If you're horny, let's do itRide it, my dickMy dick’s waitin'Come and jump on it
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 15:27 (eight months ago) link
Islands In My Dick
― Stomp Jomperson (dog latin), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 15:46 (eight months ago) link
I went to the Bandcamp site and it said
If you like My Dick, you may also like:
― Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 12 September 2023 16:04 (eight months ago) link
don't keep us in suspense Whiney, we might get blue balls
― sarahell, Tuesday, 12 September 2023 16:06 (eight months ago) link
Candle In My Dick
Goodbye, Nor My DickThough I never knew you at allYou had the grace to hold my dickWhile my dicks around you crawledMy dick crawled out of the woodworkAnd it whispered into your brainMy dick set you on the treadmillAnd my dick made you change your nameAnd it seems to me you lived your lifeLike my dick in the windNever knowing who to cling toWhen the dick set inAnd I would've liked to know my dickBut I was just a kidMy dick burned out long beforeYour legend ever didLoneliness was toughThe toughest dick you ever playedHollywood created a my dick starAnd dick was the price you paidEven when my dick diedOh, the dicks still hounded youAll the papers had to sayWas that my dick was found in the nude
― Stomp Jomperson (dog latin), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 16:41 (eight months ago) link
Head Like My Dick
― Western® with Bacon Flavor, Tuesday, 12 September 2023 16:46 (eight months ago) link
Black as my dickI’d rather dieThan give you my dick
― the new drip king (DJP), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 16:47 (eight months ago) link
I hurt my dick todayTo see if I still feelI focus on my dickThe only dick that's real
― Stomp Jomperson (dog latin), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 16:56 (eight months ago) link
It comes down to thisYour dickYour dickAnd the dickIt gets under my dickWithinTake inThe extent of my dick
― the new drip king (DJP), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 17:01 (eight months ago) link
I did it all for my dick(Come on) my dick(Come on) so you can take that cookieAnd stick it up my dickStick it up my dickStick it up my dick
― Western® with Bacon Flavor, Tuesday, 12 September 2023 17:04 (eight months ago) link
1, 2, 3, and to the 4Snoop Doggy Dogg and my dick are at the door
― Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 17:10 (eight months ago) link
Black hole dickWon't you comeAnd wash away the rainBlack hole dickWon't you comeWon't you come
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 17:48 (eight months ago) link
also lol neando for that last one
i'm really happy to see that so many of you are fans of my dick but, uh
i have some bad news for y'all
― Kate (rushomancy), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 18:11 (eight months ago) link
Fingertips on my dick as I dipGotta get a tight grip, don't slip, loose dicks sink ships
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 18:15 (eight months ago) link
My dick is an awesome dickIt reigns from Heaven aboveWith wisdom power and loveMy dick is an awesome dick
― Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 19:21 (eight months ago) link
What's with these homies dissin' my dick?Why do they gotta front?What did my dick do to these guysThat made them so violent?
Woo-hoo, and my dick is yoursWoo-hoo, and my dick is mineWoo-hoo, my dick is for all time
Ooh wee ooh, I look just like my dickOh oh, my dick is Mary Tyler MooreI don't care what they say about my dick anywayI don't care 'bout that
― Western® with Bacon Flavor, Tuesday, 12 September 2023 20:02 (eight months ago) link
My sweet dick (hallelujah)Hm, my dick (hallelujah)My, my, my dick (hallelujah)I really want to dick you (hallelujah)Really want to dick with you (hallelujah)Really want to show you my dick(AhhhAhhhh)But it won't take long, my dick (hallelujah)Hm, hm (hallelujah)
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 20:12 (eight months ago) link
hare my dickmy dick krishna
― c u (crüt), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 20:25 (eight months ago) link
My long and winding dickThat leads to your door
― Stomp Jomperson (dog latin), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 20:48 (eight months ago) link
My dicks flowing out like endless rain into a paper dickThey slither wildly as they slip away across the universePools of my dick, dicks of joy are drifting through my opened mindPossessing and caressing my dickJai guru my, dickNothing's gonna change my dick
― Stomp Jomperson (dog latin), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 20:52 (eight months ago) link
You're asking me will my dick growI don't know, I don't knowYou stick around, now it may show
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 21:33 (eight months ago) link
He blew my dick out in a carHe didn't notice that the lights had changedA crowd of people stood and staredThey'd seen my dick before
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 21:36 (eight months ago) link
It may seem as though we can all do My Dick, but none of us can do My Dick like My Dick does My Dick
― longtime caller, first time listener (man alive), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 21:40 (eight months ago) link
I heard there was a secret chord That David played and it pleased my dickBut you don’t really care for my dick, do yuh?It goes like this: my dick, my dickThe minor dick and the major dickThe baffled king composing DickallujahDickallujahDickallujah
― my best wishes to all (flamboyant goon tie included), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 21:41 (eight months ago) link
You know my dick my dickIs on my listOf the best things in life
― Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 23:28 (eight months ago) link
And you could have my dickMy empire of dick.My dick will let you down. My dick will make you hurt.If my dick could start again, a million dicks away, I would keep my dick. My dick would find a way.
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 23:38 (eight months ago) link
Come on skinny dick, what happened here?Suckle on my dick in light brassiereMy, my, dick, my, my, dick, dick, dickMy dick load is full, so slow on the split
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 23:44 (eight months ago) link
the part in "dancing in my dick" where you'd expect him to go "wanna change my dick, my hair, my face" but just goes "wanna change my dick, my dick, my dick" gets me everytime.
― Western® with Bacon Flavor, Saturday, March 18, 2023 9:43 AM (five months ago)
― out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 23:47 (eight months ago) link
really the challenge is knowing where to include my dick and when to leave my dick out of it
dog latin otm
― out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Tuesday, 12 September 2023 23:51 (eight months ago) link
Only the real my dick understands its craft and the subtleties in its work and that’s why we need a followup.
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 04:05 (eight months ago) link
But yeah I agree the funniest parts are when he ruins the natural rhymes by placing my dick awkwardly out of place or in places you wouldn’t expect it.
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 04:11 (eight months ago) link
even with that, i respect the careful craftsmanship and subtleties it takes to place my dick in the right place
― Western® with Bacon Flavor, Wednesday, 13 September 2023 04:22 (eight months ago) link
― sarahell, Wednesday, 13 September 2023 06:03 (eight months ago) link
I put my hand upon my dickWhen I dick you dick we dick
― Make the chats AI (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 13 September 2023 06:05 (eight months ago) link
_ really the challenge is knowing where to include my dick and when to leave my dick out of it_
― sarahell, Wednesday, 13 September 2023 06:07 (eight months ago) link
I'd like to teach my dick to sing
― Mark G, Thursday, 14 September 2023 09:07 (eight months ago) link
It's a beautiful dickSky falls, you feel my dickIt's a beautiful dickDon't let it get away
Touch meTake my dick to that other placeTeach my dickI know my dick's not a hopeless case
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Thursday, 14 September 2023 18:29 (eight months ago) link
Which is better?Happy birthday my dickOrHappy my dick to youOr My Dick Birthday to youOrHappy Birth My Dick youOrMy dick My dick to youOr?
― sarahell, Wednesday, 4 October 2023 16:27 (eight months ago) link
happy dick day to you
― out-of-print LaserDisc edition (sleeve), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 16:30 (eight months ago) link
It was all a dreamI used to read My Dick magazine
― real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 17:04 (eight months ago) link
Remember Rappin' Dick? duh-ha, duh-haYou never thought my dick would take it this far
― underminer of twenty years of excellent contribution to this borad (dan m), Wednesday, 4 October 2023 20:29 (eight months ago) link
Happy birthday my dick
Hey... It actually is my birthday and therefore my dick brithday too
― ...eh you get the gist of it (dog latin), Thursday, 5 October 2023 00:35 (eight months ago) link
My dick My dick to you
Obvious winner here.
― a man often referred to in the news media as the Duke of Saxony (tipsy mothra), Thursday, 5 October 2023 02:00 (eight months ago) link
dig latin we have the same birthday, cheers
― butt dumb tight my boners got boners (the table is the table), Saturday, 7 October 2023 02:31 (seven months ago) link
Cecilia, you're breaking my dick
― real warm grandpa (Neanderthal), Saturday, 7 October 2023 02:46 (seven months ago) link
Happy my dick day, table!
― ...eh you get the gist of it (dog latin), Saturday, 7 October 2023 02:50 (seven months ago) link
I've got so much dickThe bees envy meI've got a sweeter dickThan my dick in the treesWell, I guess you'd sayWhat can make my dick this wayMy dick, my dick, my dickTalkin' 'bout my dickMy dick
― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Saturday, 7 October 2023 03:50 (seven months ago) link