because porn is harder to misspell
― sarahell, Sunday, 28 February 2021 19:06 (three years ago) link
whenever i see white rice in the supermarket or something i hear lou reed sing "white rice" to the tune of "white light", with the same immediacy as the opening bar, and it always makes me laugh
― maelin, Monday, 1 March 2021 13:58 (three years ago) link
White rice/white meat
― Guys don’t @ me because I tazed my own balls alright? (hardcore dilettante), Monday, 1 March 2021 14:32 (three years ago) link
Huh. When I see white rice my head goes to Grandmaster Flash.
White... riiice... Vision dreams of passion / and all the while I think of you
― chillin' like Emperor Maximilian (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 1 March 2021 18:43 (three years ago) link
when I see white rice, my head goes to the your terrible ideas thread and the one about "rice that is brown"
― sarahell, Tuesday, 2 March 2021 01:14 (three years ago) link
guided by voices:
issa rae don't worry / if the road's a little wornit's a cold and filthy chasm / that we're traveling on
― orifex, Tuesday, 2 March 2021 19:01 (three years ago) link
MagwitchMagwitch, they call him Magwitch
― The Ballad of Mel Cooley (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 5 March 2021 01:04 (three years ago) link
Property Needs Assessment --> Self-Obsessed and Sexee by Sonic Youth
Property Needs Assessment all the way
(all the way)
― sarahell, Friday, 5 March 2021 05:49 (three years ago) link
kind of a stretch but my spouse is the chair an academic department committee that everyone just calls "AC" and whenever she mentions it I get this image stuck in my head, often another of our colleagues face in place of the puncher because they look sort of similarhttps://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/3/3a/EveryoneShouldBeKilled.jpg
― joygoat, Friday, 19 March 2021 14:33 (three years ago) link
Whenever I order sushi my brain starts singing, "weel may the eel roll, the eel roll, the eel roll."
― Lily Dale, Tuesday, 30 March 2021 00:29 (three years ago) link
popular Netflix docuseries: Murder Among the Mormons ----> "Welcome to the Jungle"
― sarahell, Tuesday, 30 March 2021 05:35 (three years ago) link
Walgreens vaccine to the tune of 'Christine Sixteen'
― You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 6 April 2021 13:40 (three years ago) link
Hey to the tune of Pixies hey, every time...
― JimCarrey, Tuesday, 6 April 2021 15:44 (three years ago) link
My daughter’s partner began singing “chicken steak” taking with Caribou’s “Odessa” tonight & it will forever be burned in thereChicken steakChicken steakChicken steakChicken steakChicken steakChicken steakWho knows what she’s gonna bake?
― "The Pus/Worm" by The Smiths (hardcore dilettante), Friday, 16 April 2021 04:23 (three years ago) link
Just now read a thread title and musically translated it into
Fender, JazzmasterBoom boom boom boomhttps://i.ibb.co/whdYGG3/Suburban-Lawns-insert1.jpg
― You Can't Have the Woogie Without a Little Boogie (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 21 April 2021 21:10 (three years ago) link
Shatt al-Araband you're to blameyou give the Gulfa bad name
― I said maybe, you're gonna be the one that shaves me (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 27 April 2021 12:08 (three years ago) link
A+
― sarahell, Tuesday, 27 April 2021 16:04 (three years ago) link
Peaky Blinders, to the tune of “Kinky Reggae”
― A Stop at Quilloughby (James Redd and the Blecchs), Sunday, 2 May 2021 01:05 (three years ago) link
"better than bullion" to the tune of "kooler than Jesus"
― sarahell, Sunday, 2 May 2021 07:49 (three years ago) link
Stevie WilliamsComing from the body heat
― (the one with 3 L's) (Willl), Sunday, 2 May 2021 08:56 (three years ago) link
"Cut my life into pieces As per my last email"
― Urbandn hope all ye who enter here (dog latin), Sunday, 2 May 2021 09:19 (three years ago) link
"The Muppet Babies" to the tune of Muse's 'Plug In Baby':
The Muppet BabiesCrucify my enemies
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 2 May 2021 10:08 (three years ago) link
Chorus of That Don't Impress Me Much to the tune of the chorus of Higher Love by Steve Winwood
― hiroyoshi tins in (Sgt. Biscuits), Sunday, 2 May 2021 11:18 (three years ago) link
irl lol!
― kinder, Sunday, 2 May 2021 15:41 (three years ago) link
After getting indian food yesterday -
Every thing was fine down hereWhat you call it here, call it what you will hereWay down down down in this onion kulcha
― joygoat, Wednesday, 5 May 2021 19:28 (three years ago) link
I want to Timothée I want to ChalametYeahYeahYeah pic.twitter.com/RS6G6izCkz— Noah Garfinkel (@NoahGarfinkel) May 28, 2021
― bookmarkflaglink (Darin), Saturday, 29 May 2021 16:09 (three years ago) link
"Timmy Mallett" to the tune of Wiz Kalifa's 'Black And Yellow':
Uh huh, you know what it isTimmy MallettTimmy MallettTimmy MallettTimmy Mallett
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 6 June 2021 07:23 (three years ago) link
George Michael's 'Too Funky' - the first line "Hey, you're just too funky for me" replaced with "I hope you saved some turkey for me".
― Being cheap is expensive (snoball), Sunday, 6 June 2021 11:51 (three years ago) link
I swear there was a commercial in the early 90s that was an extreme ripoff of C+C Music Factory with the “everybody dance now” replaced by the words “condition by clairol”. Anyway I have that commercial stuck in my head it with “pacifico clara” instead
― joygoat, Sunday, 6 June 2021 22:23 (three years ago) link
It's always been "Devon County Council" for me
― Urbandn hope all ye who enter here (dog latin), Monday, 7 June 2021 00:44 (three years ago) link
someone i work with is named 3mm4 c0nn33ly and every time i say her name i have to stop myself from making it sound like a darts announcer going 'ONE hundred and EIGH-TEEE!!'
― Alba, Monday, 7 June 2021 00:48 (three years ago) link
“I like that Rick Astley song, ‘Ummagumma’”“…”“Ummagumma give you upUmmagumma let you downUmmagumma run around and hurt you”
― "The Pus/Worm" by The Smiths (hardcore dilettante), Monday, 7 June 2021 01:48 (three years ago) link
i always seem to sub one line in sound of silence
"people talking without speaking"
becomes
"people pooping without wiping"
― cancel culture club (Neanderthal), Saturday, 26 June 2021 16:00 (three years ago) link
ZinedineWhy can't you be true?
― Planck Generation (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 3 July 2021 17:11 (three years ago) link
Came across this line from a W.H. Auden play: "Revolutionary worker/ I get what you mean/ but what you're needing/'s a revolution within," and now my brain can't stop singing it to the tune of Nelly Furtado's "Promiscuous."
― Lily Dale, Thursday, 15 July 2021 04:20 (three years ago) link
LOL
― aging goth couple™ (morrisp), Thursday, 15 July 2021 04:37 (three years ago) link
hahahah
― I honk along darkened Bobo-doors (Doctor Casino), Thursday, 15 July 2021 12:07 (three years ago) link
Newport Folk Fest has taken on the tune of Camper Van Beethoven's No More Bullshit in my mind.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7uc0WnqQo5w
― peace, man, Monday, 26 July 2021 13:28 (three years ago) link
“Coconut Yogurts” was on the shopping list, and my brain did this v strongly to the tune of “Buffalo Soldier.”
― ghost runner on first (morrisp), Tuesday, 27 July 2021 05:17 (three years ago) link
Stolen from AfricaPlaced in my shopping cart
― trial by wombat (Ye Mad Puffin), Tuesday, 27 July 2021 11:17 (three years ago) link
Coconut yogurtMilk-based cultureFermenting sugarsWith Bifidobacteria
Singing: Mmm Danone / Mmm-mm Danone
― Urbandn hope all ye who enter here (dog latin), Tuesday, 27 July 2021 11:32 (three years ago) link
there's a bar I visit that's Wu-Tang themed and plays nothing but 90s hip hop.i love every visit. and it's not just the usual songs either. wide variety.― making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), dinsdag 27 juli 2021 20:10
i love every visit. and it's not just the usual songs either. wide variety.
― making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), dinsdag 27 juli 2021 20:10
my new favourite verse of "How Will I Know"
― tean mean poleand cheaseang theas means hamseak feasts (breastcrawl), Tuesday, 27 July 2021 18:21 (three years ago) link
hahaha
― making splashes at Dan Flashes (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 27 July 2021 18:36 (three years ago) link
On Lok restaurant always puts “California Gurls”into my head.
― "The Pus/Worm" by The Smiths (hardcore dilettante), Wednesday, 28 July 2021 19:22 (three years ago) link
someone on social media posted about a project called Alternative Art School
now it is permanently to the tune of Alternative Ulster
― sarahell, Thursday, 29 July 2021 02:29 (three years ago) link
Girlfriend is a big John Mayer + Seinfeld fan. Every time Love On the Weekend comes on we sing:
Love on the weekendLove on the weekendI’m out there, JerryAnd I’m lovin’ every minute of it
― triggercut, Thursday, 29 July 2021 12:15 (three years ago) link
We've had watermelon-feta salad a couple of times this summer which in my head is invariably sung by Harry Styles.
― dinnerboat, Thursday, 29 July 2021 16:16 (three years ago) link
Upland bogWe’ve been hiking in an upland bog
― "The Pus/Worm" by The Smiths (hardcore dilettante), Friday, 30 July 2021 03:43 (three years ago) link
"Drawn Into the Flight Path of Sounds" --> every time I see this thread title, I sing it to "Caught up in the rapture of you" from that Anita Baker song
― sarahell, Tuesday, 10 August 2021 18:54 (three years ago) link
The "defenestrate them all" thread is to the tune of The Winner Takes it All.
― a hallan shaker loon (dowd), Thursday, 19 August 2021 05:58 (three years ago) link