WORST SHITTIEST ALBUMS OF 2017

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I WANT TO HEAR THEM

kurt schwitterz, Tuesday, 21 November 2017 19:48 (six years ago) link

Cigarettes After Sex s/t. Literally couldn't believe what I was hearing.

imago, Tuesday, 21 November 2017 19:48 (six years ago) link

Primus - The Desaturating Seven is very difficult to get through
That new Morrissey

kurt schwitterz, Tuesday, 21 November 2017 19:57 (six years ago) link

Marilyn Manson - Heaven Upside Down

worst album ever made

kurt schwitterz, Tuesday, 21 November 2017 20:16 (six years ago) link

assuming sia's xmas album is utter shite

In a slipshod style (Ross), Tuesday, 21 November 2017 20:17 (six years ago) link

arcade fire ftfw

ur-oik (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 21 November 2017 20:32 (six years ago) link

Mike Love - Unleash the Love

MarkoP, Tuesday, 21 November 2017 20:49 (six years ago) link

some of you must lead charmed lives

Simon H., Tuesday, 21 November 2017 20:52 (six years ago) link

gotta respect an artist who "unleashes" his magnum opus so long into his career

The Beach Boys' Mike Love unveiled a sprightly new song, "Unleash the Love," the title track from his upcoming double LP, out November 17th via BMG.

The rollicking tune boasts a busy but soulful arrangement filled with organ, piano, horns, acoustic guitar and plenty of back-up vocals and harmonies. Love's lyrics carry a simple yet endearing message – "It's in our power to change this planet's destiny/ If we unleash the love" – and the musician even interpolates the Youngbloods' famed "Come on people now" refrain from "Get Together."

omar little, Tuesday, 21 November 2017 20:56 (six years ago) link

I'm listening to Unleash the Love now it's not THAT bad

kurt schwitterz, Tuesday, 21 November 2017 21:03 (six years ago) link

You guys are lucky if those are the worst you’ve heard.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 21 November 2017 21:23 (six years ago) link

Here’s the 5 worst albums I’ve listened to this year(or at least three songs before quitting):

Linkin Park - one more light
Foo fighters - concrete and gold
Daddy’s Boy - into the closet
Chainsmokers - memories
Ed sheeran - %

✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 21 November 2017 21:26 (six years ago) link

second on that Linkin Park album. I don't know what the hell they were thinking.

frogbs, Tuesday, 21 November 2017 21:30 (six years ago) link

There's a band called "Daddy's Boy" ?? ??!?!~!

kurt schwitterz, Tuesday, 21 November 2017 21:36 (six years ago) link

Do not hear them it’s like meme plunderphonics with fart jokes and such. It’s really really bad.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 21 November 2017 21:38 (six years ago) link

So it's no My Dick?

MarkoP, Tuesday, 21 November 2017 21:41 (six years ago) link

It most certainly isn’t.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 21 November 2017 22:10 (six years ago) link

is this it? https://daddysboywantsu.bandcamp.com/album/daddys-boy-into-the-closet-part-1

kurt schwitterz, Tuesday, 21 November 2017 22:37 (six years ago) link

ew yeah that's it. Good luck with that one.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Tuesday, 21 November 2017 22:42 (six years ago) link

the title 'Heaven Upside Down' sounds more like a Spin Doctors album title

fuck you, your hat is horrible (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 21 November 2017 23:07 (six years ago) link

or literally any other 90s band

ur-oik (rip van wanko), Tuesday, 21 November 2017 23:08 (six years ago) link

the morrissey album is bad. worst of his career.

akm, Tuesday, 21 November 2017 23:41 (six years ago) link

Cigarettes After Sex s/t. Literally couldn't believe what I was hearing.

― imago, Tuesday, November 21, 2017 2:48 PM (four hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ha, I really liked this on first listen when it came out, meant to go back to it.

Rod Steel (musicfanatic), Wednesday, 22 November 2017 00:35 (six years ago) link

Ed sheeran - %

I've never once thought this year "ooh, Ed Sheeran has an album, I must listen to this" and deliberately put it on. For the same reasons as I don't listen to James Blunt, or drink bleach, or lick toilets, or take a Black & Decker drill to my leg...

Gholdfish Killah (Turrican), Wednesday, 22 November 2017 06:56 (six years ago) link

*an album out

Gholdfish Killah (Turrican), Wednesday, 22 November 2017 06:56 (six years ago) link

hahaha

In a slipshod style (Ross), Wednesday, 22 November 2017 07:01 (six years ago) link

I've found that I have to listen to Moz albums to work out if they are shite or not.

e.g. "World Peace" was musically very rich, and the songs were interesting. But it got slagged by those who disagreed with Morrissey himself.

Other albums got praised back in the day, but they proved to be dull.

So, but.

Mark G, Wednesday, 22 November 2017 11:00 (six years ago) link

Sam Smith - The Thrill Of It All

With the cover featuring his face looking totally thrilled about things.

Not heard it but imo it's pretty bad.

nashwan, Wednesday, 22 November 2017 11:45 (six years ago) link

Not heard it but imo it's pretty bad.

Solid take for any Sam Smith record.

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Wednesday, 22 November 2017 13:26 (six years ago) link

"e.g. "World Peace" was musically very rich, and the songs were interesting. But it got slagged by those who disagreed with Morrissey himself."

the difference in quality between world peace and this one is pretty staggering.

akm, Wednesday, 22 November 2017 13:44 (six years ago) link

and yet, I have seen the words "best album (of his) for aeons"

Who are these Aeons? Do they live in Aeon?

Mark G, Wednesday, 22 November 2017 13:54 (six years ago) link

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MarkoP, Wednesday, 22 November 2017 15:36 (six years ago) link

oh wow!

Mark G, Wednesday, 22 November 2017 15:41 (six years ago) link

I wasn’t listening to that Ed Sheeran record willfully. A friend played it when it came out at some bbq party and the host proceeded to change to reggaeton after a couple of songs since we were all falling asleep to it.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Wednesday, 22 November 2017 18:45 (six years ago) link

the Porches album

flappy bird, Wednesday, 22 November 2017 18:54 (six years ago) link

pink guy

and the chainsmokers

maura, Wednesday, 22 November 2017 20:33 (six years ago) link

i feel like xmas albums shouldn’t count, or at least they shouldn’t count until kaskade’s comes out on friday

maura, Wednesday, 22 November 2017 20:33 (six years ago) link

imagine dragons

map, Wednesday, 22 November 2017 20:47 (six years ago) link

no idea who he is but going by his Spotify artist image, Pink Guy probably has a lot of opinions about age of consent laws

Simon H., Wednesday, 22 November 2017 20:48 (six years ago) link

Nickelodeon Girls is about him no being able to masturbate to Nickelodeon anymore because the actresses and hosts are too young for him... so maybe you’re on to something.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Wednesday, 22 November 2017 22:02 (six years ago) link

His music makes me want to slap the millions of people who apparently stream this shit in spotify.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Wednesday, 22 November 2017 22:03 (six years ago) link

it sent me into a depressive spiral

maura, Thursday, 23 November 2017 07:37 (six years ago) link


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