Make public your PRIVATE HELL 2002!

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Musical style, that is. I just told Dan in an edifying AIM conversation (we were busy figuring out what a solo Justin Timberlake ballad would sound like, and concluding that there would be great pain) that his would doubtless be a cover of that mid-eighties AIDS benefit piece of sop "That's What Friends Are For" sung by Mr. Timberlake, Ja Rule, Ashanti and Andrew WK, with special guest appearance by Avril Lavigne and music by Creed, video directed by Herb Ritts. Mine is just about the same, though I guess I'd sub in Vanessa Carlton for Avril or something. What are yours?

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 03:51 (twenty-three years ago)

so we only use 2002 artists?

― boxcubed (boxcubed), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 03:56 (twenty-three years ago)

aw come on ned! that sounds like pure hilarity!

― geeta (geeta), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 03:59 (twenty-three years ago)

nu-metal done in an R&B stylee with some rapping on top.

― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 04:02 (twenty-three years ago)

Try to aim for people who were big this year one way or another, not necessarily new. And yes, it's hilarious, in the sense that it would FINALLY CAUSE ALL TO RISE UP AND SLAY.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 04:02 (twenty-three years ago)

It already happened for real.

― Nate Patrin (Nate Patrin), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 04:20 (twenty-three years ago)

i predict Moby and Eminem being pressured into a collaboration within 8 months!

― Aaron A., Tuesday, 29 October 2002 05:01 (twenty-three years ago)

ned you shit!

― ep, Tuesday, 29 October 2002 07:04 (twenty-three years ago)

I don't get this thread. That would be the greatest single ever! And the video would be an X-Mas party at Ja Rule's house, Charli Baltimore would be there too! And Justin would have a dance off against Andrew WK! Avril would sit in the corner, but she'd join in on the chorus.

My musical hell would be a three hour TV special on all channels featuring the Libertines, the Vines and the Hives et al.

― jel -- (jel), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 10:07 (twenty-three years ago)

kevin shields finally coming off the pot HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

― zebedee, Tuesday, 29 October 2002 10:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Wilco produced by Sigur Ros.

― Tom (Groke), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 11:50 (twenty-three years ago)

Ha!

Tenacious D - the Sonic Mook Experience remix album

― Jacob, Tuesday, 29 October 2002 12:08 (twenty-three years ago)

''Wilco produced by Sigur Ros.''

well, wilco produced by anybody.

― Julio Desouza (jdesouza), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 12:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Actual public hells which cd not be made any worse: the Vines, "Unchained Melody" by G Gates, Elvis vs JXL, Ronan K.

― Tom (Groke), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 12:16 (twenty-three years ago)

Gareth Gates covering Anarchy In the UK

― Stewart Osborne (Stewart Osborne), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 12:32 (twenty-three years ago)

"And this week on Pop Stars: the Rivals our talented youngsters pick their own AOR ballads to sing. And by a mighty coincidence they've all chosen 'I want to know what love is' by Foreigner...."

― James Ball (James Ball), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 13:59 (twenty-three years ago)

elvis vs jxl is, by some margin, the worst record released this year.

― michael wells (michael w.), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 14:04 (twenty-three years ago)

worse than richard ashcroft?

― Marcello Carlin, Tuesday, 29 October 2002 14:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Could Hell honestly be any worse than what the world is already blighted with? Could Hell really hold tortures that exceed a realm where Justin Timberlake is allowed to release solo albums? Could Lucifer really have tricks up his sleeve more unimaginably evil than allowing MTV to play Cam'rom's "Hey Ma" seventy-five times a fuckin' day? Could there really be a place more damaged and harrowing than a world where Linkin Park and Creed are considering "rock"?

I fear no Hell, as I'm already living in it.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 16:15 (twenty-three years ago)

I fear no Hell, as I'm already living in it.

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 16:15 (twenty-three years ago)

whoops, sorry about that. SEE, THE DEVIL DOES EXIST...HE'S POSSESSED MY KEYBOARD!!!!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 16:16 (twenty-three years ago)

God Marcello you know how to pose the tough questions.

― Tom (Groke), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 16:21 (twenty-three years ago)

Mark Lawson on David Gray: "I'm not much of a rock head, but what struck me whilest listening through this was how SHOCKINGLY BLAND it all was..."

Mark Lawson covering David Gray songs therefore = MY PRIVATE HELL.

― david h (david h), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 16:24 (twenty-three years ago)

nigga please, i lv elvis vs jxl!!

― ep, Tuesday, 29 October 2002 20:59 (twenty-three years ago)

I'll have a bootleg combining "Whatchoollookingat" sung in a duet by Celine Dion and Whitney with "How You Remind Me" performed by Chad Kroeger backed by Our Lady Peace. The liner notes would consist of the NME babbling on about The Hives and The White Stripes.

― Daniel_Rf, Tuesday, 29 October 2002 23:20 (twenty-three years ago)

Puddle of Mudd's "She Hates Me" as covered by SNL's Will Ferrell and Ana Gasteyer in faux-operatic music-teacher mode.

― Jody Beth Rosen (Jody Beth Rosen), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 23:26 (twenty-three years ago)

private hell NME approved rock - Oasis/ White Stripes/ The Strokes/ The Vines/ Cooper Temple Clause/ Electric Soft Parade/ Datsuns/ D4/ Lostprophets/ Coral/ Dave Grohl/ Ryan Adams/ The Hives/ Libertines/ .. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

A naff "rock" compilation that includes all these tiresome trad songs based rock bands.

― DJ Martian (djmartian), Tuesday, 29 October 2002 23:49 (twenty-three years ago)

Tom Jones & Ashanti - It's Not Unusual The pair harmonise throughout, with Jones making intermittent spoken asides about dropping his seed into Ashanti’s womb. There is an excess of gormless mutual winking – each time she winks at Tom, he looks to the crowd with a cheeky smile. At the song’s finale, Ja Rule makes an unexpected appearance as Ashanti begins singing, “I-I-I-I-I-I wanna be your chick, I wanna be down 4 you…” Jones sings along with her and Ja Rule giggles, “Don’t freak me out, man!” The track storms to a close as Irv Gotti (?) mumbles, “Tom Jones and Murder Inc., know what I’m sayin’?”

― naked as sin (naked as sin), Thursday, 31 October 2002 18:09 (twenty-three years ago)

Okay, Tom Jones & Ashanti would be IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEIEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 31 October 2002 18:47 (twenty-three years ago)

A bogstandard Mondeo driving David Gray track which features pointless turntable scratching remixed into a 13 minute trance epic.

― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 31 October 2002 18:58 (twenty-three years ago)

You better elaborate, D to the Perry.

― naked as sin (naked as sin), Friday, 1 November 2002 02:15 (twenty-three years ago)

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