seems less awful than generic, tho i had to bail after the first chorus
― the world over the crotch. (contenderizer), Tuesday, 7 June 2016 04:33 (eight years ago) link
it's a bit better than those sort of child star vanity singles usually are but that's not saying much
― ufo, Tuesday, 7 June 2016 04:43 (eight years ago) link
I don't have a YouTube embed, and it's not a single or anything, but the Kirk Hammett/James Hetfield version of "The Star-Spangled Banner" I just watched (Game 4 of the Stanley Cup playoffs) definitely deserves memorialization here.
― Don Van Gorp, midwest regional VP, marketing (誤訳侮辱), Monday, June 6, 2016 8:26 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Here ya go, but it's positively beautiful compared to Flea's attempt last month.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tn-vFVik6Q4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8itum6etNcM
― how's life, Tuesday, 7 June 2016 08:24 (eight years ago) link
flea looks 100 years old
― wizzz! (amateurist), Thursday, 9 June 2016 03:18 (eight years ago) link
Surprised that this song had been out since April and yet hasn't shown up on here:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Q7FdMFWFxY
I couldn't even make it through the whole thing.
― MarkoP, Thursday, 9 June 2016 23:13 (eight years ago) link
aw cmon that's kind of cute, kind of
― imago, Thursday, 9 June 2016 23:28 (eight years ago) link
musically it's pretty ok imo
― who is extremely unqualified to review this pop album (BradNelson), Thursday, 9 June 2016 23:32 (eight years ago) link
i made it through the whole thing at least
― imago, Thursday, 9 June 2016 23:35 (eight years ago) link
Nah, MarkoP OTM--this is garbage. Between Halsey's "New Americana" and this, is millennial nostalgia already becoming a thing?
― rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Friday, 10 June 2016 02:37 (eight years ago) link
big guitar sounds SO MUCH like asia's "heat of the moment" (appropriate for the "grew up on MTV" line)
― the world over the crotch. (contenderizer), Friday, 10 June 2016 03:45 (eight years ago) link
don't hate it, though i feel i should
― the world over the crotch. (contenderizer), Friday, 10 June 2016 03:46 (eight years ago) link
Beck track would be pretty dope if they had removed all mics from the studio while recording
― alpine static, Friday, 10 June 2016 06:37 (eight years ago) link
Nah, MarkoP OTM--this is garbage. Between Halsey's "New Americana" and this, is millennial nostalgia already becoming a thing?― rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Thursday, June 9, 2016 10:37 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalin
― rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Thursday, June 9, 2016 10:37 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalin
There was another piece of shit just like this in the last year or two by a late 90s/early 2000s band. I'm struggling to think of it right now, but it's probably in one of the predecessor threads.
― how's life, Friday, 10 June 2016 11:31 (eight years ago) link
Like a Nickleback or Lighthouse kinda band.
― how's life, Friday, 10 June 2016 11:33 (eight years ago) link
This?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Robi0Kp-zs
― MarkoP, Friday, 10 June 2016 13:37 (eight years ago) link
good charlotte song reminded me of that one marianas trench song, "here's to the zeroes" or something. which i haven't heard more than once so maybe i don't actually remember what it sounds like
― who is extremely unqualified to review this pop album (BradNelson), Friday, 10 June 2016 13:41 (eight years ago) link
No, that wasn't it, but we can add it to the list. I think we've got a whole genre here!
We still argue about who's betterElton John or Billy JoelWe still wonder if Kurt reallyWrote the song she sang in Hole
O_O
― how's life, Friday, 10 June 2016 13:43 (eight years ago) link
I couldnt make out many the words but something so horrific emanating out of one of the offices
"I'm lonely...
uh huh huh huh huh huh huh huh"
I feel really upset at this horrible music, don't they think about other people?
― saer, Friday, 17 June 2016 22:16 (eight years ago) link
?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrZZfaDp02o
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Friday, 17 June 2016 22:27 (eight years ago) link
It wasnt that, hopefully I never hear it again and it remains a mystery
― saer, Saturday, 18 June 2016 10:29 (eight years ago) link
Playlist updated to now; I dare you to get through all two and a half hours. Now with 5% Meghan Trainor!
ILM's Rolling Worst Songs 2016 Spotify Playlist
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Sunday, 19 June 2016 23:09 (eight years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AQ44nPrRTM
― volumetric god rays (DJP), Thursday, 23 June 2016 19:36 (eight years ago) link
I have been staying off the "new Ghostbusters looks like it is hot garbage" bandwagon because of how much I like the stars and want it to succeed but this song is appalling and making me want to set the entire enterprise on fire
― volumetric god rays (DJP), Thursday, 23 June 2016 19:38 (eight years ago) link
ilikeit
― oculus lump (contenderizer), Friday, 24 June 2016 00:58 (eight years ago) link
oh yay now ghostbusters is a gatorade commercial
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 24 June 2016 03:21 (eight years ago) link
hate to say it but the Missy verse might be the most depressing bit
― a serious and fascinating fartist (Simon H.), Friday, 24 June 2016 03:39 (eight years ago) link
(i'm not afraid)
run dmc got more than 16 bars on ghostbusters pt. II, kind of weird to me that this isn't missy feat. fallout boy, right?
― it's sort of a layered stunt (sheesh), Friday, 24 June 2016 04:16 (eight years ago) link
fuuuuuuck, that is a strong contender for worst song i've heard this year and a stronger contender for "what is 2016" for $500 alexand here comes the missy verse. this makes "nightmare on my street" sound hard
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Friday, 24 June 2016 05:10 (eight years ago) link
The only surprise here is the weirdly dated sound of this thing. Like, I'm hearing a lot more late 90s-style suckage than 2016-style suckage.
― rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Friday, 24 June 2016 21:21 (eight years ago) link
There is a new crime, I am working in a cafe and there is a song called get you back by mayer hawthorne. I have a very specific picture in my head of two people in orange and yellow tshirts, there might be big festival hats, its really bad and i am having feelings of anxiety, churning inside
― saer, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 21:27 (eight years ago) link
No more jester nihilism!
― saer, Wednesday, 29 June 2016 21:28 (eight years ago) link
If it's any consolation, he's about to be crushed by a giant orange.
It doesn't sound that bad to me, but on repeat at work it would be terrible. Especially the Falling Down the Stairs sound effect, and the line "I got on a plane to my Emmy".
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrPLAH04ILY
Interestingly, the Missy/Fall Out Boy song was finished before they even knew about the movie reboot.
― sbahnhof, Saturday, 2 July 2016 05:40 (eight years ago) link
death team discovers the '90s (n.b.: this may actually belong in another thread) https://soundcloud.com/deathteam/jump-1
― a self-reinforcing downward spiral of male-centric indie (katherine), Tuesday, 5 July 2016 12:14 (eight years ago) link
Playlist is updated.
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Monday, 11 July 2016 16:27 (eight years ago) link
i guess this is just what she /does/ now -- meaningless empowerment anthems
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFIIMEe2Ht0
― wizzz! (amateurist), Saturday, 16 July 2016 02:02 (eight years ago) link
Katy Perry is a walking emoticon that means U R IMPORTANT
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Saturday, 16 July 2016 02:59 (eight years ago) link
More like "O-lame-pics" amirite
(XP) Why would Death Team ever not belong in this thread? This is their home. Even if that song is better than their previous ones. Less worse, anyway. If the Beatles were still together now, that's what they'd write instead of "Hello, Goodbye".
I was wondering whether anyone in my fatherland had made any god-awful songs about Brexit. For your sake, please, FFS, don't wonder about that.
― sbahnhof, Saturday, 16 July 2016 03:03 (eight years ago) link
Because I think I saw someone defend it somewhere (and also because it sucks)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsUWK-fixiA
― rhymes with "blondie blast" (cryptosicko), Wednesday, 20 July 2016 19:55 (eight years ago) link
every generation gets the song it deserves
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OrK6QxS_ZRk
― a self-reinforcing downward spiral of male-centric indie (katherine), Tuesday, 26 July 2016 06:19 (eight years ago) link
Ima wake up to my nakedness Cause I'm walkin' on the beat yeah
All the kids are wakin' upAnd they're naked when the beat drops
― how's life, Tuesday, 26 July 2016 11:37 (eight years ago) link
Goddamn.
― how's life, Tuesday, 26 July 2016 11:38 (eight years ago) link
― sbahnhof, Saturday, 16 July 2016 15:03 Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Well, if you leave out songs by actual Ukip supporters (which are really overqualified itt)...
...it's still pretty bad. That Stereophonics guy will have to take some of the blame for the referendum result smdh
https://youtu.be/ciSo524vIEIhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciSo524vIEI
https://youtu.be/Ur7_jT-obmchttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ur7_jT-obmc
https://youtu.be/ffPGnXWwRewhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ffPGnXWwRew
― sbahnhof, Saturday, 13 August 2016 08:14 (eight years ago) link
https://youtu.be/h7V5lnCA7DM
El Perro Del Mar creates "All Lives Matter, the album"
― fgti, Saturday, 20 August 2016 21:52 (eight years ago) link
Worst thing I've heard this year, even beats the balloon boy thing -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQG-ibJIKsQ
― Camaraderie at Arms Length, Saturday, 10 September 2016 20:22 (eight years ago) link
D:
― a self-reinforcing downward spiral of male-centric indie (katherine), Saturday, 10 September 2016 23:58 (eight years ago) link
So were auto tuning little kids now?
― schwantz, Sunday, 11 September 2016 00:38 (eight years ago) link
We're
― schwantz, Sunday, 11 September 2016 00:39 (eight years ago) link
320k followers on twitter can we maybe get him into space camp or in the army or something before he metastisizes? https://twitter.com/duhitzmark/status/774652205160730625
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Sunday, 11 September 2016 01:37 (eight years ago) link
this is a little too perfect to not be a bieber parody tbhhttps://twitter.com/duhitzmark/status/768241165154017280
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Sunday, 11 September 2016 01:39 (eight years ago) link
"Selfie" just seems like Rebecca Black version 359. Kid does look really young so I guess throw in a little of "Dur Dur D'être Bébé."
― Silence, followed by unintelligible stammering. (Doctor Casino), Sunday, 11 September 2016 04:37 (eight years ago) link