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― mellon collie and the infinite bradness (BradNelson), Thursday, 25 February 2021 15:17 (three years ago) link
When I hear the chorus of Lady Gaga's Poker Face, my brain always sings "come on Barbie let's go party" instead of "she's got me like nobody"
― J. Sam, Thursday, 25 February 2021 15:26 (three years ago) link
Me too - I think it's fairly common, weirdly
― kinder, Thursday, 25 February 2021 15:27 (three years ago) link
Ah, I should have googled that. I feel less alone now!
― J. Sam, Thursday, 25 February 2021 15:33 (three years ago) link
TMNT is total trochee fixation
Apologies for lame "obligatory relevant xkcd" but here
― display names are for n00bs (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 25 February 2021 17:30 (three years ago) link
well that's a new word for me
― Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Thursday, 25 February 2021 17:31 (three years ago) link
^ found the non-English major
― display names are for n00bs (Ye Mad Puffin), Thursday, 25 February 2021 17:35 (three years ago) link
Sigourney Weaver, I believe you can get me through the night
― display names are for n00bs (Ye Mad Puffin), Saturday, 27 February 2021 19:33 (three years ago) link
Whenever the phrase “pooper scooper” is uttered (which happens from time to time), it is sung to the tune of the obvious ABBA song.
― stuck in the version layer (morrisp), Sunday, 28 February 2021 01:35 (three years ago) link
"take a chance on me"?
― That's not really my scene (I'm 41) (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 28 February 2021 03:36 (three years ago) link
"take a dump on me"?
― Hideous Lump, Sunday, 28 February 2021 06:13 (three years ago) link
There's a popular trades aggregating site in the UK called Check-A-Trade and the music they use in their jingle is based on the last notes in the William Tell overture (Check-A-TRADE! Check A Trade Dot Com). But whenever I see the name, I just get the opening chant from "Take A Chance On Me"
― Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Sunday, 28 February 2021 11:11 (three years ago) link
are the trades free?
― sarahell, Sunday, 28 February 2021 17:11 (three years ago) link
I see where you're going with that but sadly not
― Party With A Jagger Ban (dog latin), Sunday, 28 February 2021 17:31 (three years ago) link
Check-A-Trade Dot ComGo tell your momBaby, trades are funCheck-A-Trade's the one
― stuck in the version layer (morrisp), Sunday, 28 February 2021 17:37 (three years ago) link
(guess it would be "mum" in the UK though, huh)
I never understood why “dot cum” wasn’t the exclusive domain suffix for porn sites.
― Guys don’t @ me because I tazed my own balls alright? (hardcore dilettante), Sunday, 28 February 2021 18:56 (three years ago) link
because porn is harder to misspell
― sarahell, Sunday, 28 February 2021 19:06 (three years ago) link
whenever i see white rice in the supermarket or something i hear lou reed sing "white rice" to the tune of "white light", with the same immediacy as the opening bar, and it always makes me laugh
― maelin, Monday, 1 March 2021 13:58 (three years ago) link
White rice/white meat
― Guys don’t @ me because I tazed my own balls alright? (hardcore dilettante), Monday, 1 March 2021 14:32 (three years ago) link
Huh. When I see white rice my head goes to Grandmaster Flash.
White... riiice... Vision dreams of passion / and all the while I think of you
― chillin' like Emperor Maximilian (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 1 March 2021 18:43 (three years ago) link
when I see white rice, my head goes to the your terrible ideas thread and the one about "rice that is brown"
― sarahell, Tuesday, 2 March 2021 01:14 (three years ago) link
guided by voices:
issa rae don't worry / if the road's a little wornit's a cold and filthy chasm / that we're traveling on
― orifex, Tuesday, 2 March 2021 19:01 (three years ago) link
MagwitchMagwitch, they call him Magwitch
― The Ballad of Mel Cooley (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 5 March 2021 01:04 (three years ago) link
Property Needs Assessment --> Self-Obsessed and Sexee by Sonic Youth
Property Needs Assessment all the way
(all the way)
― sarahell, Friday, 5 March 2021 05:49 (three years ago) link
kind of a stretch but my spouse is the chair an academic department committee that everyone just calls "AC" and whenever she mentions it I get this image stuck in my head, often another of our colleagues face in place of the puncher because they look sort of similarhttps://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3a/EveryoneShouldBeKilled.jpg
― joygoat, Friday, 19 March 2021 14:33 (three years ago) link
Whenever I order sushi my brain starts singing, "weel may the eel roll, the eel roll, the eel roll."
― Lily Dale, Tuesday, 30 March 2021 00:29 (three years ago) link
popular Netflix docuseries: Murder Among the Mormons ----> "Welcome to the Jungle"
― sarahell, Tuesday, 30 March 2021 05:35 (three years ago) link
Walgreens vaccine to the tune of 'Christine Sixteen'
― You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 6 April 2021 13:40 (three years ago) link
Hey to the tune of Pixies hey, every time...
― JimCarrey, Tuesday, 6 April 2021 15:44 (three years ago) link
My daughter’s partner began singing “chicken steak” taking with Caribou’s “Odessa” tonight & it will forever be burned in thereChicken steakChicken steakChicken steakChicken steakChicken steakChicken steakWho knows what she’s gonna bake?
― "The Pus/Worm" by The Smiths (hardcore dilettante), Friday, 16 April 2021 04:23 (three years ago) link
Just now read a thread title and musically translated it into
Fender, JazzmasterBoom boom boom boomhttps://i.ibb.co/whdYGG3/Suburban-Lawns-insert1.jpg
― You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 21 April 2021 21:10 (three years ago) link
Shatt al-Araband you're to blameyou give the Gulfa bad name
― I said maybe, you're gonna be the one that shaves me (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 27 April 2021 12:08 (three years ago) link
A+
― sarahell, Tuesday, 27 April 2021 16:04 (three years ago) link
Peaky Blinders, to the tune of “Kinky Reggae”
― A Stop at Quilloughby (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 2 May 2021 01:05 (three years ago) link
"better than bullion" to the tune of "kooler than Jesus"
― sarahell, Sunday, 2 May 2021 07:49 (three years ago) link
Stevie WilliamsComing from the body heat
― (the one with 3 L's) (Willl), Sunday, 2 May 2021 08:56 (three years ago) link
"Cut my life into pieces As per my last email"
― Urbandn hope all ye who enter here (dog latin), Sunday, 2 May 2021 09:19 (three years ago) link
"The Muppet Babies" to the tune of Muse's 'Plug In Baby':
The Muppet BabiesCrucify my enemies
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 2 May 2021 10:08 (three years ago) link
Chorus of That Don't Impress Me Much to the tune of the chorus of Higher Love by Steve Winwood
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 2 May 2021 11:18 (three years ago) link
irl lol!
― kinder, Sunday, 2 May 2021 15:41 (three years ago) link
After getting indian food yesterday -
Every thing was fine down hereWhat you call it here, call it what you will hereWay down down down in this onion kulcha
― joygoat, Wednesday, 5 May 2021 19:28 (three years ago) link
I want to Timothée I want to ChalametYeahYeahYeah pic.twitter.com/RS6G6izCkz— Noah Garfinkel (@NoahGarfinkel) May 28, 2021
― bookmarkflaglink (Darin), Saturday, 29 May 2021 16:09 (two years ago) link
"Timmy Mallett" to the tune of Wiz Kalifa's 'Black And Yellow':
Uh huh, you know what it isTimmy MallettTimmy MallettTimmy MallettTimmy Mallett
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 6 June 2021 07:23 (two years ago) link
George Michael's 'Too Funky' - the first line "Hey, you're just too funky for me" replaced with "I hope you saved some turkey for me".
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 6 June 2021 11:51 (two years ago) link
I swear there was a commercial in the early 90s that was an extreme ripoff of C+C Music Factory with the “everybody dance now” replaced by the words “condition by clairol”. Anyway I have that commercial stuck in my head it with “pacifico clara” instead
― joygoat, Sunday, 6 June 2021 22:23 (two years ago) link
It's always been "Devon County Council" for me
― Urbandn hope all ye who enter here (dog latin), Monday, 7 June 2021 00:44 (two years ago) link
someone i work with is named 3mm4 c0nn33ly and every time i say her name i have to stop myself from making it sound like a darts announcer going 'ONE hundred and EIGH-TEEE!!'
― Alba, Monday, 7 June 2021 00:48 (two years ago) link
“I like that Rick Astley song, ‘Ummagumma’”“…”“Ummagumma give you upUmmagumma let you downUmmagumma run around and hurt you”
― "The Pus/Worm" by The Smiths (hardcore dilettante), Monday, 7 June 2021 01:48 (two years ago) link
i always seem to sub one line in sound of silence
"people talking without speaking"
becomes
"people pooping without wiping"
― cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 June 2021 16:00 (two years ago) link