― Billy Dods, Tuesday, 12 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― emil.y, Tuesday, 12 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Damian, Tuesday, 12 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Dan Perry, Tuesday, 12 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― flavia, Tuesday, 12 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
"I jerked off, I jerked off..."
Pretty straight forward.
― Brock K, Tuesday, 12 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Spencer, Tuesday, 12 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
James Kochalka Superstar - "Bathroom Buddies"
Alice Cooper - "Muscle of Love"
― jel, Tuesday, 12 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Sterling Clover, Tuesday, 12 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Lord Custos, Tuesday, 12 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
Isn't there a line in Billy Joel's "Captain Jack" about staying at home and masturbating while his sister goes out on a date? What an asshole he is.
― Alex in NYC, Tuesday, 12 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― chaki, Tuesday, 12 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
marc almond's hymne to masturbation: mother fist
mother fist never gets angry mother fist she never gets bored etc.
and futher back in his cataloque: catch a fallen star by marc & the mambas, contains some mentioning on masturbation
there is also a karaoke song from momus' stars forever cd: what's the cultural meaning of coming in an old sock
brilliant
― erik, Tuesday, 12 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― nickn, Tuesday, 12 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
Momentary glitch in brain. SOMEBODY DESTROY MY HEADACHE. I thank you.
― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 12 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Alexander Blair, Tuesday, 12 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Freudian Schlipah, Tuesday, 12 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― M. Matos, Tuesday, 12 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Adam, Tuesday, 12 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― hamish, Tuesday, 12 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― chameleon, Tuesday, 12 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Honda, Wednesday, 13 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Daniel, Wednesday, 13 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Sterling Clover, Wednesday, 13 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
My hands a five leaf clover Its palm Sunday over and over...etc
― mms, Wednesday, 13 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― fran, Wednesday, 13 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Spencer Chow, Wednesday, 13 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Dan Perry, Wednesday, 13 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― 1 1 2 3 5, Wednesday, 13 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― ethan, Wednesday, 13 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Ben Squircle, Wednesday, 13 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― fritz, Wednesday, 13 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
Cactus - The Pixies
The Short Answer - Billy Bragg With the immortal line "All my friends from school introduced me to their spouces, while l'm left standing here with my hands down the front of my trousers" (it sounds better said in an essex accent)
Roxy Music - In Every Dreamhome a Heartache
and several songs by the bloodhound gang. probably.
― baxter wingnut, Wednesday, 13 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
"Jerkin' Back & Forth," however......
― Alex in NYC, Wednesday, 13 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
Lyrics are here - look under lyrics for My Early Burglary Years, but I prefer the Japanese guesses and mistranslations because they seem more salacious, e.g., damp hands at trouble for dab hands for trouble, Long times find never mind for Nine times fined, never mind and the next great womb instead of the next great wound. Also what is sung is actually different from what appears in the lyric booklet.
― Melinda Mess-Injure, Thursday, 14 February 2002 01:00 (twenty-two years ago) link
― Tom Armitage, Sunday, 22 September 2002 18:30 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Mr Swygart (mrswygart), Sunday, 22 September 2002 18:33 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Daniel_Rf, Sunday, 22 September 2002 21:17 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Aaron Grossman (aajjgg), Sunday, 22 September 2002 21:24 (twenty-one years ago) link
*NOW* Can someone tell me who wrote the magnificent "Solo Project", my favourite wanking song evah?
It goes a little something like this:
I get restlessAnd when I'm like thatI find something to doI just need somethingI need excitementHave to get away from the dull routine
I've tried everything over the yearsBut it's no useAnd they sayThis solo projectMakes you blind
Please, somebody identify this track for me! It's driving me nuts (ha ha).
― Charlie (Charlie), Sunday, 22 September 2002 22:36 (twenty-one years ago) link
― minna (minna), Monday, 23 September 2002 00:10 (twenty-one years ago) link
― My name is Kenny, Monday, 23 September 2002 01:51 (twenty-one years ago) link
― kinski (kinski), Monday, 23 September 2002 08:14 (twenty-one years ago) link
― kinski (kinski), Monday, 23 September 2002 08:16 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Underclocked, Monday, 23 September 2002 08:33 (twenty-one years ago) link
― dbini, Monday, 23 September 2002 17:19 (twenty-one years ago) link
It's "Saint Swithin's Day", also covered by Dubstar on their first album.
Would it be cheeky to suggest that "Sexual healing" was at least inspired by some one-armed-banditry rather then the real thing ?
― Darren, Tuesday, 24 September 2002 18:25 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Chriddof (Chriddof), Tuesday, 24 September 2002 19:20 (twenty-one years ago) link
Not cheeky at all. In fact the 12" mix of said song is indispensable for your c90, for its coda-and-fade 'pleeease don't procrastinate/don't want to have to masturbate'.
It's true, pop-pickers - go listen!
― jon (jon), Wednesday, 25 September 2002 08:47 (twenty-one years ago) link
all go here for some corkers
― sonicred (sonicred), Sunday, 1 December 2002 20:38 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Anthony Miccio (Anthony Miccio), Monday, 2 December 2002 00:42 (twenty-one years ago) link
Two little boys had two little toys/each had a little (blank). Gaily they played, each sunny day both (blank) of course.
It goes on and on like this.
― jon (jon), Monday, 2 December 2002 09:48 (twenty-one years ago) link
All three on Moral Nosebleed double lp.
― Paula G., Monday, 2 December 2002 20:52 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Colin Beckett (Colin Beckett), Tuesday, 3 December 2002 04:48 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Blood and sparkles (bloodandsparkles), Tuesday, 3 December 2002 05:28 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Reg Deadman, Friday, 14 February 2003 02:56 (twenty-one years ago) link
And of course The Flaming Lips' "She Don't Use Jelly" should be in there as well....
How is that song about crankin' it??? They're talking about putting vasoline on TOAST, aren't they?? ("She'll make you breakfast, she'll make you toast, but she don't use butter..." etc.)
― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Monday, 26 April 2004 22:07 (twenty years ago) link
― The Lex (The Lex), Monday, 26 April 2004 22:11 (twenty years ago) link
― Mr. Snrub (Mr. Snrub), Monday, 26 April 2004 22:23 (twenty years ago) link
― billstevejim, Monday, 26 April 2004 22:24 (twenty years ago) link
Down in the parkWhere the chant is "death,death, death" until the sun cries morning
― Hotdogman, Saturday, 24 December 2005 20:12 (eighteen years ago) link
(I'm not sure I've even actually heard it.)
― Rockist_Scientist (RSLaRue), Saturday, 24 December 2005 21:09 (eighteen years ago) link