"I honestly think he may have a brain tumor. He’s always been insufferable." - D'arcy Wretzsky's first interview in 20 years

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I mean, where to begin?

https://www.alternativenation.net/smashing-pumpkins-bassist-darcy-first-interview-in-20-years/

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Poll Results

OptionVotes
I don’t feel sorry for him. I do think he needs to get an MRI though. 17
You should have heard him the day he validated Mozart’s music (laughs) 12
I’m ADHD and I’m obsessive compulsive, so everything has to be perfect, but only for a little while. 7
‘Sorry I’m not going to be involved in the tour. I’m not interested in hanging from the ceiling in a carrot suit.’ 4
I like to do martial arts, I like to train horses, I like to build fences, I like to build stuff. 3
Listen sister, you can’t upstage Billy, he will not have it. 3
Then he’s like, ‘Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you!’ I’m like there he is! There is the real Billy Corgan, I finally got thr 2
That’s one of the things I always loved about him. He always sounds like he’s running for office. 1
No, no. We were never friends. 1
I’m way healthier than any of them. 1
Then he got whatever Asian guy to play guitar [Jeff Schroeder], and some girl [Ginger Pooley] to play bass. 1
I honestly think he may have a brain tumor. He’s always been insufferable. 1
‘Where the fuck are you dumbass?’ 1
I’ve never been addicted to anything, I could smoke socially. 0
I was working 20 hours a day living on coffee, cigarettes, and donuts. 0
I really enjoyed our friendship. I really, really did, so much, but he’s just the same. 0
Almost nobody ever finds people, that when we would jam, and we would click, it was just magic. The feeling was just am 0
‘You don’t wish me well, you don’t love me, you don’t love anybody, you don’t care about anybody.’ 0
‘The fans just want you [D’arcy], they don’t want me [Billy]. They don’t want the whole band, it’s just about you.’ 0


flappy bird, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 19:13 (six years ago) link

ok my bad i left out two of the best quotes:

He just would throw tantrums and I would laugh at him.

James would say, ‘Don’t laugh at Billy!’ Why not? Who died and made him God?

flappy bird, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 19:25 (six years ago) link

lol

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 19:25 (six years ago) link

I’m ADHD and I’m obsessive compulsive, so everything has to be perfect, but only for a little while.

Mark G, Wednesday, 14 February 2018 22:13 (six years ago) link

The Mozart thing is almost up there for me with "you hurt me in my heart"

Vinnie, Thursday, 15 February 2018 01:16 (six years ago) link

Aren’t Bully Corgan and D’Arcy like 50 nowadays. Why are they being such whiny, immature people in every interview for the past 30 years. Geesh.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Thursday, 15 February 2018 01:19 (six years ago) link

Mispelled Billy as Bully.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Thursday, 15 February 2018 01:19 (six years ago) link

"Mispelled"

"oh no my cheds" man had dark to black packet (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 15 February 2018 01:23 (six years ago) link

The Mozart thing is almost up there for me with "you hurt me in my heart"

― Vinnie, Wednesday, February 14, 2018 8:16 PM (thirty-eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

oh absolutely

flappy bird, Thursday, 15 February 2018 01:55 (six years ago) link

Billy staying positive on social media... for now

flappy bird, Thursday, 15 February 2018 01:55 (six years ago) link

Aren’t Bully Corgan and D’Arcy like 50 nowadays. Why are they being such whiny, immature people in every interview for the past 30 years. Geesh.

― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Wednesday, February 14, 2018 8:19 PM (thirty-six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

because they're both deeply damaged human beings

flappy bird, Thursday, 15 February 2018 01:57 (six years ago) link

which one is dan harmon and which one is chevy chase

ziggy the ginhead (rushomancy), Thursday, 15 February 2018 01:59 (six years ago) link

We would be writing a song, and he would say, ‘That’s not the right bassline!’ ‘Oh, you’re telling me it’s written already?’ Eric Remschneider, who played cello for us on I think Siamese Dream, we were in the recording studio with him, and Eric and I were really close, he’s hysterical and a brilliant guy. Billy kept saying, ‘That’s not what I want.’ Eric said, ‘You said you wanted a professional cellist, not a psychic cellist, and I’m not psychic.’

Anyhow though, when Billy fired me, James went along with him, because he said he thought that’s what I wanted. James just needs to grow a spine, Jesus.

flappy bird, Thursday, 15 February 2018 02:25 (six years ago) link

If there was ever a band that I would watch a Some Kind Of Monster-like documentary about....

Van Horn Street, Thursday, 15 February 2018 02:30 (six years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dYK5IpDgCA

flappy bird, Thursday, 15 February 2018 02:49 (six years ago) link

Soon after she left the Pumpkins and/or vice versa,I read where somebody said that right after they'd heard that she had just started dating Mickey Rourke, they saw her, and she'd already had some plastic surgery (which tended to confirm the rumor re Rourke, cos he had a rep for being way into plastic surgery at this point).

dow, Thursday, 15 February 2018 02:51 (six years ago) link

carrot suit ftw

Mr. Snrub, Thursday, 15 February 2018 11:35 (six years ago) link

Ahhh Moka, thanks for Bully Corgan... The simple pleasures of life

Le Bateau Ivre, Thursday, 15 February 2018 14:43 (six years ago) link

I appreciate the time it took to make this poll.

Allen (etaeoe), Thursday, 15 February 2018 14:47 (six years ago) link

I also originally read it as “some Asian guy and some ginger girl.”

Allen (etaeoe), Thursday, 15 February 2018 14:48 (six years ago) link

"i’m way healthier than any of them" is the ego, "i like to build fences, i like to build stuff" the id

lowercase (eric), Thursday, 15 February 2018 14:48 (six years ago) link

You should have heard him the day he validated Mozart’s music (laughs). James and I wanted to strangle him. We were on a plane on tour with all of these studio musicians who were just so even keeled, and the only way they could stay in the business at that level is to be level headed, and just let things go. These are classically trained people, and I’m classically trained as well. He’s sitting there literally validating Mozart like, ‘Hey, it’s okay to like Mozart, because I just realized that he was a genius.’ 

Matt DC, Thursday, 15 February 2018 17:33 (six years ago) link

(laughs)

dow, Thursday, 15 February 2018 17:44 (six years ago) link

For band that has like 2.5 good songs there sure have an awful lot of drama.

"I don’t feel sorry for him. I do think he needs to get an MRI though."

This is a sleeper I think

chr1sb3singer, Thursday, 15 February 2018 21:54 (six years ago) link

They have a lot of good songs, but yes they do need to get over themselves.

Full of bile and Blue Nile denial (Turrican), Thursday, 15 February 2018 23:45 (six years ago) link

2.5 is about right

They are the American suede I think in that they provide more non-music than music content of note

rum dmc (darraghmac), Friday, 16 February 2018 01:08 (six years ago) link

I think Corgan is an absolute failure as a human being and hate everything he has chosen to be but D’Arcy is being as terrible as him or worse by bringing this beef to the media. Noone has truly cared about them for 20+ years and they want to be brought back on this childish bullshit. Fuck them both.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Saturday, 17 February 2018 07:24 (six years ago) link

I began to wonder at one point if it could all have been a daring marketing ploy - play up the rift to generate media and fan interest and then reconcile last moment and the four of them appear on stage the first night of tour.... bingo, late ticket sales go through roof.

brain (krakow), Saturday, 17 February 2018 10:53 (six years ago) link

2.5 feels generous. I like the one in the camper van.

Big Ched aka The Cheesedriver (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 17 February 2018 12:43 (six years ago) link

darragh I think u typed suede when u meant oasis

It's not delivery, it's Adorno! (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 17 February 2018 14:33 (six years ago) link

yeah wtf

lowercase (eric), Saturday, 17 February 2018 14:40 (six years ago) link

Noone has truly cared about them for 20+ years

― ✖✖✖ (Moka), Saturday, February 17, 2018 7:24 AM

Seems like plenty of people still care.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Saturday, 17 February 2018 14:55 (six years ago) link

I misspeak and I am often autocorrected but I almost never fully mistype

rum dmc (darraghmac), Saturday, 17 February 2018 15:45 (six years ago) link

actually Oasis beef is way more fun than any of this

It's not delivery, it's Adorno! (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Saturday, 17 February 2018 15:48 (six years ago) link

yeah that's absurd to think no one cares about this. pumpkins are one of the few huge bands of the grunge era where no one has OD'ed and died yet. A full reunion would be massive news; even the 3/4 reunion is pretty big news; I'm quite sure those arena shows will sell very well.

akm, Saturday, 17 February 2018 16:52 (six years ago) link

I still listen to them of course but their past albums haven’t sold even enough to get RIAA gold certification even counting streams. Most of the fans left the boat after Machina, some of them even after Adore.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Saturday, 17 February 2018 17:12 (six years ago) link

There is a huge contingent of millennial & gen z fans tho. I am 25, have been obsessed with SP for 8 years, and the uptick in interest and general knowledge about the band has skyrocketed in the past 2 or 3 years.

flappy bird, Saturday, 17 February 2018 17:18 (six years ago) link

and “huge” = enough to not make this tour a flop

flappy bird, Saturday, 17 February 2018 17:18 (six years ago) link

But did they become fans by listening to anything they’ve released since 2000?

✖✖✖ (Moka), Saturday, 17 February 2018 17:28 (six years ago) link

Didn’t really explain myself before saying that, of course people still care to see them live, they still care about the band and Mellon Collie and Siamese Dream are probably considered classic rock standards and at this point and will continue to sell and be streamed by newer generations. It’s their new music that hasn’t really caught on and the one people don’t care about. Corgan knows this and that’s why he’s trying to bring the gang together. He’s doing it the wrong way though, inviting James Iha and D’arcy to play live is one thing but he should have done the upcoming record with them if he truly wants fans to relive the experience... doesn’t matter if the result is subpar. As to why he invites them to play live but not on record I’ve no idea. Greed? I agree with D’arcy being angry about that particular aspect.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Saturday, 17 February 2018 17:36 (six years ago) link

Adore is now considered on par with the first three for one. James wasn’t able to participate in these sessions bc he was busy with APC. I think there’s a lot we don’t know about D’arcy’s situation that the band knows and are kindly and wisely not revealing. The kids want to see the band play their classic material. Billy has already tried to push the new stuff. I actually think this could work bc if the shows go well a lot of people will leave with a much higher opinion of the band as they are now, and will be more inclined to listen to anything new when it comes out. Like Soundgarden or something

flappy bird, Saturday, 17 February 2018 17:48 (six years ago) link

I know of at least one person who got into the band with Oceania and hadn't heard of a note of their music before - so yes, it happens.

Full of bile and Blue Nile denial (Turrican), Saturday, 17 February 2018 17:49 (six years ago) link

yea Oceania was definitely the best/ most successful SP2 record

flappy bird, Saturday, 17 February 2018 17:50 (six years ago) link

As to why he invites them to play live but not on record I’ve no idea. Greed? I agree with D’arcy being angry about that particular aspect.

I've never been a fan, but I always thought the whole deal was that in the studio it was pretty much Corgan doing everything but the drums?

grawlix (unperson), Saturday, 17 February 2018 17:53 (six years ago) link

Yep for the most part

flappy bird, Saturday, 17 February 2018 17:54 (six years ago) link

I've heard all of their 90s albums and Machina but not Siamese Dream. I think I know I'm guilty of 'doing Smashing Pumpkins wrong'

PaulTMA, Saturday, 17 February 2018 18:03 (six years ago) link

"But did they become fans by listening to anything they’ve released since 2000?"

no but that's the point of reunions and revival tours which this is.

akm, Saturday, 17 February 2018 18:17 (six years ago) link

" I always thought the whole deal was that in the studio it was pretty much Corgan doing everything but the drums?"

she seems to take issue with that in the interview.

akm, Saturday, 17 February 2018 18:18 (six years ago) link

've never been a fan, but I always thought the whole deal was that in the studio it was pretty much Corgan doing everything but the drums?

― grawlix (unperson)

Well yeah there’s this too, iirc James did record some things but almost every bassline on the albums was actually Billy. D’arcy complaining about not being invited to play on the album is nonsense.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Saturday, 17 February 2018 18:24 (six years ago) link

Her word against half a dozen others: not only Billy, but Jimmy, James, Butch Vig, Flood, Alan Moulder, Brad Wood, Eric Remschneider. She makes tons of factual errors, like thinking they did MCIS in Atlanta. It’s also pretty easy to distinguish Billy and D’arcy’s bass playing: Billy is more aggressive and bright (Today & I of the Mourning), D’arcy is much more atmospheric and softer (Luna, Porcelina, Shame).

flappy bird, Saturday, 17 February 2018 18:27 (six years ago) link

To my ear Smashing Pumpkins have like 2.5 good riffs and no actual good songs, because songs involve singing, and Corgan's voice is one of the worst sounds in the history of pop and rock music.

grawlix (unperson), Saturday, 17 February 2018 19:57 (six years ago) link

part of me wants to start a semantic argument based in musical history and theory on the definition of "song" -- but I think I'll just vehemently agree with you about how awful Corgi's voice is

sarahell, Saturday, 17 February 2018 19:59 (six years ago) link

Lots of millenials love the Pumpkins in a way that is not happening for Pearl Jam for some reason.

― Van Horn Street, Saturday, February 17, 2018 7:42 PM (fourteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

It's because the dreampop/goth/New Wave/synthpop elements of their sound chime better with that particular audience that Pearl Jam's hairy old school rockisms.

Full of bile and Blue Nile denial (Turrican), Saturday, 17 February 2018 20:04 (six years ago) link

it's interesting how of the 2 of the most famous 'alternative' nineties bands both have male singers that require an... err.. acquired taste to say the least.

Ludo, Saturday, 17 February 2018 20:40 (six years ago) link

had to think for a second if you meant nirvana or radiohead

lowercase (eric), Saturday, 17 February 2018 20:49 (six years ago) link

So which one was it?

✖✖✖ (Moka), Saturday, 17 February 2018 21:05 (six years ago) link

Well she’s either a terrible bass player that can’t even play root notes and/or Corgan is a control freak. Probably a mixture of both. Then why keep her around at all for so many years? To have a token rock chick in your band?

it's not that simple. first of all, she wasn't a terrible bass player. listen to any pre-1999 show and the whole "D'arcy sucks" myth disappears. And the idea that SP bass lines are the way they are because D'arcy couldn't handle anything complicated is silly- like someone said in the other thread, that's just how the band and Billy wrote their songs. they are a guitar driven band, Jimmy plays to Billy's guitar, not D'arcy's bass. that's an aesthetic decision, not a practical necessity.

However, her playing severely declined in 1999. Two example: here's "I Am One" in 1993, shortly after the release of Siamese Dream.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2fJzcNd7Rw

and here's a soundboard recording of a show from April 1999 that opens with "I Am One." her playing, not only in the song but throughout the show, is awful. this is right before she left or was fired.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEkw7jJR2Wg

I’d say reach out to Melissa Auf Der Mar (supposing she doesn’t hate Billy too) I’d be more interested in seeing her live than D’Arcy at this point.

MADM is great but I never understood why she was considered any more of a legitimate member than any of the other hired guns the band got in 2007 or on the Adore tour.

That said I symphatize with D’Arcy must be a self-esteem struggle to identify yourself as the bass player from a famous band while knowing you’ve no real input and considered to terrible to play root notes and you’re really just there to make the band look cool.

again, the idea that she had "no real input" is simply false and D'arcy & Billy have both said as much. she even says it in this new interview, that she was there to reign Billy in not only when he was being an insane asshole but also creatively. he's written about how much he trusted her opinion while writing & recording & deciding what songs go on the record. there's a mutual respect there that isn't brought up enough.

flappy bird, Saturday, 17 February 2018 21:17 (six years ago) link

She's considered more of a member at least because people know her name.

To that end, I totally forgot a friend of mine from college was in the last real incarnation of this group. I I had no idea until I saw the two final Chicago shows and thought, hey, wait a minute ...

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 17 February 2018 21:32 (six years ago) link

She's considered more of a member at least because people know her name.

as opposed to Mike Garson, Kenny Aronoff, and Matt Walker? I mean I know why, it's because she joined SP on their farewell tour right after she finished promoting Celebrity Skin with Hole. She participated in photoshoots, interviews, etc. But considering they haven't worked together since that last Metro show in December 2000, I imagine there isn't any love lost between Billy & MADM. He's since said that her playing style didn't really fit the band and they struggled with it. MADM is a very aggressive player, very top heavy, and it doesn't suit the dreaminess of SP's music for the most part. for Machina era, sure, but in general it's not a good fit.

...and are you talking about Ms. Strawberry?

flappy bird, Saturday, 17 February 2018 21:37 (six years ago) link

also consider this, very early Pumpkins, when they were still more or less a Cure tribute band. her playing is good

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Rr7th61VOk

flappy bird, Saturday, 17 February 2018 21:52 (six years ago) link

She's definitely up there with Lars Ulrich's dad in terms documentary potential

Yes, but in the sense that she'd similarly tell Billy when his songs are shit. BC (not one to give praise easily, especially to James to D'arcy) maintained that D'arcy has great musical taste and he always trusted her opinions and input, from the beginning.

Sam Weller, Saturday, 17 February 2018 21:57 (six years ago) link

Let's put it this way, MADM had fans in the way Bowie's piano player and Mellencamp's drummer didn't.

Josh in Chicago, Saturday, 17 February 2018 22:21 (six years ago) link

Lars's Dad was also v. memorable as featured in the book Powers of Mind, by "Adam Smith," the novelist-jorunalist--host of Publc TV's "Adam Smith's Money Week"---Wall Street figure. He realized losing track of his being in the world when he found his supposedly fine self described as "a hulking blue-jawed figure" in Newsweek and noticed a colleague smoking three cigs at once (had them waiting all over the conference room). So he took off into the Golden Age of Pop Psychology-the 1970s---and one of the Remarkable Men he encountered was Lars's (future?) Dad, a Danish tennis guru who later moved to Cali. Yes he does need more exposure, but read that book if at all interested!
Jonathan Melvoin was the tour musician who died, and before I get into backstory will say the main band-historical relevance, as I recall, was that Corgan was so pissed---correct maybe to blame and fire Chamberlin for his part in it--but also in every comment (that I recall, but sickening enough that it seems hard to forget), it was all about him, and at the Grammys or Rock & Roll Hall of Fame or something soon after the death, first thing out of his pouty mouth, "It wasn't our fault."
So Jonathan was the brother of Wendy (of Wwndy and Lisa) and Samantha, W.'s twin and maybe in the Revolution as well? Samantha was the one Prince was supposedly engaged to, I think. Their father Michael played piano for Judy Collins from waaay back (was with Stephen Stills and Ry Cooder in her late-60s touring band) and he made an LP called The Purple Cow Goes Moooog
Somebody on here said Siamese Dream was the one they hadn't heard; that's the only one that got me, via Corgan's very relatable desperate asshole persona on the big single. Actually bought the tape.

dow, Saturday, 17 February 2018 22:22 (six years ago) link

Jonathan Melvoin was the tour musician who died, and before I get into backstory will say the main band-historical relevance, as I recall, was that Corgan was so pissed---correct maybe to blame and fire Chamberlin for his part in it--but also in every comment (that I recall, but sickening enough that it seems hard to forget), it was all about him, and at the Grammys or Rock & Roll Hall of Fame or something soon after the death, first thing out of his pouty mouth, "It wasn't our fault."

Melvoin and Chamberlin overdosed twice before the fatal one in NYC in July 1996: Thailand in February, and then Portugal in May. His anger & frustration is pretty understandable imo. This might be the interview you're thinking of, it's not nearly as self-serving as you describe. Grammy's & RNR Hall of Fame both happen early in the year, and if he said anything at those, it would've been months if not nearly a year since the OD.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjO0Xou_RPg

flappy bird, Saturday, 17 February 2018 22:41 (six years ago) link

quibble, Susannah Melvoin, not Samantha

startled macropod (MatthewK), Saturday, 17 February 2018 23:26 (six years ago) link

"Lots of millenials love the Pumpkins in a way that is not happening for Pearl Jam for some reason."

that's because pearl jam have never gone away and have been dad rock for at least 15 years if not longer.

akm, Sunday, 18 February 2018 17:46 (six years ago) link

Also grunge inherited lots of frat type dudes that were coming from hard rock/hair metal and that sort of attitudes are seen as risible by milennials. Pearl Jam’s music of course is not to blame, that stigma comes more from the perceived audience of it.

SP made songs that were either too sensible for that audience or too vicious. Safe from a couple of examples their more rocking songs don’t have that stadium feel.

✖✖✖ (Moka), Sunday, 18 February 2018 18:19 (six years ago) link

buuut actually you'd be surprised how many *spit* "millenials" do like pearl jam - Nirvana is basically still a massive thing for anyone getting into rock as a teen, and the obvious followup to listening to them is searching out the other big grunge era mainstays. last one of their shows i went to had a pretty diverse age range present.

(also, pearl jam don't need millenials...)

jamiesummerz, Monday, 19 February 2018 09:05 (six years ago) link

PJ & SP are both spun on the radio constantly but you guys are so wise and correct. They both have 2.5 good songs each and no one has listened to either of them in 25 years. So much wisdom and truth.

billstevejim, Monday, 19 February 2018 09:17 (six years ago) link

Pearl jam don't have 2.5 good songs

rum dmc (darraghmac), Monday, 19 February 2018 12:10 (six years ago) link

yes they do m8

It's not delivery, it's Adorno! (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 19 February 2018 12:49 (six years ago) link

Pearl Jam still consistently does arena tours iirc

It's not delivery, it's Adorno! (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 19 February 2018 12:50 (six years ago) link

They're still alive iirc

how's life, Monday, 19 February 2018 12:54 (six years ago) link

look can we get this thread back on track and start laughing at billy corgan again pls

Occupation Propaganda dog (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 19 February 2018 13:09 (six years ago) link

yes they do m8

― It's not delivery, it's Adorno! (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 19 February 2018 12:49 (twenty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

We will not fall out over it

rum dmc (darraghmac), Monday, 19 February 2018 13:12 (six years ago) link

The Pumpkins were a lot gothier than Pearl Jam and that pretty much guarantees you'll continue to appeal to enough teenagers in decades to come. I guess the whole earnestness of Pearl Jam would probably appeal more to Generation Snowflake if it wasn't for Vedder's voice and his array of terrible imitators.

Matt DC, Monday, 19 February 2018 13:56 (six years ago) link

have we done a poll on whether corgan or vedder has the more horrible voice

Occupation Propaganda dog (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 19 February 2018 13:59 (six years ago) link

ah cmon thats not evena real contest

NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Monday, 19 February 2018 14:01 (six years ago) link

or is it

NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 19 February 2018 14:02 (six years ago) link

eddie vedder at least sounds like a human male while corgan sounds like a sentient nose

NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Monday, 19 February 2018 14:06 (six years ago) link

https://thepsychologist.bps.org.uk/sites/thepsychologist.bps.org.uk/files/Veale-nose2.jpg

DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST A RAT INNA CAGE

NBA YoungBoy named Rocky Raccoon (m bison), Monday, 19 February 2018 14:06 (six years ago) link

ahah, speaking of BC's voice, playing the "I Am One" 93 video, I actually laughed when he started to "sing".
It sounds more like a an angry crow !

AlXTC from Paris, Monday, 19 February 2018 14:12 (six years ago) link

Billy Corgan sounds like Jon Lovitz as Annoying Man.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 19 February 2018 14:12 (six years ago) link

Vedder's voice and his array of terrible imitators.

Oh god yes why did that happen? An infinite array.

El Tomboto, Monday, 19 February 2018 14:19 (six years ago) link

Just imagine if there were an array of Corgan imitators.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 19 February 2018 14:24 (six years ago) link

Oh god yes why did that happen?

you can only seem like you really mean it if you sing like a bull trying to force its way through a fence iirc

NEW CHIMP THREAT (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 19 February 2018 14:26 (six years ago) link

Like a lowing cow.

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 19 February 2018 14:32 (six years ago) link

a phased array of billy corgans looking for MiGs

Dat Login was the dname u doofus (Sufjan Grafton), Monday, 19 February 2018 17:30 (six years ago) link

For band that has like 2.5 good songs there sure have an awful lot of drama.

2.5 being the aggregated total of goodness in all their songs combined

― sarahell, Saturday, 17 February 2018 19:47 (two days ago) Permalink

Oh yeah for real they certainly don't have a single song that's good from front to back.

Further break down:
4 neat ideas, two good riffs, a solid chorus, drums are "cool" a few times=2.5 songs.

I saw them in 1991 just pre-fame opening for Red Hot Chili Peppers and Corgan was hugely insufferable at the show so they could like...cure cancer and I'd still be like "2.5 good songs"

chr1sb3singer, Monday, 19 February 2018 17:53 (six years ago) link

where did you see them in 1991? just curious, there might be a recording of that show and i'd be interested in hearing... the gish shows were pretty wild

flappy bird, Monday, 19 February 2018 17:54 (six years ago) link

They have at least 50 great songs.

crüt, Monday, 19 February 2018 17:56 (six years ago) link

people who think they're just the worst band are so weird to me, it's like y'all don't even have ears

crüt, Monday, 19 February 2018 17:57 (six years ago) link

xxpost

Roy Wilkins Auditorium in St Paul, MN which is notoriously an impossibly bad sounding concrete box/ex-hockey venue.

Someone threw an ice cube at Billy at one point and he stopped the show to yell at the crowd and threaten to walk off "You want to throw something? Throw it at my face" so obviously the instant he turned around a rain of ice pelted the stage. No walk off but they were like super-turgid, doing these jams on every song which I don't think was winning everyone over.

Pearl Jam also played.

I don't think they are the worst band. The worst band would be far more interesting.

chr1sb3singer, Monday, 19 February 2018 18:00 (six years ago) link

Number of Good Songs Had By the Smashing Pumkings

time to resolve this dispute with science

Big Ched aka The Cheesedriver (Noodle Vague), Monday, 19 February 2018 18:02 (six years ago) link

lol @ those poll options

It's not delivery, it's Adorno! (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Monday, 19 February 2018 18:02 (six years ago) link

They have the 70 songs from 2-71 on the list of the greatest songs ever

rum dmc (darraghmac), Monday, 19 February 2018 18:07 (six years ago) link

xxpost

Roy Wilkins Auditorium in St Paul, MN which is notoriously an impossibly bad sounding concrete box/ex-hockey venue.

Someone threw an ice cube at Billy at one point and he stopped the show to yell at the crowd and threaten to walk off "You want to throw something? Throw it at my face" so obviously the instant he turned around a rain of ice pelted the stage. No walk off but they were like super-turgid, doing these jams on every song which I don't think was winning everyone over.

Pearl Jam also played.

I don't think they are the worst band. The worst band would be far more interesting.

― chr1sb3singer

dang, no extant recording or known setlist. it was November 30, 1991 fwiw

flappy bird, Monday, 19 February 2018 18:18 (six years ago) link

three weeks pass...

Automatic thread bump. This poll is closing tomorrow.

System, Friday, 16 March 2018 00:01 (six years ago) link

Automatic thread bump. This poll's results are now in.

System, Saturday, 17 March 2018 00:01 (six years ago) link

I saw them in ’91, Detroit show, opening (w/Pearl Jam) for RHCP. Pumpkins were great. The other two, not so much. PJ were goofy (I thought “These guys are going nowhere”) and RHCP were in “bored professionals” mode.

absorbed carol channing's powers & psyche (morrisp), Saturday, 17 March 2018 17:56 (six years ago) link


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