when did ILM get taken over by MORONS?

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These are good ideas.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 29 December 2005 19:31 (eighteen years ago) link

forkslovetofudge

― DR. O. RLY? (eman), Thursday, 29 December 2005 19:40 (eighteen years ago) link

ticsticstics

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 29 December 2005 19:46 (eighteen years ago) link

These are good ideas.

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Thursday, 29 December 2005 19:59 (eighteen years ago) link

flu of overstock

― gear (gear), Thursday, 29 December 2005 20:11 (eighteen years ago) link

known as the "love drug" (date rape) but in reality more like the "puking in yr parents front yard & passing out" drug.

precisely which part of the ideal Friday night you've described is unappealing to you?

― Mr Straight Toxic (ghostface), Thursday, 29 December 2005 20:33 (eighteen years ago) link

forksclovetofu = mental images of some sort of pungent, mushy vegan tofu dish (strong saag mutter or something) superimposed w/ cloven hooves, camel toes, buttcrack, etc.

forkslovetofu >>> forksCLOVEtofu.

some element of the abject is always present when something hard cleaves into something soft and mushy.

― vahid (vahid), Thursday, 29 December 2005 23:39 (eighteen years ago) link

discus

― vahid (vahid), Thursday, 29 December 2005 23:39 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.b52.be/images/D%C3%A9cors/Sixties/Disque_78_Tours.gif
http://mijnposter.nl/thumbs/470/083s.jpeg
http://dudeman.net/siriusly/ufo/disc1.jpg

― blunt (blunt), Thursday, 29 December 2005 23:45 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.exploratorium.edu/science_explorer/dissect_disk/dissect_disk_1.gif

― gear (gear), Friday, 30 December 2005 00:11 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm too old to change now.
"Buttcrack"? Really?

― Forksclovetofu (Forksclovetofu), Friday, 30 December 2005 00:13 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't like tofu with cloves either. It's the past tense of the action "cleave". As in "forks clove tofu". Multiple pronged instruments cut into halves the slabs of fermented bean curd. Now isn't that enticing?
-- Forksclovetofu

I always saw it as a vegan version of 'scissors, paper, rock'.

'Clove' must be a very archaic version of the past tense of 'cleave', like 'dove' for 'dived'?

― ratty, Friday, 30 December 2005 00:16 (eighteen years ago) link

must be.

― Special Agent Gene Krupa (orion), Friday, 30 December 2005 00:21 (eighteen years ago) link

like soon we can hopefully say, "ratty love this thread behind"

― gear (gear), Friday, 30 December 2005 00:24 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...

If you were on a date that was failing painfully, what song would you spontaneously break into, right there at the dinner table (20 new answers, last at 9:17 am)

IT KEEPS GETTING WORSE

― vahid (vahid), Monday, 27 February 2006 19:22 (eighteen years ago) link

They're like locusts. They travel from planet to planet, their whole civilization. After they've consumed every natural rescource they move on. ...

― Sterling Clover (s_clover), Monday, 27 February 2006 19:35 (eighteen years ago) link

I sympathize with you Vahid -- all of my favourite deep house and minimal techno tracks don't have any vocals, so I can't participate in that thread either.

― NoTimeBeforeTime (Barry Bruner), Monday, 27 February 2006 19:56 (eighteen years ago) link

I must have been high when I wrote that, because I never use the word "cocksucker." Like, ever.

― billstevejim (billstevejim), Monday, 27 February 2006 20:40 (eighteen years ago) link

two months pass...

― FLOWING STRAIGHT FROM THE SURVIVAL SCROLL (vahid), Wednesday, 10 May 2006 22:41 (eighteen years ago) link

one month passes...

i likde this thread better on the nioze barod

― fez (fez), Monday, 19 June 2006 14:28 (seventeen years ago) link

four months pass...

http://www.sbac.edu/~tpl/bboards/welcomeback/welcome%20back.jpg

― HUNTA-V (vahid), Friday, 17 November 2006 19:46 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.johnpratt.com/items/docs/lds/meridian/2005/images/tribes_return.jpg

― HUNTA-V (vahid), Friday, 17 November 2006 19:47 (seventeen years ago) link

# is jazz really music? ~~Did Miles Davis release any bad albums before 1975?~~ (136 new answers, last at 11:47 am)

# when did ILM get taken over by MORONS? (2 new answers, last at 11:47 am)

# what does money prove? ~~The Concept of "Bricking" [AKA: Why are fans and critics concerned with album sales? (Especially in genres like, oh, I dunno, hip-hop? Or, the reverse, internet darlings whose sales are minor?)]~~ (121 new answers, last at 11:47 am)

# what does it mean, to be mean? ~~T/S: Chris Ott vs. The Decemberists/Carson Ellis~~ (255 new answers, last at 11:46 am)

― HUNTA-V (vahid), Friday, 17 November 2006 19:50 (seventeen years ago) link

http://66.28.250.180/data/640x480/2xradara3_anim.gif

― gear (gear), Friday, 17 November 2006 20:22 (seventeen years ago) link

i am beginning to understand the listization of ilm

― bo janglin (dubplatestyle), Friday, 17 November 2006 20:24 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.ccmcks.org/Web%20Articles/images/w_nile_map2.gif

― gear (gear), Friday, 17 November 2006 20:25 (seventeen years ago) link

those were all good threads, i thought.

― M@tt He1geson: Sassy and I Don't Care Who Knows It (Matt Helgeson), Friday, 17 November 2006 20:27 (seventeen years ago) link

I agree, I look at that list (LOL) o threads and think "cot damn there's some DISCUSSION goin on!"

― Hoosteen (Hoosteen), Friday, 17 November 2006 20:31 (seventeen years ago) link

who the hell are you?

― bo janglin (dubplatestyle), Friday, 17 November 2006 20:31 (seventeen years ago) link

vahid, what is your complaint? How is the Miles Davis thread paraphrasable as "is jazz really music?" (aside from Geir's contributions)?

― R_S (RSLaRue), Friday, 17 November 2006 20:33 (seventeen years ago) link

vahid's complain is that, like the rest of us 8th year seniors, he can't get his act together and get off of campus.

― bo janglin (dubplatestyle), Friday, 17 November 2006 20:34 (seventeen years ago) link

ilm: i keep getting older, it stays the same age

― bo janglin (dubplatestyle), Friday, 17 November 2006 20:35 (seventeen years ago) link

7 years of college down the drain

― gear (gear), Friday, 17 November 2006 20:35 (seventeen years ago) link

If you don't understand why hating the 90's = hating music, then you don't have the ability to process human thought.

― billstevejim (billstevejim), Friday, 17 November 2006 20:36 (seventeen years ago) link

Needless to say, I'm still upset someone chose to single me out on this thread of all places.

― billstevejim (billstevejim), Friday, 17 November 2006 20:39 (seventeen years ago) link

the jazz thread reminds me of this conversation:

"do all dinosaurs turn into fossils?"
"yes, obviously"
"why do you say that?"
"have you ever seen a dinosaur that wasn't a fossil?"

― HUNTA-V (vahid), Friday, 17 November 2006 20:43 (seventeen years ago) link

"enthusiasm = stupid"

― Eppy (Eppy), Friday, 17 November 2006 21:13 (seventeen years ago) link

Boy I wish I could feel better than everyone

― deej.. (deej..), Friday, 17 November 2006 21:16 (seventeen years ago) link

you still can, it's not too late

― HUNTA-V (vahid), Friday, 17 November 2006 21:18 (seventeen years ago) link

this is a great thread! keep it up!

― Dude That Spends A Confusing Amount Of Time Focusing On A Band He Hates (Mr.Que), Friday, 17 November 2006 21:19 (seventeen years ago) link

It might be too late, the hypocrisy of my posting that sarcastically has caused my head to explode

― deej.. (deej..), Friday, 17 November 2006 21:23 (seventeen years ago) link

thanks! you too!

― HUNTA-V (vahid), Friday, 17 November 2006 21:23 (seventeen years ago) link

This thread is missing one crucial thing:

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― The Android Cat (Dan Perry), Friday, 17 November 2006 21:25 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm sure patrin will be here soon enough

― HUNTA-V (vahid), Friday, 17 November 2006 21:26 (seventeen years ago) link

i gotta say i prefer threads that talk about shit versus list threads.

― Dude That Spends A Confusing Amount Of Time Focusing On A Band He Hates (Mr.Que), Friday, 17 November 2006 21:28 (seventeen years ago) link

http://linguistlist.org/pubs/books/cambridge/covers/0521802121.JP

― R_S (RSLaRue), Friday, 17 November 2006 21:30 (seventeen years ago) link

i gotta say i prefer threads that talk shit versus list threads.

― Edward III (edward iii), Friday, 17 November 2006 21:35 (seventeen years ago) link

TS: being part of the problem vs. being part of the solution

― Edward III (edward iii), Friday, 17 November 2006 21:37 (seventeen years ago) link

t/s: "can't we all just get along" vs "no justice, no peace"

― HUNTA-V (vahid), Friday, 17 November 2006 21:38 (seventeen years ago) link

t/s hyperbolic contrarianism vs. not the internet

― Eppy (Eppy), Friday, 17 November 2006 21:39 (seventeen years ago) link

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