Maybe I will vote for Iceland but assless pants would have made that a certainty
― L'assie (Euler), Saturday, 18 May 2019 20:31 (five years ago) link
Digitally distorted screaming and fire, what more could you want? I feel sorry for anyone who has to follow that.
― Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Saturday, 18 May 2019 20:31 (five years ago) link
Still prefer Norway but that was impressive
― imago, Saturday, 18 May 2019 20:32 (five years ago) link
...which, by the looks of it, is the Estonian Bon Jovi.
― Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Saturday, 18 May 2019 20:32 (five years ago) link
god this poor estonian bastard having to follow iceland
― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 18 May 2019 20:32 (five years ago) link
This is much better than the intro lead me to think. One of the best choruses so far.
― Tuomas, Saturday, 18 May 2019 20:34 (five years ago) link
Estonian cliche lyrics guitar strummer, kind of forgettable really.
― just another country (snoball), Saturday, 18 May 2019 20:34 (five years ago) link
Too smug to win.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 18 May 2019 20:35 (five years ago) link
This is Stay With Me by Sam Smith, which was already shit
― imago, Saturday, 18 May 2019 20:35 (five years ago) link
xp also should have cut to the chase and not bothered with the guitar at the beginning.
― just another country (snoball), Saturday, 18 May 2019 20:35 (five years ago) link
young lady you are NOT leaving the house wearing that
― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 18 May 2019 20:36 (five years ago) link
nobody else got an alfie and bibi '19 vibe from slovenia?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlW-3o6MUsM
― maura, Saturday, 18 May 2019 20:39 (five years ago) link
anyway my favorites so far are san marino, greece, and cyprus, and i look forward to hearing denmark's song in a psa
So this is like a budget version of the All Is Full of Love video?
― Tuomas, Saturday, 18 May 2019 20:41 (five years ago) link
robot arms comfortably in the top five most charismatic performers yet seen on stage tonight
― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 18 May 2019 20:41 (five years ago) link
this is a great scissor sisters b-side
― maura, Saturday, 18 May 2019 20:42 (five years ago) link
Denmark's lyrics were corny as hell, but the song and performance were undeniably cute. Also, bonus points for the random switch from English to French for the second half of the song.
― Tuomas, Saturday, 18 May 2019 20:43 (five years ago) link
Chorus of Azerbaijan's song is a bit too Maroon 5.
― just another country (snoball), Saturday, 18 May 2019 20:44 (five years ago) link
thanks, i hate this
― maura, Saturday, 18 May 2019 20:45 (five years ago) link
The French can't bring themselves to sing a song entirely in English, but they'd be better to just sing in French.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 18 May 2019 20:46 (five years ago) link
The thing that strikes me the most about the French entry is that the singer is really struggling to be on pitch.
― Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Saturday, 18 May 2019 20:46 (five years ago) link
strong look, bad song
― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 18 May 2019 20:47 (five years ago) link
It's usually the British entrants who can't sing.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 18 May 2019 20:47 (five years ago) link
damn french eating our lunch again, smdh
― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 18 May 2019 20:48 (five years ago) link
Italy's entry also completely unremarkable. No hook whatsoever, really generic melody, not even a strong performance gimmick.
― Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Saturday, 18 May 2019 20:49 (five years ago) link
First reference to Jackie Chan in Eurovision from the Italian entry?
― just another country (snoball), Saturday, 18 May 2019 20:50 (five years ago) link
At least it's in Italian.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 18 May 2019 20:50 (five years ago) link
Okay, Italy's song is surprisingly strong, and the lyrics are kinda too personal for something like this?
― Tuomas, Saturday, 18 May 2019 20:50 (five years ago) link
xpost:
Yes, there is that!
― Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Saturday, 18 May 2019 20:51 (five years ago) link
strong Shaggy vibes
― Siegbran, Saturday, 18 May 2019 20:51 (five years ago) link
The audience are only half-heartedly into this clapping gimmick.
― just another country (snoball), Saturday, 18 May 2019 20:52 (five years ago) link
Serbiohead
― imago, Saturday, 18 May 2019 20:53 (five years ago) link
let’s not be so quick to traduce shaggy now ok
― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 18 May 2019 20:53 (five years ago) link
Well, there goes the wax out of my ears! Thanx! #SRB
― Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Saturday, 18 May 2019 20:53 (five years ago) link
These Eastern Europeans can always sing like fuck tbf.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 18 May 2019 20:54 (five years ago) link
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Ha, that's what I thought when he first started singing!
― Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Saturday, 18 May 2019 20:55 (five years ago) link
lovely bit of air guitar from the serbian christina applegate there
― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 18 May 2019 20:55 (five years ago) link
I can't tell the difference between all these dark haired guys with beards and the exact same haircuts.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 18 May 2019 20:56 (five years ago) link
Wow, when did Kane Brown turn Swiss and enter Eurovision
― maura, Saturday, 18 May 2019 20:57 (five years ago) link
This Swiss one just sounds like all modern shit-pop
― imago, Saturday, 18 May 2019 20:57 (five years ago) link
It's that infernal beat
― imago, Saturday, 18 May 2019 20:58 (five years ago) link
Is this song about blowjobs?
― Tuomas, Saturday, 18 May 2019 20:58 (five years ago) link
It does, but it terms of execution it isn't all that bad, actually. This'll probably be the one that ends up winning.
(xpost)
― Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Saturday, 18 May 2019 20:59 (five years ago) link
The sudden cut to moody synth pads is more annoying.
― Ned Caligari (Tom D.), Saturday, 18 May 2019 20:59 (five years ago) link
At least it wasn't a ballad
― imago, Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:00 (five years ago) link
To be fair, Australia has always been my favourite part of Europe. Let's see how they do...
― Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:00 (five years ago) link
ah yes, here comes my favourite of all the European nations now
― michael keaton IS jim thirlwell IN ‘foetaljuice’ (bizarro gazzara), Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:00 (five years ago) link
jinx
what the fuck is this shit
Oh fuck no. NO!
― Le Baton Rose (Turrican), Saturday, 18 May 2019 21:01 (five years ago) link