Congratulations to ilxor Karl "Post" Malone on his smash hit song rockstar!
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Tuesday, 16 January 2018 18:51 (six years ago) link
Hey now
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 16 January 2018 19:00 (six years ago) link
This year’s entry for rock band slapped together by central casting.https://youtu.be/Wsm0xo-sA5I
― IF (Terrorist) Yes, Explain (man alive), Saturday, 3 February 2018 02:35 (six years ago) link
Sounds like Collective Soul.
― skip, Saturday, 3 February 2018 03:11 (six years ago) link
"Saw these guys open for Nickelback a while ago and was pretty impressed! Their drummer had so much energy on stage and I liked how they interacted with the crowd"
― skip, Saturday, 3 February 2018 03:12 (six years ago) link
Made it to 0:25
― billstevejim, Saturday, 3 February 2018 07:15 (six years ago) link
I often wonder what sincere, tearful "Bob Dylan" nitwits like Post Malone are talking about certainly not the hermetic cryptic weirdo funnyman I've loved all these years
― bhad and bhabie (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 3 February 2018 15:05 (six years ago) link
Does this count? https://www.nytimes.com/2018/02/05/opinion/dating-metoo.htm
― self-clowning oven (Murgatroid), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 05:29 (six years ago) link
Dammit https://nyti.ms/2GRSt0W
Clicked the link without realizing I had my sound turned off, but immediately saw ukulele and smirking and didn't even bother trying to listen to it.
― iCloudius (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 05:31 (six years ago) link
Please watch the video, sicko.
― self-clowning oven (Murgatroid), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 05:36 (six years ago) link
OK, I did. Exactly as unfunny and annoying as I expected. The only thing that made me laugh a bit was the guy's mild resemblance to a young Rodney Dangerfield.
― iCloudius (cryptosicko), Tuesday, 6 February 2018 05:44 (six years ago) link
I like Chloe x Halle but this is not good, their own personal "New Americana":
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsnyz__pc5M
― algorithm is a dancer (katherine), Wednesday, 14 February 2018 19:48 (six years ago) link
This isn't good, but "New Americana" is an awfully low bar.
― Dangleballs and the Ballerina (cryptosicko), Thursday, 15 February 2018 03:24 (six years ago) link
yeah, i don't even mind the kids are alright honestlytbh if i hadn't known it was cxh going into it, i might feel different tho
― Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 15 February 2018 03:45 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OOq2mc6xqE
― maura, Thursday, 15 February 2018 17:24 (six years ago) link
this really sums up everything bad about the late 2010s. all it needs is the imagine dragons guy snarling on backup
― maura, Thursday, 15 February 2018 17:26 (six years ago) link
didn't really believe that was a JB cover until i hit play; the fucking nerve of some people
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 15 February 2018 18:29 (six years ago) link
barf
― vicious almond beliefs (crüt), Thursday, 15 February 2018 18:34 (six years ago) link
let's take a super fun James Brown song but take out everything that is funky and cool and vibrant about it and replace it with a lifeless beat and an uncharismatic frontperson
― vicious almond beliefs (crüt), Thursday, 15 February 2018 18:43 (six years ago) link
Trying to imagine the hypothetical human being who would enjoy this song is even more difficult than trying to imagine the hypothetical human being who would still care about the 50 Shades series three movies in.
― Dangleballs and the Ballerina (cryptosicko), Thursday, 15 February 2018 18:50 (six years ago) link
This has been compared to Neiked's "Sexual" but this is like the worst possible outcome of that song's impact:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJahHkGD0YI
― self-clowning oven (Murgatroid), Tuesday, 20 February 2018 21:20 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZla1ttZHaw
in which mr. dicky fantasizes about how wonderful it would be to be able to say the n-word if he were black
― dyl, Friday, 16 March 2018 14:40 (six years ago) link
this song came on in my lyft last night and it filled me with rage
it was also a 'world premiere' on the iheart hip-hop station. happy bankruptcy you fucking motherfuckers
― maura, Friday, 16 March 2018 14:56 (six years ago) link
That video is a hate crime.
― Dangleballs and the Ballerina (cryptosicko), Friday, 16 March 2018 16:32 (six years ago) link
that's the dude from american vandal at the beginning?
― na (NA), Friday, 16 March 2018 16:37 (six years ago) link
who collaborated with the dicks
― aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Friday, 16 March 2018 16:49 (six years ago) link
“I’m Kendall Jenner / I got a vagina / I’m gonna explore that right now / Holy s— I got a vagina / I’m gonna learn / I’m gonna understand the inner workings of a woman,” the 22-year-old Keeping Up with the Kardashians star raps as Lil Dicky.http://people.com/music/ed-sheeran-kendall-jenner-backlash-chris-brown-music-video/
― maura, Saturday, 17 March 2018 12:51 (six years ago) link
I was waiting for "Freaky Friday" to pop up here.
― self-clowning oven (Murgatroid), Saturday, 17 March 2018 17:20 (six years ago) link
Fictionalized nice guy version of Chris brown wishes all his troubles would just go away, lil dicky wishes he had Chris brown's level of credibility. Magic Asian makes their dreams come true. Worse than I imagined from reading about it.
― omar little, Saturday, 17 March 2018 18:34 (six years ago) link
hobo johnson
https://youtu.be/5MIVvnQHxeM
difficult to watch
― na (NA), Monday, 19 March 2018 16:07 (six years ago) link
https://youtu.be/1slMsfR5eJQ
https://youtu.be/fB5dyNMNdT8
― na (NA), Monday, 19 March 2018 16:08 (six years ago) link
the concept seems to be bringing the concept of quiet-loud dynamics to gross white-boy rap; ie alternating between mumbling and YELLING for no reason
― na (NA), Monday, 19 March 2018 16:09 (six years ago) link
havent been able to get more than ten seconds into this but can someone please tell me what the fuck this shit is
https://youtu.be/JaOabnTaYdA
― global tetrahedron, Thursday, 22 March 2018 15:07 (six years ago) link
didn't listen but i did see someone call it 'twenty one pilots for kids who listen to the front bottoms'
― maura, Thursday, 22 March 2018 15:27 (six years ago) link
me at the beginning of this thread: "lol, terrible, thanks guys, needed a laugh today"
me after watching that hobo johnson video: "we must exterminate the white race"
― Paul Ponzi, Thursday, 22 March 2018 16:51 (six years ago) link
Those Hobo Johnson videos are from 2016.
― grawlix (unperson), Thursday, 22 March 2018 16:56 (six years ago) link
this one is new
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MIVvnQHxeM
― maura, Thursday, 22 March 2018 17:03 (six years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lJtymKPrSuQ
― sleepingbag, Thursday, 22 March 2018 17:10 (six years ago) link
if you love twenty one pilots, you'll also love these five rejected pilots we found in a backyard xp
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Thursday, 22 March 2018 17:10 (six years ago) link
WOW!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c24Wp4N34oA
― scott seward, Friday, 23 March 2018 15:28 (six years ago) link
WE HAVE A WINNER!
oh my god
― Simon H., Friday, 23 March 2018 15:33 (six years ago) link
I'm extremely thankful for my office walls today because I'm fucking dying of laughter
― Simon H., Friday, 23 March 2018 15:34 (six years ago) link
somewhat stunned this has not made it here yet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jA7kpyqU8k
― aloha darkness my old friend (katherine), Tuesday, 27 March 2018 20:47 (six years ago) link
i certainly do
― map, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 01:57 (six years ago) link
yo, that Hobo Johnson thing, i don't want to necessarily listen to it but that guy is doing something right.
― alpine static, Wednesday, 28 March 2018 06:31 (six years ago) link
what an unholy alliance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m1-rpd3S-48
― maura, Monday, 9 April 2018 16:06 (six years ago) link
I saw those chaps on Sesame Street. I've only just now come to realize they're a real group and (apparently) quite successful
― frogbs, Monday, 9 April 2018 16:13 (six years ago) link
Every single member looks like the victim of a kidnapping by a rogue hipster stylist
― mfktz (Camaraderie at Arms Length), Monday, 9 April 2018 16:22 (six years ago) link
“If you’re looking for lyrics, if you’re looking to cry, if you’re looking to think about life, don’t listen to hip-hop. There’s great hip-hop songs where they talk about life and they spit that real shit, but right now, there’s not a lot of people talking about real shit... Whenever I want to cry, whenever I want to sit down and have a nice cry, I’ll listen to some Bob Dylan. Or whenever I’m trying to have a good time and stay in a positive mood, I listen to hip-hop. Because it’s fun. I think hip-hop is important because it brings people together in a beautiful, happy way.”― maura, Wednesday, January 3, 2018 10:35 AM (ten months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― maura, Wednesday, January 3, 2018 10:35 AM (ten months ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
this is a very strange quote from post malone because, to me, his music is far from happy. it's like the paradigm of what mark fisher called depressive hedonia
― Trϵϵship, Sunday, 18 November 2018 23:48 (five years ago) link
not that i would expect post malone to be self aware but you know
haha, that tom waits cover is very bad
― niels, Monday, 19 November 2018 08:36 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXBHCQYxwr0
i feel very sad that a certain subset of gay men on the internet think that this reads as the future of pop
― dyl, Sunday, 25 November 2018 23:08 (five years ago) link
woulda posted this earlier but i thought it had already gotten posted
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzD_yyEcp0M
― dyl, Sunday, 25 November 2018 23:09 (five years ago) link
woulda posted this earlier but i thought it had already gotten posted📹
― maura, Monday, 26 November 2018 02:13 (five years ago) link
Is Marshmello some kind of Deadmau5 knockoff(?)
― my guitar friend wants his money (morrisp), Monday, 26 November 2018 03:02 (five years ago) link
what if marshmello is actually just dr luke in a mask
― dyl, Monday, 26 November 2018 04:21 (five years ago) link
oh jk he's not actually one of those anonymity-gimmick djs anymore
― dyl, Monday, 26 November 2018 04:22 (five years ago) link
the "*OFFICIAL FRIENDZONE ANTHEM*" in the youtube vid title is just lol
― dyl, Monday, 26 November 2018 04:23 (five years ago) link
yikes that's poor
the sweet but psycho is also crap, #1 in Denmark atm, at least it channels a bit of early gaga
― niels, Monday, 26 November 2018 15:56 (five years ago) link
it's a bit too obvious for my taste
― dyl, Monday, 26 November 2018 16:08 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACEKhljj5bk
heard this on vegas' modern rock station the other night
― princess of hell (BradNelson), Monday, 26 November 2018 16:10 (five years ago) link
protest the hero have really pivoted huh
― resident hack (Simon H.), Monday, 26 November 2018 16:11 (five years ago) link
if you really miss Rage that much why not just listen to them?
― niels, Monday, 26 November 2018 16:15 (five years ago) link
weirdly it sounded much worse surrounded by a bunch of indifferently heaped rock songs from the '70s '90s and today than it does in isolation rn
― princess of hell (BradNelson), Monday, 26 November 2018 16:17 (five years ago) link
I loved this band's first two records, and I was looking forward to their upcoming one, but this is some edgelord bullshit (it's musically cloddish and ugly as well):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yISltUDNHfY
― Timothée Charalambides (cryptosicko), Thursday, 29 November 2018 02:48 (five years ago) link
That Hyro the Hero thing is probably Whiney's favorite new song.
― grawlix (unperson), Thursday, 29 November 2018 02:53 (five years ago) link
Eric Clapton - Jingle Bells (In Memory Of Avicii).
Yes, really.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C95EvXD86J8
― mike t-diva, Friday, 30 November 2018 15:28 (five years ago) link
It's actually… not as egregiously awful as I thought it would be?
― pomenitul, Friday, 30 November 2018 15:43 (five years ago) link
a chance at least to update the old 'what did Eric Clapton do after he wrote Tears In Heaven' joke
― still wackford after all these squeers (DJ Mencap), Friday, 30 November 2018 15:53 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3w-C0-zVaW8
― ufo, Monday, 3 December 2018 15:33 (five years ago) link
can someone direct me to info on the dissonance trend in contemporary pop? I hear it in not bad stuff as well, like Black Beatles
― niels, Monday, 3 December 2018 16:50 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVO7xMofXko&feature=youtu.be
from this delightful article: https://www.theringer.com/music/2018/12/5/18126093/most-awkward-ellen-performances-2018
― na (NA), Wednesday, 5 December 2018 15:25 (five years ago) link
this isn't actually quiiite bad enough that i'd call it 'worst' anything but my goodness, i am astonished that anyone would actually try to have a breakthrough hit with this! the "love galore"-soundalike production, sza-type vocals on the verses and sevyn streeter-type vocals on the chorus, just reusing an entire chorus from an old hit verbatim without doing *anything* remotely ~clever~ with it. who thought this was a good idea? like damn, pick one wave to ride!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbftOENTCfo
― dyl, Thursday, 6 December 2018 04:38 (five years ago) link
"sweet but psycho" is currently #2 in the UK charts and I honestly think this is the point I will have to give up on pop music as a source of pleasure
― boxedjoy, Sunday, 9 December 2018 11:07 (five years ago) link
this is not new but i hate it omg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4K7EcyUev4&t=
― billstevejim, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 08:58 (five years ago) link
also any instrumental song from any TV ad with ukulele and glockenspiel as the most prominent instruments
― billstevejim, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 08:59 (five years ago) link
fuck this is what i meant to post earlierhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4K7EcyUev4
― billstevejim, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 09:00 (five years ago) link
fuck this is what i meant to post earlier📹
― maura, Tuesday, 11 December 2018 13:48 (five years ago) link
The Christmas #1 this country deserves this year
― groovypanda, Tuesday, 18 December 2018 13:01 (five years ago) link
honestly, this isn't THAT bad but it was the only thread that seemed appropriate to post it inhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=drCCchikcDc
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 19 December 2018 21:42 (five years ago) link
maybe "most 2018 images"
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 19 December 2018 21:44 (five years ago) link
Thank goodness for Sausage Rolls eh?https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-46647954
― Jeff W, Friday, 21 December 2018 18:42 (five years ago) link
LadBaby
― ( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉) (jim in vancouver), Friday, 21 December 2018 18:45 (five years ago) link
Do you DARE subject yourself to two and a half hours of the worst music ILM heard this year?
ILM's 2018 Rolling Worst Music Spotify Playlist
Incidentally, I will openly rep for three of these.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 24 December 2018 04:26 (five years ago) link
Sorry if this was already posted, but it did come out in 2018, and it is worst.
https://youtu.be/Hc3XIbUuTMc
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Saturday, 5 January 2019 22:28 (five years ago) link
how did jud jud wind up on the playlist?
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 8 January 2019 22:50 (five years ago) link
Rolling Worst Music of 2018
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 8 January 2019 23:07 (five years ago) link