OK, is this the worst piece of music writing ever?

Summaries
Make me feel fine
Blowin' thru the Justin in my mind

I came across this Chicago Reader piece from 2000 where this douche bag lambasted jazz for becoming "art" rather than pop. I wondered who he was - first Google hit reveals he "briefly drew national attention during the 2018 Supreme Court nomination hearings of Brett Kavanaugh, when professor Christine Blasey Ford alleged that Judge was present and laughing as Kavanaugh sexually assaulted her when they were high school students over 30 years previously." What a prick.