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Monday, 9 June 2003 13:06 (twenty-one years ago) link

I don't like Puffy's music, but he's awesome! He's like Sinatra, and has made Ashton Kutcher his bitch.

I honestly can't think of any musician I'd like to punch; I accidentally ended up shoving Damon Albarn once and since he is my most hated that was satisfying enough.

Nicole (Nicole), Monday, 9 June 2003 13:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

If Puffy is like Sinatra, I'm the Ayatolah.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 9 June 2003 13:14 (twenty-one years ago) link

Exactly.

Nicole (Nicole), Monday, 9 June 2003 13:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

I am not a violent person but what frustrates me the most is all of these self-professed "artists" and "liberals" who spend all their riches on cheesy nouv.-riche McMansions out in the burbs. I know they want their privacy and all but...

I am not a big fan of Moby, but after my limited viewings of Cribs, I respect him a lot for still staying in the City.

The worst offenders are: Hollywood people who seem to care a lot about the victimized around the world, but probably dont ever step down from the hills to do anything about it at home (NB I finished City of Quartz a month ago and am still naseuous.) I am more unusure of how to feel about rappers, as some have made their money decalaiming the opressive police state in the ghetto and then they escape behind gated communities once they get famous. Either they didnt learn anything or know too much.

Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Monday, 9 June 2003 13:41 (twenty-one years ago) link

He's like Sinatra, and has made Ashton Kutcher his bitch.

I need clarification on these points.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 June 2003 13:56 (twenty-one years ago) link

vic chesnutt (or whatever his name is)
& i am joking.
so who here has been punched in the face?


kephm, Monday, 9 June 2003 14:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

I have been punched in the face.

kate (kate), Monday, 9 June 2003 14:22 (twenty-one years ago) link


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