oh no, even Glasgow cant escape (but shouldnt he be calling it "Nedcore"?)http://glasgow.gumtree.com/glasgow/12/38949012.html
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 13 July 2009 20:44 (fifteen years ago) link
biohazard and sick of it all are to blame?
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, July 13, 2009 8:39 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
Biohazard I guess yeah but for the real garbage you want stuff like most of the bands on this label http://www.myspace.com/backtabasicsrecords
― At War With False Nose (DJ Mencap), Monday, 13 July 2009 20:45 (fifteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BnLVB2GkXM4
― A. Roddick City (jaxon), Monday, 13 July 2009 20:45 (fifteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b_QeT1_ECUo
― A. Roddick City (jaxon), Monday, 13 July 2009 20:46 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.bebo.com/Profile.jsp?MemberId=1668092647
Fusing blistering vocals and cutting music, Floors and Walls seek the boundaries of the current hyper active scene. They defy all conceptions set before them with a new sound you have to hear. A melting pot of hard rock, knockout rhythms, melodic guitars and soulful yet hard-hitting lyrics, Floors and Walls are at the cutting edge of a new sound rising from the streets of Brighton."A phenomenon waiting to happen! Chav-core has arrived and its bloody brilliant! Rage Against the Machine meets The Streets!! I shouldnt need to say any more, check them out! The track Head Access is a cracker!! Im loving this!" - Damien Keyes - JuiceFM"The best thing I've heard in years!" - Yap - Vocals for PinkPunk / One Minute Silence"These guys have tapped into something seriously interesting!" - Kieron Pepper - Drummer for Prodigy
"The best thing I've heard in years!" - Yap - Vocals for PinkPunk / One Minute Silence
"These guys have tapped into something seriously interesting!" - Kieron Pepper - Drummer for Prodigy
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 13 July 2009 20:48 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.thebadgeronline.co.uk/arts/floors-and-walls-talent-that-blows-off-the-ceiling/
‘Floors and Walls’ chavcore sound is the perfect companion to the “spliff and Playstation”generation we all so willingly seem to be a part of’
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 13 July 2009 20:52 (fifteen years ago) link
"FLOORS AND WALLS : Welcome To Chav-core !!"
^ahem
― At War With False Nose (DJ Mencap), Monday, 13 July 2009 20:53 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.purevolume.com/kidswithcannons
"Kids With Cannons, aren't children or goats. KWC are a self-titled 'chavcore'/upbeat punk/post hard-core band from South London leading a revolution, a Reebok Revolution. Chavs are now using guitars as instruments, not weapons.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 13 July 2009 20:54 (fifteen years ago) link
"and a cover of the classic Beastie Boy's track 'Sabotage'"
OK I got their single in the post this morning and had to listen to this track on it three times to confirm that I'm not losing my mind and they really sing "I'm gonna set it straight, this MARGATE".
lololol had honestly forgotten all about these guys
― At War With False Nose (DJ Mencap), Monday, 13 July 2009 20:54 (fifteen years ago) link
lololol
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Monday, 13 July 2009 20:55 (fifteen years ago) link
I doubt I'd want to listen to the number without the video running as well.
funny thing is I really like the new brokencyde album but I can't watch their videos
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Monday, 13 July 2009 21:02 (fifteen years ago) link
<3 u all
― louis & cank: the new adventures of suggestban (The Reverend), Monday, 13 July 2009 21:02 (fifteen years ago) link
I don't like the chavcore direction this has taken. can we just use this thread to discuss crabcore bands, plz?
― original bgm, Tuesday, 14 July 2009 00:58 (fifteen years ago) link
AKA BRITS STAY OUT!!!!!
― A. Roddick City (jaxon), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 01:26 (fifteen years ago) link
this is our artform. ours and ours alone!
as american as jazz
― pcrunkboy (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 01:31 (fifteen years ago) link
RavingKunaiX (57 minutes ago) 0 Reply | SpamI heard someone call this band fucking retarded, i looked it up and it was fucking amazing, DnB, screamo, and even some 7 string guitar, i think i'm one for retarded music :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4axgxutuKY
― Not No Cow (Fuckatimest), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 01:38 (fifteen years ago) link
http://3dflags.com/art/comps/usa0001/3dflags_usa0001-0003a.gif?1190601736
xp
― trayce ongz (The Reverend), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 01:40 (fifteen years ago) link
hey guys, check out this new crabcore record sleeve:
https://ssl.maui.net/pbm-ssl/MenuBlock/TheseColorsDon%27tRun.gif
― original bgm, Tuesday, 14 July 2009 01:54 (fifteen years ago) link
"Define Cocky" is a remarkably long 2:57 second song.
― bendy, Tuesday, 14 July 2009 02:14 (fifteen years ago) link
Tho' yeah, Britishes should not try to compare any of their socialist-ass non-Jesus-aware musical forms to crabcore. Wait for it to die out, then sell it back to us 12 years later as sports arena chants.
― bendy, Tuesday, 14 July 2009 02:44 (fifteen years ago) link
Crabcore died when the first kid said'crabcores not dead'
― staggerlee, Tuesday, 14 July 2009 02:48 (fifteen years ago) link
I zealously await post-crabcore!
― Alex in NYC, Tuesday, 14 July 2009 12:19 (fifteen years ago) link
Penicillincore?
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 14 July 2009 12:29 (fifteen years ago) link
cmon guys, crabcore may not quite sound as fresh as when we all first heard "stick stickly" anymore, but I think there is still lots of potential here. let's not mourn crabcore just yet.
― original bgm, Tuesday, 14 July 2009 13:23 (fifteen years ago) link
i don't really get what's so funny about crabcore beyond the crabbing
― you just le freaked out our director of GOOD TIMES (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 13:28 (fifteen years ago) link
like it's just mr. bungle for a generation of kids with assymetrical haircuts. ya'll act like you never heard a screamo band b4.
― you just le freaked out our director of GOOD TIMES (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 13:29 (fifteen years ago) link
the crabbing is indeed funny
i wish scott would come in hear and get all indignant
here
― you just le freaked out our director of GOOD TIMES (Whiney G. Weingarten), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 13:30 (fifteen years ago) link
Is this shit in Kerrang yet? If it does get in Kerrang then it could get huge and noone will be laughing at it anymore.
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 13:31 (fifteen years ago) link
Is Brokencyde actually crabcore or is that like calling the Beatles a Merseybeat band?
― At War With False Nose (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 13:41 (fifteen years ago) link
ya'll act like you never heard a screamo band b4.
Xtian autotuned electro screamo w/ synchronized taint-banging is a sign of the End Times. God is in the details, are you rapture ready?
― Not No Cow (Fuckatimest), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 13:48 (fifteen years ago) link
listenin to the devil wears prada "still fly" cover now. these doofuses are on warped tour? lolz.
purpletoilet420 (12 hours ago) this is an AMAZING remake of a rap song. although i havent heard the rap song, probably shitty with thumpin base but tdwp definitely made it a song im gonna blast from my car. sick band im checkin out all their cds
this is an AMAZING remake of a rap song. although i havent heard the rap song, probably shitty with thumpin base but tdwp definitely made it a song im gonna blast from my car. sick band im checkin out all their cds
― original bgm, Tuesday, 14 July 2009 13:58 (fifteen years ago) link
like it's just mr. bungle for a generation of kids with assymetrical haircuts.
so basically you've never actually heard Mr. Bungle before
― suddenly, everything was dark and smelly (HI DERE), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 14:03 (fifteen years ago) link
hahaha.
― original bgm, Tuesday, 14 July 2009 14:04 (fifteen years ago) link
Bang your taint. Metal health will make you faint.
― bendy, Tuesday, 14 July 2009 14:05 (fifteen years ago) link
Bang your taint. Crabcore renders Bungle quaint.
― bendy, Tuesday, 14 July 2009 14:09 (fifteen years ago) link
lol @ AMG Brokencyde review
There's an old man pictured with a pimp chalice in the CD's booklet, so if that has you going "LOL," sign up. Otherwise, this is the most aptly named album ever and a parent's worst nightmare, thanks to its irresponsible attitude toward drinking, women, and songwriting.
― pcrunkboy (Curt1s Stephens), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 14:23 (fifteen years ago) link
What ISN'T funny about this stuff? Albeit it's funny in a "i'm laughing to keep myself from crying" sorta way.
― Alex in NYC, Tuesday, 14 July 2009 14:29 (fifteen years ago) link
brokencyde is crunkcore!
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 14:30 (fifteen years ago) link
more lol quotes from brokencyde reviews
If this is the future of music, it’s a future without hope.
If this s*** somehow manages to sell, and it will, then we are doomed as a society
Don't be fooled, it’s not music.
Music so bad, it has become the universal standard for bad music
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 14:37 (fifteen years ago) link
they are universally reviled but I think that album is really funny and surprisingly consistent. plus their screamo/crunk hybrid sounds a lot more organic than attack attack's tortured genetic experiments.
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 14:59 (fifteen years ago) link
plus they have a song with the chorus "girl you make my peepee hard"
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 15:00 (fifteen years ago) link
quotes like that make me want to like brokencyde, actually.
(x-post)
― original bgm, Tuesday, 14 July 2009 15:01 (fifteen years ago) link
the level of po-faced handwringing is lolworthy in and of itself
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 15:04 (fifteen years ago) link
I hope scott gives them a thumbs up in decibel
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 15:05 (fifteen years ago) link
Less Bungle more Bloodhound Gang, then. (They HAVE been mentioned as a comparison point, surely.)
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 14 July 2009 15:17 (fifteen years ago) link
http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=3572765&blogId=443775467
― pfunkboy (Herman G. Neuname), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 15:36 (fifteen years ago) link
I'll have to defer to yr more advanced knowledge of bloodhound gang here, ned... but the brokencyde vibe is closer to andrew wk, ridiculous party tunes delivered with a straight face rather than hur-hur novelty stuff
― 鬼の手 (Edward III), Tuesday, 14 July 2009 15:44 (fifteen years ago) link