Good lord
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/flumes-skin-is-the-audio-equivalent-of-ecstasy-a7073486.html
― Poor.Old.Tired.Horse. (Stew), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 15:25 (seven years ago) link
o no :(
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 15:28 (seven years ago) link
just came to post that. what... is it
― lazy rascals, spending their substance, and more, in riotous living (Merdeyeux), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 15:40 (seven years ago) link
To be frank, this is the type of shit that fuels interracial relationships
― Oh baby, if only you knew / Gabnebb hit a hundred-and-two (stevie), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 15:49 (seven years ago) link
shit b
― contenderizer, Tuesday, 14 June 2016 15:49 (seven years ago) link
being cornered at a bar by a half ass hipster runoff carles character who is aggressively gushing about an unspectacular record
― Evan, Tuesday, 14 June 2016 15:52 (seven years ago) link
"He’s previously worked as an editor at Ashton Kutcher’s A Plus and as a staff writer at BuzzFeed."
― maura, Tuesday, 14 June 2016 15:56 (seven years ago) link
we all said we wanted the Pitchfork '00-style review to make a comeback but I don't think we really thought the implications through
― volumetric god rays (DJP), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 17:14 (seven years ago) link
exclusive pic of the Independent editors keeping the vessel afloat
http://i.imgur.com/l6fCM96.png
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 17:57 (seven years ago) link
Oh my god, what the fuck did I just read!?!
― the hair - it's lost its energy (Turrican), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 19:37 (seven years ago) link
― volumetric god rays (DJP), Tuesday, June 14, 2016 1:14 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
who said this and how soon can we start rounding them up
― if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 19:51 (seven years ago) link
http://www.monologuedb.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/Claude-Rains-Captain-Louis-Renault-Casablanca.jpg
― Cry for a Shadow Blaster (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 19:56 (seven years ago) link
lol this feels like it's been written by 17 different writers. all teenagers.
― Ludo, Tuesday, 14 June 2016 19:57 (seven years ago) link
I'm telling you, this album is primetime vodka and molly music for summer 2016, my guy. This is not music for the Uber ride home by yourself at 3am, upset because you'll be alone for the rest of your life b. This is the shit you play before you make an ill-advised decision and cheat on the love of your life, or do some freaky shit with the person you forgot to formally break things off with. Essentially this record’s theme is all about embracing imperfections, saying fuck it, and getting down while you can. Okay, I hate myself for that sentence, but I have no idea who Toronto singer Kai is, and she sounds fucking perfect on “Never Be Like You.” Tell her people to hit up my people so we can do this joint interview with Streten on some behind-the-scenes shit. She might be the most slept on artist to date b.
― De La Soul is no Major Lazer (ulysses), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 20:04 (seven years ago) link
can we get this guy on ilx pronto plz
oh wait, there's like a half dozen people who do this schtick already
― De La Soul is no Major Lazer (ulysses), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 20:05 (seven years ago) link
Did none of you who are upset over this ever read a Vice album review from like 2007 (I'd understand if you didn't, I don't really cherish the time I spent reading those either)
― self-clowning oven (Murgatroid), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 20:30 (seven years ago) link
this reads like a style parody of big ghost, except without the funny parts
― a poon shaped mule (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 20:37 (seven years ago) link
xp those at least had the decency to be brief
― reader, if you love him so much why don't you marry him? (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 21:10 (seven years ago) link
Did none of you who are upset over this ever read a Vice album review from like 2007
no because it was on Vice and fuck Vice forever
― volumetric god rays (DJP), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 21:11 (seven years ago) link
the "b." sentence enders read like typos that result from him trying to hit the space bar twice and failing
― maura, Tuesday, 14 June 2016 21:37 (seven years ago) link
― De La Soul is no Major Lazer (ulysses), Tuesday, June 14, 2016 3:05 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
there are?
― Listen to my homeboy Fantano (D-40), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 22:34 (seven years ago) link
are there people on ILX who say "my guy" at the end of a sentence? just wondering, my guy.
― scott seward, Tuesday, 14 June 2016 22:37 (seven years ago) link
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zuQK6t2Esng
― maura, Tuesday, 14 June 2016 22:38 (seven years ago) link
DORKS WHO SIGN THEIR POSTS LIKE IT'S A FREAKIN EMAIL
― De La Soul is no Major Lazer (ulysses), Tuesday, 14 June 2016 22:58 (seven years ago) link
guilty.
Ludo
― Ludo, Wednesday, 15 June 2016 09:46 (seven years ago) link
bring back Old Fart
― Cosmic Slop, Wednesday, 15 June 2016 10:53 (seven years ago) link
Both Sky and Madonna have similar breasts in both cup size and ability to cause a shitstorm. When Ferreira dropped her debut, Night Time, My Time, three years ago, the bare-breasted album cover nearly broke the internet. Misogynists claimed it was a desperate attempt to sell records; feminists saw it as the calculated move of a defiant young woman. A third unnamed group that included me couldn't help but reminisce on the past, on Madonna's defiantly atomic boobs — the two knockers that altered the course of human history.
http://www.laweekly.com/music/sky-ferreiras-sex-appeal-is-what-pop-music-needs-right-now-7027759
:(
― Evan R, Friday, 17 June 2016 19:31 (seven years ago) link
ew
Even in the candid photo of her nude in the shower, soaking wet, she looks natural, like she's shooting a home video, rather than being photographed by a creeper. She looks like a more cherubic Sharon Stone, icy but also sweet, like a freshly licked lollipop.
― thrusted pelvis-first back (ulysses), Friday, 17 June 2016 19:34 (seven years ago) link
o_O
― Crazy Eddie & Jesus the Kid (Raymond Cummings), Friday, 17 June 2016 19:41 (seven years ago) link
..........what in the actual bloody fuck
― if young slothrop don't trust ya i'm gon' rhyme ya (slothroprhymes), Friday, 17 June 2016 19:44 (seven years ago) link
Welcome to "Art Tavana vs. the World," a monthly column in which L.A. Weekly's angriest (and nerdiest) music critic, Art Tavana, takes on his many nemeses in an ambitious quest to boldly go where no other critic has gone before.
this is the text equivalent of the jerk-off hand motion.
― a basset hound (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Friday, 17 June 2016 19:44 (seven years ago) link
a nerd edgy and ambitious enough to call robb stark a pussy
wow the la weekly ran something shitty, what a surprise
― maura, Friday, 17 June 2016 19:52 (seven years ago) link
i guess this guy had to stay erect after writing a cover story on sasha grey
― maura, Friday, 17 June 2016 19:53 (seven years ago) link
the thing is it's getting traffic and i know from experience that the paper's upper management only cares about clicks
so, you know. fuck it
Read that as:
the thing is it's getting traffic and i know from experience that the paper's upper management only cares about dicks
― Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Friday, 17 June 2016 19:54 (seven years ago) link
six of one
― maura, Friday, 17 June 2016 20:02 (seven years ago) link
dickbait
― fact checking cuz, Friday, 17 June 2016 20:16 (seven years ago) link
right-dick to save image
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Friday, 17 June 2016 20:30 (seven years ago) link
the funny thing is when you realize that y'all are the only target audience for this stuff
― yolo mostly (sleepingbag), Friday, 17 June 2016 20:31 (seven years ago) link
You mean, we are the dicks?
― Larry 'Leg' Smith (Tom D.), Friday, 17 June 2016 20:33 (seven years ago) link
don't give them your rage-dicks!
― queen elseq of ærendelle (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 17 June 2016 20:36 (seven years ago) link
this guy's article history reminds me of all the things i hate about l.a.
― R.I.P. Haram-bae, the good posts goy (s.clover), Friday, 17 June 2016 20:41 (seven years ago) link
(also went to look at the independent article and looks like the editors took it down. was there a statement or something or did they just "whoops" away the thing because it was getting clowned?)
― R.I.P. Haram-bae, the good posts goy (s.clover), Friday, 17 June 2016 20:46 (seven years ago) link
Even in the candid photo of her nude in the shower, soaking wet, she looks natural like a terrified young woman about to be butchered by a man wearing a mask made of skin
― Wimmels, Friday, 17 June 2016 22:55 (seven years ago) link
Wait so was the guy in the Independent thing ending every other sentence with "b" because he was so street?
― On this timescale, all matter is liquid. (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Friday, 17 June 2016 23:29 (seven years ago) link
pfft
LA Weekly Music @LAWeeklyMusic 1h1 hour agoSeeing feedback to the @skyferreira story & tweet. We hear you. We truly didn't mean to offend & will address further in an upcoming post.
― nomar, Friday, 17 June 2016 23:40 (seven years ago) link
"like a freshly licked lollipop"
this has to be the worst five words ever written by anyone anywhere ever in human history
― alpine static, Saturday, 18 June 2016 00:04 (seven years ago) link