Your favorite album re-imagined inna Christmas style....GO!

COIL - Reindeer Rotorvator

You've Got FOETUS on Your Tannenbaum - NOEL

VENOM - At War with Santa

Led Zeppelin - PRESENTS

Sleigher - Snowing Blood

Louvin Brothers - Santa is Real

Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark - Architecture & Nativity

robyn hitchcock - i often dream of sleighs

daniel johnston - ho ho ho, how are you?

Velvet Underground - White Light/White Christmas

The Cure - Pornography

... What?

The Cure - Eggnography

Led Zep - Presents

holy shit n/m

Stereolab - Cousins and Grandpa Joe play Twister in the Milky Night

Young Marble Giants - Colossal Yule

the blue nile - santa hats

Eggnography.....genius

Sleigher - Noelle Awaits

Pussy Galore - Sugarplum Sharp

Tears for Fears - Carols from The Big Chair

Bauhaus - Burning from the Yuletide
"" "" - Go Away White Christmas

Underworld - dudenomarsmallowsinmycocoman

The Clash - Santanista

Neil Young - Everybody Knows This Is Noel

Traffic - The Low Spark of Little Drummer Boys

lol at Santa Is Real

Fleetwood Mac - Decorated Trees

The Rolling Stones - Exile on 34th Street

Willie Nelson: The Red-Suited Stranger

The Velvet Underneath The Tree & St. Nico: s/t

The Fugs: Virgin Fudge (Fudge is an enduring part of my Xmas family tradition, how bout yours?)

Pet Shop Boys - Merry

Pavement - Crooked Reindeer, Crooked Reindeer

Chanukah Starfish & The Hot-Dog Flavored Eggnog

Fiona Apple - When The Santa Rides The Sleigh He Thinks Like A King And He Knows To Throw The Presents When He Goes To The Chimney And He'll Get Home For Daylight 'fore All The Kids Wake Up There's Nobody To Stop Him When His Mind Is On His Flight So When You Wake Up and You Hold Your Own Stocking and Remember That Giving Is The Greatest Of Gestures and If You Know How To Give Then You Know How To Receive and If You Give A Shit Gift It Won't Matter, Cuz You'll Know That You're Right.

this festival of hilarity is so fucking brilliant.

lmao xp

Darkthrone - Transilvanian Manger

Straight Out the Jingle

YLT - I Am Not Afraid of You But I've Been a Good Boy This Year Anyway

(Stocking With) White Stripes - Get Behind Me Santa

The Clash - Grandma Calling (with a Passive Aggressive Reminder about a Thank-You Note for the $5 Bill, You Ungrateful Brat)

EC - This Year's Model Train Set

U2 - The Yuletide Tree

Dead Kennedys - Frankincense

Joy Division - Unknown Presents

MX-80 Sound - Card Attack

Bruce Springsteen - Greetings From The North Pole

Liars - They Threw Us All In A Gift Box And Stuck A Tree On Top

Pulp - This Is Hannukah

The great advent calendars of slick rick

Pink Floyd - 11 Pipers Piping at the Gates of Dawn

Bruce Springsteen: Christmas on the Edge of Town

Emperor - In the Silent Nightside Eclipse

Kevin Coyne & Dagmar Krause, "Bauble"

Magma, "Hho Hho Hho/ Live"

Poison, "Open Up and Say HALLELUJAH"

LL Yule J - Mama Said Nog You Out

Napalm Death - Order of the Wreath

Ice Cube - Gift Certificate

Davido - (Simply Having) A Good Christmastime

Wolf Alice - My Elf Is Cool

David Bowie- The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Selection Box from Mars

Television - Marquee Yule

xp better if you replace 'Ziggy Stardust' with 'Father Christmas'

SNOWMATICA by Lady Gaga

Davido - (Simply Having) A Good Christmastime

plus of course:

Burna Boy’s (My Christmas Tree Is) Twice As Tall

dead kennedys bedtime for santa!

Sam fender hypersonic mistletoe

Sonic Youth - I Killed Christgau with My Big Fucking Candy Cane

Ka- Descendants of Candy Cain

Carcass - Descanting the Tinselubrious

Rush - 21/12, the Night Before the Night Before the Night Before the Night Before Christmas (or, We Three Priests of the Temples of Syrinx)

The La's - The Claus

Tubular jingle bells

Ash - Wintergalactic St. Nick 7 Grinches

O Little Creatures of Bethlehem

ATCQ - Midnight Mass Marauders

Ted Leo & The Pharmacists - Hearts of Spruce

Tears for Fears - Sowing the Seeds on a Chia Pet

Roger Waters - The Pros and Cons of Sleigh Riding

Richard & Linda Thompson - Shoot Out the Christmas Lights

U2 - How to Assemble an Electric Bike

S.'S Sleigh Jam
Anxious Ho Ho
The Nutcracker Is The Life Of You
Village Set
‘Tis Season
It's Expected I'm Grinch
# 1 Carol
Two Balls on the Tree
Do You Want Emmett Otter Or Do You Want The Truth?
Don't Peek Now
Shit From An Old Wishlist
Nativity Without Man
One Reindeer's Opinion
Benefit Song For Band Aid To Sing
Office Partying Might Help
Toy Deals
Wreath Treat
The Big Frost
Bing Bows To Mariah
Coquito
The Glory of Mass
Take 5 Golden Rings, D.
My Heart And The New Year
Hanukkah Lesson - Part II
You Need The Holly
The Gift Of The Magi Could Be Myrrh
West Bedford Falls
The Tininess Of Tim
Them’s Elves
Please Don't Be Jolly With Me
North Pole Indeed
Noël Exchange
There Ain't Shit In My Stocking Tonight
This Ain't No Christmas
Scroogeage
Untitled Song For Las Posadas
Jesus In The Manger
December 25th
Gingerbread House
Linus’s Story
Ain’t Talkin’ ‘bout Glögg
Dr. Yule
Little Man With a Red Ryder BB Gun in His Hands
The World According To Gnomes
Love Dancer, Love Prancer
Three Sleigh Jam

EGGNOGRAPHY *still* cracks me the Hell up.

Paul Simon - The Reindeer of the Santa

(it's the follow-up to WinterWonderGraceland)

Gift-Free Adolescents by X-Mas Spex

Who Are Yule

U2 - December

Who Are Yule

LMAO

Amazing <3

Everything But the Gift

Santagold

Fear of a Bland Fruitcake
It Takes the Taxation of Caesar to Hold Us Back

Yo! Rum Punch and Snow

Shoot out the Christmas Lights

Gingerbread Houses of the Holy

Sleigher- Christmas Illusion

The White Christmas Album

And Then There Were Three Wise Men

Maybe more Thanksgiving but…

To Prep a Butterball

Gifting is My Business...and Business is Good!

Bryan Ferry - Bête Nez Rouge

a non-denominational wintertime gift for you

And Then Nothing Turned Its Elf Inside-Out

elfil4zaggin

A Charlie Brown Hogmanay

In the Court of the Crumson King Wenceslas