Ha – Whiney dislikes the songs I think are okay.
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 February 2018 15:03 (six years ago) link
xpost Thanks, I was glad they let me keep that.
― somebody toucha my fgti (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 2 February 2018 15:04 (six years ago) link
oh fuckin hell Alicia Keys
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 February 2018 15:06 (six years ago) link
Sorry, Whiney, can't read your review because people who can't tell a clav from a harmonica are not qualified to write about music
― EZ Snappin, Friday, 2 February 2018 15:08 (six years ago) link
surprised that your review is so... positive !so there are some good songs in there ?hum. I might give it a try, then...
― AlXTC from Paris, Friday, 2 February 2018 15:19 (six years ago) link
i also think “flannel” sucks, he overloads the cheese which i’d normally be down with but the song is so lazily constructed and not even interested in itself
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Friday, 2 February 2018 15:22 (six years ago) link
there are some ok-to-good parts on this album but i can’t emphasize enough how much “wave” and “supplies” are black holes down which all my good faith toward the record completely disappears
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Friday, 2 February 2018 15:23 (six years ago) link
also it’s prob naive to go into a justin timberlake album without steeling yourself for some really bad lyrics but the lyrics on the title track absolutely ruin it for me
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Friday, 2 February 2018 15:28 (six years ago) link
I thought his first two albums sounded pretty effortless, and I still like them. I think the last couple have sounded like they were given way too much thought, which is a bad strategy for someone who is not a deep thinker. Would have been better if this one was just JT goofing over leftover Bubba Sparxxx beats.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 2 February 2018 15:29 (six years ago) link
"Breeze Off the Pond" is so far the only one that makes good on its title.
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 February 2018 15:29 (six years ago) link
but then I like when JT goes acoustic over beats. I may be the only person who dug "Not a Bad Thing."
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 February 2018 15:30 (six years ago) link
i like “not a bad thing”. i think that’s why i like “the hard stuff” too
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Friday, 2 February 2018 15:35 (six years ago) link
Speaking about parent sex, the last song dedicated to his son has this line:
“Beautiful boy, got it from your mommaDamn, she look good, you might get a sister”
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Friday, 2 February 2018 15:43 (six years ago) link
Or a pony.
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 2 February 2018 15:46 (six years ago) link
Craig S Jenkins's take
http://www.vulture.com/2018/02/on-man-of-the-woods-justin-timberlake-sounds-bored.html
― Ned Raggett, Friday, 2 February 2018 17:12 (six years ago) link
http://uproxx.com/music/justin-timberlake-man-of-the-woods-takedown-culture/2/
― morning wood truancy (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 2 February 2018 17:39 (six years ago) link
That is absolutely fucking rich coming from URPOXX
― somebody toucha my fgti (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 2 February 2018 17:44 (six years ago) link
*UPROXX
The site that called ?uestlove a sell-out for not screaming about politics on a comedy show is exhausted about takedowns
― somebody toucha my fgti (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 2 February 2018 17:46 (six years ago) link
So hijacking the thread to guess about the superbowl performance.
Which songs do you think he’ll perform? Will it help the perceived failure of this comeback? Which guest artists do you think will feature or will he do it solo?
Maybe Pharrell? Timbaland? Chris Stapleton? He said this in a press conference:
When asked if he would have special guests during the halftime show, Justin responded, "I think Vegas has a lot of odds on it, I heard. You know, from NSYNC to Jay z to Chris Stapleton to Janet”
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Friday, 2 February 2018 17:50 (six years ago) link
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Friday, February 2, 2018 8:35 AM (two hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
not a bad thing is my fav new jt (post fs/ls) tunethe fallon perforamcne was cooljust an effortless song. hard stuff sounds good yup.
― fgti spinner (Spottie), Friday, 2 February 2018 17:53 (six years ago) link
6 Albums Out Today You Should Listen To Instead of Justin Timberlake
― flappy bird, Friday, 2 February 2018 18:48 (six years ago) link
I'm very glad I'm not the type of herb that would rather listen to Rhye and Rich Chigga than Justin Timberlake
― somebody toucha my fgti (Whiney G. Weingarten), Friday, 2 February 2018 18:50 (six years ago) link
― flappy bird, Friday, February 2, 2018 11:48 AM (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
....... huh
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Friday, 2 February 2018 18:54 (six years ago) link
Lol what did Justin Timberlake did to pitchfork? It frels personal at this point.
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Friday, 2 February 2018 19:14 (six years ago) link
Them and Sgum were doing the same trampoline flying dunks for Eminem's last album. They're coming for Jack White next
I think the new hipster poptimism means a real tribal sense of calling anything super mainstream either REALLY REALLY GOOD or REALLY REALLY BAD. It's almost like the old college radio vs mersh divide but recalibrated for a world where Rihanna is the Pixies
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 2 February 2018 19:20 (six years ago) link
easy target & easy way to get points for dunking on a white dude perceived to be making a 'back to my roots' (white) album after years of working with black musicians
― flappy bird, Friday, 2 February 2018 19:20 (six years ago) link
The only album on that list being reviewed today besides justin’s is field music. Good enough to get recommended over JT but not good enough to get reviewed
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Friday, 2 February 2018 19:22 (six years ago) link
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, February 2, 2018 2:20 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark
i think it's an interesting thing to track but also all the albums in this group -- JT, eminem, katy perry, even gaga to an extent -- are not very good and could easily be argued to be really really bad
― J0rdan S., Friday, 2 February 2018 19:24 (six years ago) link
the story might be what you're describing or what the uproxx post is describing... it could also be that major pop stars are for some reason dropping really bad albums
the taylor album is the only one to buck this trend in a sense but she's a whole other ball of wax
― J0rdan S., Friday, 2 February 2018 19:25 (six years ago) link
the miley cyrus album too
― flappy bird, Friday, 2 February 2018 19:25 (six years ago) link
xpost He'll do a new single, a medley of hits (Trolls song, Rock.Your. Body, SexyBack, Mirrors), bring out Stapleton then end with Janet doing Rhythm Nation, which will make everyone immediately forget what preceded it.
― Josh in Chicago, Friday, 2 February 2018 19:25 (six years ago) link
eh given my personal experience recently, whiney's got a point
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Friday, 2 February 2018 19:26 (six years ago) link
i meant, the miley cyrus album was also trashed for being a country record
― flappy bird, Friday, 2 February 2018 19:26 (six years ago) link
i like rhye :)
― bhad and bhabie (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 2 February 2018 19:26 (six years ago) link
idk, the Eminem, Taylor and JT albums were all certainly on the low end of quality in their career arcs but I wouldn't call any of them "BAD" when compared to their other work.
Katy Perry was p bad tho
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 2 February 2018 19:27 (six years ago) link
― bhad and bhabie (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, February 2, 2018 12:26 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
me2 sorry whiney. but I listened to the jt album early this morning so I finished my most important homework first.
― fgti spinner (Spottie), Friday, 2 February 2018 19:28 (six years ago) link
you thought revival was good?? lord ave mercy
― bhad and bhabie (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 2 February 2018 19:28 (six years ago) link
And then we're getting back into the whole pre-2001 record store jerkoff way of thinking once we get to "Man, Justin Timberlake is bad, but you know what is good? King Krule"
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 2 February 2018 19:29 (six years ago) link
doing myself a favor by not listening to this album until the discourse makes up its damn mind as to whether it is worse to like it or dislike it
― algorithm is a dancer (katherine), Friday, 2 February 2018 19:29 (six years ago) link
There's a gulf of opinion between "good" and "bad"
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 2 February 2018 19:30 (six years ago) link
None of which make for good internet, btw
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 2 February 2018 19:31 (six years ago) link
^^^^
― flamenco drop (BradNelson), Friday, 2 February 2018 19:31 (six years ago) link
also, that list of pop albums is kind of cherry-picked. lots of major mainstream pop artists have gotten middling-to-fine reviews. Fifth Harmony, Camila Cabello, the Weeknd, Halsey, Harry Styles, Kesha maybe, Bruno Mars before last week, Dua Lipa, Selena Gomez, Demi Lovato...
― algorithm is a dancer (katherine), Friday, 2 February 2018 19:34 (six years ago) link
Literally two of those people are remotely in the same sphere of fame as Taylor, Justin and Em
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, 2 February 2018 19:36 (six years ago) link
5 years ago all the indie sites were breathlessly praising The 20/20 Experience despite it being fairly middling and bloated
― ufo, Friday, 2 February 2018 19:46 (six years ago) link
going by relevance/charts/sales right now, opposed to cumulative. Taylor, sure, but no one would call Eminem a relevant artist today, and Timberlake's running on fumes (and Trolls).
also, that list was somewhat off the top of my head. other very mainstream pop artists in the tepid-to-decent range: Pink, maybe Britney, Adele would probably qualify, maybe even Justin Bieber, pretty much all the charting EDM acts besides the Chainsmokers
― algorithm is a dancer (katherine), Friday, 2 February 2018 19:46 (six years ago) link
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Friday, February 2, 2018 1:29 PM (forty-six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
honestly my man you're the GOAT at strawmanning
― bhad and bhabie (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Friday, 2 February 2018 20:17 (six years ago) link