Kanye vs. Taylor Swift: Dumbest beef of all time

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my sexual attraction to taylor swift has nothing to do with her music.

strongohulkingtonsghost, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 20:40 (fourteen years ago) link

Nor her buckteeth.

Size-zero-brigade-embrace-token-chubby-chops (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 20:45 (fourteen years ago) link

taylor is a dime iirc

dorroughmac (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 20:55 (fourteen years ago) link

o_O @ those twitter posts. I guess it shouldn't come as a surprise that people like that have access to computers/teh internet, but usually the sort of online racism that comes across my radar is at least a bit more subtle & doesn't consist of unabashed usage of the n-word. Christ, people are scary.

something cuh-ray (Pillbox), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 20:57 (fourteen years ago) link

I think she's beautiful most of the time, just every once in awhile I see a very unflattering picture of her mouth and horseface.

(xpost)

Size-zero-brigade-embrace-token-chubby-chops (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 20:58 (fourteen years ago) link

You take that horseface comment back, son. That smile has won awards.

Cunga, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 21:10 (fourteen years ago) link

And the Triple Crown.

EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I’M A FAN OF REAL POP CULTURE! (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 21:13 (fourteen years ago) link

Her face isn't long enough to be a horseface. She does look a little weird sometimes, though.

jaymc, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 21:16 (fourteen years ago) link

damn forks

dorroughmac (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 21:17 (fourteen years ago) link

i kid. she's generally cute.

EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I’M A FAN OF REAL POP CULTURE! (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 21:20 (fourteen years ago) link

Kanye's more entertaining than she is so she can fuck right off

Hat Trick Swayze (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 21:21 (fourteen years ago) link

YO I'M PROUD OF YOU AND I'MMA LET YOU FINISH BUT SARAH JESSICA PARKER HAD ONE OF THE BEST HORSE FACES OF ALL TIME!

President Emeritus, Fancy Chord Club (M@tt He1ges0n), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 21:21 (fourteen years ago) link

^^^^^^

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 21:22 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbatjA-N5z8

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 21:22 (fourteen years ago) link

"cut the president some slack"
man his press pool meeting sound awesome

EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I’M A FAN OF REAL POP CULTURE! (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 21:26 (fourteen years ago) link

I loves my president

Hat Trick Swayze (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 21:28 (fourteen years ago) link

lil mama is the shrink ray afflicted, transgendered Jay Z of the future, come back to warn Jay about the alien invasion. He jumped on stage to pass a data disc into his own pocket with vital information about how to destroy their hive lair.

you'd have to be blind to miss it.

that was the best post on this amazing thread up until the Sarah Jessica Parker zing.

myndbloom, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 21:47 (fourteen years ago) link

http://kanyegate.tumblr.com

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 22:29 (fourteen years ago) link

more gifs what people luv^

ice cr?m, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 22:29 (fourteen years ago) link

i kid. she's generally cute.

― EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I’M A FAN OF REAL POP CULTURE! (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, September 15, 2009 5:20 PM (2 hours ago) Bookmark

no i meant that was pretty funny!

dorroughmac (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 23:45 (fourteen years ago) link

yo shakey i'm proud of you and imma let u finish but burt_stanton was one of the best trolls of all time

dorroughmac (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 23:46 (fourteen years ago) link

it's called a ratface, people. you can also refer to her as "taylor squint".

musically, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 23:49 (fourteen years ago) link

c'mon i bet you can work that meme a lil more guys and totally deplete it of any funniness.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 23:51 (fourteen years ago) link

i just got the joke in the thread title

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 23:51 (fourteen years ago) link

Could you imagine how fucking ridiculous you'd feel if the president of the united states called you a jackass.

Whiney G. Weingarten, Tuesday, 15 September 2009 23:52 (fourteen years ago) link

would probably depend on the president, but yeah

dorroughmac (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 23:54 (fourteen years ago) link

i'd feel worse of the presidents of the united states called me a jackass.

hope this helps (Granny Dainger), Tuesday, 15 September 2009 23:55 (fourteen years ago) link

what's the joke in the title?

musically, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 00:24 (fourteen years ago) link

um of all time

plax (I know, right?), Wednesday, 16 September 2009 00:29 (fourteen years ago) link

obama 1
kanye 0

am0n, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 00:41 (fourteen years ago) link

http://www.atom.com/spotlights/kanye_west_apology/

Have fun.

Evan, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 00:51 (fourteen years ago) link

I'M SOOOOO SORRY TO NOEL EDMONDS AND FLAVA FLAV FOR CREATING THE OROFICE. I SPOKE TO FLAVA FLAV RIGHT AFTER. NOEL EDMONDS IS VERY HARROWING !!........... I'M IN THE WRONG FOR LOUNGING AND RADIATING!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!!! I'M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT BMX. I WILL APOLOGIZE TO NOEL EDMONDS 2MRW. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I'M A FAN OF PILLAR!!! YOU KNOW!!! BOOOOYAAAWWWWW!!!!! PILLOW I GAVE MY FLOORBOARD TO KIM KARDASHIAN WHEN THEY DESERVED IT... THAT'S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!!!! I'M NOT CRAZY YALL, I'M JUST BEING REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!!MUCH RESPECT!!!!!

plax (I know, right?), Wednesday, 16 September 2009 01:03 (fourteen years ago) link

Blame the cognac.

M.V., Wednesday, 16 September 2009 01:06 (fourteen years ago) link

Someday Kanye is going to make a wonderful C-list celeb with a reality show.

Cunga, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 01:28 (fourteen years ago) link

lol today i heard a radio DJ play the Jay Leno interview audio and directly segue from that to "Blame It"

--nicci mane (some dude), Wednesday, 16 September 2009 02:29 (fourteen years ago) link

i probably shoulda gone with "yo is it true taylor swift got sonned by kanye west after a mtv beef??????"

EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I’M A FAN OF REAL POP CULTURE! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 September 2009 03:45 (fourteen years ago) link

i didn't realize the title was a joke, i thought it was an honest assessment of the situation

xpost that would have been a great title, see if you can change it

musically, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 03:47 (fourteen years ago) link

um, i think i can live with it as is? not keeping me up nights

EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I’M A FAN OF REAL POP CULTURE! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 September 2009 03:54 (fourteen years ago) link

This thread is like the Terminator: the second it starts to go down the page and die it lunges back with a new twist and another fifty posts. Looking forward to the Kanye West/Taylor Swift apology-sex tape, or whatever comes next.

Cunga, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 04:00 (fourteen years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0PwqvwyG54
"Always going apeshit and what not"

EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I’M A FAN OF REAL POP CULTURE! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 16 September 2009 04:07 (fourteen years ago) link

http://i27.tinypic.com/29pzs47.jpg

Cunga, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 04:43 (fourteen years ago) link

i mean

both HOOSlarious and truthful (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 16 September 2009 06:03 (fourteen years ago) link

http://img7.imageshack.us/i/kanyewtc.jpg/

alasdair_d, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 14:38 (fourteen years ago) link

imma let you finish, but jon williams had one of the best broken image posts of all time!

--nicci mane (some dude), Wednesday, 16 September 2009 14:50 (fourteen years ago) link

lol

goole, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 21:13 (fourteen years ago) link

fresh lols both, very good

a gift from your mind in the form of the perfect beat (snoball), Wednesday, 16 September 2009 21:33 (fourteen years ago) link

that tapestry one is amazing!

plax (I know, right?), Wednesday, 16 September 2009 21:38 (fourteen years ago) link

this is really the gift that keeps on giving, isn't it.

amateurist, Wednesday, 16 September 2009 21:41 (fourteen years ago) link


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