what would your ideal mc NEVER RHYME ABOUT AGAIN?

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the flipside of tom's thread:

-hardcore hiphop
-"we've got to get back (??) to a new era in rap: conscious styles"
-"step on my shoes and i'll kill you"
-"my watch cost more than your college education"
-"my college education is worth more than your watch"
-"the endless trap doors of my continually shifting personas allow me to never own up to the words being spoken" or "hey, it's just a joke, man"
-"our big influences are the last poets and 'beat bop'"
-the "afro-futurist tradition"
-wikky wikky skratch madness
-oh, and soundbites of pop culture from 10/20/30 years ago (except as when incorporated into the raps)
-"how we gonna get around on yr bus pass" (sniff...)
-"hey remember when he was called zev love x?"

jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 28 October 2002 16:39 (twenty-three years ago)

"i've got a big penis"

blueski, Monday, 28 October 2002 16:42 (twenty-three years ago)

"i hate my mother"

blueski, Monday, 28 October 2002 16:42 (twenty-three years ago)

I wish rappers would stop promising to do "(x act) from (location they come from) to (location that rhymes with previous line)"

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Monday, 28 October 2002 16:44 (twenty-three years ago)

"i've got this particular type/brand of car"

"i drink this particular type/brand of alcoholci beverage"

blueski, Monday, 28 October 2002 16:45 (twenty-three years ago)

I want MCs to be more like ILE and less like ILM basically.

Tom (Groke), Monday, 28 October 2002 16:47 (twenty-three years ago)

"if you dislike me, the fact that I am rich and famous must be the reason why and not the fact that I am a smug asswipe"

M Matos (M Matos), Monday, 28 October 2002 17:15 (twenty-three years ago)

"I shoot toddlers"-Eh.....cheers for that info D12!

Ronan (Ronan), Monday, 28 October 2002 17:25 (twenty-three years ago)

D12's lyrics seemed too much of a piss-take to even begin to take seriously...tho they may have wanted us to i think Eminem made everyone wise up a little by then...in trying to justify why i quite liked some of the D12 stuff i just put it down to 'oh they're just saying this shit for contrived shock value but also fun, tongue-in-cheek, nihilistic black comedy style' - kinda punkish, and at least they were a bit more inventive about it

blueski, Monday, 28 October 2002 17:41 (twenty-three years ago)

- His gun
- His jewelry
- His women
- His "street cred"
- His clique/crew/posse/homies
- His car/SUV
- Any of the following words/expressions: "bling," "ho," "Holla," "represent," "knowhatahmsayin'," "aight?", "playa," "hata," "booty," etc. etc.
- Any further invocations of Biggie and/or Tupac. Let'em go.

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 28 October 2002 17:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Yo like all the sistahs got asses like mmm-hmm and all the white women aint got no ass for my lovin'.

dave225 (Dave225), Monday, 28 October 2002 17:56 (twenty-three years ago)

"see black guys are called things like Carl, but white guys are called things like Lenny"

blueski, Monday, 28 October 2002 17:58 (twenty-three years ago)

I'm a little tired of all the MCs rapping about particle physics and how hard it is to defend your doctoral thesis in front of a bunch of inflexible logical positivists.

Also, the whole forty-ounce thing is tired.

TMFTML (TMFTML), Monday, 28 October 2002 18:04 (twenty-three years ago)

That metaphysical I-become-the-mic stuff Rakim started off is now pretty much always a bore.

Tom (Groke), Monday, 28 October 2002 18:08 (twenty-three years ago)

but why do things like that become boring whilst the ubiquitous chest-puffing braggadocio seems to remain popular? is it more down to the underlaying beats and hooks as i suspect? in other words we're so intoxicated by the Neptunes groove and the execution of the music that we really dont give a shit whats actually being said and what the message is, or even the quality or originality of that message? because surely you're not going to enjoy a hip hop track now just becuase of the self-obssessed lyrics and the way they're delivered when you already own 300 other hip hop tracks of the exact same nature? then again, people will always want love songs...

blueski, Monday, 28 October 2002 18:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Because that's a specific set of metaphors rather than a topic. Also the beats and rhymes on a track compliment one another (or not) so lyrics which look completely played out on paper come alive through beat and flow. There are exceptions to every no-no - I could hear somebody going on about how they are their page/mic/rap tomorrow and it might sound brilliant, I'm just not expecting that.

Tom (Groke), Monday, 28 October 2002 18:21 (twenty-three years ago)

we're so intoxicated by the Neptunes groove and the execution of the music that we really dont give a shit whats actually being said and what the message is

Welcome to my world.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 28 October 2002 18:31 (twenty-three years ago)

we really dont give a shit whats actually being said.

"I have found The Answer. His name is Jesus. All will be alright if you just love Him. " etc.etc.etc.

dave225 (Dave225), Monday, 28 October 2002 18:37 (twenty-three years ago)

Show of hands, please: who is getting tired of the seemingly ubiquotous Neptunes?

ME ME ME!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 28 October 2002 18:40 (twenty-three years ago)

damn i think i'm starting to hate killing joke withut even hearing them.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 28 October 2002 18:46 (twenty-three years ago)

My opinion about the gut-wrenching inescapability of the entirely capable but still wholly overrated Neptunes has absolutely *fuck-all* to do with Killing Joke, Julio -- you thankless purveyor of twaddle!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Monday, 28 October 2002 18:48 (twenty-three years ago)

messages change. ataraxy is always freshhhhhh

bob zemko (bob), Monday, 28 October 2002 18:49 (twenty-three years ago)

''My opinion about the gut-wrenching inescapability of the entirely capable but still wholly overrated Neptunes has absolutely *fuck-all* to do with Killing Joke, Julio''

they are inescaple you say? b-but i haven't heard a note from them.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 28 October 2002 18:56 (twenty-three years ago)

alex- killing joke and rap and the neptunes and the rest of the world are all connected.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Monday, 28 October 2002 18:57 (twenty-three years ago)

after all this bitching the ILX rap MC robot comes out the smoking juggernaut computerbank: b-but wait! no! it's CEX!!!

bob zemko (bob), Monday, 28 October 2002 19:01 (twenty-three years ago)

"Meaning" can be "achieved", though, in other ways besides words and sentences. Although I have to admit that my BS radar does sense a little activity when I say this, perhaps the words really *aren't* what's important -- in the sense that they don't work *as poetry* or *as prose* or *as politics* or what not.

A lot of the duller stuff Jess characterizes above rests on the assumption that for hip-hop vocals to be good the lyrics must work well on paper and be able to "stand alone" (another philosophical fiction that needs addressing). That's why thinking about hip-hop from within a rock framework results in (in this context) justified frustration, and that's also why it's probably not the best framework from within which to approach the subject!

To put it more succinctly, if you can see hip-hop more as *vocals* and less as *lyrics* then I think you'll start to get a lot more out of it. Sorry for the partial hijack, Jess.

Clarke B., Monday, 28 October 2002 19:02 (twenty-three years ago)

if you can see hip-hop more as *vocals* and less as *lyrics*

I think Clarke is my new hero. :-) Is the use of vocals in rock less driving but equally emotionally fluid?

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 28 October 2002 19:07 (twenty-three years ago)

think *vocals* = DRUMS

bob zemko (bob), Monday, 28 October 2002 19:13 (twenty-three years ago)

Awww, Ned! ;-) I can't say I wasn't influenced by things you and others have said on the topic, but I've always felt that what hits you about a voice in music isn't, for the most part, the words being said. People often do approach hip-hop like its lyrics should be able to be abstracted onto paper and still work -- it's pretty much the critical model (e.g. quoting lyrics in album reviews and stuff).

It's easy to see why people approach it this way, what with all the talk of street poetry and the obvious front-and-center emphasis on the vocals in pretty much all hip-hop ever. I think people just have a hard time dealing with the notion that [WARNING: PERHAPS ILL-ADVISED MENTION OF "PROGRESS" AHEAD] what was once *actually* a form of street poetry or what have you is morphing and changing (in the serpentine and confusing ways these things tend to happen) into something else, something where the words themselves just aren't as important.

A lot of this (admittledly jesting) talk of what should be eradicated from hip-hop made me think: what would it be like if MCs actually took your advice? "Oh, god, you're right; what have we been doing? This bling shit really doesn't enrich anybody's spirit, does it? Let's be more conscious and caring in our rhymes." I just don't see that happening. What I *do* see is a time when something like _Illmatic_ is seen as a quaint artifact of a long-passed era -- I mean, it already sort of seems like that, doesn't it? -- an era when MCs and producers had seemingly very different priorities and aims, both musically and extra-musically.

Clarke B., Monday, 28 October 2002 19:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Clarke -
"To put it more succinctly, if you can see hip-hop more as *vocals* and less as *lyrics* then I think you'll start to get a lot more out of it."

So...banality is accepted. To assume that nothing substantial can originate from hip hop lyrics is a very...interesting position to take.

"That's why thinking about hip-hop from within a rock framework results in (in this context) justified frustration, and that's also why it's probably not the best framework from within which to approach the subject!"

Are you suggesting that rock is allowed some emotional resonance or philosophical truth as where hip hop exists only for the phonetical appeal? And when it does attempt to meet rock's criteria (whatever that is) why do you say it fails? I'll assume that you weren't suggesting this and give you a chance to clarify this statement.

I find it odd that a lot of people on this board seem to be advocating a new banality. Is lyricism in hip hop dead? A lot of people around here seem to indicate that lyricism never had a place in hip hop. I'd be interested to hear how many of you agree with this and what defense you have for this, because this seems to be the subtext to what a lot of ILM boarders say about hip-hop. and i think that it's a very limited perspective of hip-hop's history and its potential.

And jess, could you clarify your point about MF Doom?

S, Monday, 28 October 2002 19:43 (twenty-three years ago)

no.

jess (dubplatestyle), Monday, 28 October 2002 19:45 (twenty-three years ago)

S can you answer the thread on what you *would* like to hear from a hip-hop MC?

The lyrics-are-meaningless wing of ILM apply their analyses to *everything* whether it's hip-hop, rock, or whatever; there's no special pleading. I think there's a valid point - vocal rhythm is as important a component as the words the voices are using but let's face it they ARE using actual words, it's not just rhythmic dada, and those words are open to criticism. Whether that criticism can be general (i.e. "bling-bling lyrics are banal") and not rooted in specific performances is something I have a lot more problems with - which is partly why I started the other thread.

Tom (Groke), Monday, 28 October 2002 19:49 (twenty-three years ago)

hang on, now i'm really confused, sam. you seem to be implying that lyricism and content are the same thing, or at least related. i dont really understand this.

i think the word i'm struggling with on this whole thread is 'about', what is *something* 'about', this seems a peculiar word to me, is this is about representation again?

gareth (gareth), Monday, 28 October 2002 19:58 (twenty-three years ago)

Sam didn't even mention content. Gareth it doesn't seem to me unreasonable to assert that some songs are 'about' i.e. 'refer to' ideas, topics, or situations. For instance: "Eminem's Cleaning Out My Closet is about his relationship with his mother". Nobody's suggesting though that this would be a complete description of the song, i.e. that it exhausts the song's content. Now you might not agree that it is a sufficient description - you might say "that's tangential" or "no it's not about that" or even "it's not about anything" and I would have to justify myself - but I'm not sure questioning the concept of 'about' itself is useful.

If a piece of music uses words, it is legitimate to talk about the meaning of those words when you criticise the piece. That's my bottom line, I suppose.

Tom (Groke), Monday, 28 October 2002 20:10 (twenty-three years ago)

"The lyrics-are-meaningless wing of ILM apply their analyses to *everything* whether it's hip-hop, rock, or whatever; there's no special pleading."

I understand this point, but Clarke did seem to be contrasting it against a "rock framework" so I just wanted some clarification about why hip hop fails within this framework.

And, in regards to your other comment: I do think that there vocal rhythm is an essential element of hip hop lyrics. But there's also another function that hip hop lyricist have traditionally played, and it's more in the tradition of the griot and the educator. I don't think that it's acurate or healthy to say that hip hop has simply moved beyond that. While there's obviously a lot of meaningless shit said by both mainstream and "underground" hip hop, it seems premature to dismiss this particular function (although it does seem rather fashionable as of late).

Obviously, there are several criteria employed when judging hip hop lyrics, and I would argee with Tom that what the lyrics are *about* (as defined by tom) is an acceptable criteria. I think that it's rather cynical to say that it isn't.

Also, I'm not going to list what I would like to hear from an MC. There's a lot. And there are a lot who consistently deliver.

S, Monday, 28 October 2002 20:24 (twenty-three years ago)

gareth -

i see your point. i was referring to one particular aspect of lyricism, and should have phrased my comments accordingly.

S, Monday, 28 October 2002 20:29 (twenty-three years ago)

Sam I wish you would list some of what you like - cause it's hard to argue with someone who generalises about "banality" without an idea of what they consider "not-banal".

Is the griot/educator tradition really a lasting or strong one within hip-hop, rather than an idea pushed very strongly by a small subset of (very charismatic and skilled) MCs which has faded somewhat as their careers have?

Tom (Groke), Monday, 28 October 2002 20:36 (twenty-three years ago)

Also, for emcees like... say KRS-one, the idea that he was a "teacher" or educator figure able to drop knowledge through hard rhymes/beats was equally if not more important than what he was actually allegedly teaching. That kind of persona endorses the learn-from-lyricism school of thought but the charismatic/skilled bit that Tom mentions or the fact that these guys projected themselves so effectively as hip hop orators, was ultimately more of a character thing than a lyrical thing (hence "vocal" vs. "lyrics" again).

Honda, Monday, 28 October 2002 20:44 (twenty-three years ago)

- Bling
- Whips
- Pushin' Weight
- Keepin' It Real
- Hardcore Hip-hop Headz

Juan, Monday, 28 October 2002 20:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Sidestepping your debate for a moment... If I managed a hip hop artist, here's the advice I would give (with thanks to Keith Harris):

No questions
No instructions
No introductions

I.e.:
No more "Is Cleveland in the house?"
No more "Throw your hands in the ayer, and wave 'em like your name is Roy Ayers"
No more "Scream!"
No more "Ho!"
Don't tell audiences to do something and then get mad when they don't.
Come up with new ways to work the crowd and get audience interraction.
No more intros on CDs.
Start the fucking CD already.
Start your fucking show already.
Don't tell me who you are.
Say who you are in a song.
Banter is filler unless you're rapping.
ABR: Always Be Rapping.
And another thing: MCs with DAT Tapes must die immediately. Get a DJ, a band, or go a capella.

Thankyou,

Pete

Pete Scholtes, Monday, 28 October 2002 20:48 (twenty-three years ago)

Tom,

I think I see where you're going with this, and I'll back off my language a little more. Amongst these board members, the rhythmic and phonetic aspect of lyricism seems privilidged over what the song is actually *about* (accepting your prior definition of the word "about"). And I would argue that there are many emcees througout the history of hip hop who've had significant thematic content. And I would also say (more in response to what Clarke said) that hip hop's lyrical themes and subjects are just as substantial and meaningful as that of rock. I can provide a list (if you want one) later this afternoon. Lunch calls!

s, Monday, 28 October 2002 20:51 (twenty-three years ago)

hip hop's lyrical themes and subjects are just as substantial and meaningful as that of rock

I very much doubt Clarke was arguing otherwise -- certainly I'm not, but the unspoken subtext is that they both can be equally flaky and banal judged on their own. What I think Clarke and I are both, to an extent and not necessarily an equal one, saying that sole judging of a track's quality on the basis of lyrical content, theme, etc. is a mug's game and a half. It is not what we're engaging with the music for -- and if we are, then read the lyric sheet and forget the disc itself. Like Tom noted elsewhere just now, if a video is viewed then it's a combination of audio and visual input that informs one's judgment rather than simply 'just' the song, though what is valued in that combination more is up to the individual interpreter. But reducing it further -- a musical piece with lyrics can't be judged/enjoyed solely on the basis of the lyrics but the whole, though what an individual listener will choose to judge/appreciate/respond to more will vary. Hopefully that clarifies matters -- you are right that some of us do indeed privilege sound over, for lack of a better word, 'content,' but I think you do the board a disservice by saying we're all like that.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 28 October 2002 21:08 (twenty-three years ago)

No no, Sam, I wasn't implying at all that rock's lyrics can mean something whereas hip-hop's cannot; rather, a model of criticism which sees worth in rock lyrics and hip-hop lyrics through only the *words* used misses something huge.

Tom, point taken re: they're actually saying words that mean something (that's why my BS detector perked up). However, I don't think something like: lyrics are worthless BUT that rhythm and cadence are hugely important. That would be denouncing one nicely cordoned-off quantifiable (haha arguably, but whatever) dimension of vocalizing -- lyrics -- in favor of another nicely cordoned-off one -- rhythm. Just as a lyric sheet won't convince me that I'll like a vocalist, nor will a rhythm chart, no matter how specific it is w/r/t attacks, accents, beat divisions, etc. The point is not that lyrics should be ignored *in favor of* something else, but rather that no one thing about vocalizing can be singled out as *the* "meaning-bearing" or vital aspect. Unsatisfying at first sight, perhaps, but I think it's more philosophically honest, and can ultimately lead to more productive criticism that sits better than the endless debates about how meaningless bling-bling lyrics are.

Clarke B., Monday, 28 October 2002 21:08 (twenty-three years ago)

I got you, Clarke. I didn't think that you would suggest that rock's lyrics are more meaningful, it's just the apparent contrast you initially provided between the "rock framework" and (an implied) hip-hop framework, and how we should consider hip hop lyrics as only *vocals*, confused me. Reading over your most recent post, I do agree that a balance must be tempered. Divorcing lyrics from their context and judging them as prose, poetry or politics does them a disservice. But, as you said, to focus solely on the context, the rhythm, and the percussive aspect of hip-hop lyrics/vocals is also doing it a disservice.

The thematic content of hip hop lyrics has been used to entertain (i.e. the storytellers), educate (PE, KRS) and have also been used as a tool to indict hip-hop (2 Live Crew). I think to take this potential away from hip-hop is robbing it of some of its power. And, to dip from the conceptual to the personal, hip-hop has functioned as a teacher for myself and many others. I believe that you could make an argument that over the past 20 years, the thematic content of hip hop lyrics has been more influential on a cultural level than any other form of lyrics, poetry, or prose. American mainstream media, and many of the genre’s participants and fans, have (rightly or not) operated under the assumption that hip-hop lyrics speak for a certain segment of society (and I’m not segregating this strictly based on race). Maybe this is just a byproduct of the general relevancy of hip hop culture, but regardless of the origin of investment, it does mean that they still warrant close scrutiny. So…fuck Tom Petty.

S, Monday, 28 October 2002 22:22 (twenty-three years ago)

The thematic content of hip hop lyrics has been used to entertain (i.e. the storytellers), educate (PE, KRS) and have also been used as a tool to indict hip-hop (2 Live Crew). I think to take this potential away from hip-hop is robbing it of some of its power.

Quick thought here -- 'rock' lyrics (and 'country' and 'reggae' and whatever) can and do all fulfill these functions, at least as their listeners choose to let them as much as their authors want to mean them. Not trying to contradict your overall point (especially since hip-hop is the focus of the thread), but just to acknowledge how there actually isn't any particular reason why hip-hop should be singled out for these qualities in implicit opposition to other musical styles. But perhaps we're circuitously saying the same thing at base.

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 28 October 2002 22:36 (twenty-three years ago)

But perhaps we're circuitously saying the same thing at base.

Wow, I don't think that's EVER HAPPENED BEFORE on ILM!</sarcasticbastard>

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 28 October 2002 22:42 (twenty-three years ago)

Certainly not, y'bastid!

Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 28 October 2002 22:47 (twenty-three years ago)

"My name is so and so and I'm here to say..."

Actually, I'd like to hear this one more. Usually it's the first line in a rap-related joke.

Mike Appelstein (mike a), Monday, 28 October 2002 23:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Aren't those questions/instructions that you don't like more a standby of live hip-hop though? I hardly ever hear that shit on records anymore.

Jordan (Jordan), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 06:51 (twenty-three years ago)

Pubs, mobiles, looking hard, singing soft, chip fights in kebab shops, 150-quid-jeans-but-can’t-pay-the-rent clubbers, toking on the tube, the overwhelming, oppressive smog doing its level best to push your average Joe Londoner into the pavement.

Fuck all that shit, it's so ILM...

Charlie (Charlie), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 07:04 (twenty-three years ago)

ilm is dead to me

ep, Tuesday, 29 October 2002 07:07 (twenty-three years ago)

"hey remember when he was called zev love x?"

haha, count bass d says there's a new kmd album coming out!

minna (minna), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 07:58 (twenty-three years ago)

And jess, could you clarify your point about MF Doom?
no.

Jess, you're an even bigger asshole than I'd taken you for. grow the fuck up.

M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 09:20 (twenty-three years ago)

''grow the fuck up.''

dan perry to thread!

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 09:49 (twenty-three years ago)

My ideal MC would never rap about anything ever again.

Callum (Callum), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 09:52 (twenty-three years ago)

haha matos, does it take a lot of energy to be perma-indignant or is it something you thrive on?

jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 10:01 (twenty-three years ago)

(i mean, don't get me wrong: i find yr usual mix of chest beating sincerity and vein-popping incredulity charming, if a bit exhausting. but if motherfuckers need an obscure tossed-off one liner about an equally obscure rappers name change "fleshed out", well then they're beyond my help.)

jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 10:15 (twenty-three years ago)

this is now the ILM FAQ

bob zemko (bob), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 11:14 (twenty-three years ago)

Rapping about hip hop and/or what hip hop "is" should be outlawed. Talking about the old school has to stop, and the following phrases should never be spoken again: "Yes yes y'all", "When I say ____, you say ___". I had the displeasure of watching the Lootpack documentary last night, and while I like LP to some degree, all the "this is real hip hop" bullshit made me gag.

Bobby D Gray (bedhead), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 15:40 (twenty-three years ago)

"My ideal MC would never rap about anything ever again."

My favorite answer ever!

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 16:05 (twenty-three years ago)

I'd like to hear all references to "niggaz" substitute the word "nurses".

Curt (cgould), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 16:45 (twenty-three years ago)

Nurses for Life

Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 17:29 (twenty-three years ago)

jess i think you're coming in for some criticism because you seem to have taken the "if you have to ask, lady, you'll never know" quote as your personal credo. since this is a music DISCUSSION board it's really frustrating when you foreclose conversation, or slag us off, once it takes a turn you don't like. don't pout when it doesn't go your way - turn it around for us.

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 17:30 (twenty-three years ago)

Tracer is asking Jess to shake his tail feather!

Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 17:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Jess, I was just wondering why you referenced a relatively obscure artist who happens to be in one of my all-time fave groups for a thread on hip hop clichés. Sorry if my sarcasm detector wasn't on.

S, Tuesday, 29 October 2002 17:51 (twenty-three years ago)

How do you know about my tail-feather, Dan?!

Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 18:04 (twenty-three years ago)

''Sorry if my sarcasm detector wasn't on.''

jess has been like this for what...six, seven months.

Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 18:08 (twenty-three years ago)

Health food!

Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 19:18 (twenty-three years ago)

Yep, Jordan, some of my complaints don't apply to CDs. But live is where hip hop crews get over, how they get people to buy.

Another word of wisdom for MCs: If nobody knows you, or knows the words, rapping clearly (as in enunciating, making sure the back can hear) might be advisable.

Pete Scholtes, Tuesday, 29 October 2002 19:46 (twenty-three years ago)

Health food!

Dan I., I must insist that you make this identical post in every thread where an argument has broken out. However if you are unwilling or unable I'll do it myself with your blessing.

obThread, only backwards: I wish rappers would do more bragging about how successful their back catalogue is: "This is lecture number two, 'My Philosophy'/Number one, was 'Poetry' you know it's me" (BDP) "I sang on 'Dowhatchalike,' and if you missed it/I'm the one that said 'Just grab 'em in the biscuits'" (DU) etc etc

J0hn Darn13ll3 (J0hn Darn13ll3), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 19:54 (twenty-three years ago)

also, more slagging off the back catalogs of other rappers.

anything said in the last 24 was under the influence of nyquil and a 102 fever, but i stand by it, mostly.

jess (dubplatestyle), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 19:56 (twenty-three years ago)

haha kmd

ep, Tuesday, 29 October 2002 20:57 (twenty-three years ago)

I'd like to hear all references to "niggaz" substitute the word "nurses".

Nurses wanna talk shit? I pop clips.

Yeah, this could work.

Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 22:57 (twenty-three years ago)

"Shame On a Nurse"
"Nurses Ain't Shit but Hoes and Trix"

Mike Appelstein (mike a), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 23:49 (twenty-three years ago)

come on...rap wouldn't be fun anymore if there was no blingin', bangin', slangin', rollin' and poppin' collars/bottles/caps. i mean, what's left?

brian badword (badwords), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 23:54 (twenty-three years ago)

the shoe, Jess--as usual with you--is on the other foot

M Matos (M Matos), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 23:54 (twenty-three years ago)

"nurse please"..."sucka nurse" ?

i'd like a moritorium called on wilt chamberlin like lists of sexual exploits. blow by blow depictions of singular episodes of freakiness would still be ok though

mike (ro)bott, Wednesday, 30 October 2002 06:44 (twenty-three years ago)

nine months pass...
this was a nice thread

mark p (Mark P), Thursday, 14 August 2003 10:51 (twenty-two years ago)

I don't ever rhyme about any of that stuff ever, ha!

hm....

Oh and y'all nurses can't fuck with me all y'all nurses lovin me...

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 14 August 2003 11:51 (twenty-two years ago)

(although I did once use the "...my name is [my name]" bit the other day, but it's just cuz my name rhymes so easily with 'ridiculous' [coincidence? muahaha])

nickalicious (nickalicious), Thursday, 14 August 2003 11:52 (twenty-two years ago)


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