sublime. the worst? i mean THE WORST???

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i don't know, their attitude might suck but their music was cool afterall. so many nice songs and they weren't even black..

mersenne twister (mersenne_twister), Thursday, 17 November 2005 14:24 (twenty years ago)

I just want to say that I recently saw my little brother had downloaded a Bob Marley song, and when I listened to it I realized it was really "smoke two joints" by Sublime and someone on the filesharing network had mislabeled it.

You know, I really try not to be an elitist about music, but if you heard a Sublime song and thought it was Bob Marley, you are a bad fucking person.

Underscore plus, minus, comma, Thursday, 17 November 2005 14:35 (twenty years ago)

How about Smash Mouth? Actually, I'll take that back. I'd much rather subject my ears to Smash Mouth than Sublime.

Also, why couldn't those gents keep their damn shirts on? Bloated, sunburned beer bellies aren't eye-candy for anyone.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Thursday, 17 November 2005 14:47 (twenty years ago)

I think the fact that the only bands that people have offered up as possibly being worse were from the same time frame is interesting. No bands from the eighties; no bands from the seventies; no bands from the sixties.

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Thursday, 17 November 2005 15:25 (twenty years ago)

how 'bout late '70s McCartney?

*runs

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 17 November 2005 15:35 (twenty years ago)

Sublime >>>>>>>>>>>> Three Doors Down.

Josh in Chicago (Josh in Chicago), Thursday, 17 November 2005 15:43 (twenty years ago)

You don't like some trax from London Town or side one of Back to the Egg, Alfie?

Tim Ellison (Tim Ellison), Thursday, 17 November 2005 15:44 (twenty years ago)

do white kids from the suburbs just like to pretend they now what's going on out there in the streets, in the hard life? is that why this shit sells? because kids want to "smoke to joints" like sublime?

I can't speak to Sublime being the absolute worst band ever, but they do suck mightily, IMHO. Anyway, you've more or less nailed the popularity of a number of groups with the above question. For example, Rage Against the Machine. Regardless of the talent of the various band members, their fan base was all about the aimless whiteboy "revolution" thing -- which is more or less bullshit, since those kids all a bunch of apathetic losers when it comes down to it. The closest thing they'll ever see to a riot is a mosh pit that's not being monitored by venue security.

Josh Witkowski (braineater), Thursday, 17 November 2005 16:31 (twenty years ago)

You can't blame a fan for the fans it attracts.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 17 November 2005 16:45 (twenty years ago)

Everclear?

Shitloads Worse, Thursday, 17 November 2005 16:52 (twenty years ago)

You can't blame a fan for the fans it attracts.

Please tell me that was intentional.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Thursday, 17 November 2005 16:55 (twenty years ago)

It was. Except for the pronoun.

Alfred Soto (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 17 November 2005 17:13 (twenty years ago)

A local "college"-type rock radio station (not college radio, but commercial radio for the age demographic) that I'm reasonably sure is listened to only by people in their mid/late-20s has started playing Sublime more often again. They also feature a lunch hour 90s-themed show, any new single that sounds suspiciously like Nirvana, and a lot of mainstays by artists who were big in the 90s.

mike h. (mike h.), Thursday, 17 November 2005 18:56 (twenty years ago)

Sublime = Jimmy Buffet of O.C. punk

Rather difficult to escape the Sublime cult in SoCal, but to be fair if someone's going to blare music out of their jacked-up truck or apartment party there are much worse things imaginable.

Elvis Telecom (Chris Barrus), Thursday, 17 November 2005 19:12 (twenty years ago)

POINT OF ORDER: Matchbox Twenty got much more tolerable once Rob Thomas figured out how to sing (particularly "Unwell").

Dan (Excruciating Back Pain) Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 17 November 2005 20:26 (twenty years ago)

I don't know about you all, but I have a "suckiness threshold," after which any band that passes it is automatically the worst band ever, as long as I am listening to/thinking about them. So, in one sense Sublime are the worst ever, but on the other hand it's cruel to make someone choose between them and, say, 311.

owen moorhead (i heart daniel miller), Thursday, 17 November 2005 20:36 (twenty years ago)

I have never heard of this band. Were their records even released in Europe?

Matt #2 (Matt #2), Thursday, 17 November 2005 21:02 (twenty years ago)

smoke two joints by sublime

this was a cover, certainly, yes?

kyle (akmonday), Thursday, 17 November 2005 21:18 (twenty years ago)

yes. the original by the toys. i like sublime! brad had a nice voice and he was genuinely good to amazing at making really tripped out dub on a lousy 4 track (see robbin da hood).

howell huser (chaki), Thursday, 17 November 2005 21:56 (twenty years ago)

I don't hate them as much as the original poster, but my thoughts about Sublime have always been something like: Why waste time listening to Sublime when there are so many better bands out there? They always seemed so blah to me. 311 always seemed to have a lot more energy, which made it worse because their sickly catchy melodies would stick in my head easier. I haven't see anyone mention the Mighty Mighty Bosstones on this thread yet. Anyone remember Infectious Grooves? They get my vote for the worst whiteboy funk band ever to exist.

recovering optimist (Royal Bed Bouncer), Friday, 18 November 2005 01:15 (twenty years ago)

Incidentally, I meant to say "I don't hate them as much as the original poster does". I don't hate you, jack dee.

recovering optimist (Royal Bed Bouncer), Friday, 18 November 2005 01:16 (twenty years ago)

OMG and I totally forgot about these nutsacs:

http://www.barks.jp/image/photo/artist/1021062/IMAGE_FILE_URL.jpg

The Phunk Junkeez. ewww.

recovering optimist (Royal Bed Bouncer), Friday, 18 November 2005 01:18 (twenty years ago)

"Sublime = Jimmy Buffet of O.C. punk"

OTM completely.

but yeah man, 311 was far worse.

AaronK (AaronK), Friday, 18 November 2005 02:09 (twenty years ago)

There was a brief period 10+ years ago where I really liked Sublime, but never was all that crazy about it and I sort of forgot about them pretty quick after that. Since then I can understand how people could hate them, but I'm going to have to listen to the records again sometime, I haven't even heard a Sublime song in five or six years.

Thinking about all these terrible late 90's band, though, reminded me of something I haven't thought about in ages, a band that I hated so much when they were briefly popular. Truly, Crazy Town is the worst band ever.

joygoat (joygoat), Friday, 18 November 2005 03:12 (twenty years ago)

Hot Action Cop were easily the worst band ever -- eventually even their publicist admitted it.

novamax (novamax), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:08 (twenty years ago)


hahaha Crazy Town. we have a new winner (or loser).

JD from CDepot, Friday, 18 November 2005 16:18 (twenty years ago)

dude jd, does isaac still play that shit at the depot? "crazy town got mad skills, cuz...i mean, talent's talent!" uuuuuuuuuuuugh.

wait actually he might have said the "talent's talent" line about jojo.

ZR (teenagequiet), Friday, 18 November 2005 16:23 (twenty years ago)

POINT OF ORDER: Matchbox Twenty got much more tolerable once Rob Thomas figured out how to sing (particularly "Unwell").

The only thing that would make Matchbox Twenty tolerable would be an unforunate contraction of incurable deafness.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Friday, 18 November 2005 18:36 (twenty years ago)

Sublime is way better than most of those SoCal punk bands that were on Cruz records or Flipside, stuff like NOFX or worse the 10000 bands that followed in their footsteps playing that pop punk stuff that sounded like a watered down version of The Descendants.

Sublime was never really great, but I think they kind of did their own thing somewhat and actually had a couple of decent songs. They sampled The Minutemen, so they can't be all bad. Either way, the main guy from Sublime blew it and that was that. I think it is all kind of sad.


earlnash, Friday, 18 November 2005 18:43 (twenty years ago)

Sublime would have been much better without the layer of 'ska' cheese - "Wrong Way" is a fine, fun song but the horns get old fast.

I remember a couple of decent songs off the Long Beach Dub All-Stars album, where they relied on guests (Barrington Levy, HR, etc.) for vocals.

Erick Dampier is better than Shaq (miloaukerman), Friday, 18 November 2005 18:43 (twenty years ago)

two months pass...
jack dee you is worng son. Sublime throw down like you count. dont hate cause you want to be a sublime fan.

Tom Hanarhan Cristanson, Wednesday, 18 January 2006 03:51 (twenty years ago)

Sublime suck moose cock.
311 might be worse.

Both bands play watered down versions of music that I don't like much in full-strength form. So yeah, they might not be the worst bands ever to exist... But they might be to me.

Brian O'Neill (NYCNative), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 05:06 (twenty years ago)

a lot better than Jane's Addiction

gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 05:11 (twenty years ago)

One band helped invent a scene. The other ones water the music of pre-existing scenes down. I guess if you feel that innovation is a less desirable quality than making commercial pablum for the masses you can make that argument.

Brian O'Neill (NYCNative), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 05:17 (twenty years ago)

a lot better than Jane's Addiction

No.

daavid (daavid), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 05:18 (twenty years ago)

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gabbneb (gabbneb), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 05:19 (twenty years ago)

Both bands play watered down versions of music that I don't like much in full-strength form

I think the wrath one might feel for Sublime or 311 as opposed to Nickelback or Matchbox 20 is that even when you get around to dismissing them, you continue to listen to the records that might have inspired them. While they're far from being good, they probably didn't have too terrible taste in music themselves.

It's also easy to hate the watered-down stuff you listened to in High School before you were hip enough for the hard stuff. It takes everyone a few steps walk away from the popular crowd. Fifteen year olds aren't designed to listen to the Fall and vica versa.

bendy (bendy), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 05:26 (twenty years ago)

The Fall aren't designed to listen to 15-year-olds?

Guitar Phase (Matt Chesnut), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 05:53 (twenty years ago)

"Designed to ignore the fifteen-year-old-ah!"

bendy (bendy), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 06:10 (twenty years ago)

a lot better than Jane's Addiction

Out.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 06:55 (twenty years ago)

I think the wrath one might feel for Sublime or 311 as opposed to Nickelback or Matchbox 20 is that even when you get around to dismissing them, you continue to listen to the records that might have inspired them.

I listen to the bands that influenced Nickelback and Matchbox 20 too. I mean, as bland as those two are, I'll bet that the group's members had a few Cheap Trick, Kiss and maybe even REM records between them.

While they're far from being good, they probably didn't have too terrible taste in music themselves.

A guy can give a million dollars to charity, he can hoard it and live off the interest, he can use it to pay for the extinction of cute puppies and kittens. Money isn't immoral or moral even, it's just there. What we do with it is what makes it moral or immoral. Music's the same way. Only different.

It's also easy to hate the watered-down stuff you listened to in High School before you were hip enough for the hard stuff. It takes everyone a few steps walk away from the popular crowd. Fifteen year olds aren't designed to listen to the Fall and vica versa.

I don't know... I was 15 in 1984 and I don't think I was particularly "smart" then. Sure I listened to Rush, Van Halen (kind enough to name their album after the year), ZZ Top and Maiden/Priest, but I also managed to find out about Metallica and Minor Threat around then. Oh, and the Bad Brains who probably unwittingly influenced both Sublime and 311.

If some teenager wants to use Sublime and 311 as a gateway drug to better prototypical bands (like I later used the guitar-oriented industrial stuff like Ministry and KMFDM to go back and get into Chrome and Neubauten), okay, then I guess they served a purpose. Doesn't mean I can't curse them for the millions who remain convinced that that those bands are thee shit.

Brian O'Neill (NYCNative), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 13:32 (twenty years ago)

four weeks pass...
There's nothing wrong with Sublime. Sublime is wonderful. I hate to tell you this, but music like Matchbox 20, Creed, Nickelback, and so on is fagget music. I've only ever heard chicks listen to them. Kottonmouth Kings are only good when stoned.

But seriously, even if you don't like them, how could Sublime be the worst band of all time? 311 isn't great, but they have a few real good songs.

You guys suck.

bobby boy, Wednesday, 15 February 2006 02:55 (twenty years ago)

I love you.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 02:57 (twenty years ago)

Please don't go.

Jena (JenaP), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 03:03 (twenty years ago)

i can't imagine i'm the only one to notice the sublime similarities in the latest batch of huge nme hypes

just glad it came to england eventually! you're having your turn

marc h. (marc h.), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 03:24 (twenty years ago)

man i'm as black as can be, but grew up in the burbs, and i love sublime. i never listen to it anymore but it was the bridge between my white university friends and me.

the rock n roll nigga (the rock n roll nigga), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 07:00 (twenty years ago)

Okay I'm not a Sublime hater really, their radio hits eventually started to grate on my ears but.........HOW COME NOBODY NOTICES THAT GUY FROM PUDDLE OF MUD(SHIT)IS JUST TRYING TO SOUND EXACTLY LIKE KURT COBAIN!?!?! I think it's far worse for a group to blatantly rip off another band's sound, same thing with that fatass from Seether. So in conclusion my friends, no I am definintely not a Sublime fan, but at least I can't think of another band that sounds like them (I mean, a band who they copied).

xgurggleglgllg (xgurggleglgllg), Wednesday, 15 February 2006 08:22 (twenty years ago)

sublime was not the worst band ever. they were, by far, the best band ever. they started their own style of music. brads voice was magical. the guys were cool. im guessing most of the people saying they were the worst band ever are homosexual. or else they are just not down for partying, having a good time, or just chilling, because that is what sublime was all about. 311 is a decent band too. im from omaha where they are from so i used to like them a lot but ive heard they are dickheads and theyre music kinda got old so i can somewhat see people saying they are bad. i read somewhere that sublime was playing a concert with 311 and 311 was being snotty because they had a big tour bus and sublime was just in their van so after sublime played 311 was doing sound check and their sampler was on stage and brad deleted all their samples. thought that was kinda funny. but you fags that dont like sublime need to chill out and if you dont like them i guess thats your problem but dont talk shit. and whoever said they have a fake reggae style is a big fagget. they loved marley man, thats all. everyone i know loves marley, he was the man. and its not like they are completely reggae, they just throw a little bit of reggae in with everything else. if you cant appreciate that i guess its based on your own taste in music but dont say theyre fake reggae. you guys are all gay. peace.

lou dog, Sunday, 19 February 2006 18:13 (twenty years ago)

i guess we're all gay?

Christopher Costello (CGC), Sunday, 19 February 2006 18:19 (twenty years ago)

christopher otm. too gay for america, even!

marc h. (marc h.), Sunday, 19 February 2006 20:34 (twenty years ago)


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