Teenage Opera - Earl BrutusTeenage Mustache - The Locust
― lynndie englisher (country matters), Monday, 6 July 2009 16:50 (fourteen years ago) link
Teenage Superstars - The Vaselines
― clotpoll, Monday, 6 July 2009 16:56 (fourteen years ago) link
"Teenage Lobotomy" trumps all.
― Alex in NYC, Monday, 6 July 2009 17:05 (fourteen years ago) link
Teenage Dirtbag is so good, actually, that not even Girls Aloud can fuck it up.
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 6 July 2009 17:08 (fourteen years ago) link
you guys "Teenage Opera" is actually really good and none of you will ever hear it ;_;
― lynndie englisher (country matters), Monday, 6 July 2009 17:09 (fourteen years ago) link
teenage wildlife - bowieteenage rampage - sweetteenage wasteland - the who
theres one by placebo I cant be bothered to google
― Sandy Blair, Monday, 6 July 2009 17:12 (fourteen years ago) link
"Baba O'Riley" doesn't count)."Baba O'Riley" doesn't count)."Baba O'Riley" doesn't count)."Baba O'Riley" doesn't count)."Baba O'Riley" doesn't count).
― ian, Monday, 6 July 2009 17:13 (fourteen years ago) link
Teenage Dirtbag is ok.. I don't appreciate how it reminds me of that terrible movie with Jason Biggs that I never want to think about again.. I'm pretty sure the song did very well in the UK, and was sort of a medium-sized alt-rock hit in the US.
Teeenage Kicks is one of the best songs I've ever heard.
― billstevejim, Monday, 6 July 2009 17:14 (fourteen years ago) link
I mean, doesnt anyone besides me think the singing in Teenage Dirtbag is kinda annoying? It's not a terrible song, but nothing to be amazed by.
― billstevejim, Monday, 6 July 2009 17:15 (fourteen years ago) link
More like Teenage Douchebag amirite?
― Enemy Insects (NickB), Monday, 6 July 2009 17:17 (fourteen years ago) link
As far as I know, I've never heard another Wheatus song. But Teenage Dirtbag is good enough to overcome its singer.
― Johnny Fever, Monday, 6 July 2009 17:19 (fourteen years ago) link
teenage wasteland - the who
OTM
― Porn on the Sixth of July (Pillbox), Monday, 6 July 2009 17:22 (fourteen years ago) link
Too bad there is no song by The Who with that title.
― billstevejim, Monday, 6 July 2009 17:25 (fourteen years ago) link
yes. yes there is.
― Porn on the Sixth of July (Pillbox), Monday, 6 July 2009 17:26 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENblHOxi1c4&feature=related
I probly like this more than Wheatus tbf but it is v. maudlin
― Bearsport Cockvention (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 July 2009 17:27 (fourteen years ago) link
Teenage FBI: Guided By Voices Teenage Boyfriend: The Capricorns
― kornrulez6969, Monday, 6 July 2009 17:32 (fourteen years ago) link
another write-in for dirtbag.
the only other song i've heard by wheatus is that Erasure cover. it was ok.
― Roz, Monday, 6 July 2009 17:58 (fourteen years ago) link
Here's the list thus far:
"Teenage Head" - The Flamin' Groovies"Teenage Lament '74" - Alice Cooper"Teenage Lobotomy" - Ramones"Teenage Kicks" - The Undertones"Teenage Riot" - Sonic Youth"Teenage Dirtbag" - Wheatus"Teenage Lust" - MC5
"Teenage Whore" - Hole"Teenage Lust" - Jesus & Mary Chain"Teenage Angst" - Placebo"Teenage Sensation" - GusGus"Teenage Opera" - Earl Brutus"Teenage Mustache" - The Locust"Teenage Superstars" - The Vaselines"Teenage Wildlife" - David Bowie"Teenage Rampage" - Sweet"Teenage FBI" - Guided By Voices"Teenage Boyfriend" - The Capricorns
Is that second chunk of songs going to get more than a vote or two? I feel like if it is limited to the top of the field it might be more interesting.
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 6 July 2009 18:10 (fourteen years ago) link
WHERE IS DIRTBAG??
― "lol" as frivolity (Stevie D), Monday, 6 July 2009 18:13 (fourteen years ago) link
I'll second "Teenage Rampage" -- though I probably wouldn't honestly vote for it, and might actually prefer the Bo Donaldson and the Heywoods version.
― xhuxk, Monday, 6 July 2009 18:14 (fourteen years ago) link
Slick Rick, man, jeez!
― For other uses, see Cornhole (disambiguation). (Oilyrags), Monday, 6 July 2009 18:23 (fourteen years ago) link
Teenage Winter, Saint Etienne
― last night i dreamt somebody shoved me (ledge), Monday, 6 July 2009 18:28 (fourteen years ago) link
How about "Teenage Wedding"? Been done so many times, I'm not sure whose song it really is, but I think it began life in Cajun country. Anyhoo, while "Teenage Dirtbag" was a pretty good radio song for a couple of weeks, and a lot of great groups have "Teenage . . . " songs as filler, I don't see anything else on the list that was covered by Annette Funicello and Chuck Berry.
― Vornado, Monday, 6 July 2009 18:29 (fourteen years ago) link
I am trying hard not to get all Alex in NYC over people wanting to vote for "Teenage Dirtbag" over "Teenage Head" (or really any of the original poll songs).
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 6 July 2009 18:34 (fourteen years ago) link
"The Teenage" by The Victim. Irish punks. Huge song.
― Michael Train, Monday, 6 July 2009 18:36 (fourteen years ago) link
"Teenage" by The Weirdos, great tune
― sleeve, Monday, 6 July 2009 18:40 (fourteen years ago) link
"Teenage Love Affair", Rick Derringer
― xhuxk, Monday, 6 July 2009 18:40 (fourteen years ago) link
"Teenage Days" by Hilly Michaels is pretty great, but it'll flop in a poll 'cause nobody will have heard it.
"Teenage Crutch" by the Shirts, ditto. I didn't realize they put out an album a few years ago. Not going to buy it.
"Teenage Death Girl" is probably my favorite one, and again it would probably be a strong contender except that like five people will know it. ILX needs more people up on Fowley's good albums.
"Teenage Suicide" by Unrest probably deserves a spot in the poll. Won't win, but it's pretty good.
― dlp9001, Monday, 6 July 2009 18:42 (fourteen years ago) link
Oh, Hilly's song is on youtube at least, with a made-up video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsanAO15OH4
― dlp9001, Monday, 6 July 2009 18:45 (fourteen years ago) link
Isn't the Teenage Wedding Chuck Berry song called "You Never Can Tell"? Not right for this poll, sadly.
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 6 July 2009 18:51 (fourteen years ago) link
I've never heard or even heard of Teenage Dirtbag until this thread for some reason
― joygoat, Monday, 6 July 2009 18:53 (fourteen years ago) link
Personally, I think "Teenage Dirtbag" is some sort of sub-Weezer meets sub-Fountains of Wayne piece of crap, but lots of people did and do like it.
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 6 July 2009 18:56 (fourteen years ago) link
how is that even possible
― her performance (ie, her pubes) stood out for me (HI DERE), Monday, 6 July 2009 18:57 (fourteen years ago) link
Fat Truckers 'Teenage Daughter'
awesome lyrics
― Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Monday, 6 July 2009 18:59 (fourteen years ago) link
Doesn't fit the format perfectly, but there's also Neko Case's "That Teenage Feeling"
― kornrulez6969, Monday, 6 July 2009 19:00 (fourteen years ago) link
Flamin' Groovies also have one called "Teenage Confidential"
― kornrulez6969, Monday, 6 July 2009 19:01 (fourteen years ago) link
wow that wheatus singer looks like a douche
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 6 July 2009 19:07 (fourteen years ago) link
http://img.skitch.com/20081011-b173rspkhm6tf4uyqaiuj5jnua.preview.jpg
― congratulations (n/a), Monday, 6 July 2009 19:08 (fourteen years ago) link
anyway, it doesn't strictly fit with this thread BUT teenagers from mars destroys all of these
― ian, Monday, 6 July 2009 19:10 (fourteen years ago) link
Teenage Dream - T-RexTeenage Warning - Angelic Upstarts
― Enemy Insects (NickB), Monday, 6 July 2009 19:30 (fourteen years ago) link
Teenage Wristband by The Twilight Singers is pretty great.
And there's Teenage Spaceship by Smog.
― Parenthetical Grillz, Monday, 6 July 2009 19:37 (fourteen years ago) link
That's 31. Room for 19 more that nobody will vote for.
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 6 July 2009 19:38 (fourteen years ago) link
WHEATUS
― Bearsport Cockvention (Noodle Vague), Monday, July 6, 2009 11:26 AM (3 hours ago) Bookmark
― ello. ow are oo? (bug), Monday, 6 July 2009 19:39 (fourteen years ago) link
I've got two tickets to Iron Maiden babyCome with me Friday, don't say maybe
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Monday, 6 July 2009 19:53 (fourteen years ago) link
"Teenage Emergency" - Snyder/Thompson
― Stop wishing death on people just for the cool thread titles (Myonga Vön Bontee), Monday, 6 July 2009 20:02 (fourteen years ago) link
'Teenage Hustlin' - Tori Amos
Will vote for GBV's 'Teenage FBI' though. It doesn't get more brilliant than that.
― young depardieu looming out of void in hour of profound triumph (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 6 July 2009 20:31 (fourteen years ago) link
another vote for "Teenage FBI"
― sciolism, Monday, 6 July 2009 20:37 (fourteen years ago) link
Haha, this is a very Lex thing to say, but I never heard it until Girls Aloud covered it a couple years ago.
― sad-ass Gen Y fantasist (jaymc), Monday, 6 July 2009 20:41 (fourteen years ago) link
i told my roommates to turn down Teenage FBI last week when i was trying to sleep.
― ian, Monday, 6 July 2009 20:42 (fourteen years ago) link
Would you not have said that had it concerned Teenage Dirtbag? Your roommates sound okay!
― young depardieu looming out of void in hour of profound triumph (Le Bateau Ivre), Monday, 6 July 2009 20:43 (fourteen years ago) link
Teenage Depression -- Eddie & the Hot RodsTeenage Failure -- Chad & JeremyTeenage Letter -- Big Joe TurnerTeenage Love -- Slick RickTeenage Pin Queen -- Eleventh Dream Day
― Jake Brown, Monday, 6 July 2009 21:14 (fourteen years ago) link
Teenage Girls: The Scruffs
― kornrulez6969, Monday, 6 July 2009 21:16 (fourteen years ago) link
i bet Teenage Caveman could get a few votes?
― ian, Monday, 6 July 2009 21:16 (fourteen years ago) link
Teenage Love Song - Rilo Kiley
― Roz, Monday, 6 July 2009 21:19 (fourteen years ago) link
undertones
― (*゚ー゚)θ L(。・_・) °~ヾ(・ε・ *) (Steve Shasta), Monday, 6 July 2009 21:20 (fourteen years ago) link
The Wasps - Teenage TreatsJoneses - Teenage BreakdownAvengers - Teenage RebelPooh Sticks - Teenage High
― Colonel Poo, Monday, 6 July 2009 21:26 (fourteen years ago) link
I would totally vote for 'I Was A Teenage Werewolf', but I guess that doesn't make the cut.
― Enemy Insects (NickB), Monday, 6 July 2009 21:37 (fourteen years ago) link
"Teenage Zombie for Jesus" - Crawlspace
― gnarly sceptre, Monday, 6 July 2009 21:49 (fourteen years ago) link
This is 44. We can hit 50 before we r-epoll, can't we?
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 6 July 2009 22:12 (fourteen years ago) link
I got loads but they're even more obscure/less likely to get any votes than the ones I just posted...
― Colonel Poo, Monday, 6 July 2009 22:13 (fourteen years ago) link
E.g. The Cowboys - Teenage Life (off Killed By Death #5)
― Colonel Poo, Monday, 6 July 2009 22:14 (fourteen years ago) link
Since I only expect ten or so to get votes, bring 'em on...
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 6 July 2009 22:21 (fourteen years ago) link
Teenage Werewolf seconded.
― incomprehensible Kool-Aid swallower (sarahel), Monday, 6 July 2009 22:22 (fourteen years ago) link
OK...
A.B.H. - Teenage AggressionAccident On The East Lancs - Teenage RunawayCatheters - Teenage TrashDrags - Teenage InvasionGears - Teenage Brain
Is that 50?
― Colonel Poo, Monday, 6 July 2009 22:25 (fourteen years ago) link
Thanks! Poll is full. Can a mod close this? I'll be starting anew in a moment.
― EZ Snappin, Monday, 6 July 2009 22:26 (fourteen years ago) link
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v165/noodle_vague/thumbs-upGif.gif
― Bearsport Cockvention (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 July 2009 22:27 (fourteen years ago) link
Teenage Twats - GG AllinTeenage Nightingales To Wax - The Three Johns
― Enemy Insects (NickB), Monday, 6 July 2009 22:32 (fourteen years ago) link
mountain goats - teenage world
― We are not a gossip site like Wikipedia (hmmmm), Monday, 6 July 2009 23:44 (fourteen years ago) link
^ might vote for it
― We are not a gossip site like Wikipedia (hmmmm), Monday, 6 July 2009 23:45 (fourteen years ago) link
Teenage Lightning by Luna (and apparently Coil do a song of the same name).
― nickn, Tuesday, 7 July 2009 07:50 (fourteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.
― System, Saturday, 11 July 2009 23:01 (fourteen years ago) link
"Teenage Suicide" by Unrest probably deserves a spot in the poll. Won't win, but it's pretty good. - lol, I'm pretty sure that was actually a Big Fun cover. You know.. Big Fun!
― gayest flash mob pillow fight yet (Pillbox), Sunday, 12 July 2009 12:12 (fourteen years ago) link
duh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=44BrEcf9etc
― m coleman, Sunday, 12 July 2009 12:18 (fourteen years ago) link
"Teenage Kicks" wins it for me, but "Teenage Lament '74" is a very close second.
― Hector Savage, Sunday, 12 July 2009 13:39 (fourteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NSNDf84ohvI
― keythkeythkeyth, Sunday, 12 July 2009 16:10 (fourteen years ago) link
Just a reminder:
Best "Teenage ____" Song (4 Realz)
― EZ Snappin, Sunday, 12 July 2009 16:37 (fourteen years ago) link
pia fraus 'teenage girl'
― keythkeythkeyth, Sunday, 12 July 2009 16:46 (fourteen years ago) link
"Everything Flows"!
― StanM, Sunday, 12 July 2009 17:16 (fourteen years ago) link
Damn. Gear already made that joke. Sorry.
― StanM, Sunday, 12 July 2009 17:18 (fourteen years ago) link
Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.
― System, Sunday, 12 July 2009 23:01 (fourteen years ago) link