Phrases that, when you see them, you inexplicably start singing them to the melody of something else (and then will forever be associated with that)

2 minutes in the microwave
Dear Jessie see the roses
Raining on the live parade

*love

From SNA:

Haruomi Hosono

What a wonderful phrase

means no FPs for the rest of your days

Whenever the disease is mentioned:
Her name was Lola
she had Ebola

New film The Bikeriders, to the tune of "Back Stabbers" by the O'Jays.

lol

Mrs HD: Ugh, this pre-shredded cheese is just like rubber.

Me: *laughs uproariously*

Mrs HD (wearily): What now?

Me (sings): RUBBER CHEESE
Makes me feel fine
Blowing through the jasmine of my miii-iiiind

rolling "Trump is gonna win" containment thread

"Trump is gonna win, he'll bring his next of kin" to the tune of "There Goes the Neighborhood" by The Busboys ("the whites are movin' in, they'll bring their next of kin").

there's a song from the musical Parade about Leo Frank, the person wrongfully accused of murdering Mary Phagan, and his big number is "I Never Touched That Girl", but all I can hear him singing today is "I never fucked that couch"

The film Demonlover, and "Easy Lover" by Philip Bailey & Phil Collins.

The Nature Valley breakfast bar Oats 'N Dark Chocolate variety to the tune of "Knights In White Satin."