A new dawn in terror- Brokencyde are surpassed by Attack Attack!'s "Stick Stickly" and the emergence of CRABCORE

lol @ AMG Brokencyde review

There's an old man pictured with a pimp chalice in the CD's booklet, so if that has you going "LOL," sign up. Otherwise, this is the most aptly named album ever and a parent's worst nightmare, thanks to its irresponsible attitude toward drinking, women, and songwriting.

i don't really get what's so funny about crabcore beyond the crabbing

What ISN'T funny about this stuff? Albeit it's funny in a "i'm laughing to keep myself from crying" sorta way.

Is Brokencyde actually crabcore or is that like calling the Beatles a Merseybeat band?

brokencyde is crunkcore!

more lol quotes from brokencyde reviews

If this is the future of music, it’s a future without hope.

If this s*** somehow manages to sell, and it will, then we are doomed as a society

Don't be fooled, it’s not music.

Music so bad, it has become the universal standard for bad music

they are universally reviled but I think that album is really funny and surprisingly consistent. plus their screamo/crunk hybrid sounds a lot more organic than attack attack's tortured genetic experiments.

plus they have a song with the chorus "girl you make my peepee hard"

quotes like that make me want to like brokencyde, actually.

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the level of po-faced handwringing is lolworthy in and of itself

I hope scott gives them a thumbs up in decibel

plus they have a song with the chorus "girl you make my peepee hard"

Less Bungle more Bloodhound Gang, then. (They HAVE been mentioned as a comparison point, surely.)

http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendId=3572765&blogId=443775467

I'll have to defer to yr more advanced knowledge of bloodhound gang here, ned... but the brokencyde vibe is closer to andrew wk, ridiculous party tunes delivered with a straight face rather than hur-hur novelty stuff

or should I say redonkulous

are there any Pirate Crabcore bands yet?

yo ho ho if you love jesus

and a bottle of altar wine

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^ can somebody shop a tricorner hat onto that dude

ridiculous party tunes delivered with a straight face

Are you sure about that (in re brokenCYDE, not Andrew WK)

I want to believe

first to make space invaders game wins

^ can somebody shop a tricorner hat onto that dude

― 鬼の手 (Edward III),

yes please do!

this music sounds like teen pregnancy, pick-ups with rims, and Friday night fights in a Burger King parking lot.

shit does not sound like bungle AT ALL

yeah like dan's right whiney i think u just got caught out

writing too many tweets got you reaching for one liners homie

nothing like mr bungle at all

also all this OMG i so wanna like them now to piss ppl off was funnier when da croupier was trying to get that stupid nickelback sounding band to place on the pazz & jop poll

Hinder!

I would unironically vote for brokencyde in pazz & jop

if I ever voted in pazz & jop

which I don't

the system works i guess

lol

You can't even be like "well I meant they were like Bungle in attitude" because um they aren't.

d4n you are grinding the heel in

I'd rather talk about Whiney being wrong than this music, tbh

sadism vs masochism tbh

no i think he means they're like bungle in that they are squatting down and mike patton is known to poop in like shoeboxes and shit

didn't he drink pee out of a glass slipper cuz someone said they liked limp bizkit or something?

pretty sure that was terence koh

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

http://www.hardtimes.ca/attackattack09

Q:'so what are the big changes in the scene?'

A:'t-shirts have more color on them.'

you guys are pretty fucking stupid sometimes

i never said they sounded like mr. bungle, i'm saying they play the role of the mr. bungle-style genre-mash 50-ideas-in-one-song band for a generation of kids that grew up on My Chem instead of Slayer

50 ideas is giving them too much credit

that interview is a real meeting of the minds.

and yeah, I'd say more "pretty fly for a white guy" than mr. bungle, but hey.

tbh I think this whole genre is just an way to sell tshirts

I think this whole genre any rock marketed towards 15 year olds is just a way to sell tshirts

not gonna lie, I kind of want a 'crab fukken core' t-shirt