Worthwhile or not, writing one's own can be a lot of fun. And really the challenge is knowing where to include my dick and when to leave my dick out of it
I used to be a my dick from the my dick daysMy dick used to feel woebegone and so restless nightsMy aching dick would bleed for you to seeOh, but now (I don't find my dick bouncing home)(Whistling my dick tunes to make me cry)
CHORUS:No more my dick yousMy dick is leaving meMy dick I love youChanges are shifting outside my dick
I used to have demons in my dick at nightMy dick, my dick, my dick, so many my dicksOh, but now (I don't find my dick bouncing around)(Whistling my dick to make me cry)
(My Dick Chorus)
My dick was being really crazyBut my dick will only comeAnd you know what, my dick?Everyone was being really my dickThe my dicks are crazyThere are my dicks outside
― the forces of darkness making making us laugh ourselves into DEATH?? (dog latin), Monday, 20 March 2023 11:23 (one year ago) link
(Probably worth replacing the 'Dooba-dubba-dup-dup-dup... uh-OH!' parts as appropriate)
― the forces of darkness making making us laugh ourselves into DEATH?? (dog latin), Monday, 20 March 2023 11:34 (one year ago) link
Wanna change my dick, my dick, my dick
― Do I look like I know what a jpeg is? (dog latin), Sunday, 25 June 2023 10:50 (eleven months ago) link
I had the opportunity to introduce someone to this the other day. they'd just been to the Springsteen concert so obv I started with 'dancing with my dick'. He ended up doubled over the table in laughter. He wasn't entirely sober, but still.
― ledge, Sunday, 25 June 2023 12:03 (eleven months ago) link
Pole.
― Loud guitars shit all over "Bette Davis Eyes" (NYCNative), Sunday, 25 June 2023 13:31 (eleven months ago) link
“Fast Dick” still makes me cry laughing even thinking about it.
― butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Tuesday, 27 June 2023 02:00 (eleven months ago) link
city lights play on my dick and my dick was wrapped around my shoulder
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, 27 June 2023 04:25 (eleven months ago) link
Best poll
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Saturday, 9 September 2023 09:08 (eight months ago) link
I know we're pleased My Dick stayed humble, but I really do think it's time for a follow up
― Stomp Jomperson (dog latin), Saturday, 9 September 2023 16:00 (eight months ago) link
The dick that burns twice as bright burns half as long, and they did burn so very very brightly.
― churl of england (ledge), Saturday, 9 September 2023 16:32 (eight months ago) link
it's better to burn dick than to fade a dick
― reggie (qualmsley), Saturday, 9 September 2023 16:37 (eight months ago) link
blended dick haircut
― sarahell, Saturday, 9 September 2023 17:50 (eight months ago) link
Fields of Dick...brings back memories of the neighbors harvesting dicks this time of year.
― birdistheword, Sunday, 10 September 2023 06:38 (eight months ago) link
So many dick hits since the first one came out, a followup is needed indeed.
Can’t Feel My Dick Lose Yourself to DickRolling in my DickShape of DickShake My DickHotline DickShallow DickWrecking DickOld Town DickTake My Dick to ChurchStay With My DickSomebody that I Used to DickWhen I Was Your Dick
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Sunday, 10 September 2023 15:35 (eight months ago) link
Dick Me Maybe
― il lavoro mi rovina la giornata (PBKR), Sunday, 10 September 2023 15:42 (eight months ago) link
Try Sleeping with a Broken Dick
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Sunday, 10 September 2023 15:51 (eight months ago) link
Dick Horse
― the new drip king (DJP), Sunday, 10 September 2023 17:03 (eight months ago) link
We Found My Dick In A Hopeless Place
― master cushion (flamboyant goon tie included), Sunday, 10 September 2023 17:38 (eight months ago) link
Wait, no Uptown Dick?
― Hereward the Woke (Ye Mad Puffin), Sunday, 10 September 2023 19:45 (eight months ago) link
“From Tha Chuuuch to My Dick” would be great
― Western® with Bacon Flavor, Sunday, 10 September 2023 19:51 (eight months ago) link
so would an entire dickless by my bloody dick
― reggie (qualmsley), Monday, 11 September 2023 21:45 (eight months ago) link
Try That in a Small Dick
― JoeStork, Monday, 11 September 2023 22:14 (eight months ago) link
or perhaps Try Dick in a Small Town?
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Monday, 11 September 2023 22:41 (eight months ago) link
dickless by my bloody dick
has my dick gone too far
― sleepy bee (cat), Monday, 11 September 2023 22:53 (eight months ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_yGoNXBuds
― Florin Cuchares, Tuesday, 12 September 2023 03:09 (eight months ago) link
!!!!
― out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 03:44 (eight months ago) link
My DickJune 28Ok fine we'll do another record.
via their FB after reaching 5K followers
― out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 03:52 (eight months ago) link
so frustrating that my dick has never played live with a my dick band, how is that possible, where are these people? Ohio? I will move back to Ohio if I have to, what a great time at the bar that would be
hunting around for more my dick on that channel I found a short clip of the singer from freezepop and whoa, haven't thought about freezepop in 20 years but how good were they? still active it seems, may need to make a freezepop thread
― Florin Cuchares, Tuesday, 12 September 2023 04:17 (eight months ago) link
"If you tolerate my dick, then... no.
"Been through the desert on a horse with my dick" .. mmm, no.
Blimey, it's harder than it looks!
― Mark G, Tuesday, 12 September 2023 07:27 (eight months ago) link
My Dick North Of Dickmond
― Stomp Jomperson (dog latin), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 11:24 (eight months ago) link
pretty far, actually
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 12:41 (eight months ago) link
― Mark G
See, you’re placing my dick in the wrong places. It should be:
“If you tolerate this, then my dick will be next…”
“I’ve been thru the desert with a dick with no name”
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 13:49 (eight months ago) link
I got dick in low places
― Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 14:35 (eight months ago) link
my dick my / my dick my / my dick my/ my dick my
― sarahell, Tuesday, 12 September 2023 14:43 (eight months ago) link
like you need to be more generous with the use of my dick
― sarahell, Tuesday, 12 September 2023 14:44 (eight months ago) link
Thank You For The My Dick
― Stomp Jomperson (dog latin), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 14:51 (eight months ago) link
Thank you for being my dick
― Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 15:25 (eight months ago) link
If you're horny, let's do itRide it, my dickMy dick’s waitin'Come and jump on it
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 15:27 (eight months ago) link
Islands In My Dick
― Stomp Jomperson (dog latin), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 15:46 (eight months ago) link
I went to the Bandcamp site and it said
If you like My Dick, you may also like:
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 12 September 2023 16:04 (eight months ago) link
don't keep us in suspense Whiney, we might get blue balls
― sarahell, Tuesday, 12 September 2023 16:06 (eight months ago) link
Candle In My Dick
Goodbye, Nor My DickThough I never knew you at allYou had the grace to hold my dickWhile my dicks around you crawledMy dick crawled out of the woodworkAnd it whispered into your brainMy dick set you on the treadmillAnd my dick made you change your nameAnd it seems to me you lived your lifeLike my dick in the windNever knowing who to cling toWhen the dick set inAnd I would've liked to know my dickBut I was just a kidMy dick burned out long beforeYour legend ever didLoneliness was toughThe toughest dick you ever playedHollywood created a my dick starAnd dick was the price you paidEven when my dick diedOh, the dicks still hounded youAll the papers had to sayWas that my dick was found in the nude
― Stomp Jomperson (dog latin), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 16:41 (eight months ago) link
Head Like My Dick
― Western® with Bacon Flavor, Tuesday, 12 September 2023 16:46 (eight months ago) link
Black as my dickI’d rather dieThan give you my dick
― the new drip king (DJP), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 16:47 (eight months ago) link
I hurt my dick todayTo see if I still feelI focus on my dickThe only dick that's real
― Stomp Jomperson (dog latin), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 16:56 (eight months ago) link
It comes down to thisYour dickYour dickAnd the dickIt gets under my dickWithinTake inThe extent of my dick
― the new drip king (DJP), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 17:01 (eight months ago) link
I did it all for my dick(Come on) my dick(Come on) so you can take that cookieAnd stick it up my dickStick it up my dickStick it up my dick
― Western® with Bacon Flavor, Tuesday, 12 September 2023 17:04 (eight months ago) link
1, 2, 3, and to the 4Snoop Doggy Dogg and my dick are at the door
― Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 17:10 (eight months ago) link
Black hole dickWon't you comeAnd wash away the rainBlack hole dickWon't you comeWon't you come
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 17:48 (eight months ago) link
also lol neando for that last one