why are most white rappers ugly?

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Nelly is bowling shoe ugly -- WAAAAYYY uglier than any pic posted here -- and I doubt he has too many problems scoring women.

Barry Bruner (Barry Bruner), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 18:34 (twenty years ago) link

Nelly's UGLY? What the hell!

Adrian (Adrian Langston), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 19:55 (twenty years ago) link

Bubba Sparxxx is sooooo hot. He makes me feel all funny inside.

Really.

Thomas Inskeep (submeat), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 19:58 (twenty years ago) link

kinda big, so ill just link it.

http://crooked.mooo.com/2003.08.05/peepee52.jpg

i dont think i break any of the stereotypes here.

juiceboxxx (juiceboxxx), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 21:07 (twenty years ago) link

the only thing that worries me is this: where's your other hand?

nate detritus (natedetritus), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 21:25 (twenty years ago) link

forget the kid, the h.r. giger ductwork in his basement is sicking me out!

g--ff (gcannon), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 21:34 (twenty years ago) link

Jay-Z is indeed what is known as an ugly motherfucker.

Donna Brown (Donna Brown), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 22:00 (twenty years ago) link

the thing that's getting me here is that most of these dudes just look so white trash

JaXoN (JasonD), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 22:36 (twenty years ago) link

Nah, nah... 'cause Jigga got what some would call some true double-down DSLs!

Thomas Inskeep (submeat), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 23:31 (twenty years ago) link

I demand a photo of Paul Barman be posted to this thread ASAP. Also, discuss Princess Superstar's hottness.

Sym (shmuel), Tuesday, 17 February 2004 23:37 (twenty years ago) link

sym was "douchebag" with the giant arrow not enough?!

mark p (Mark P), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 02:14 (twenty years ago) link

it is hard to look white trash and handsome at the same time.

Former Supposed So Called Nihilist Teenage Drug Disco Addiction Counselor (mjt), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 02:49 (twenty years ago) link

Now I see him. That's a funny hat.

Sym (shmuel), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 02:57 (twenty years ago) link

HAHA.. MIKEL KNIGHT -- TEXAS "BOI"

donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:33 (twenty years ago) link

(thing is.. i kinda like this single "Peckerwood")

donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:36 (twenty years ago) link

(UGGH.. i meant this single "Peckerwood" as in the 12" SINGLE.. not the.. aah, never mind)

donut bitch (donut), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:36 (twenty years ago) link

hahaha i didnt know j-zone moved to texas

$$, Wednesday, 18 February 2004 03:48 (twenty years ago) link

yeah, but most people are ugly

Mike Ouderkirk (Mike Ouderkirk), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 06:36 (twenty years ago) link

It's Statistical; most people are ugly!

ameriganza (ameriganza), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 13:23 (twenty years ago) link

Whoops, sorry for the huge pic.

Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 18 February 2004 14:00 (twenty years ago) link

two months pass...
they all ugly ass hell

denise ortiz, Monday, 19 April 2004 21:27 (twenty years ago) link

i lov jay-z porkass lips.

jii, Monday, 26 April 2004 12:50 (twenty years ago) link

Jay-Z ain' no honky!

Buster (mokey), Monday, 26 April 2004 13:00 (twenty years ago) link

three years pass...

they all ugly ass hell

-- denise ortiz, Monday, April 19, 2004 5:27 PM (3 years ago)

am0n, Friday, 6 July 2007 18:33 (sixteen years ago) link

porkass lips!

M@tt He1ges0n, Friday, 6 July 2007 18:35 (sixteen years ago) link

i don't recall too many black rappers noted for their looks

gabbneb, Friday, 6 July 2007 18:43 (sixteen years ago) link

old-school rappers who had both looks and cred:

LL Cool J
Kurtis Blow
Big Daddy Kane
Jalil (out of Whodini)

henry s, Friday, 6 July 2007 18:49 (sixteen years ago) link

T.I. is quite handsome. No homo.

http://blogs.macon.com/amped/images/ti1.jpg

jim, Friday, 6 July 2007 18:52 (sixteen years ago) link

i was never able to look at t.i. again after ethan saying that his elongated head looked like the queen alien

strongohulkington, Friday, 6 July 2007 18:59 (sixteen years ago) link

look at the same way, i should say. i don't avert my eyes when he comes on tv or whatever.

strongohulkington, Friday, 6 July 2007 19:00 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah but like, buck65 is hot

I know, right?, Friday, 6 July 2007 19:04 (sixteen years ago) link

i thought mase was kinda cute

M@tt He1ges0n, Friday, 6 July 2007 19:05 (sixteen years ago) link

uh matt...

strongohulkington, Friday, 6 July 2007 19:10 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.handsometours.com/buck%2065%20photo.jpg

I know, right?, Friday, 6 July 2007 19:11 (sixteen years ago) link

haha

deej, Friday, 6 July 2007 19:11 (sixteen years ago) link

xps to matt

deej, Friday, 6 July 2007 19:11 (sixteen years ago) link

http://hipsterdetritus.blogspot.com/elp1.JPG

patrin is still hosting this

deej, Friday, 6 July 2007 19:17 (sixteen years ago) link

well i'm pretty sure i'm still hosting the mase photo

strongohulkington, Friday, 6 July 2007 19:23 (sixteen years ago) link

http://members.aol.com/dubplatestyle/mase.jpg

indeed i am

strongohulkington, Friday, 6 July 2007 19:24 (sixteen years ago) link

Please kill me now. Who the fuck is Mickey Avalon?!

Oilyrags, Saturday, 7 July 2007 12:53 (sixteen years ago) link

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u120/kingkonggodzilla/EDAN.jpg

Can't believe no one's mentioned Edan yet.

kingkongvsgodzilla, Saturday, 7 July 2007 16:23 (sixteen years ago) link

why are most white rappers musicians ugly?

abanana, Saturday, 7 July 2007 17:40 (sixteen years ago) link

Rich Boy is weird looking.

billstevejim, Monday, 9 July 2007 21:16 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.modernfix.com/features/41/atmosphere.jpg

Slug is quite good-looking. But he's half-black, if I remember correctly.

Tuomas, Tuesday, 10 July 2007 09:38 (sixteen years ago) link

three years pass...

The bubba love is a little mystifying, I guess lots of bears here?

lol

buzza, Friday, 6 August 2010 17:27 (thirteen years ago) link


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