(I have no idea what he means by 'chromatic-chord harmony', though, I have to say. I mean, I DO know what 'chromatic harmony' means to me but blues and jazz are filled with it.)
― Feel a million filaments (Sund4r), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 03:43 (three years ago) link
i have skimmed the essay, but not read it carefully; it seems like what he's got going on is an effort to trade in race-essentialist terms in order to narrate a critical history that's aimed ultimately at somehow articulating 'the contradictions' in that history from the perspective of the present day and for the benefit of the present day, landing on a certain tone of impossible optimism after all too many episodes of knowingness about the ironies of the past. comes off as kind of chronologically chaotic and tonally discombobulated, and you have to grant him an awful lot on the way many passing judgments are expressed in order to help the structure maintain enough rigidity to make it from start to finish. eh.
seems like a lot of its problems come from its being 'good writing'.
― j., Wednesday, 1 July 2020 03:49 (three years ago) link
That's fair imo.
― Feel a million filaments (Sund4r), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 03:58 (three years ago) link
Finally some people brave enough to take down the 1619 Project
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 13:04 (three years ago) link
I recently spent a few days with my 88 yr old father, whose house is full of copies of The Oldie, a monthly "humorous" UK magazine aimed at old people. It recently introduced a music column by Rachel Johnson, the socialite sister of the current Prime Minister. It is bad. I don't think it's available online, so you will have to take my word for the awfulness of her recent piece about The Clash and the teenage love for Sandinista she shared with Boris.
― fetter, Wednesday, 1 July 2020 15:26 (three years ago) link
https://www.theoldie.co.uk/article/feel-the-byrne
Is this my beautiful house? Is this my beautiful life? What are we doing here? Search me, guv! We’re all on a Road to Nowhere. Both sides of the Atlantic.
I was there. I’d fly almost anywhere – sorry, Greta – to see it again.
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 15:32 (three years ago) link
back when i was on-staff at the wire it shared a publisher with the oldie
― mark s, Wednesday, 1 July 2020 15:35 (three years ago) link
from a fawning interview with Chris Blackwell:
As I watch the gentle, tall, lean man chew his salad, composed with greens from his own farm, and patiently answer questions he must have replied to thousands of times, I can only sit back and marvel.He has led a charmed life, he has brought pleasure to millions, he lives a modest life on his island in the sun, and this, he says, is his secret to his success.‘Stay with what you love.’Ya mon. Irie.
He has led a charmed life, he has brought pleasure to millions, he lives a modest life on his island in the sun, and this, he says, is his secret to his success.
‘Stay with what you love.’
Ya mon. Irie.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 15:36 (three years ago) link
HE LIVES A MODEST LIFE ON HIS ISLAND
it's a starter island
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 15:38 (three years ago) link
Ya mon.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 1 July 2020 15:40 (three years ago) link
https://donnacwrites.substack.com/p/on-jack-harlows-sudden-success
“You’re not always going to make fire, you have to go through making that weaker stuff before you’re gonna get the fire,” Jack told me in January 2018. At the time, the statement was a revelation for me, someone who is so set on perfection from jump. Only later would I realize every talk with Jack is an opportunity to learn about myself.
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Monday, 6 July 2020 22:03 (three years ago) link
"Years later, as I pulled back the hood of my robe, and put the challice to my lips, I wondered if maybe I was a little TOO devoted to him"
― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Monday, 6 July 2020 22:47 (three years ago) link
it should be noted that her muse there is this guyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFKb7JzSjaA
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 04:24 (three years ago) link
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
― shout-out to his family (DJP), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 11:30 (three years ago) link
How is Jack Harlow's hair allowed to be that bad
― JRN, Tuesday, 7 July 2020 15:54 (three years ago) link
the "what's poppin" instrumental is pretty nice; really can't listen to this guy tho
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 16:08 (three years ago) link
The video ("what's poppin") in that "article" being my first (and hopefully only) exposure to Jack Harlow, I have to ask: is there a syncing problem on the video or is Jack unable to lip-sync in addition to being unable to rap?
― Tōne Locatelli Romano (PBKR), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 16:16 (three years ago) link
Lol, from the link:
I realized my take might not be so hot after all
― Tōne Locatelli Romano (PBKR), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 16:19 (three years ago) link
it was days after I had first seen the “Dark Knight” music video, and as I expressed in my lede, I was shocked no one was talking about the work.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgKKY8bg3N8
this is some clown shit
― shout-out to his family (DJP), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 16:28 (three years ago) link
What is good about that? It has almost no musical content (the backing track); his rapping is fast and slightly more complex than other rappers his age, but he's still not saying anything worth hearing; the video just looks like a bunch of kids hanging out on a school night...this is literally worthless as art. The only thing worse than the song/video is the fact that someone somewhere thinks it's good.
― but also fuck you (unperson), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 16:45 (three years ago) link
what's good about that is that she found it first
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 17:07 (three years ago) link
this is literally worthless as art
Someone please deconstruct this statement before ILM self-destructs.
― pomenitul, Tuesday, 7 July 2020 17:10 (three years ago) link
sometimes you have an entire career of making that clown shit before you're gonna get the fire
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 17:29 (three years ago) link
375,215,674 WHATS POPPIN Fans Can’t Be Wrong
― No mean feat. DaBaby (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 19:18 (three years ago) link
okay I read that whole thing and that is a lot of purple prose to drop about your crush from trigonometry
― shout-out to his family (DJP), Tuesday, 7 July 2020 20:07 (three years ago) link
waist like a cosine
― j., Tuesday, 7 July 2020 20:10 (three years ago) link
imagine if karmin had come to prominence in the substack era
― maura, Wednesday, 8 July 2020 16:45 (three years ago) link
you guys realize of course that this kid is gonna be doing his OG hologram tour in 2035 and we're gonna have to put up with crustbabies talking about where they were when they heard his first tik tok
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 18:25 (three years ago) link
it was all a dreamI used to read Details magazine
― I hear that sometimes Satan wants to defund police (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 8 July 2020 23:04 (three years ago) link
i've only heard "whats poppin" but it's like a v normal run-of-the-mill song? not sure what's so earth-shatteringly terrible about it
it was posted in the rolling worst of 2020 thread basically immediately upon existing so perhaps i'm oblivious (yes i do realize he is a person of pallor getting played mostly at black radio, i mean other than that)
― dyl, Thursday, 9 July 2020 03:23 (three years ago) link
Try the lyrics
― Fuck the NRA (ulysses), Thursday, 9 July 2020 03:55 (three years ago) link
yes when i described the song as very average/typical i was clearly not including the lyrics in my assessment
― dyl, Thursday, 9 July 2020 04:21 (three years ago) link
https://www.vox.com/2020/8/14/21368137/wap-meaning-megan-thee-stallion-cardi-b
But Shakespeare, while he had an unending pandemic to create King Lear, never came close to creating this rhythmic flow of genius from Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion’s “WAP”:Put him on his knees, give him somethin’ to believe inNever lost a fight, but I’m lookin’ for a beatingIn the food chain, I’m the one that eat yaIf he ate my ass, he’s a bottom feederIn four lines, Megan Thee Stallion exalts the privilege of performing cunnilingus on her, before issuing a taunt, a guarantee of endurance from her vagina. Megan is a religious experience, a powerhouse, an apex predator, and a provider.
Put him on his knees, give him somethin’ to believe inNever lost a fight, but I’m lookin’ for a beatingIn the food chain, I’m the one that eat yaIf he ate my ass, he’s a bottom feeder
In four lines, Megan Thee Stallion exalts the privilege of performing cunnilingus on her, before issuing a taunt, a guarantee of endurance from her vagina. Megan is a religious experience, a powerhouse, an apex predator, and a provider.
In the same way Shakespeare used monarchy, kings, and two awful daughters in King Lear to talk about family, mental illness, and fear of old age, Cardi and Megan use hyperbolic, fantastic imagery — even herpetology, the harmless garter snake versus the king cobra — to tell a story about the basic, absolutely human feelings of desire and arousal.“It’s pretty simple,” Bianca Burke, a porn actress, told me. “When anything sexy is happening — like making out with a cute guy or when you replay last night’s hookup in your head during your 15-minute break at work, your pussy may get aroused, which can lead to it getting wet.”
“It’s pretty simple,” Bianca Burke, a porn actress, told me. “When anything sexy is happening — like making out with a cute guy or when you replay last night’s hookup in your head during your 15-minute break at work, your pussy may get aroused, which can lead to it getting wet.”
― treeship., Monday, 17 August 2020 07:21 (three years ago) link
vox is so terrible
― (The Other) J.D. (J.D.), Monday, 17 August 2020 08:20 (three years ago) link
lol
― magnet of the elk park (Sund4r), Monday, 17 August 2020 11:11 (three years ago) link
My husband read the first line to me last night and I was like 'please stop it hurts'
― healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Monday, 17 August 2020 12:04 (three years ago) link
so someone expanded the "goop on ya grinch" tweet into a whole article?
― turn the jawhatthefuckever on (One Eye Open), Monday, 17 August 2020 12:17 (three years ago) link
I mean, Marc Lamont Hill did a whole video about 'why WAP isn't problematic.' His intended audience was primarily more concervative Black people, from what I could tell, but the whole thing was really bizarre.
― healthy cocaine off perfect butts (the table is the table), Monday, 17 August 2020 12:53 (three years ago) link
https://imgur.com/a/qRejK2Q
― unpaid intern at the darvo institute (Simon H.), Monday, 17 August 2020 12:55 (three years ago) link
defending the song is fine. saying you like it because it affirms female desire is a sound argument. so too is the counter that it does so in a way that still panders to the male gaze. this vox article with the king lear angle, however, is wildly stupid.
― treeship., Monday, 17 August 2020 12:55 (three years ago) link
imagine shoehorning Lear into this dreck and not even quoting this part:
You cataracts and hurricanoes, spoutTill you have drench'd our steeples, drown'd the cocks!
― rob, Monday, 17 August 2020 13:19 (three years ago) link
lmao
― treeship., Monday, 17 August 2020 13:25 (three years ago) link
i take it back -- this piece is worthwhile, after all, as a set up for that post
Haha
― magnet of the elk park (Sund4r), Monday, 17 August 2020 13:32 (three years ago) link
One could see Shapiro’s comments as genuine concern; maybe he truly believes there’s a Sorcerer’s Apprentice situation going on with genitalia.
okay lol, article redeemed
― shout-out to his family (DJP), Monday, 17 August 2020 13:41 (three years ago) link
The fitchew, nor the soiled horse, goes to 'tWith a more riotous appetite.Down from the waist they are Centaurs,Though women all above
― neith moon (ledge), Monday, 17 August 2020 13:42 (three years ago) link
the vox piece is clearly a stunt, probably because of a dare, probably the result of a bored digression in a slack channel
― sound of scampo talk to me (El Tomboto), Monday, 17 August 2020 13:44 (three years ago) link
"hey bro, dare you to write a comparative analysis of king lear and wap, but like with the kind of shoddy reasoning and inflated claims you would see in a high school paper"
― treeship., Monday, 17 August 2020 13:48 (three years ago) link
namechecking "King Lear" once is not a comparative analysis
― shout-out to his family (DJP), Monday, 17 August 2020 13:49 (three years ago) link