lol that is very funny.
― heyy nineteen, that's john belushi (the table is the table), Sunday, 29 August 2021 21:13 (two years ago) link
"Mr Vert"
― think “Gypsy-Pixie” and misspelled. (We are a white family.) (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 29 August 2021 22:50 (two years ago) link
Film not music but please enjoy this sentence with me
"Despite the film’s compact running time of just more than 80 minutes, some of these scenes drag out and never quite arrive at a level of depth and originality a filmmaker like Miranda July, whose distinct style the film brings to mind, possesses with her one-of-a-kind voice."
https://variety.com/2021/film/reviews/how-it-ends-review-1234896131/
― Guayaquil (eephus!), Sunday, 5 September 2021 17:00 (two years ago) link
OOf, that's bad.
― Kind regards, Anus (the table is the table), Tuesday, 7 September 2021 18:51 (two years ago) link
that distinctive style is possessing a compact running time
― think “Gypsy-Pixie” and misspelled. (We are a white family.) (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 8 September 2021 19:06 (two years ago) link
something about the combination of arguments, bullshit postulates and crap writing makes this one specialhttps://www.slantmagazine.com/music/the-pixies-trompe-le-monde-retrospective-review/
― assert (matttkkkk), Friday, 24 September 2021 02:22 (two years ago) link
https://californianewstimes.com/r-kelly-conviction-will-this-be-musics-metoo-moment/544694/
I'm guessing this is some translation problem but wow:
“Executives are paralyzed. They’re burying their heads in the sand,” said Drew Dixon, a former A & R executive who raped music tycoon Russell Simmons. “The idea that this dysfunctional culture is needed to create the magic of hit records is a crackdown.”
Former A & R executive Drew Dixon, who raped music tycoon Russell Simmons, denies him © Getty / Equality Now
Dixon in his early twenties got a dream job. A Def Jam Recordings scout talent who worked with artists such as Notorious BIG, she left the company after Simmons claimed to have been raped. She will eventually leave the industry altogether. Simmons denied Dixon’s allegations, stating that all his relationships had reached an agreement.
― Muswell Hillbilly Elegy (President Keyes), Wednesday, 6 October 2021 18:26 (two years ago) link
What the fuck is California News Times?
― peace, man, Wednesday, 6 October 2021 18:31 (two years ago) link
I think that's an AI bot, fam
― licorice in the front, pizza in the rear (Whiney G. Weingarten), Wednesday, 6 October 2021 18:44 (two years ago) link
^^^
most of these sites are bad at getting a lot of search clout but some sneak into google news or whatever. they just scrape popular headlines, grab some text from existing stories, and then use a halfassed completion engine to generate vaguely English-looking text in order to get clicks
― mh, Wednesday, 6 October 2021 19:47 (two years ago) link
cool world
― alpine static, Wednesday, 6 October 2021 21:39 (two years ago) link
there’s always been a lot of noise in the machine
― mh, Wednesday, 6 October 2021 23:09 (two years ago) link
are you saying there was as much noise in the machine, say, 50 or 100 years ago as there is today?
― alpine static, Thursday, 7 October 2021 05:46 (two years ago) link
let me rephrase: are you saying today's noise is comparable to the noise 50 or 100 years ago?
static up in those hills
― mh, Thursday, 7 October 2021 17:57 (two years ago) link
https://www.hometownsource.com/morrison_county_record/opinion/west-what-is-the-dumbest-song-ever/article_4f8dc4da-f0b9-11eb-b36c-3f39e888ef68.html
― juristic person (morrisp), Sunday, 10 October 2021 04:12 (two years ago) link
If that is bad music writing, I don't want to see good.
― Sequel to Sadness (Sund4r), Sunday, 10 October 2021 04:20 (two years ago) link
More reviews of 60-year-old novelty songs by retired editors of Minnesota community papers plz
― Sequel to Sadness (Sund4r), Sunday, 10 October 2021 04:21 (two years ago) link
Perhaps you will enjoy the follow-up column.
― juristic person (morrisp), Sunday, 10 October 2021 04:29 (two years ago) link
The shout-out to “critical race theory” really situates the dude in a milieu.
― New Zealand, with that hottie (hardcore dilettante), Sunday, 10 October 2021 05:45 (two years ago) link
I would happily dance to a song called "Critical Race Theory" (I'm imagining Gang of Four styles) but I respect the views of those who would find it difficult.
― Sequel to Sadness (Sund4r), Sunday, 10 October 2021 12:18 (two years ago) link
With 10 minutes and a notepad, I could probably work up a critical race theory parody of Supertramp's "Logical Song."
― Extinct Namibian shrub genus: Var. (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 10 October 2021 14:40 (two years ago) link
I believe they're still accepting submissions for the ilx comp.
― Sequel to Sadness (Sund4r), Sunday, 10 October 2021 15:10 (two years ago) link
Maybe comp 9 should be devoted to dancing to critical race theory?
― Sequel to Sadness (Sund4r), Sunday, 10 October 2021 15:11 (two years ago) link
Bonded by a shared love of Eighties hardcore and Nineties hip-hop, the creators of @boredapeyc make more than NFTs— they built an immersive, fantastical world. See how Bored Ape Yacht Club took over the internet, and how the founders envision their future. https://t.co/708BlWQGEq pic.twitter.com/XQ00Ijmjsp— Rolling Stone (@RollingStone) November 1, 2021
― ufo, Tuesday, 2 November 2021 00:58 (two years ago) link
‘Are we the Beastie Boys of NFTs?”
― Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Tuesday, 2 November 2021 01:30 (two years ago) link
“Bored Ape Yacht Club,” folks
― Legalize Suburban Benches (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 2 November 2021 01:39 (two years ago) link
There is a universe in which they have taken over the internet apparently
― Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Tuesday, 2 November 2021 02:52 (two years ago) link
Any universe I’m welcome to
― Exploding Plastic Bertrand (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 2 November 2021 03:09 (two years ago) link
If you like Gorillaz as much as Toad the Wet Sprocket, then you’ll love…
― Exploding Plastic Bertrand (James Redd and the Blecchs), Tuesday, 2 November 2021 03:12 (two years ago) link
trashbat.co.ck
― A Pile of Ants (Boring, Maryland), Tuesday, 2 November 2021 14:54 (two years ago) link
Immersive! Fantastical! Morally Corrupt!
― When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Saturday, 6 November 2021 06:34 (two years ago) link
It's broadcast media, so I don't know whether it qualifies for this thread, but there is a current BBC series on 80s music written and presented by GQ editor and biographer of David Cameron Dylan Jones that is just terrible.
― fetter, Saturday, 6 November 2021 09:05 (two years ago) link
So I guess the Express is some kind of britisher garbagepaper, but even our garbagepapers are better than this:
https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/1530552/Richard-Cole-dead-death-Led-Zeppelin-tour-manager-Robert-Plant-instagram-tribute-news
Richard Cole dead: Led Zeppelin tour manager dies as Robert Plant praises his 'bravery'RICHARD COLE, former Led Zeppelin tour manager, has died aged 75.By MELANIE KAIDAN17:17, Thu, Dec 2, 2021 | UPDATED: 17:53, Thu, Dec 2, 2021
Richard Cole, best known for his work as Led Zeppelin’s tour manager, has died aged 75, one month before his birthday. The London-born music manager worked with legendary rock band Led Zeppelin from 1968 to 1980.
He also worked with other music giants including Eric Clapton, Black Sabbath, Lita Ford, and Ozzy Osbourne.
Led Zeppelin’s lead singer and lyricist, Robert Plant, paid an emotional tribute to his late tour manager:
In view of his 615,000 Instagram followers, the singer referred to Richard as “brave to the end”.
He wrote: “Farewell Ricardo...
“Sadly no more tall tales... brave to the end.”
The candid caption was accompanied by a photograph of the pair laughing.
Robert received an outpouring of messages of support from fans on the social media platform.
_sha_nizzle typed: “Very sorry to read this..
“May he rest in peace.”
groupieplant added: “It can't be!
“I do not believe.”
_bella_jenn_ said: “Condolences for your loss. R.I.P. Richard”
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Friday, 3 December 2021 13:07 (two years ago) link
That's it. That's the article.
Our nation turns its lonely eyes to _sha_nizzle
― tone-loki (Ye Mad Puffin), Friday, 3 December 2021 13:09 (two years ago) link
groupieplant
― who's afraid of adrian woolfe? (Bananaman Begins), Friday, 3 December 2021 15:22 (two years ago) link
.
― Goofy the Grifter (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 3 December 2021 15:53 (two years ago) link
"hope he's on the 'stairway to heaven'" added _zep_mom_9456
― Chappies banging dustbin lids together (President Keyes), Friday, 3 December 2021 16:14 (two years ago) link
Heh
― Goofy the Grifter (James Redd and the Blecchs), Friday, 3 December 2021 18:09 (two years ago) link
Surprised Plant only has 615,000 Instagram followers (seems low)
― katebishopfan616 (morrisp), Friday, 3 December 2021 18:10 (two years ago) link
surprised he has that many! i bet whatever the led zep insta is has far more
― When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 December 2021 18:28 (two years ago) link
Zep has 1.4 million followers. But does Plant post a lot? Pete Townshend only has just under 68,000 Instagram followers, but rarely posts more than once every few months. (But he has the best handle: @yaggerdang)
― Montgomery Burns' Jazz (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 3 December 2021 18:33 (two years ago) link
Hot off the heels of her successful comeback album, I'm in Love, Evelyn "Champagne" King was in her commercial prime when Get Loose hit stores in 1982. One of the earliest R&B/funk female vocalists to use the music video medium (for 1981's "I'm in Love"), she was frequently on airwaves in the early '80s with songs found here like "Love Come Down" and "Betcha She Don't Love You." The romantic lyrics and celestial keyboard layerings against a steady funk beat on "Love Come Down" were expertly layed down by Kashif, who would become a prominent R&B producer and artist in his own right. His stamp is also on many of the album's other cuts, though Morrie Brown is the album's actual producer. "Betcha" is another unique number -- a down-paced dancefloor ditty with a rock-friendly chorus and vocal arrangement. Meanwhile the title track is a colorful up-tempo number that hearkens back slightly to 1977's "Shame." Equally appealing are the refined "Back to Love" and "I'm Just Warmin' Up," the album's soothing closer. King sounds fresh and stylish throughout, making Get Loose one of her strongest efforts.
layed
(the review is fine btw. just . . . "layed" lol)
― please don't refer to me as (Austin), Tuesday, 7 December 2021 15:50 (two years ago) link
this song fucks... LITERALLY
― talkin' about his flat tire (DJP), Tuesday, 7 December 2021 18:34 (two years ago) link
expertly even
― please don't refer to me as (Austin), Tuesday, 7 December 2021 22:51 (two years ago) link
John McWhorter bravely takes on the cultural elites of 1920s Vienna: https://www.nytimes.com/2022/04/26/opinion/classical-music.html
― And liberty she pirouette (Sund4r), Wednesday, 27 April 2022 13:10 (two years ago) link
"Audiences have resisted Dvorak’s call for American classical music to flourish based on our own homegrown substrate, Native American and, especially, Black music" Guess how many Native American or Black composers he goes on to at least name-check:— Will Mason (@willmasonmusic) April 26, 2022
― And liberty she pirouette (Sund4r), Wednesday, 27 April 2022 13:19 (two years ago) link
That was horrible, my god.
― we need outrage! we need dicks!! (the table is the table), Wednesday, 27 April 2022 18:08 (two years ago) link
Anyone can Op-Ed
― Eric B. Mash Up the Resident (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 27 April 2022 18:23 (two years ago) link