This is the, even better, tracklist on Wiki:
1. "Hot Grills and High Tops" - 0:41 2. "Stick Stickly" - 3:22 3. "Bro, Ashley's Here" - 3:17 4. "Shred, White & Blue" - 2:35 5. "Party Foul" - 2:36 6. "What Happens If I Can't Check My MySpace When We Get There?" - 2:35 7. "Interlude" - 2:06 8. "The People's Elbow" - 2:37 9. "Kickin' Wing, Animal Doctor" - 2:28 10. "Dr. Shavargo Pt.3" - 3:42 11. "Catfish Soup" - 2:58 12. "Outro" - 1:24
― the sideburns are album-specific (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 20:45 (fifteen years ago) link
http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/22/l_cbc4139aefdadfb8df65ba9e43fcf46c.jpg
― original bgm, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 20:46 (fifteen years ago) link
that they have a song called 'bro, ashley's here' makes me kind of want to hug them
― which button do I push to kick your ass? (nickalicious), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 21:21 (fifteen years ago) link
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― am0n, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 21:51 (fifteen years ago) link
"can i speak to arch? last name cancerped"
― am0n, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 21:52 (fifteen years ago) link
did ILM coin "crabcore?"
no
― am0n, Tuesday, June 23, 2009 1:10 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
did we determine who did then?
― psychgawsple, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 21:58 (fifteen years ago) link
anonymous 4chan posts?
― psychgawsple, Tuesday, 23 June 2009 22:04 (fifteen years ago) link
didn't someone on this thread claim tim & eric involvement?
Other moves available to crabcore players include:
* The "Richardson Richardson"* "Krinking"* The "Beaver Bounce"* The "Krunkle Kick"* The "Shrimp & White Wine"* The "Dirty Hamper"* The "Pestal Press"
at least 3 of these are from the tim and eric "beaver boys" sketch
― guammls (QE II), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 23:17 (fifteen years ago) link
I'd like to think they're singing about Stick Stickley and not Jesus
looolll
― I'm Rick Wakeman, bitch! (Trayce), Tuesday, 23 June 2009 23:27 (fifteen years ago) link
actually, they ALL are. richardson richardson.
― some sick fuck with a bow and arrow killing roos and koalas (Eisbaer), Saturday, 27 June 2009 20:50 (fifteen years ago) link
http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/28/squatshred.gif
― am0n, Tuesday, 30 June 2009 14:41 (fifteen years ago) link
pony-ride stance
http://i40.tinypic.com/2yx4zvc.jpgmorelike
― Kerm, Tuesday, 30 June 2009 14:45 (fifteen years ago) link
holy shit i checked my myspace for the first time in a month+ and brokencyde were featured on the homepage!!
― which button do I push to kick your ass? (nickalicious), Tuesday, 30 June 2009 19:42 (fifteen years ago) link
they probably fall right down the middle of the demographic that still actively loves myspace
― mh, Tuesday, 30 June 2009 19:48 (fifteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eX4culcdV3g&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fvideos%2Eantville%2Eorg%2Fstories%2F1914323%2F&feature=player_embedded
― makeitpop, Tuesday, 30 June 2009 23:19 (fifteen years ago) link
Here's my Attack Attack! preview for Willamette Week back on March 13 2009:
Escape the Fate, Black Tide, William Control, Attack Attack[JESUS GRIND] Attack Attack has been fucking with my mind since I stumbled across its muted rainbow-hued MySpace page late last year. First off, this is screamo that borders on grindcore (or at least metalcore) that transitions shamelessly into clean vocal choruses drenched in auto-tuned harmonies. Even stranger to these ears are the occasional house beats and vocodered Christian lyrics. Well, Hot Topic is digging the band, and online success story Escape the Fate is taking Attack Attack on the road. I guess it’s time for me to admit that kids born while I was in high school are onto something so new and perverse that I can’t truly comprehend it. NATHAN CARSON. 7 pm. Hawthorne Theatre, 3862 SE Hawthorne Blvd., 233-7100. $15. All ages.
― Nate Carson, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 06:13 (fifteen years ago) link
Crab Nate in record store
― ambience chaser (S-), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 06:28 (fifteen years ago) link
You can find a lot of overlooked rarities when crabbing around in the record store.
― Nate Carson, Wednesday, 1 July 2009 06:40 (fifteen years ago) link
crab store record nate core christ grind zoid
― i yelled "BIG HOOS" but i was yelling at my steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 1 July 2009 06:46 (fifteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4LRKw_eLSko
― Jamie_ATP, Monday, 13 July 2009 16:38 (fifteen years ago) link
Haha why did I know this was going be the post to revive the thread.
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 13 July 2009 16:39 (fifteen years ago) link
What's with all the sternum-tattooing these guys get?
― Alex in NYC, Monday, 13 July 2009 16:53 (fifteen years ago) link
I love this shit. More crabcore please. kthxbye
― Kevin John Bozelka, Monday, 13 July 2009 16:58 (fifteen years ago) link
so is crabcore strictly Christian? maybe the crabwalk helps relieve the constant blue-balls caused by signing the Abstinence Pledge
― Not No Cow (Fuckatimest), Monday, 13 July 2009 17:10 (fifteen years ago) link
what the fuck is this shit
― suddenly, everything was dark and smelly (HI DERE), Monday, 13 July 2009 17:10 (fifteen years ago) link
Boggles the mind.
― Alex in NYC, Monday, 13 July 2009 17:11 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm not the world's biggest metal fan by any stretch of the imagination so I'm not really on some "ruining the purity of the genre" bullshit or anything like that but... wtf is this. Who thought this would be a good idea and can we beat them with the guitars they molested to record this abomination?
― suddenly, everything was dark and smelly (HI DERE), Monday, 13 July 2009 17:13 (fifteen years ago) link
I think it's a fantastic idea.
― Kevin John Bozelka, Monday, 13 July 2009 17:17 (fifteen years ago) link
crabcore badcore
― original bgm, Monday, 13 July 2009 17:19 (fifteen years ago) link
This really is the silliest stuff in the world.
― Alex in NYC, Monday, 13 July 2009 18:51 (fifteen years ago) link
Are kids taking this stuff seriously?
― Alex in NYC, Monday, 13 July 2009 19:39 (fifteen years ago) link
hah, actually watching the confide video now. some serious crabcore action about 3mins in.
― original bgm, Monday, 13 July 2009 19:43 (fifteen years ago) link
well, the postal service cover is in this "Goood Music" playlist, so I'd say, yep.
but is this mostly a xtian thing?
― original bgm, Monday, 13 July 2009 19:46 (fifteen years ago) link
Once again, Jesus tries to rock ..... and fails.
― Alex in NYC, Monday, 13 July 2009 19:47 (fifteen years ago) link
I don't want to imagine what kind of buttnuggetry will come the pike in the 30 years that will make this look condonable.
― da croupier, Monday, 13 July 2009 19:51 (fifteen years ago) link
come down the pike, rather
Hahahahaha
― Alex in NYC, Monday, 13 July 2009 19:52 (fifteen years ago) link
christ that was awful
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 13 July 2009 19:59 (fifteen years ago) link
christ, that was awful.
― original bgm, Monday, 13 July 2009 20:05 (fifteen years ago) link
next crabcore bandChrist... That Was Awful!
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 13 July 2009 20:08 (fifteen years ago) link
crabcore originators:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KubgMDSMXfI
― original bgm, Monday, 13 July 2009 20:08 (fifteen years ago) link
Here is a similar thread over on DFFD http://www.foreverdoomed.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=11567
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 13 July 2009 20:10 (fifteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxwhqcdedRw
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 13 July 2009 20:13 (fifteen years ago) link
btw why is there no thread on chavcore yet?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=255euVhmdW0
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 13 July 2009 20:16 (fifteen years ago) link
Someone called TRC "Ninebar meets Blazin Squad"
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 13 July 2009 20:19 (fifteen years ago) link
Not heard Ninebar?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Anz_kVX3KGk
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 13 July 2009 20:20 (fifteen years ago) link
Has this been posted already?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8brx6BG_CtY
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 13 July 2009 20:21 (fifteen years ago) link
XDShame7XD (4 days ago) Y would BrokeNCYDE sing with these kids they suck they given BrokeNCYDE a bad rep BC13 MOTHERFUCKERSTheKidWithBadHairJK (4 days ago)wtf? slipknot is terrible. go listen to real metal like suicide silence
TheKidWithBadHairJK (4 days ago)
wtf? slipknot is terrible. go listen to real metal like suicide silence
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 13 July 2009 20:24 (fifteen years ago) link
again with british people having to give a fucking genre name for everything
― gr80 gaga (Whiney G. Weingarten), Monday, 13 July 2009 20:26 (fifteen years ago) link